Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!
compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!
Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!
Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental tune, or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves)
HOST:
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!
compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!
Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!
Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental tune, or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves)
Especially for site visitors, we have posted
Elena Shevtsova
The scenario of the holiday on March 8 in preparatory group with the participation of the old man Hottabych Video
The presenter enters the hall and reads a poem by Valentina Belyaeva:
I will bind your life
From fluffy mohair threads.
I will bind your life
I won't lie a single loop.
I will bind your life
Where a pattern across the field of prayer -
wishes for happiness,
In the light of true love.
I will bind your life
From cheerful melange yarn.
I will bind your life
And then I will give from the bottom of my heart.
Where do I get threads?
I never confess to anyone
To bind your life
I secretly release mine.
Poems (read only by girls):
With a number like a pretzel
How many of you guys know
What does the number mean?
Children in chorus will tell us:
B. Zakhoder
2 Why Velcro
Mom loves and regrets.
Mom understands.
My mom knows everything
Knows everything in the world!
Why do wasps bite?
I ask directly.
And to ALL my questions
mom answers.
Will tell me where from the sky
Snow is taken in winter.
Why a loaf of bread
Is it baked from flour?
Why is the dog barking?
What will dream in a dream?
Why does the icicle melt
And trembling eyelashes?
Why is there a cloud in the sky
Is there a lawn in the forest?
I'M A GOOD LOOP-WHY,
AND SHE IS A KNOW-HOW!
(T. Bokova)
You are the most beautiful,
You are the best.
To the gentle sun
And looks like the moon.
I give you a smile
I give a big flower:
I want you to flutter
Always like a moth.
(V. Solonikin)
4. Mom is loved by everyone in the world,
Mom is the first friend.
Not only children love mothers,
Love all around.
If anything happens
If suddenly trouble
Mommy comes to the rescue
Will always help out.
Mom a lot of strength, health
Gives to all of us.
So, really, there is no
Better than our mothers.
5. Asterisk
Sweetheart, good, I love you!
"Spring song" music. and sl. N. V. Kulikova
1. I will sing a song
The sun plays with rays
My dear mother
For care, kindness
Thanks to!
2. Spring flowers
Beloved grandmother and mother:
Sun is shining, sky blue
Dear Mammy, dear Granny,
presenter: guys, look what I found, what kind of vessel is this and where did it come from? So unusual, very similar to magical. The patterns are strange (the vessel starts rubbing, unusual music sounds, Hottabych appears in the hall).
Hottabych: Apchi! I salute you, beautiful of the most beautiful, the wisest and the wisest.
presenter: Who are you? Where did you come from?
Hottabych: I'm from this vessel. Know, O most blessed of the beautiful, that I am the mighty and glorified genie in all countries of the world Hassan Abdurrahman ibn Hottab, or, in your opinion, Hassan Abdurrahman Hottabovich. And it happened to me - apchi! -- amazing story. I, the unfortunate genie, disobeyed Suleiman ibn Daud and he imprisoned me in an earthen vessel, from which you, O my blessed savior, are apchkhi, apchkhi! - pulled me out. May your days be long, oh. Forgive me, I would be incredibly happy to know your name.
Presenter: Tatyana Petrovna.
Hottabych: what an unusual and beautiful name: Tatyana Petrovna. Tell me, Tatyana Petrovna, where have I ended up, where am I now?
presenter: Hottabych, you ended up in the kindergarten "Solnyshko", for a matinee with the guys.
Hottabych: wah, wah, wah .... oh, oh, oh! I have never been here. May there be peace in this house. Hello, the most educated of the educated and the most charming of the most charming. Children and distinguished guests. Do you know the star of my heart, dear Tatyana Petrovna, that I will continue to do everything that you order me, for you saved me from terrible imprisonment.
Presenter: Everything I order? Well, all right, but first, Hottabych, sit down, rest, and our guys will sing you a song. What did your mother feed you as a child?
Hottabych: porridge.
presenter: here, our song is called “Cook porridge”, and we will cook it for our mothers.
Song "Cook porridge"
1. We got up early today
And while mommy sleeps
They decided to cook porridge for her,
Something to surprise.
While we were looking for cereals,
The milk ran away
How it happened, we don't know
Apparently it's slick
ETC. Boil, cook porridge
Cook and have fun
Boil, cook porridge
Get drunk and be lazy
2. Together we decided
Milk outsmart
And this time a bucket
To be sure, pour
To make porridge delicious
Add what you can
Sausage, sweets, bun
Salted from the heart.
Hottabych: ah, yes, well done, my ears never heard the best music. Wonderful, incredible. Now, command whatever you wish, O diamond of my soul.
presenter: Then, can I ask you Hottabych to congratulate our mothers, grandmothers and girls on March 8?
presenter: ok, ask Hottabych.
Riddles from Hottabych:
I'm not afraid of thunderstorms,
If next to me ... (mother)
There is no dirt, rubbish in the apartment,
I cleaned everything clean ... (mom)
Borscht in a plate is the most delicious,
She only cooks like that ... (mother)
Contacting parents
Loudly the son plays the scale,
It pleases only ... (mom)
Elephant, hippo
There is also a kind one ... (mother)
We go with dad for flowers,
We love to give them ... (to mom)
If the daughter is stubborn,
Shake her finger ... (mom)
Shame on those kids
Who offended their own ... (mom)
And capricious, and stubborn,
Every morning there is drama in the house -
There is no dearer in the world,
Fairer and better.
I'll tell you friends directly -
Best of all in the world ... (mother)
Hottabych: O intelligent of the most intelligent, how could you answer all my questions? Well, now let's get down to the parents (rubs his palms and hurriedly runs to his mothers and grandmothers.)
Riddles for parents:
What is not in a women's handbag?
Answer: Order
Answer: kilogram
Answer: roll up
Answer: Out the door
How to catch a tiger in a cage?
Hottabych: You guessed it, oh wise ones ... and now let me congratulate you on the holiday, on Women's Day, on the holiday of spring, beauty and love. Let today your soul be filled to the brim with light, warmth and joy from sincere wishes, delicate flowers, pleasant gifts! Let the swallows make nests above your windows and bring prosperity and mutual understanding to the house, and the first rays spring sunshine point to a happy path in your destiny!
Presenter: of course of course.
Tricks from Hottabych
one. " Water changes color
2. "Magic Handkerchiefs"
3. Gift for presenter.
4. Appearance of rain
Umbrella dance.
presenter: yes, Hottabych, you are a real magician. Hottabych, do you want to listen to some poems about our beautiful, magical mothers that boys know?
Hottabych: very, very interested
Boys Poems for Moms:
Mum! Happy spring holiday
I heartily congratulate!
Long life, love, fun
I wish you from the bottom of my heart!
Let all misfortunes melt away
And adversity will be dispelled.
I wish only happiness -
Don't let the years age you.
So that strength does not leave,
For business to be successful
Be always so beautiful
Smiling, tender!
You are the best, for sure
I'll say it like a man
Hottabych: how your speeches flow, caressing my ears. After all, your mothers are so beautiful, gentle, sweet and beautiful ... But in our East there lives a beautiful princess Budur. You won’t find her better in the whole world: white skin, black hair, a magnificent waist, and an elegant smile of modesty on her lips. (raises hands to the sky). Lovely delicate flower.
presenter: Hottabych, you have not yet seen what princesses we have, one more beautiful than the other, let's see.
Hottabych: I obey and obey, let's watch
And I don't want to count.
Hottabych: wonderful, divine. Addresses the leader. Oh, diamond of my soul, let me arrange a competition for the most beautiful mothers.
There are competitions for mothers.
Hottabych: I saw what beautiful beauties are here in your garden Sunshine, even Princess Budur herself fades in the rays of your beauty. Oh, beautiful, oh radiant, oh most beautiful of the beautiful ...
presenter: Hottabych, remember, you said that you would fulfill all my desires? I want you to please the children, mothers and grandmothers with some unusual gift. Are you a magician? Do a miracle for us.
Hottabych: I listen and obey. I have a magic basket, I'll show it to you now.
Presenter: this is magic, this is a gift. Did you guys like it? (Yes)
Presenter: This is where our holiday came to an end. Dear mothers, grandmothers once again with a holiday. I wish you happiness, beauty and health. Thank you for having us. Guys, let's say thank you to our mothers.
Everything: THANK YOU.
Presenter: see you again!
The presenter enters the hall and reads a poem by Valentina Belyaeva:
I will bind your life
From fluffy mohair threads.
I will bind your life
I won't lie a single loop.
I will bind your life
Where a pattern across the field of prayer -
wishes for happiness,
In the light of true love.
I will bind your life
From cheerful melange yarn.
I will bind your life
And then I will give from the bottom of my heart.
Where do I get threads?
I never confess to anyone
To bind your life
I secretly release mine.
Mom - what a simple and amazing word for each of us. The warmest, the kindest. For any of us, mother is the most beautiful, the most tender, the most beloved, the most understanding and much more the very best ... This is the very first word, our life begins with it.
To the music of "Mom is the first word", children enter the hall with flowers and perform dance movements. They give flowers to mothers and grandmothers and sit on chairs. (children who read poetry line up).
Poems (read only by girls):
With a number like a pretzel
How many of you guys know
What does the number mean?
Children in chorus will tell us:
It's our mother's day! (HOROM)
B. Zakhoder
2 Why Velcro
Mom loves and regrets.
Mom understands.
My mom knows everything
Knows everything in the world!
Why do wasps bite?
I ask directly.
And to ALL my questions
mom answers.
Will tell me where from the sky
Snow is taken in winter.
Why a loaf of bread
Is it baked from flour?
Why is the dog barking?
What will dream in a dream?
Why does the icicle melt
And trembling eyelashes?
Why is there a cloud in the sky
Is there a lawn in the forest?
I'M A GOOD LOOP-WHY,
AND SHE IS A KNOW-HOW!
(T. Bokova)
You are the most beautiful,
You are the best.
To the gentle sun
And looks like the moon.
I give you a smile
I give a big flower:
I want you to flutter
Always like a moth.
(V. Solonikin)
4. Mom is loved by everyone in the world,
Mom is the first friend.
Not only children love mothers,
Love all around.
If anything happens
If suddenly trouble
Mommy comes to the rescue
Will always help out.
Mom a lot of strength, health
Gives to all of us.
So, really, there is no
Better than our mothers.
5. Asterisk
A star is shining bright in the sky.
Shines, but does not warm - mom says.
I will stretch a ladder to the sky from the balcony.
I'll take an asterisk for mom from the sky.
Mom will light this star on her chest.
And warm with warmth, sing a song.
Mom is my star, my bright one!
Sweetheart, good, I love you!
All the children stand near their chairs, the readers approach them and prepare to sing.
"Spring song" music. and sl. N. V. Kulikova
1. I will sing a song
The sun plays with rays
My dear mother
For care, kindness
Thanks to!
2. Spring flowers
Beloved grandmother and mother:
Sun is shining, sky blue
Dear Mammy, dear Granny,
At the end, the children sit on the chairs. The presenter at this moment finds an unusual vessel and shows it to the children.
Presenter: guys, look what I found, what kind of vessel is this and where did it come from? So unusual, very similar to magical. The patterns are strange (the vessel starts rubbing, unusual music sounds, Hottabych appears in the hall).
Hottabych: Apchi! I salute you, beautiful of the most beautiful, the wisest and the wisest.
Host: who are you? Where did you come from?
Hottabych: I am from this vessel. Know, O most blessed of the beautiful, that I am the mighty and glorified genie in all countries of the world Hassan Abdurrahman ibn Hottab, or, in your opinion, Hassan Abdurrahman Hottabovich. And it happened to me - apchi! -- an amazing story. I, the unfortunate genie, disobeyed Suleiman ibn Daud and he imprisoned me in an earthen vessel, from which you, O my blessed savior, are apchkhi, apchkhi! - pulled me out. May your days be long, oh. Forgive me, I would be incredibly happy to know your name.
Host: Tatyana Petrovna.
Hottabych: what an unusual and beautiful name: Tatyana Petrovna. Tell me, Tatyana Petrovna, where have I ended up, where am I now?
Presenter: Hottabych, you ended up in the kindergarten "Solnyshko", for a matinee with the guys.
Hottabych: wah, wah, wah .... oh, oh, oh! I have never been here. May there be peace in this house. Hello, the most educated of the educated and the most charming of the most charming. Children and distinguished guests. Do you know the star of my heart, dear Tatyana Petrovna, that I will continue to do everything that you order me, for you saved me from terrible imprisonment.
Host: Anything I order? Well, all right, but first, Hottabych, sit down, rest, and our guys will sing you a song. What did your mother feed you as a child?
Hottabych: porridge.
Presenter: here, our song is called “Cook porridge”, and we will cook it for our mothers.
Song "Cook porridge"
1. We got up early today
And while mommy sleeps
They decided to cook porridge for her,
Something to surprise.
While we were looking for cereals,
The milk ran away
How it happened, we don't know
Apparently it's slick
ETC. Boil, cook porridge
Cook and have fun
Today we will please all our friends
Boil, cook porridge
Get drunk and be lazy
You are already waiting for plates and spoons.
2. Together we decided
Milk outsmart
And this time a bucket
To be sure, pour
To make porridge delicious
Add what you can
Sausage, sweets, bun
Salted from the heart.
Hottabych: oh, yes, well done, my ears have never heard better music. Wonderful, incredible. Now, command whatever you wish, O diamond of my soul.
Presenter: Then, can I ask you Hottabych to congratulate our mothers, grandmothers and girls on March 8?
Hottabych: Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful Tatyana Petrovna! I will grant your wish, but let me first, my wisest one, ask them some wise questions.
Presenter: ok, ask Hottabych.
Riddles from Hottabych:
I'm not afraid of thunderstorms,
If next to me ... (mother)
There is no dirt, rubbish in the apartment,
I cleaned everything clean ... (mom)
Borscht in a plate is the most delicious,
She only cooks like that ... (mother)
Contacting parents
Loudly the son plays the scale,
It pleases only ... (mom)
Elephant, hippo
There is also a kind one ... (mother)
We go with dad for flowers,
We love to give them ... (to mom)
If the daughter is stubborn,
Shake her finger ... (mom)
Shame on those kids
Who offended their own ... (mom)
And capricious, and stubborn,
She doesn’t want to go to kindergarten ... (not mother, but daughter)
Every morning there is drama in the house -
She doesn’t want to eat porridge ... (not mom, but daughter or son)
There is no dearer in the world,
Fairer and better.
I'll tell you friends directly -
Best of all in the world ... (mother)
Hottabych: O sensible of the most sensible, how could you answer all my questions? Well, now let's get down to the parents (rubs his palms and hurriedly runs to his mothers and grandmothers.)
Riddles for parents:
What is not in a women's handbag?
Answer: Order
A and B were sitting on the pipe. A went abroad, B sneezed and went to the hospital. What's left on the pipe?
Answer: Letter B (I - went to the hospital)
A green crocodile is flying across the sky. He flew 2 hours and flew 7 kilometers. How much will a kilogram of apples weigh if you unscrew the screw from the fluid coupling?
Answer: kilogram
Winnie the Pooh - a pig or a boar?
Answer: Winnie the Pooh is a bear, and a pig is Piglet
What do milk and hedgehog have in common?
Answer: roll up
Why do students usually get kicked out of class?
Answer: Out the door
The very first semiconductor in the world?
Answer: Ivan Susanin
How to catch a tiger in a cage?
Answer: There is no tiger in a cage, a tiger in a strip.
Hottabych: You guessed it, oh wisest ones ... and now let me congratulate you on the holiday, on Women's Day, on the holiday of spring, beauty and love. Let today your soul be filled to the brim with light, warmth and joy from sincere wishes, delicate flowers, pleasant gifts! Let the swallows make nests above your windows and bring prosperity and mutual understanding to the house, and the first rays of the spring sun will point to a happy path in your destiny!
Dear Tatyana Petrovna, oh the light of my eyes, let me give the most worthy guests and their children real magic.
Host: Of course, of course.
Tricks from Hottabych
1. "Water changes color"
They take out a table on which there are four "empty" glasses. At the bottom of each of them, a little greenery is poured (there will be green, potassium permanganate (red, furatsilin (yellow, blue (blue). Water is poured into each glass from a transparent jug. The water in the glasses is painted in different colors.
2. "Magic handkerchiefs"
Preparatory stage: hide the handkerchiefs in the hall (behind the flowers, on the windowsill, in the teacher's pocket, etc.). in a box with a double bottom, which opens on both sides, they put handkerchiefs and close them. Pronounced magic words, the box flips over and opens from the other side. The handkerchiefs are gone. Further, they are found in pre-hidden places.
3. A gift for the presenter.
Newspaper flower. A large newspaper is folded into a tube, cuts are made along the tube, then you need to grab the central strip of the newspaper, and gently drag it up, you get a flower. (gift to presenter)
4. Appearance of rain
Hottabych pronounces magic words and says that it will start to rain now.
Presenter: and in order not to get wet, the guys will take umbrellas and perform a dance.
To the music of Yulia Seliverstova "Drip drip rain drips through the puddles" children perform
Umbrella dance.
(girls leave to prepare for the dance)
Presenter: yes, Hottabych, you are a real magician. Hottabych, do you want to listen to some poems about our beautiful, magical mothers that boys know?
Hottabych: very, very interested
Boys Poems for Moms:
Mum! Happy spring holiday
I heartily congratulate!
Long life, love, fun
I wish you from the bottom of my heart!
Let all misfortunes melt away
And adversity will be dispelled.
I wish only happiness -
Don't let the years age you.
So that strength does not leave,
For business to be successful
Be always so beautiful
Smiling, tender!
You are the best, for sure
I'll say it like a man
After all, you raised a great son,
Without modesty, I think so today.
And I congratulate you on Women's Day!
Hottabych: how your speeches flow, caressing my ears. After all, your mothers are so beautiful, gentle, sweet and beautiful ... But in our East there lives a beautiful princess Budur. You won’t find her better in the whole world: white skin, black hair, a magnificent waist, and an elegant smile of modesty on her lips. (raises hands to the sky). Lovely delicate flower.
Presenter: Hottabych, you have not yet seen what princesses we have, one more beautiful than the other, let's see.
Hottabych: I obey and obey, let's watch
The girls dance to the music. from m / f "Flying ship"
And I don't want to count.
Hottabych: wonderful, divine. Addresses the leader. Oh, diamond of my soul, let me arrange a competition for the most beautiful mothers.
There are competitions for mothers.
1. The best oriental turban on the daughter's head. (4-5 mothers with daughters)
Show variants of the turban made of a colorful scarf. Moms tie their daughter's turban for a while, the prettiest one wins.
2. Oriental gait (4-5 moms)
What makes an oriental beauty truly beautiful? Well, walking, of course. After all, it is the gait, combined with a beautiful posture, that makes you turn around after you. Take a closer look at the women on the street: some just squirm under the weight of their bags; the gait of others is more like a soldier's march; and someone just minces in small steps, bending over in three deaths. Alas, a pitiful sight. And today, we will learn to walk like real oriental beauties, soaring in the air. And for this we need a ribbon, with which we will lightly tie our legs at the ankle so that you do not run with huge steps, and for the beauty of posture we will put a book on our heads. In this form, you need to reach the landmark, go around and return to the starting place. The mother who does it first is the winner. Let's get started.
Hottabych: I saw what beautiful beauties are here in your garden Sunshine, even Princess Budur herself fades in the rays of your beauty. Oh, beautiful, oh radiant, oh most beautiful of the beautiful ...
Presenter: Hottabych, remember, you said that you would fulfill all my desires? I want you to please the children, mothers and grandmothers with some unusual gift. Are you a magician? Do a miracle for us.
Hottabych: I obey and obey. I have a magic basket, I'll show it to you now.
Hottabych rolls in a huge basket on wheels. There sits a man, whose hand lies on top, on the lid of the basket in the body of a snake. Hottabych takes a pipe, starts playing, oriental music sounds and the snake "wakes up", then performs a dance. At the end of the music, Hottabych goes to the basket, opens the lid and takes out sweets for the children.
Presenter: this is magic, this is a gift. Did you guys like it? (Yes)
Well, Hottabych, let's distribute treats.
The presenter and Hottabych distribute treats to children.
Hottabych says goodbye and leaves to the music (rolls out the basket)
Host: This is the end of our holiday. Dear mothers, grandmothers once again with a holiday. I wish you happiness, beauty and health. Thank you for having us. Guys, let's say thank you to our mothers.
So tnank you.
Host: see you soon!
Municipal Autonomous Preschool Educational Institution
"Kindergarten No. 35" city of Sterlitamak Republic
Quiz summary
according to the rules traffic
together with parents
on the topic "More important than all toys - a child's car seat"
in the senior group.
Prepared and conducted by the educator:
Quiz on traffic rules together with parents on the topic:
“More important than all toys is a child car seat”
in the senior group.
Purpose: to encourage parents to think about the fact that compliance with the rules of the road is the most important thing for saving the life and health of their children.
1. Consolidate the ability to name familiar road signs, traffic signals, as well as traffic controller signals; develop observation, speed;
2. To develop the cognitive interest of children and adults in the study of traffic rules;
3.Agitate children and parents about the need for transportation to vehicles using special child restraints appropriate for the weight and height of the child, or other means that allow the child to be fastened using the seat belts provided for by the design of the vehicle.)
4. Involve parents in joint activities with children in preschool;
5. Cultivate attention, compassion, a desire to help those who do not know the rules of the road, as well as develop skills for conscious behavior on the street and the use of traffic rules in everyday life.
Equipment: models of traffic signs; traffic light layout child car seats 3 pieces; toy children's truck; posters on traffic rules, folders - shifters, holding devices.
Preliminary work:
Acquaintance with road signs, learning poems with children, excursions with children on the streets of the city, memos for parents-drivers "Rules for transporting children in cars."
Characters:
Old Man Hottabych
Parents
Quiz progress
(Music on the appropriate theme sounds)
Host: Young pedestrians! Future drivers!
Children and their parents!
Our guests, our viewers,
Welcome! Hello everyone
The path is open to you
Green light!
Today we met at the intellectual quiz for the title of "The best expert on child restraints", and all the questions, you guessed it, will be on the topic "Rules of the road and child restraints."
Three teams will participate.
Let's welcome our members!
(music includes commands)
Team "Red Light" and the captain of the team ...... ..
Our motto: "The strictest is the red light,
Team "Yellow Light" and Team Captain………
Our motto is: “Yellow light – wait!
The light changes color!
Team "Green Light" and team captain……….
Our motto is "When the green light is on,
Come on, there are no obstacles!”
Presenter: I present to your attention our esteemed jury: the head of the kindergarten………, and the representative of the road patrol service………
Noise is heard. Old Man Hottabych runs in. Greets children (looks around).
Old man Hottabych: Oh, my dear, where did I get to?
Host: To the intellectual quiz.
Old man Hottabych: Oh, how interesting. O kindest of the kindest, can I stay with you? (asks the guys)
Host: Dear Hottabych, how did you get here?
Old man Hottabych: I flew on a carpet - an airplane over the city. The carpet broke and I had to land and walk home through the city into the woods. I tried to cross the road, but the almighty policeman stopped me: “Shame on you, grandfather! An accident could happen because of you. This inspector made me learn some traffic rules. What are these rules? And what is this stuffed three-eyed? (points to a traffic light). There is no such thing in our fairy tale!
Host: You don't know anything, dear Hottabych. These rules are called...
Children (in chorus) ... Rules of the road!
Host: And now our children and their parents will tell you about them
1 task "Answer"
The jury evaluates each answer on a point system.
Questions for the Red Light team
1. How and where is it better to cross the street?
2. How to determine that the car is about to make a turn? (The driver must turn on the turn signal in advance).
3. (To parents) What is the safest place in a car for a child? This data was obtained from a study of accidents over a period of three years.The study found that the rear outboard seats are 59-86% safer than the front seats.As for the rear seat in the middle, it is 25% safer than the rear side seating Many factors were taken into account in the study.)
Questions for the Yellow Light team
1. To whom should drivers and pedestrians obey if the signals of the traffic controller contradict traffic signals? (Signals of the traffic controller).
2. Why is it impossible to cling to trucks and trams?
3. (Parents) at what age are allowed to ride on the streets and roads.
(permitted from 14 years old)
Questions for the Green Light team
1. Where should I expect a bus, trolleybus, tram?
2. When is it harder for a car to stop: in rain or dry weather?
3. (To parents) Until what age should a child in a car ride only in a child seat? (According to paragraph 22.9 of the Rules of the Road (SDA), the transportation of children under 12 years of age in vehicles equipped with seat belts must be carried out using special child restraints that correspond to the weight and height of the child, or other means that allow you to fasten the child using seat belts provided by the design of the vehicle.)
Presenter: Well, dear Hottabych, did you remember the rules of the road?
Old Man Hottabych: Thank you guys! I memorized all the rules of the road. And, since I ended up in a city where there are so many people, can you tell me, old grandfather, what news is there in your kindergarten?
Presenter: In our kindergarten there is a quiz called “More important than all toys is a child car seat”
Old man Hottabych: What chair?
Host: Child car seat.
Old man Hottabych: What else did they come up with?
Host: Now our guys will tell you.
1. We have a miracle chair
This chair is simply awesome.
Blue and red
And very safe.
If I sit in it
I'll fasten my seat belts
We can easily travel
Good luck awaits us on the way.
2. Little Sashenka,
If he is not in a chair
Driving is very scary.
And not interested
If Sasha sat in a chair,
He is happy and bold.
3. I was delighted today
I saw a chair at Yegorka's.
It will save him
When he goes to the cinema.
4. Mom bought me a chair,
The chair is not normal.
Armchair safe
With this chair I'm not afraid
No road.
Let me speed faster
Mom is on the way.
Old man Hottabych: Yes, a really necessary thing. Or maybe I, too, will put a child car seat for my child on the carpet? And then my carpet often breaks - the plane, and often I fill myself with bumps. What a great idea, guys? (referring to children)
Host: Yes, dear Hottabych, well, you are an inventor. But the child car seat is only for children under 12 years old (the maximum height of the child for the device is 150 cm, and Weight Limit- 36 kg). And now we will see how our parents know how to fasten their children to a car seat).
Task 2: Fasten the most expensive
Points are given by the jury for a correctly fastened child to the seat. (At the same time, 3 parents come out and stand at the child seat, the children run up in turn, the parent fastens the child, then unfastens and meets the other, and so on all the children)
Old man Hottabych: Oh dear parents! To make your child feel safe, get a child car seat!
Host: All parents are great and we can confidently say that your child is safe.
Host: And now, while the jury is counting the points, children middle group will perform the song "I'm sitting in a miracle chair"
I'm sitting in a miracle chair
I'm looking at the road
I sit and I sit
And I look around!
How comfortable I am in the chair,
I'm quite happy with them
I sit quietly
I'm looking at the road!
How comfortable I am in the chair
It's completely safe!
I will tell you from the bottom of my heart!
Miracle chairs are good!
How pleased I am with the chair!
And the whole family is with me!
Ah, what a good fellow!
Armchair Master - Daredevil!
Host: And now guess the riddle guys:
By the road, as if in a fairy tale,
Three-eyed lives on a pillar
Everything flashes and flashes
Doesn't close for a moment. (Traffic lights)
Children: Traffic light.
3 task "Traffic light and traffic controller"
The jury puts points only for the answers of the parents.
Host: And our next task is called "Traffic Light and Traffic Controller".
Now our parents are given a task: to explain what the traffic controller is talking about. (Each team is offered drawings with three positions of the traffic controller). While our parents are preparing, the children and I will solve riddles. You, dear Hottabych, also guess together with the guys.
Everyone knows stripes
Children know, adults know.
Leads to the other side
Crosswalk
By car here, friends,
Nobody can go
You need to go, you know, children,
Only on…… Bicycle
What should I do, how should I be?
You need to call urgently.
Both you and he should know
In this place…… Telephone
What is the miracle blue house?
There are a lot of kids in it
Wears rubber shoes
And it feeds on gasoline. Bus.
I blink my eyes
Relentless day and night.
I help cars
And I want to help you. Traffic lights.
* * *
Commanding the rod, he guides all,
And one controls the entire intersection.
He is like a magician, a machine trainer,
And his name is ... Regulator
iron beasts
They growl and hum.
Eyes like cats
At night they burn. Cars
striped pointer,
Like a wand from a fairy tale. wand
The night is dark. There is no sun anymore.
So that the night comes without trouble,
People need a beacon -
One-legged firefly. Lamp
striped horses
lay across the roads -
All cars stopped
If we pass here. zebra
What light tells us:
"Come on - the way is open" Green
What light tells us:
"Wait a minute - the path is closed!" Red
Host: Let's listen to our parents (parents voice their answers, the jury evaluates)
There are many rules of the road in the world
Both adults and children must know them.
We need to respect the rules
Follow them and don't break them.
Leading: In order not to break the rules, we must know the road signs.
Guys, tell me, what are the signs?
Children: Forbidding, warning, informational
(indicative), service signs, priority, prescriptive, special prescription signs, additional information signs.
4 task "The ABC of road signs"
Points are given for correctly chosen signs (the red team chooses prohibiting signs, the yellow team chooses prescriptive signs, the green team chooses warning signs)
(First, the children go to their tables and choose, then the parents go. The jury evaluates and corrects the mistakes.)
Children and parents sit down.
Old man Hottabych: Now I know all the signs. I will buy a car and drive it, the carpet - the plane broke down anyway, and I will be a very good driver.
Task 5 “I choose a child restraint because…”
Moderator: The parents of each team will prepare a message on the topic of the competition. In the meantime, they are getting ready, we will all play a game together.
"We are chauffeurs"
We go, we go by car (imitate the movement of the steering wheel)
We press the pedal (the leg is bent, pulled out)
Turn on the gas, turn it off (hand towards you, away from you)
We look intently into the distance (put a palm to the forehead)
The wipers clean off the drops (the arms are bent in front of them at the elbows)
Right left. Purity (tilts to the right, to the left, arms forward)
The wind ruffles the hair (they move their fingers over their heads)
We are chauffeurs anywhere (hands forward, thumbs up)
Host: Well done! And now let's listen to our parents (messages are read out).
6 task "Fabulous"
Old man Hottabych: And you know, I also came up with a task for the teams.
Your task is to remember and name the vehicles of fairy-tale heroes. Oh, my dears, I will call the hero from the fairy tale, and you, tell me what he rode, flew, swam.
(Ask each team three questions)
1. Emelya - Stove
Baba Yaga - Stupa
Old man Hottabych - carpet - plane
2. Cinderella - Carriage
Thumbelina - Swallow
Harry Potter - Broom
3. Crocodile Gena - Locomotive
Leopold the Cat - Bicycle
Little Muk - Walking Boots
Old man Hottabych: Oh, the light of my eyes, well done guys!
Host: And our next final task is called:
7 task "To your signs"
Attention task.
Moderator: Team captains come out. You are given road sign, call what this sign is, and then around you the children of your team start a round dance. Children must memorize this sign. To the music, the children scatter and dance. At this time, the captains change signs. As the music stops, the children go to their sign.
The game is played three times.
Moderator: Our jury is summing up.
Surprise from Old Man Hottabych.
Old man Hottabych: Oh, my dear children and parents! Although I do not like noisy places, but today I really, really liked you. I have learned a lot from you, and now I will not violate the rules of the road. I wanted to give you a pleasant surprise. Now I'll do some magic (pulls hair out of his beard, mutters something to himself, pulls out a rope, which he pulls from behind the curtains and a truck with Turkish delight leaves). Feeds children.
Farewell to Hottabych.
Jury presentation. Announcement of results.
Moderator: So the difficult trials were left behind, at the same time we acquired the necessary and vital knowledge and skills in our game. All teams responded with dignity and showed good results. After all, this knowledge, guys, will be useful to you soon, when you go to first grade.
And we once again reminded our dear parents that your children are the most precious thing in your life. And today's event I want to end with these words: "BUCKET YOUR DEAREST". Thanks to all participants, parents, our viewers.
If there is no money for Gucci and Chanel, it does not matter. Go to our telegram channel, where all analogues are collected famous brands chosen by celebrities. We will teach you how to dress expensively, for little money!
Scene for Anniversary or Birthday “Congratulations from New Russian grandmothers”.
(two participants, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers, come out, dancing, and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):
We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaking):
A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Popular articles:
Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!
Judging by your appearance, you did not come up with anything worthwhile!
Flower:
Well, why is that?! What do you think I am, good for nothing, or what ?!
So, your expiration date has long passed!
Flower:
Say it too! Yes, all the men look back at me! There, look, and our Anniversary looks so mysteriously!
Sure, it's a mystery! Why, they say, they priperlis here, and even for a couple?!
Flower:
Come on, Matryona, let's show him the full breadth of our repertoire!
Come on, Flower, sing along! You are the loudest among the two of us!
Flower: (sings to the tune of the song “Murka”)
You and I, Matryona, were lucky with the hack:
We will sing a verse to the hero of the day!
He adorned his shoulders with a new jacket,
He's a great authority! (last 2 lines repeat)
What are you, Flower? I don’t recognize you directly, you are our sentimental! Where did you get such a motive?!
Flower:
Yes, it did…
You listen to what the birthday man should sing on the Jubilee:
(sings, addressing the Anniversary, to the motive of the song “A soldier is walking through the city”):
Your guests on the Jubilee
Sitting friendly!
Hints “Pour us!”
Their anxious look!
Prepared the toast
Everyone drinks for you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!”-
Let's say love
Let's say love!
We will remember your anniversary!
We will fill all the glasses
And let's drink everything to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness
Believe that we are very happy
Congratulate you on the holiday
The most beautiful now!
(repeat the last 4 lines, marching up to the birthday man for a kiss, and then the Flower says):
Dear birthday man, respect the old ladies, drink with us on brotherhood, we will remember the century with a kind word!
(Congratulations on the Anniversary and drink with the birthday man for brotherhood)
CONGRATULATION SCENE FROM THE NEW RUSSIAN
(he is dressed in a black T-shirt, and on his chest is a thick chain, in his hands is an envelope with money or for fun - souvenir bucks)
— Lyudmila! Are you, in fact, we have a birthday girl in all respects, or what?
- I wish that no one crumbles a loaf on your head!
- I give you bucks for promotion - get rich,
- And the roof will be needed - contact me!
SCENES FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY “THREE GIRLS UNDER THE WINDOW SINGING LATE EVENING”
Three maidens by the window
Singing late at night!
You all ask about
Did they all sing together?
About my girlfriend
Sang songs on the anniversary!
(three girls come out, each sing their own song for the birthday girl)
1 GIRL (you can attach a long braid to her).
(sings a song to the motive “Birch, dear friend)
Lyubasha, dear friend,
You are my idol, my favorite!
Tell me, how is it without each other,
Tell me, how is it without each other
We treated you! (3 lines last repeat)
Soul reaching out for me
You put your hands on my shoulders,
When I feel bad - you are with me,
You, if it's bad - I'm with you,
Now you will not spill us with water forever! (3 lines last repeat)
2 GIRLFRIEND
(sings a song to the motive “We honestly want to tell you”)
I have to tell you honestly
I need a friend like this!
She is like the sun, friendly, sweet
And her kindness drove me crazy!
Lyuba, Lyuba, my dear friend,
Everyone around is delighted with you!
So stay the same always
I wish you happiness for many years! (repeat entire verse)
3 GIRLFRIEND (you can wear a wig and dress of a sultry Cuban, as the song is performed to the tune of “Beisana, beisana mucho ...”)
No you,
There is no better you
There is no prettier and smarter and kinder than you!
No you,
You are not cooler!
I am happy that you are called my friend!
We all love you, dear Lyubochka,
And we love you!
The kindest, very beautiful,
I repeat, love!
Let you
Everything works out!
May all your dreams and wishes come true on time!
Happiness let
Will not turn away!
Joy, love protect your home threshold!
REPEAT CHORUS
SCENES FOR THE ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY OF A BOILER WORKER
As you know, without water
Neither here nor there!
We often suffer
From this nonsense.
But our birthday
Will eliminate problems
On her duty, we know
Water is not scarce!
For this, grateful residents will perform a touching song for our beautiful birthday girl!
(residents come out - a woman in curlers, in a dressing gown and with a basin in her hands, and a man in family shorts and with two glasses, one of which is filled with water, during the chorus he pours water from glass to glass)
SONG OF GRATEFUL RESIDENTS
(to the motive “How steamboats see off, not at all like trains”)
At our boiler room Tatiana
Works for a year
With hot water all the time
This is why our house lives!
Water from the tap in the kitchen splashes,
And the water warms us
And my heart trembles with joy
When there is water in the apartment!
Water, water, water runs
Water, water, all around water!
She watches the degrees
Water pressure is always good!
To treat work like this
You won't find people!
She is so funny
And the voice of the call, like a stream!
Charging everyone with optimism,
Shine in her eyes!
Water, water, water runs
Water, water, we always have!
SCENES FOR THE BIRTHDAY, ANNIVERSARY.
SONG OF D'ARTAGNANA (the husband of the birthday girl is dressed in his suit):
(to the motive "I love you, life!")
- I love you, Tanya,
That in itself is not new!
I love you Tan!
I love you again and again!
After a hard day
I come home from work tired
You feed me
Even though you've worked hard!
Oh how the years fly by
Well, don't be sad, dear!
Guests will confirm everything -
You are as young as ever!
In the light of every day
I am so happy that I have no rest!
Kiss me
Let everyone know what it is!
Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of a woman “Brownie”. (Domovenok comes out - this is a participant in the scene with a shaggy beard and disheveled hair, dressed in a colorful shirt, belted with a rope and short pants with patches. He sings a song to the birthday girl to the motive of "Robin")
I beg you for courage
Pour me a glass!
I will say then in the hour of joy
Why come to you!
(the birthday girl pours a glass of brownie, he drinks and sings the next verse):
Do you like to clean everything in the apartment?
And cleanliness everywhere you watch specifically!
Corners trying to sweep better,
On the pope you whip me imperceptibly!
Please be kind
With me, Marina, henceforth,
In the corner so that, without fear, I
I could sit until dark!
Dear birthday girl, now accept a gift from me:
(takes out a broom)
I personally steamed this broom,
To make it softer in circulation! (slaps himself with a broom in different places)
And you can wave them without rules,
I declare to you on your birthday!
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
And I want to bloom, bloom!
Today I promise everyone:
I will always guard your house!
Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of a man “Chatushki from New Russian attendants”
(two men come out dressed up with new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or on a guitar):
Flower:
Anniversary needs a couple
Say compliments!
So let's be piping hot
Remember them with Matryona!
Give me a word soon
Very itchy tongue!
I'm already ready
Congratulations - simply chic!
Flower:
Tie your tongue tight
I won't give up my seat!
My compliment is much needed
I love the jubilee!
You forgot to see at all
Why did you come here!
A sign of attention really asks
Anniversary from us, bullshit!
Flower:
You're right, I'm just bastard
When I see Vova!
But I'm shy to say "I love you"
He has his own family!
Drift, do not drift, but still you need
Be bolder with you!
So let's shout together:
“Happy Anniversary, dear!”
(approach the hero of the day with kisses)
(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood stay
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!
So listen and do all my tasks:
I know you will remember
What I did as a child
How carefree with friends
You jumped on a skipping rope!
(suggest to jump rope)
To restore you
For further tricks of strength,
I suggest you drink
This super dope is cute!
(offer a glass of vodka to the birthday boy)
The ball is a child's best friend!
Remember childhood again
Step aside
And kick your knee!
(the birthday boy kicks the ball with his knee, and the guests loudly count how many times he can do it so that the ball does not fall)
Yes, you kick masterfully
What is there to say for a long time!
We owe you seriously
Very generous reward!
(jokingly they pour a glass of vodka to the birthday man)
We whistle from acacia trees
Did it many times as a kid!
musical variations
We are waiting for you now!
(they offer the birthday boy to play the children's whistle or pipe)
For these numbers
Together we will shout “Hurrah!”
And they also ask for a glass
Your guests are children!
(everyone drinks a toast together) happy childhood birthday)
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket of drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday man with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets!
(takes out a large head of garlic from the basket and introduces the first remedy):
Dope grass, don't argue with me
Eliminate any disease!
Eat tops and roots
To cleanse the intestines!
bad smell
Everyone will be plunged into a slight shock,
But you eat fundamentally
Dope grass root!
(gives garlic to the birthday man and takes out the second remedy - horseradish or a jar of grated horseradish, which you can buy in the store, introduces the second remedy):
For there to be no change
And everything in the family was friendly,
Once a week this fuck
At night, you really need to eat!
He will immediately raise the tone
And take care of your chakra!
He is, believe me, a champion,
Compared to Viagra!
(gives this tool and takes out the third one - a bottle of vodka, on which you can write “Moonshine” in large letters, introduces it):
Sprinkle with living water
You need everything in your apartment!
This method is not easy
But known all over the world!
You first from the inside
Please your body with it
And then sprinkle
All corners with their own water!
dora, dora, tomato,
We caught a thief in the garden
This is a small worm
I ate a barrel from an apple!
And we have a birthday
Gardener, well, just class!
She's always fine
Fruits, vegetables and beds!
That's why the question
We call the worm for interrogation:
Let the guests explain
Your excellent appetite!
(a man comes out dressed up as a worm, that is, you can put a very long green cap on your head, he greedily gnaws an apple, then sings a song):
SONG OF THE GARDEN PEST.
(to the motive “We are cheerful guys, we are October guys”)
I, friends, are a signaling device,
From nitrate indicator!
If I eat an apple
So everyone can eat!
I respect the plum with a pear,
I just love cherries!
Don't scold me in vain
I'm more useful than aphids!
Dear birthday girl!
Let me be in your garden
I'll find a job!
I am a pest, but not harmful!
And this vitriol is copper
I give you in reserve
From aphids so that he saved the harvest!
Dear birthday girl!
One came to visit us
Extraordinary Citizen!
He looks a little weird
He wants to say thank you
And for what - now we find out.
A guest! We invite you!
(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something, he sings a song to the birthday girl):
SONG OF EARS.
(to the motive of a song about Cheburashka “I was once a strange nameless toy ...”)
I used to be weird
Eating manna porridge
That's why he grew those ears!
About trendy diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, immediately applied!
But somehow on Sunday
me for my birthday
Larisa invited and I decided to go,
From tasty treats
Have a nice experience
I could not go away for a long, long time!
I spit on the diet
Bought some candy!
Thank you, Larisa, I want to tell you
For inviting
And tasty food
After all, the ears have become cool again!
(removes big ears and says a toast):
To fix my result,
I ask everyone to pour now!
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!
compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!
Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!
Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental tune, or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves).
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