1. I think love has no dimensions at all. There is only yes or no.
2. A person is used to asking himself: who am I? There is a scientist, an American, a driver, a Jew, an immigrant ... But you should always ask yourself: am I shit?
Joseph Brodsky and Sergei Dovlatov
3. Do you know what is important in life? The main thing is that life is one. A minute passed and it was over. There won't be another...
4. Hell is ourselves.
5. My wife is sure that marital duties are, first of all, sobriety.
6. Family - this is if you guess by the sound who exactly washes in the shower.
7. I only smoke when I'm drunk. And I drink constantly. Therefore, many mistakenly think that I smoke.
8. "Life is beautiful and amazing!" - as Comrade Mayakovsky exclaimed on the eve of his suicide.
9. The family is not a cell of the state. The family is the state. Struggle for power, economic, creative, cultural problems. Exploitation, dreams of freedom, revolutionary sentiments. Etc. All this is family.
10. Borya's wife, nee Feinzimmer, liked to repeat: "Borya drank so much of my blood that now he is half Jewish!"
11. There is one painful moment in a conversation with a woman. You bring facts, arguments, arguments. You appeal to logic and common sense. And suddenly you discover that she is disgusted by the very sound of your voice.
12. I read so much about the dangers of alcohol! Decided to stop reading forever.
13. Talent is like lust. It's hard to hide. It's even harder to simulate.
14. Most people consider insoluble those problems, the solution of which they are not satisfied with.
15. Love, friendship, respect do not connect like that as a common hatred for something.
16. Women are not attracted to money. Not cars or jewelry. Not restaurants and expensive clothes. Not power, wealth and elegance. And what made a man powerful, rich and elegant. A power that some are endowed with and others are completely deprived of.
17. Relationships with women are always difficult for a good man. And I'm a good person. I declare without a shadow of embarrassment, because there is nothing to be proud of. A good person is expected to behave appropriately. High demands are placed on him. He carries the daily painful burden of nobility, intelligence, diligence, conscience, humor. And then they leave him for some notorious bastard. And this bastard is told, laughing, about the tedious virtues of a good man. Women only love scoundrels, everyone knows that. However, not everyone is given to be a scoundrel. I had a familiar money changer Akula. He beat his wife with a shovel handle. Gave her shampoo to his lover. Killed a cat. Once in my life I made her a cheese sandwich. The wife sobbed all night with tenderness and tenderness. I sent canned food to Mordovia for nine years. I was waiting ... And a good person, who needs him, you ask? ..
18. Surrounding people do not love the honest, but the kind. Not brave, but smart. Not principled, but condescending. In other words, unprincipled.
19. A decent person is one who does nasty things without pleasure.
20. We endlessly scold Comrade Stalin, and, of course, for the cause. And yet I want to ask - who wrote four million denunciations?
21. "The main thing in a book and in a woman is not the form, but the content." Even now, after countless disappointments in life, this attitude seems to me a bit boring. And I still like only beautiful women.
- What did you steal, I wonder?
Zek waved him off in embarrassment.
- Yes, nothing special ... Tractor ...
— One-piece tractor?!
- Well.
"And how did you kidnap him?"
- Very simple. From the plant of reinforced concrete products. I acted on psychology.
- Like this?
- I went to the plant. Sat in a tractor. Behind him he tied an iron barrel from under the grease. I'm going to watch. The barrel rumbles. A guard appears: “Where are you taking the barrel?” I answer: "For personal needs." - "Do you have any documents?" - "No". - "Untie to the fucking hair dryer ..." I untied the barrel and drove on. In general, psychology worked.
23. I walked and thought - the world is engulfed in madness. Madness is becoming the norm. The norm evokes a sense of wonder.
24. I used to drink quite a lot. And, accordingly, hanging out anywhere. Because of this, many thought that I was sociable. Although as soon as I sobered up - and sociability was gone.
25. I looked around the empty suitcase. At the bottom is Karl Marx. On the lid - Brodsky. And between them is a lost, priceless, only life.
Sergey Dovlatov- one of the most widely read Russian-speaking writers of the late twentieth century. But living at home, he could not reach the reader with his works: they saw the light only after his emigration to the United States and began to be published in Russia only in the second half of the 80s, when they gained immense popularity.In his stories, the absurd acts as the basis of order in human destiny. His heroes, ordinary, seemingly unremarkable people, turn out to be bright and unique, precisely because of their carelessness and stupidity.
Dovlatov does not teach anyone anything and does not judge anyone. He has no "positive" and "negative" characters, it all depends on the point of view. Because that's what it's about main truth life. Humorous and at the same time sad prose of Dovlatov became a classic and, like any classic, went to the people in the form of proverbs and sayings:
- There is one painful moment in a conversation with a woman. You bring facts, arguments, arguments. You appeal to logic and common sense. And suddenly you discover that she is disgusted by the very sound of your voice.
- Love, friendship, respect bind not so much as common hatred for something.
- A decent person is one who does nasty things without pleasure.
- Most people consider unsolvable those problems, the solution of which they are not satisfied with.
- People around love not honest, but kind. Not brave, but smart. Not principled, but condescending. In other words, unscrupulous.
- Man used to ask himself: who am I? There is a scientist, an American, a driver, a Jew, an immigrant ... But you should always ask yourself: am I shit?
Women are not attracted to money. Not cars or jewelry. Not restaurants and expensive clothes. Not power, wealth and elegance. And what made a man powerful, rich and elegant. A power that some are endowed with and others are completely deprived of.
- All my life I have blown through a telescope and wondered that there was no music. And then he carefully looked into the trombone and was surprised that not a damn thing was visible.
- We endlessly scold Comrade Stalin, and, of course, for the cause. And yet I want to ask - who wrote four million denunciations?
- The only honest road is the path of mistakes, disappointments and hopes.
- What else, but there is enough loneliness. Money, let's say, I quickly run out of, loneliness - never ...
- It's crazy to live with a man who doesn't leave just because he's lazy...
- I walked and thought - the world is engulfed in madness. Madness is becoming the norm. The norm evokes a sense of wonder.
- Do you know what is most important in life? The main thing is that life is one. A minute passed and it was over. There won't be another...
- The more hopeless the goal, the deeper the emotions.
- Love is for youth. For military personnel and sportsmen... And here everything is much more complicated. It's not love, it's destiny.
- The editor was a kind person. Of course, until that moment, until he became cruel and evil.
- I only smoke when I'm drunk. And I drink constantly. Therefore, many mistakenly think that I smoke.
- I got disgusted and left. Or rather, he stayed.
- God does not ask for more.
- I counted the money without taking my hand out of my pocket.
- There is no greater tragedy for a man than a complete lack of character!
- I prefer to be alone but next to someone...
- I think love has no dimensions at all. There is only yes or no.
- Man to man - anything ... Depending on the combination of circumstances.
- It's okay to visit when you're invited. It is terrible to go to visit when you are not invited. However, the best thing is when they call, but you do not go.
- Family - this is if you guess by the sound who exactly washes in the shower.
- "Life is Beautiful and amazing!" - as Comrade Mayakovsky exclaimed on the eve of his suicide.
I will not change the linoleum. I changed my mind because the world is doomed.
I no longer divide people into positive and negative. And literary heroes - even more so. Besides, I'm not sure that in life a crime is inevitably followed by repentance, and a feat - bliss. We are what we feel.
Sergey Dovlatov- one of the most widely read Russian-speaking writers of the late twentieth century. But living at home, he could not reach the reader with his works: they saw the light only after his emigration to the United States and began to be published in Russia only in the second half of the 80s, when they gained immense popularity.
In his stories, the absurd acts as the basis of order in human destiny. His heroes, ordinary, seemingly unremarkable people, turn out to be bright and unique, precisely because of their carelessness and stupidity.
Dovlatov does not teach anyone anything and does not judge anyone. He has no "positive" and "negative" characters, it all depends on the point of view. Because this is the main truth of life. Humorous and at the same time sad prose of Dovlatov became a classic and, like any classic, went to the people in the form of proverbs and sayings:
- There is one painful moment in a conversation with a woman. You bring facts, arguments, arguments. You appeal to logic and common sense. And suddenly you discover that she is disgusted by the very sound of your voice.
- Love, friendship, respect bind not so much as common hatred for something.
- A decent person is one who does nasty things without pleasure.
- Most people consider unsolvable those problems, the solution of which they are not satisfied with.
- People around love not honest, but kind. Not brave, but smart. Not principled, but condescending. In other words, unscrupulous.
- Man used to ask himself: who am I? There is a scientist, an American, a driver, a Jew, an immigrant ... But you should always ask yourself: am I shit?
- Women are not attracted to money. Not cars or jewelry. Not restaurants and expensive clothes. Not power, wealth and elegance. And what made a man powerful, rich and elegant. A power that some are endowed with and others are completely deprived of.
- All my life I have blown through a telescope and wondered that there was no music. And then he carefully looked into the trombone and was surprised that not a damn thing was visible.
- We endlessly scold Comrade Stalin, and, of course, for the cause. And yet I want to ask - who wrote four million denunciations?
- The only honest road is the path of mistakes, disappointments and hopes.
- What else, but there is enough loneliness. Money, let's say, I quickly run out of, loneliness - never ...
- It's crazy to live with a man who doesn't leave just because he's lazy...
- I walked and thought - the world is engulfed in madness. Madness is becoming the norm. The norm evokes a sense of wonder.
- Do you know what is most important in life? The main thing is that life is one. A minute passed and it was over. There won't be another...
- The more hopeless the goal, the deeper the emotions.
- Love is for youth. For military personnel and sportsmen... And here everything is much more complicated. It's not love, it's destiny.
- The editor was a kind person. Of course, until that moment, until he became cruel and evil.
- I only smoke when I'm drunk. And I drink constantly. Therefore, many mistakenly think that I smoke.
- I got disgusted and left. Or rather, he stayed.
- God does not ask for more.
- I counted the money without taking my hand out of my pocket.
- There is no greater tragedy for a man than a complete lack of character!
- I prefer to be alone but next to someone...
- I no longer divide people into positive and negative. And literary heroes - even more so. Besides, I'm not sure that in life a crime is inevitably followed by repentance, and a feat - bliss. We are what we feel.
- I think love has no dimensions at all. There is only yes or no.
- Man to man - anything ... Depending on the combination of circumstances.
- It's okay to visit when you're invited. It is terrible to go to visit when you are not invited. However, the best thing is when they call, but you do not go.
- Family - this is if you guess by the sound who exactly washes in the shower.
- "Life is Beautiful and amazing!" - as Comrade Mayakovsky exclaimed on the eve of his suicide.
- I will not change the linoleum. I changed my mind because the world is doomed.
1. I think love has no dimensions at all. There is only yes or no.
2. A person is used to asking himself: who am I? There is a scientist, an American, a driver, a Jew, an immigrant ... But you should always ask yourself: am I shit?
Joseph Brodsky and Sergei Dovlatov
3. Do you know what is important in life? The main thing is that life is one. A minute passed and it was over. There won't be another...
4. Hell is ourselves.
5. My wife is sure that marital duties are, first of all, sobriety.
6. Family - this is if you guess by the sound who exactly washes in the shower.
7. I only smoke when I'm drunk. And I drink constantly. Therefore, many mistakenly think that I smoke.
8. "Life is beautiful and amazing!" - as Comrade Mayakovsky exclaimed on the eve of his suicide.
9. The family is not a cell of the state. The family is the state. Struggle for power, economic, creative, cultural problems. Exploitation, dreams of freedom, revolutionary sentiments. Etc. All this is family.
10. Borya's wife, nee Feinzimmer, liked to repeat: "Borya drank so much of my blood that now he is half Jewish!"
11. There is one painful moment in a conversation with a woman. You bring facts, arguments, arguments. You appeal to logic and common sense. And suddenly you discover that she is disgusted by the very sound of your voice.
12. I read so much about the dangers of alcohol! Decided to stop reading forever.
13. Talent is like lust. It's hard to hide. It's even harder to simulate.
14. Most people consider insoluble those problems, the solution of which they are not satisfied with.
15. Love, friendship, respect do not connect like that as a common hatred for something.
16. Women are not attracted to money. Not cars or jewelry. Not restaurants and expensive clothes. Not power, wealth and elegance. And what made a man powerful, rich and elegant. A power that some are endowed with and others are completely deprived of.
17. Relationships with women are always difficult for a good man. And I'm a good person. I declare without a shadow of embarrassment, because there is nothing to be proud of. A good person is expected to behave appropriately. High demands are placed on him. He carries the daily painful burden of nobility, intelligence, diligence, conscience, humor. And then they leave him for some notorious bastard. And this bastard is told, laughing, about the tedious virtues of a good man. Women only love scoundrels, everyone knows that. However, not everyone is given to be a scoundrel. I had a familiar money changer Akula. He beat his wife with a shovel handle. Gave her shampoo to his lover. Killed a cat. Once in my life I made her a cheese sandwich. The wife sobbed all night with tenderness and tenderness. I sent canned food to Mordovia for nine years. I was waiting ... And a good person, who needs him, you ask? ..
18. Surrounding people do not love the honest, but the kind. Not brave, but smart. Not principled, but condescending. In other words, unprincipled.
19. A decent person is one who does nasty things without pleasure.
20. We endlessly scold Comrade Stalin, and, of course, for the cause. And yet I want to ask - who wrote four million denunciations?
21. "The main thing in a book and in a woman is not the form, but the content." Even now, after countless disappointments in life, this attitude seems to me a bit boring. And I still like only beautiful women.
- What did you steal, I wonder?
Zek waved him off in embarrassment.
- Yes, nothing special ... Tractor ...
— One-piece tractor?!
- Well.
"And how did you kidnap him?"
- Very simple. From the plant of reinforced concrete products. I acted on psychology.
- Like this?
- I went to the plant. Sat in a tractor. Behind him he tied an iron barrel from under the grease. I'm going to watch. The barrel rumbles. A guard appears: “Where are you taking the barrel?” I answer: "For personal needs." - "Do you have any documents?" - "No". - "Untie to the fucking hair dryer ..." I untied the barrel and drove on. In general, psychology worked.
23. I walked and thought - the world is engulfed in madness. Madness is becoming the norm. The norm evokes a sense of wonder.
24. I used to drink quite a lot. And, accordingly, hanging out anywhere. Because of this, many thought that I was sociable. Although as soon as I sobered up - and sociability was gone.
25. I looked around the empty suitcase. At the bottom is Karl Marx. On the lid - Brodsky. And between them is a lost, priceless, only life.
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