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Nobody notices the work I've done until I stop doing it.
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If at work you get both in the tail and in the mane, then they take you for a horse ...
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Handwork is valued higher in everything except s*x.
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The trouble is not that our work loves fools, but that they love to lead it with us.
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The girl, out of breath, runs into work: - Good cock! Ugh, no - fat day! Oh! ... In general, girls, what happened yesterday ... =)
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Three Rules for Success: 1) Know More Than Others, 2) Work More Than Others, 3) Expect Less Than Others!!!
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If the work brings you pleasure, you are truly a happy person who is in your place, otherwise you are only performing other people's duties, playing someone else's role and taking someone else's place.
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Do you also think that someone is constantly riding on your hump?
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I just heard that on the first of January only TVs work. I am TV.
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What do you do in your free time at work?
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The result is the totality of all YOUR actions on the way to its achievement. If you don't succeed, don't blame others!
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Say what you like, but handwork remains handwork, even if we are talking about mopping...
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We have a bottle of vodka for dinner in Russia - that's the whole sanatorium for you!
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If you work hard for eight hours a day, then in time you will become a boss and get the right to work twelve hours a day.
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You may have the greatest talent in the world, but if you don't prepare and work according to plan, everything will go to waste.
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The most important thing in any business is to overcome the moment when you do not want to work.
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I love summer! You go out in a bathing suit to the garden and the neighboring men immediately get up ... all the work ...!
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Being engaged in business - they speak only when there is something to say; but in idleness there is the need to speak incessantly.
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He worked for a break: he tore his heart, then his ass ...
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When the prison door closed behind Pinocchio, the Prosecutor took off his hat and said: ... - Finally, I planted a tree !!! :)))
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(T) It’s good that I’m not a horse - otherwise I would have died a long time ago from work ...
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If I work fourteen hours a day and seven days a week, then I definitely start to get lucky.
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The most exciting thing to do is to cheer on the workers ...
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The phrase "Well, get to work!" most happy when it's toast.
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If the work began to give pleasure - then it's time to get a divorce
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The boss is like a tamagotcha, yelling when he wants!
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In order not to work under others, you need to work on yourself.
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Honestly earned and spent HARD.
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In Portugal, there is a law according to which rain is a good reason not to go to work ... EVERYONE ... BYE ..., I'M TO PORTUGAL !!!
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Talk to people in Saturday morning at work" Good morning at least cynically :)
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For some people, love for work wakes up closer to payday.
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To the note of those who torment themselves with diets: Who does not work - he eats!
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Work is not a wolf, but also n * zdyuli, excuse me, not a hare.
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You go into the accounting department - no one ... You go into the smoking room - opppa!
ACCOUNTING!!!
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The sysadmin is leaving. The director tells him: “Hand over the system password,” and gives him a piece of paper. Sysadmin writes: *******. Then, after a little thought: “Oh no, another snowflake.”
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It seems to me that my calling is to SLEEP, and not some kind of WORK ...
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A call to work on a day off is perceived as a salvation ... from working in the country ...
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The authorities think that they are paying us a salary... Let them think that we are working!!!
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The more you sleep, the more you want to sleep. The more you eat, the more appetite comes. And it's just not the same with work.
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The half-life of a salary is equal to a week and practically does not depend on the size of the salary.
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The boss on vacation tanned and became even more like Shit.
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Leading means not preventing smart people from working and not giving fools the opportunity to work ...
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The more dubious the office, the more general director ...
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Making a career means constantly earning money and not having time to spend it.
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Do you also have the smartest and most important people sitting in different offices?
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Doing bullshit in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing, reaction and vigilance in general.
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I was officially accepted for the job. They told me to bring my mug.
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I am only concerned about the question: where do all the grandmothers of the city go at 7 in the morning and why do they all need to take the same bus as me?
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- Chief, I need a vacation!
- And what kind of vacation do you want?
- Sorry, I didn’t understand: from what x * I or from what date? ...
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When I leave work, I try my best not to run.
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- Sasha, what are you doing?
- I'm digging up a tree, the maths gave me homework - to find the root.
- Nevermind, you're still lucky: Fedka, she generally said to divide a member into a polynomial. He sits sharpening a knife, crying ...
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Paradise is when there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses.
Cool statuses about work
Good and bad masons are similar in one thing - they both lay on their conscience.
The beginning of the year in the office is tough. There is so much work that at the end of the day you confuse diamonds and worms.
Work ennobles a person, and idleness makes him happy.
You can't earn all the money - you'll have to steal some of it.
If you are really smarter than your boss, then he will never know about it.
In that cave on chains. The coffin is swinging from gold - In that coffin is your salary!
Work drives away three great evils from us: boredom, vice and want.
If you don't know how to use a mouse, use a shovel.
Smile: you are being removed! ... from your post.
You come to your boss with your opinion, you leave with his opinion.
Nonsense in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing and vigilance in general.
The Russian people are the most hardworking in the world! Only they are able, after hard working days, to relax in the country with a chopper in their hands!
The only person in my office who can say to the director's face "Get up and get out of here!" - it's a cleaning lady! Well done grandma!
You see interesting dreams at an interesting job.
Real men don't cry into their bosses' vests, they blow their noses in there!
It is not enough to find your place in life, you have to find it first.
Those who get up early have not yet been laid off ...
Labor disfigures a woman.
I do have will power! I want to work, but I won't!
They say a miser pays twice - I want to work for a miser!
Never before has a person been so close to perfection as when writing a resume!
Wrote my resume. Printed out. I reread it. She burst into tears. What a wonderful person I am!
To work normally - click now the cross in the upper right corner.
The watchman at the Adrenaline Rush factory works week/day.
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Good day dear friends! Each of us had a chance to work on a variety of jobs in order to earn a living, providing for loved ones, relatives and, of course, ourselves! As a rule, from Monday to Friday, we are at the places assigned to us. We spend our time, our strength, youth in order to achieve certain goals and realize ourselves in life. It happens that we get so tired that we come home without “rear” thoughts and just fall on the sofa, dreaming of seeing beautiful and carefree dreams. Sometimes it’s time for a well-deserved rest, and we go on vacation, and spend time there so that mom doesn’t grieve. And rightly so, because that’s why it’s rest, so that we throw out all the negativity that has stuck to us at work. It happens that on Friday evening you drag your tired body home and want to immerse yourself in something easy, understandable ... that's why we have collected cool statuses about work in one collection just for you. We wish you high productivity and Have a good mood. Good luck.
A collection of funny statuses and aphorisms about work.
I came to work to work. Instead of answering stupid questions - why am I sleeping here drunk ...
On a work day, nothing decorates the dial like the number 18.
Making a career, she was merciless - she went over the heads (sometimes over the heads).
I wrote my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It's a pity to send such a person to work
Laziness is the natural state of a person. Those who cannot maintain this state-works.
I'm sitting here, working. It's strange - that's why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?
Favorite phrase of the authorities: "There are NO ESSENTIAL PEOPLE!" But once it's your turn to go on vacation, everything is fucked up - you're the only one!
ICQ is a flower on the grave of working time!
How hard it is to work when there is no boss ... I don’t even smoke ... I’m afraid that I’ll go home!
How strange… Sometimes, in order to be appreciated, it’s enough just to leave…
It happens in the morning one day you create a kind of violent activity, and then you get carried away and work all day ...
I can't stand while others are working.... I'm going to lie...
Usually, when they completely get me calls at work, I say: “Za * Ali” - and pick up the phone. Changed the order today...
I love going to work! And from work! But these 8 hours between walking are just infuriating!
Previously, the Internet distracted from work, now work from the Internet distracts ...
We worked here for five minutes, worked, worked, worked. Then we had a quick rest.
Then, again five minutes worked-worked...
Nonsense in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing and vigilance in general
If you don't work, you have nothing to live on. You work - there is no time to live!
The boss was completely furious, he wanted us to work for three. (It's good that there were five of us!)
I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.
Leave me work. I am sad…
I'll go to work early - I'll take her by surprise!
If you have no idea what the fuck you're doing, call it analytical work.
If you're reading this, then you don't care
The very first skill that a newcomer in the office has to learn is to sleep with your eyes open.
Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!
Most of all, we get tired of work not done.
Choose a job you love and you won't have to work a single day in your life
At work, only talk about sex! If there will be ONLY conversations further - I will quit on figs!
I gave myself up to work. Not for love... For money...
Still, the job gave me a lot. Before I had nothing, and now I have nothing and a twitchy eye.
As soon as you sit down to work, someone will surely wake you up ...
From workaholic to alcoholic - five days.
A working day without a “tender couple” to the management is considered inferior.
An experienced boss can tell by the sound of the keyboard what the subordinate is playing.
There is such a profession - to sit at work ...
I leave work gradually ... starting with lunch.
This is our way - without regaining consciousness, come to work.
What a bummer - oversleep, but still not sleep
I WANT A JOB!!! NO MONDAY!!! NO HEAD!!! NO ALARM CLOCK!!!
Work is not a wolf, but it's a bitch!
If walking the streets in blankets were traditional, it would be much easier to get up in the morning and go to work.
And the more dubious the office, the more general director
You are sitting at work in Odnoklassniki, suddenly you hear the steps of your boss behind you and you start abruptly switching tabs: twitter, facebook, kittens, flowers, acquaintances, swimwear... WHERE IS THE WORK?!
I didn’t want to work so much in my life, as I don’t want to now! ..
I WANT SUCH A JOB LIKE FATHER FROST ..... A DAY IN 364
I want to go home! That's basically all I do at work.
The last stage of fucking at work from idleness: - Well, sir .... Spam ..... we read .....
Blunt physical work I prefer intellectual ras#zdyayctvo.
In our department, all employees are promising. Some people just don't have a bright future...
And our boss is a man of his word. And that word is bullshit
Work is so exciting... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!
Work ennobles a person and enriches the employer
I really love my job, but not in such quantities. In general, it is difficult to love something almost around the clock.
Smile: you are being fired!... from your post
Socks have the hardest job. They are really on their feet all day.
I thought I wanted career development but it turned out that he just wanted money ...
After what work has done to me this week, she simply has to marry me...
Work is not a wolf ... but, damn it, the boss is a wolf!
Yesterday I was looking for justice! Today I'm looking for a new job...
Keeping something a secret is a very difficult job for a woman, so they prefer to do it together with their girlfriends.
Selfishness - great power. Only he is able to make a person devote himself to work in order to achieve pleasure, while it is not at all necessary that he once experienced it.
Admit it, just be honest: surely everyone in their life at least once drew a heart, breathing on cold glass?
If you don't want to leave the house in the morning, read Forbes... Didn't find articles about yourself? Then run to work, bl *!
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Doing anything in the workplace, except for work, you develop attention and peripheral vision!
Fire, water and people busy at work - this is a magnificent sight! I could watch this for the rest of my life!
Only a small part of people can afford not to go to work in the morning! If Forbes magazine doesn’t write about you, then you are not one of them, so don’t f**k sleep until dinner!
If you don't give me a raise, you'll force me to look for an extra job! For example, I can write memoirs about our relationship with YOU!
- When will the loot be? - Promised November 31st. - Very badass! Well, they won't be able to before. “It's not about sooner or later. November 30 days!
Work, work go to Fedot, from Fedot to Yakov, from Yakov to everyone. Salary, salary come from Kondrat, come from Yakov, come from everyone...
Going to work means money.
Don't @beat my brains! It won't work - I'm wearing a helmet!!!
The working day is divided into “before lunch” and “before leaving”.
I know what love is: it's a dream without nightmares, gentle kisses, magical mood around the clock, abandoned work, forgotten deeds, light ahead of the tunnel and exercises in the morning ...
The longest end is at the working day.
Why work if there is no time to rest?
If you quit, what will you live on? If to work, then to live when?
The street is the way from a home computer to a work one.
If the boss came up with a brilliant idea, then someone will be doing bullshit all day.
Even an engineer without a plan does not work!
I love work. The work fascinates me. I can sit for hours and watch how they work.
Socks have the hardest job... They are really on their feet all day!
It used to be like this ... morning, sun, joy, you, evening, dreams, night, stars, dreams .... now only ... morning, fog, work, coffee, sadness .... night, dreams ... and no dreams ....
Everything that is not made is made in China =)
The more expensive the purchase, the cheaper the fate! ("Men's work")
In the store: Do you have black paint? - Eat. – What color??
Work - work, go to Fedot: washing on Irka, ironing on Masha, cooking on Vovka, and I have a ticket to the sea!
The lunch break in our office is the turning point of the day. No one works before lunch, and after lunch everyone rests.
Wallpaper must be glued without bubbles - article 1 of the constitution of Moldova ...
On a work day, nothing decorates the dial like the number 18.
waiting for monday is harder for me than monday itself
Get rid of colleagues at work, quickly, not expensive .... Humane ways not to offer!
Paradise is that place on earth where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses.
Work... don't be afraid... I won't touch you!
Don't interfere! Break for work!
The main thing is not work... The main thing is participation.
If work is health, then let the sick work.
We all work according to the Robinson Crusoe method - we are waiting for Friday!
For a horseshoe to bring happiness, you have to work hard like a horse.
I do not join any organizations that make me a member
it's time to go on vacation ... yesterday I dreamed that they give a salary in pieces of paper for 512 rubles
Yesterday I was looking for justice - today I am looking for a job.
We know our worth well. It is always higher than our salary!
“It doesn’t bother you when you wash the dishes, the spoon gets under the stream ... now it’s clear why they put on an apron .. =))”
I came home from work, I see there is dust all around... Give me, I think... and I'll lie down.
Let the iron saw work, not for work. Mom gave birth to me.
At work, they pay loot, but working on it, I don’t mind the first one, but, without the second, I’m more fun!
Do you want to wake up to work in the morning? Eat watermelon before bed.
I love work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at her for hours.
Work is not money...it never ends!!!
The authorities do not reduce wages - they remind you that happiness is not in money!
Morning is such a part of the day when you envy the unemployed ...
Monday is a rest after the weekend… Tuesday is preparation for the working day..
Why don't I go to work, I thought. And didn't go.
the director returned from vacation tanned ... and now he looks even more like shit
Science news: everything is in the beam in the collider
The best excuse to the boss for being late: “Ran into the church to pray for you…”
Real happiness is when you fall out of the 3rd floor window onto a pile of bricks and get off with a couple of bruises and scratches. This happened to me yesterday. I'm Lucky and I'm alive!!!
Don't swear at the rapist
Tomorrow I'll get up early, have lunch and finish everything ...
Damn, I haven't worked in the office for so long that I forgot how to lay out the "kerchief".
The end of the working week is an orgasm, albeit a small one!
Biology lesson grade 9, 2010. Teacher: - In this way, insects have sexual contact. Pupils: - Oooooooooooo, contaaaaaaakt!!
Flight attendants are lucky! Just think: a job where men are sorted into classes!
I bet that you are now sitting in front of the computer and reading my status
People, along the way, my room is heated more by a computer than by a botanist =))
It's terribly hard work doing nothing
Healthy sleep not only prolongs life, but also reduces the working day.
Loneliness is when you even want to go to work.
I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.
Waiting for your call is the hardest job in the world...
Better a small dollar than a big THANK YOU))
I am a serious person, only my salary is ridiculous!
It's scary to work when the boss is not around. I can’t even go out to smoke, I’m afraid to go home!
I work, I work, I'm not afraid of work, if the right side gets tired, I'll turn to the left!
Better work was a wolf and fucked in the woods from here
Moldovans after sex turn away to the wall and plaster.
Propisdon - the best remedy to increase your work activity!
If you put off until the day after tomorrow what you can do today, you will have two free days.
The hardest job is looking busy when you're not.
If you don't feel like working for the third day in a row, then today is Wednesday.
Work is so exciting... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!
I'm sitting in a helmet, and suddenly what ...
Today I earned money, and I realized that today is Friday only when at 4 o’clock with a cry of “Who is the last - that sucker!” director escaped.
The boss wants us to work for three. Good thing there are five of us.
The lazier a person is, the more his work is like a feat.
I'm sitting here, I'm working. It's strange - that's why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?
There was a teacher through the forest .. she released H2S :))
Someone secured polyethylene with pimples and the work was covered for the whole day ...
Worked from the heart, sit and scratch.
And he lived happily ever after ... until he went to work
It seems to me that the boss is looking at me and thinking: “This device can work faster.”
Leave me work. I am sad…
They call me a multi-armed shiva, but they pay me like a one-legged macaque.
If you don’t feel like working for the third day in a row, then today is Wednesday
A well-fixed patient does not need anesthesia.
You go into the accounting department - no one ... You go to Odnoklassniki - oppa ... Accounting !!!
The 9th 8-hour working day of the 5-day working week began at 9.00 and ended at 00.45 ...
Crap! When trying to work, the Internet was detected again!
girl’s opinion: _ “Almost all men lack vitamins E, B, A, T, C, A”
In the mornings I want to sleep so much that I don’t want to live !!!
Fun time, work hour. Here it is ((
I do have will power! I want to work, but I won't!
The filming of the sequel to the movie "Heat", called: "The Cold", has been postponed due to a sudden and prolonged warming.
Champagne, sea, men… Oh, what am I talking about??? Work work work…
The work of a system administrator is akin to the work of a scout - successes are invisible, but everyone will know about failures xD
That job is good ... where the Internet is ...
Ass in soap, mug in the mud - we work at the VAZ!!!
We know our worth well. And it is always higher than our salary!!!
How hard it is to work when there is no boss. I don’t even smoke, I’m afraid that I’ll go home !!!
It happens that you wake up like a bird, with a winged spring on a platoon. And I want to live and work, but, by breakfast, it passes.
I work part time, so please yell at me in an undertone!
There are many thoughts in my head, but there is no will in life. Only home, work and a little pain ...
Even an engineer doesn't work without a plan...
leaving work... try not to run!! =))
If I had 2 dicks, I would put both of them to work.
Many people spend more than half of their time at their jobs throughout the day. Of course, they come home irritated and tired and do not want to hear about work until the next day, and on weekends they generally switch off from everything. But it's all curable. Send in the middle of the working day to your favorite hard worker cheerful status about his work, and you will see how his mood will rise, and the day will be painted with bright colors. No need to waste time looking for special statuses, just go to our page and choose what your heart desires. Please your loved one, who will have to spend a few more hours, for example, in a stuffy office. This will be one way to show concern.
I liked my last job, but my mother said that it was impossible to work as a sofa driver all my life.
I gave myself to work ... I used to think that it was for money, but I looked at the salary and realized - no ... for LOVE!
No one needs a vacation as much as a person who has just returned from it ...
Cool status about work: In the Soviet Union, the youngest in the family was the remote control for the TV.
Only a complete idiot could in the boss's office, to his cry "Fuck you!" answer, I'm sorry, but I'm already in your office!
The ideal worker should have one ear, four legs and forty arms. The ideal boss should have forty ears, four eyes and one index finger.
old folk wisdom: never walk around the office without papers in hand.
The vacation is over, the hard work has begun.
Nothing lifts the mood in the office in the morning like a couple of Viagra tablets tossed into a shared coffee pot.
You see interesting dreams at an interesting job.
On Monday, you don’t want to go to work in two cases: if you didn’t have time to have a good rest over the weekend, and if you managed to have a good rest over the weekend
You can stay a virgin for life if you give yourself only to work)
Cool status about work: Labor and only labor made a person gloomy and hunchbacked...
Sleeping at work is a sin, not for that you are given free Internet there!
The harder the job, the easier it is to get into it.
Work ennobles a person and enriches the employer
The job requires a worker with work experience at work.
How does your working day begin, with coffee or tea?
Requires a brigade of sleepers, not intimate, but you have to fuck!
Who gets up early - that has not yet been reduced ...
"Try! Try! Work! Dare!" - Dream whispered to me ... "Well, well ... What? Again? .." - my inborn Indifference stirred lazily ...
It makes no sense to look for good money in light work Millions are already doing it.
Since I work part-time for you, it means that you can only yell at me in an undertone.
As soon as you start working, someone will wake you up
I still can’t figure out: do I have a job, or does my job have me? ..
I love work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at her for hours.
Cool status about work: It turns out to be hard to pretend that you are working. Work easier
How quickly time flies: I didn’t have time to wake up, but I was already late for work.
Labor made a tired monkey out of a monkey.
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