Meet new positive statuses to lift your spirits: I am, of course, the sun, but nothing shines here for you!
Well, okay, the bear stepped on my ear, but it looks like it stepped on your head...
To reach the goal, you have to go. Honore de Balzac
God, give me wisdom to understand a man, Love to forgive him, Patience to withstand... Just don’t give me strength, otherwise I’ll kill him!
Appreciate those who put aside their pride for you, who always forgave and always waited; fate provides you with such people only once.
In what year were you born? In what month? What date?... And what the hell?
It's good when it's good! Otherwise it's disgusting.
At the hairdresser: “I want to get my head in order.” Hairdresser: “This is not for us, the psychiatrist is in the house opposite!”
Only we determine our capabilities.
Great people set goals for themselves, while others live only by desires!!!
Fate is fate, but the choice is yours!
Wherever you can live, you can live well! Aurelius Marcus Antoninus
Words are the keys! With the right choice, you can open any soul and close any mouth.
Even to the most powerful evil, respond with good, and the world will change for the better.
A shoemaker without boots can only be interrupted by the wife of a jeweler without a ring.
My friends! I wish you to feel like you’re on a train all your life. Always lucky, lucky, lucky!...)
The most useless struggle is the struggle between the heart and the mind. After all, often a completely different part of the body wins.
If you've been told your train has left, remember - there are many other modes of transport
Why do you always fall in love with someone who can get along without you?
If you get cold at night, instead of pulling the blanket over yourself, you go and check if your miracle is frozen... YOU-MOM)
Remember that money has the ability to multiply. Franklin B.
If problems decide to crush you, just straighten your back and throw them away as far as possible
Only those who make their own decisions can blame fate; let the rest blame themselves.
There are two types of people: Some are rolling the WORLD, others are running alongside and shouting: “God, where is this world going!?”
Leave everything a little better than you found it!!!
Life is the art of drawing comforting conclusions from disappointing premises. Butler Samuel
No one can make a lock without a key, and life will not give a problem without a solution.
Got sick good mood. I won't take sick leave. Let people get infected!
Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: scales lie, people are jealous, and the mirror is generally crooked!
Remember this simple phrase, everything will happen, but not right away!
It’s not scary if the ass leads to adventures, the main thing is that the adventures don’t lead to the ass.)
And where??? - the gynecologist asked the mermaid...
Don't be afraid of change. Most often they happen exactly at the moment when they are needed.
Fate will pour into everyone as many liters of luck as will fit into the gas tank of his courage.
Don't be afraid of change. When the Lord takes something away, don't miss what he gives in return...!
When there are no “things” in your mind, and when there are no “things” in your mind, you are free, empty and wonderful...
Have you learned how to kiss on tomatoes and think you're ready for life? Buy bananas.
Whoever wants, will be able to, whoever dares, will dare, and whoever loves, will live!!!
Any moment, any event has its own positive side. Find her and let her live!
Only when you fall in love at first sight do you realize how short-sighted you are.
He who needs is not rich, and he who does not need is not poor. Democritus
My wealth is in the confidence that I can see and use for good the potential of any situation. Jensen, Brad
When things get bad, go away and fight yourself
I’m at a great age: the nonsense has already worn off, I’m still far from insanity! This is not about me) it hasn’t faded away for me) insanity will come - but the place is occupied...
Don't think about what you might lose. Because you lose just by thinking about it.
Looking for a woman?... better look for money. The woman will find you herself.
Don't tempt fate - she may not be able to bear the torture...
You cannot take one huge step that will immediately ensure you achieve your desired goal. For any necessary goal is achieved through many small and quite ordinary steps. Peter Cohen
Are you tired of the prince? Love yourself, and a whole regiment will ride on white horses)
Never be afraid of anything! At the very least, let fear be your inspiration.
Life is a book and if you don't travel, you only read the table of contents
Well, why, when you ask a person not to leave, he turns around and leaves, slamming the door, and when you shout: “Go away,” he stays and bothers you more and more?
There are three ways in the world: believe, hope and love...
If someone else likes your beloved woman, this is not a reason for jealousy. So you're done right choice. This is a reason to be proud - someone’s dream is in your hands!
I spent the night with him, got some sleep... in general, I realized - not my thing...
If you don’t pay attention to the difficulties, they will get offended and leave...
Sometimes you want to shout, “Stop life, I’m tired,” and the Angel whispers, “Live, it’s not your stop!”
If you want to lead happy life, you should be attached to the goal, not to people or things. Albert Einstein
The secret of happiness: never compare your health, wife and salary with others.
Think about something else, your thoughts can be seen through your pants.
The most reliable plan: it’s all bullshit, we’ll figure it out on the spot!
Evaluate the day by the evening, and life by the end. D. Herbert
You sit on Odnoklassniki all day, press exit and they ask you: “What, are you leaving? So fast?" And somehow it becomes funny.
Tell people more good words, and there will only be good people around you..
My family is strange: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I’m the only normal one - with a computer and phone.
Everything fell into place - according to the Indian horoscope, I am a deer.
Warmth to the one who radiates light Light to the one who carries the sun within himself...
Late love may not have the passion inherent in twenty-somethings. But she has such a depth of feeling that young people never dreamed of.
a smile does not always mean that a person is happy, sometimes it means that a person is strong.
In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom that the person himself wants to be with you more and more often. Love is when you don’t hold a person, but always give them the right to choose...
Aim for the Moon... because even if you miss, you will land on one of the stars. Les Brown
Be simpler and people will be drawn to you. It's better to remain yourself - you'll see who will stay with you
For everything to come out well in the end, it must first go in well.
Do you even believe in Love at first sight? And Love believes in you even before the first sight
I don't break the rules - I play according to my own rules!
Chaste is the one whom no one desired. Ovid
Topic: long and short - beautiful positive statuses with meaning in VK and Odnoklassniki. And also to lift your spirits, about life in pictures, for girls and boys.
Something fun positive mood, love, positivity, cool attitude for a VKontakte girl - it’s all here!
Find something to believe in and get up in the morning with a smile.
Enjoy life. Laugh with happiness. Don't hide your smiles. in spite of all misfortunes. Live, love, madly and passionately. Don’t rush to be sad because life is so beautiful!!!
A completely uneducated person can rob a boxcar, while a university graduate can steal a railroad.
I won't guess what I will find in life. I don’t know what’s waiting and I don’t need it! I live as I want - I smile, I am sad. I have what I have - and I'm GLAD!
If you're on a diet, remember Golden Rule: “If you want to eat, eat an apple. If you don’t want an apple, you don’t want to eat it.”
I hope everyone has a fun summer! With smiles, laughter, friends and loved ones!
I'm in a good mood... I won't take sick leave! Let people get infected.
Well, it’s just a sin to open the yogurt and not lick the foil
I now know where the Sun lives! In my heart
A real gentleman will always give a lady a seat on a minibus so that he can stare at her cleavage the whole way.
I loved only one man, the one who, when asked: “Do you love me?” replied: “Of course, daughter.” I still love and will continue to love.
The happiest woman is the one who has two names: the first is beloved! And the second is mom!
Well, why are you depressed? More optimism: someday the bad luck will end, you’re not immortal.
If the caterpillar held on to the past, it would never have become a butterfly.
I drink coffee tea, tea coffee, milk juice, milk tea, coffee juice, milk water, and all because the mug needs to be washed at least periodically
I love three people: myself, me and that handsome man in the mirror.
So what if the wind is in your head! But the thoughts are always fresh.
She slept curled up under a blanket, and sometimes did not sleep at all, but every day, in spite of the rains and troubles, she was naturally cheerful.
To experience something new washing powder, we arrived at kindergarten and asked the children to get really dirty. This was already the 21st kindergarten where we had fun with the children and left.
What a wonderful day, what a wonderful stump, how wonderful I am, and my song.
Don't say the world is sad. Don't say it's hard to live. Learn in the midst of life's ruins. Laugh, believe and love!
Try to do what you want at least once in your life. Despite the “buts” and “what ifs.” Without thinking about who will think and say what. This is your life.
Only after becoming a father of three children did I realize that the Soviet cartoon about monkeys was not funny at all!
And on the weekends, you can dream about how you will dream on vacation.
When a woman enters the house, it becomes light, when a man enters, it becomes warm, and when a child enters, it becomes joyful. So let there always be Light, Warmth and Joy in our homes
Taught the parrot to say “Thank you.” He was grateful.
I went for bright colors to paint myself a new life
Don't put yesterday's sad memories in your morning coffee. Add the sugar of today's joyful hopes!
Your efforts are not in vain. Wait a little - they will be acquitted
How I love waking up to your call!
Everything is always covered in chocolate. Just on this moment, HE IS BITTER.
I? Will I suffer? Oh, I beg you, I can only suffer from bullshit
She scolded her cockroaches, put them in little places in her head, and forbade them to change places. They quieted down - they didn’t bother me, they whispered and discussed what a bitch I was.
Let only chocolate be bitter!
Finally, I figured out coffee: if it’s good freshly roasted, ground and brewed coffee, then it’s IT, if it’s instant, then IT’s IT.
Vacation is only good when there is something to miss about work afterwards.
Always expect the best - because you always get exactly what you expect.
I love my grandmother - for her I am always thin!
Over the past year, Stas Mikhailov earned $20,000,000. Only Sergei Mavrodi took more from older women.
Tomorrow the one who reads this status will find his happiness.
Yesterday I went to bed at 21:30. I couldn’t fall asleep from such happiness until 3 o’clock.
I will do everything to do this!
I move forward in life boldly, I thank luck, and leaving a mark in my history, I say thank you.
I just forget everything that happened before, all those people who made me cry and say thank you to those who make me laugh.
“It’s time for you to go on vacation” is also a kind of diagnosis.
I see my sister, five years old, typing something into Google. I come up and read: “How to quit a kindergarten?”
Today the sun set late, it was bright and energetic for a very long time. First day of vacation. How many days like this do I still have left, is it important now? After all, the sun has set, and the coolness of the night invites you to walk and have fun! After all, the most important thing in vacation is not to think about anything other than vacation!
“You still don’t believe me?!” Then I’m coming to you!” - my boss told me and hung up. Apparently my vacation really has already passed.
I don’t know about others?! And I completely trust my wife! We've been living together for six years, and I haven't lost anything yet!
Women are never as powerful as they are after defeat.
Stress is when you wake up and realize that you haven’t fallen asleep yet!
My children will have all the delights of life: a belt, a corner and cookies.
I have the most important task in the house - I make sure that the sweets do not spoil!
To avoid awkward pauses in conversation, just start dancing to imaginary music. Being crazy is better than being boring
It’s so nice when there are moments in your memory, remembering which brings a smile to your face.
The inscription on the fence: “Caution, the dog is not angry, but his nerves are not in order!”
The length of the minute depends on which side of the toilet door you are on.
Darling, did you marry me for love?
- No, just for fun.
If you watch Jackie Chan films in reverse, you get a movie about a man who, in a fight, assembles furniture with his feet.
"Nice vacation - good job" - a promise from employees that is fulfilled in the first two hours after a good rest.
The whole world is in your hands.
I have a photo of him on my phone. And when I “accidentally” open it, such a sweet smile appears on my face and the desire to kiss the display
Beauty is a woman's wealth. Wealth is the beauty of a man.
Well, what shortcomings could I have? I have enough of everything!
Dear VODKA! You promised that I would be beautiful, sexy and able to dance like a goddess. So, I watched the video. Need to talk.
Angelic Morning, Heavenly mood, Divine love, Heavenly successful day, Smiles brighter than the stars!!!
I was told yesterday that I live in fantasies. I almost fell off the dragon.
Looking for a victim for a serious relationship
Anything that doesn't kill us, we no longer buy.
A smile is my face. Laughter is my character. Joy is my life.
Play sports - it's a small problem processing plant.
Nothing shows off your chest like a one-shoulder bag.
Call me whatever you want, just be sure to add “my” at the end.
If they dig a hole for you, don’t interfere. When you finish, you'll make yourself a swimming pool.
“He who is born to crawl will not fly,” have you heard? Now remember that first the caterpillar is created, and only then the butterfly is created.
Only three things suddenly happen: pregnancy, morning and the end of vacation. For me, everything happened at once and time stopped.
If my boyfriend leaves for someone else, I don't regret him. Since childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those less fortunate!
Look for the positive in life, learn to rejoice in happiness, then all bets will be covered by the cards of the desired suit!
How am I doing, you ask? I will answer you as usual. I live like in a fairy tale, gentlemen: It’s good, then everything is great!
Not long ago, the World Health Organization officially recognized love as a disease. So, I didn't think I'd say this, but I'm sick and I wish the same for you!
Former! I remember you. But with a smile!
Good things happen if you are a good person with good intentions.
If in the morning you hug something other than your pillow. And everyone can wish for pleasant dreams at night. And you brew two mugs of coffee in the morning - You have found everything in life, all you have to do is not lose it!
Calm, just calm! There is still alcohol, the girls haven’t gone anywhere, it’s only morning and there are five days left before the end of the vacation!
And you really want your beloved to walk through the puddles next to you. Just kiss her cheeks smeared with running mascara. Remove wet strands from her face. Hold her hand.
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The best decoration in life is a great mood.
Carefully! Radiating positive vibes!
Optimism is like electricity: all the negatives are in the past, the positives are in the future, and in the present there is joyful tension.
The mood is excellent, the joy is boundless! I charge everyone with my positivity!
A great mood is when the phrase “Life is beautiful” comes to mind!
And those who don’t see that Life is Beautiful just need to jump higher!
Those who supported me when I fell, now hold on - we are taking off!
The mood is great. The flight is normal. No precipitation is expected.
The weather forecast for tomorrow - they promise wind from the side of luck, and precipitation in the form of happiness!
It’s so nice to wake up in the morning and hear the birds singing outside the window. And smile through the spring window, filling your home with happiness.
If the sun has not risen in the morning, then the sun today is you! Come and shine!
Everything will be fine! Forgive and don't be sad! Grievances are evil, they are hard to bear! Everything will be fine!
Don't be afraid, I'm with you! (Signed: God)
A smile will awaken your soul, and more often Happiness will reside in your heart.
And success came to me, the mood was the best! And I will get everything I want from life!
Always, everywhere and everywhere - I want, I can and I will!
I’ll put on a cheerful T-shirt and good luck shorts, I’ll go have fun - good luck greets me!
Everything is fine. The earth is spinning. Friends are calling. And there is someone you want to think about!
Great mood, belief in yourself and your success, smile, friendship, love - what you need now!
Nobody owes you anything. Do you want a holiday? Come up with it!
Think only about the best, work only for the best and expect only the best!
And happy is the one who, at dawn, once managed to realize that he is alive, healthy, that the sun is shining!
Be a woman: delightfully wrong for others and confidently happy for yourself!
When life gives you hundreds of reasons to cry. Show her that you have thousands of reasons to smile.
We don't chase glory - we wait for it in ambush.
Give every day a chance to become the most beautiful day of your life!
I'm not overweight. These are additional places for kissing and cuddling!
And my hair is orange, I look forward to happiness with it at the beginning of summer!
There is light in my eyes. In my mind there is abundance. My life is a holiday. My heart is love!
Wish! And everything will work out. Dream! And it will come true.
When you wake up in the morning, don't be lazy! Give yourself a beautiful compliment and you will blossom in an instant!
Let sorrows be forgotten in autumn, let's leave the past behind in winter, let spring bloom in the soul, and let summer be in the mood!
Happiness is the ability not to spoil your mood and not let others do it.
I wish you positivity, meetings, communication, creativity! In general, they understood me. Have a wonderful day!
I have a unique talent - no matter how good everything is, I manage to make it even better!
If life doesn’t make you happy, then make it happy. Do you want changes in your destiny? So, start from the inside.
We look for magic and beauty in things, while magic and beauty are in ourselves!
It is impossible to get away from the sun if it is inside.
Our destinies depend on ourselves; by changes in ourselves we change others.
Always listen to yourself - a good person will not wish for bad things!
Look into your hearts! What beautiful flowers of Love, Light and Harmony bloom in them!
In every winter heart lurks a trembling spring, and behind the veil of every night is a smiling dawn.
Believe me, all troubles will go away! Misfortunes also get tired, and tomorrow will be a happy day!
Nothing happens in vain in this world! There is room for the best!
Seeing the goal, and not the obstacles, we will get where we need to go!
I don't allow myself too much. Maybe you are simply denying yourself too much?..
Becoming happy is the most important decision I have made in my life!
Yes, I have many shortcomings. Forgive me, perfect people!
Hurry up, accept a ray of sunny happiness as a gift!
You noticed that you can change the world: you are sad and the world is gloomy; you smile and the world shines.
Since the mood is always different, let it alternate - good with beautiful!
The mood is great, even off the charts!
The mood is excellent - usual for spring!
I love spring for its excellent mood, charge of emotions, new love, tenderness, flowers, bright colors.
Spring is always new life, revival, youth and good mood.
In spring there is a lot of energy, you want something big and bright, so why not start today?..
Everyone is doing well today! And everything works for everyone: it works, it’s found, it fits, it sticks!
This is for a good Man! For you! I know, you read, you understand that it’s about you and you smile!
The events of your life directly depend on your mood.
The colors of life are in your hands - choose positive tones!
Live, love, openly and passionately. Don’t rush to be sad - life is so beautiful!
Let words of love, attention, kindness fly from your lips like flowers!
Let your gaze, like the distant shine of the planets, carry an unquenchable light!
Let your hands be like two wings, open for affection and warmth!
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