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Humorous skits for March 8. Scene "Kings now and then"

The scenario of the holiday "March 8" for children 5-7 years old: the silly teddy bear did not know what gift to give mom on March 8. And his friends decide to help him with this and they all go together to look for a gift for mom.

Super Mom (competition program)

The show program "Super Mom", held on the eve of the celebration of March 8, will cheer up the festive mood and give pleasure to both girls - primary school students and their mothers. Contests contribute to the strengthening of friendly relations in the family, the development of creativity, ingenuity and resourcefulness.

Scenario for March 8 for adults "Oh, these women!"

So the wonderful holiday of March 8 has come! And on this day, we want to give our women a piece of joy and fun, where you can show everyone how smart and talented you are and can cope with any task, no matter how difficult it is.

Scenario March 8 "Fashionable beauty"

Scenario of the holiday on March 8 for adults. This scenario can be used at a corporate party dedicated to International Women's Day.

Scenario "Spring, it's great that you came!"

Scenario of the holiday on March 8 for children preschool age(4-6 years). This scenario can be used at a matinee in kindergarten. It is necessary that in advance the children prepare postcards and hand-made crafts for their mothers. In addition, it is necessary to learn poems and a song with the children in advance. Hosts should prepare costumes in advance.

Scenario for March 8 "Beloved mothers and grandmothers"

The scenario of the school event - the festive competitive and entertainment program "Favorite mothers and grandmothers", is designed for children 8-10 years old. During the holiday, mothers and grandmothers will be able to see not only the talents and skills of their children, but also take part in various competitions.

Scenario "Magic flower, or how Vanya chose gifts for March 8"

The boy Vanya does not know what to give his mother by March 8. The kind sorceress gives him a magical flower that will guide him through fairy tales, where Vanya will find the answer to his question.

Scenario "March 8 - we praise the ladies!"

The holiday of March 8 glorifies the beautiful half of the population - women, girls and girls. Congratulate them in honor of the international women's day the most famous Russian pop stars have arrived! The scenario is designed for holding a festive event among the adult population - at a corporate party, a student party or with friends.

Scenario March 8 for adults "Secrets of the female image"

Scenario of a small festive concert dedicated to the celebration of International Women's Day in a group of friends or colleagues. The holiday will be successful if it is held in the assembly hall.

Scenario for March 8 in the rural settlement "Women are the flowers of our life"

With the advent of spring, not only nature blooms, but also female beauty. In addition, one of the most tender and sensitive holidays is coming - International Women's Day, which must be met and celebrated with dignity. With the help of this scenario, you can hold an interesting event, give women positive emotions, a lot of joy and smiles.

Scenario for March 8 for women in the village club "How Spring and Winter shared the throne"

This scene will be a great start to the festive concert prepared for March 8th. A cheerful, interesting story will certainly give a sea of ​​​​emotions to everyone who comes.

March 8th is the most romantic holiday. This spring day is always associated with love, warmth and tenderness. This is a great occasion to show your sympathy to lovely ladies, to express the most tender feelings to your mothers and grandmothers, to make a congratulation from the bottom of your heart to your sister. Sincere joy and a smile from them will not take long!

Grandmother and grandson enter.

Grandmother/concerned/-cute, why are you so sad? Something happened?

Grandson - Oh. grandmother, grandmother. if you knew.

Grandmother / scared / - What did you know?

Grandson / carefully / - Don't worry, sit down, sit down.

/ puts grandmother on a chair, she holds on to her heart, the grandson looks into her eyes, strokes her head

/sighs/ I suffer so much.

grandmother - What are you suffering about?

Grandson / rolls his eyes / I suffer. I'm dreaming. I do not know what to do?

/ sublimely / - What do I love my grandmother. what to give for the holiday?

Grandma / smiles happily / - maybe a bouquet of flowers?

Grandson / screams indignantly / - No!

Grandmother /thinking/ then a box of chocolates?

The grandson stomps angrily - No! No! and No!

Grandson / affectionately / On the day of spring and joy. we don't need sweets! /licks his lips/

grandmother / slyly / yes, this task is not easy.

Grandson / remember, you had a dream. you dreamed from childhood.

Grandmother /shrugs/ but it was a big secret. ts! a bit ashamed even right

Grandson / with annoyance / -grandmother. glory will not pass you by, you still have a few years / pause /

we will give you / pause. moped! Moped! moped/chants

Grandma / asks in confusion / - Moped!

The grandson / with conviction / yes, a moped / imitates riding a moped around his grandmother, who is carefully watching him. rises abruptly.

Grandson - so you agree. grandmother? /touches her/

Grandmother / decisively / - I agree. sweetie. /strokes his grandson on the head. grandson claps his hands. hugs her / I agree. grandson

Grandson shows thumb / - You are a true friend!

Grandmother proudly tossing her head. with pathos -

on a moped, I’ll fly away / describes a big circle with my hand

The grandson suddenly opened it. grandma waving casually

I’ll be back only in the evening! / stomps /

grandson confused- What-oh-oh? Are you going to ride on your own?

grandmother nods her head

Grandson / angrily / And who. who will be picking up?

grandmother silently points to her grandson.

Grandson. stepping on my grandmother, and who will cook dinner for us?

Grandma is careless. with a smile. shrugs

Grandson / resolutely / I will tell you a secret. there is not enough money for a moped / claps in the pocket

grandma makes frightened eyes

Then can I wait for candy? I have a few more years

I will save up for a moped.

When you grow up later, we will rush along with the breeze

Embracing, they leave satisfied.

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Materials for the matinee on March 8. Song-alteration "Kind Beetle" for the exit and a scene MATERIALS FOR THE MATTE PARTY ON MARCH 8 OPTION FOR THE EXIT OF CHILDREN Under the backing track “GOOD Bug” (from the movie “Cinderella”) 1 verse: EXIT: into the hall by the side.

New Year's scene The scene "AT THE ANIMALS NEW YEAR" Snow Maiden: A wonderful day is coming Coming to us New Year On the porch at the door, the Bunnies are waiting for guests. It turns out.

Scene "Physical education I need!" Host: The sun is shining. Children's laughter is heard outside the window. The weekend has come for everyone, for everyone, everyone, everyone! Father and daughter gathered in FLC S.

Scene for the New Year Ivan Tsarevich appears (adult) Vedas: Who are you, good fellow? Ivan C: I am not alone with the king, I am the third son in a row. My name is Ivanushka.

Scene for the Day of Russia for a school holiday Scene for the Day of Russia Participants: a girl in a Russian sundress (G.K., Genghis Khan (Sh.A., Napoleon (R.A., Hitler (M.D., speaker) (S.A., 3.

Scene "Forest School"“Forest School” - a scene for preschoolers (A bear enters the stage to the music. There is a pillar on the stage and a board on it Bear. What kind of board is this ?.

Scene for March 8 "Old grandmothers" Video Mitrofanovna: Hello, darling, Light Ivanovna. Ivanovna: And you don't get sick Mitrofanovna. Mitrofanovna: Oh, we haven't met for a long time.

Short scenes for the holiday March 8 holiday March 8 at school March 8"Boys"

On the stage

A disheveled, sleepless, grubby guy in pajamas.

He goes to a chair, removes something crumpled and dirty from it.

SERGEY. Ma-am! We congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?

MOTHER. Good morning, son. Stroked.

SERGEY. Hello! Which one?

MOTHER. White.

SERGEY. White?

MOTHER. White, white.

SERGEY. What do I have

Was it white?

MOTHER. Of course it was. Bought last year. Don't you remember?

SERGEY. I do not remember…

MOTHER. You still dressed her for the New Year, remember?

SERGEY. For the New Year

I remember. And then

I do not remember. Ah... Is she white?

MOTHER. Of course, I washed it. She lay under your bed

Found her hard! Have you brushed your teeth?

SERGEY. Ah, so that's where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws a dirty shirt under the bed, puts on a clean one). Well, wait, now you'll get it from me! Barsik!

Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here!.. Eating something in the kitchen again.

Fat Barsik enters.

BARSIK. What?

SERGEY. Get out of here!!!

SERGEY. A pig, not a cat ... Ma-am!

MOTHER. What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?

SERGEY. Yeah. And Barsik too.

MOTHER. Good girl! Did you wash your neck?

SERGEY. Shcha, I'll wash it! (Takes stick). Badger!!! Come here!

Fat Barsik enters.

BARSIK. So what?

SERGEY. Cho-cho! .. Nothing!

BARSIK. Ah-ah-ah ... So I would have said right away. (Leaves).

The boy takes off his trousers from the chair

Also dirty and full of holes.

SERGEY. Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?

MOTHER. Stroked. And a jacket.

SERGEY. What do I have

Is there a jacket?

MOTHER. Of course have.

The guy tosses his pants under the bed and grabs his jacket with the sleeve torn off.

SERGEY. Well, then it will be a vest. (Pulls off second sleeve.)

MOTHER. What's cracking there?

SERGEY. I'm doing exercises, mom!

MOTHER. Ah, well done, well done!

SERGEY. Girls today is the eighth of March ( March 8), I prepared poems for them, now I’ll read it, do you hear? (Combing her hair).

MOTHER. I hear! Good verses!

SERGEY. What verses?

MOTHER. which you have prepared.

SERGEY. Ma, what are you doing there?

MOTHER. I'm making a pie, son. You will come to congratulate the girls not empty-handed.

SERGEY. Why a pie? I need flowers!

MOTHER. Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.

SERGEY. And the portfolio?

MOTHER. Right there, nearby. They call, open the door!

SERGEY. These are probably the guys from the class ...

Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.

SERGEY. Oh! Who do you want?

ANDREY. We need Sergei from 9 - "A".

SERGEY. I'm listening to.

ALL. Seryoga! Are you?

SERGEY. Well, yes, I am. What do you want?

DENIS. What, don't you know?

SERGEY. Wait, wait! I know!!! We seem to have rested with you in the summer ... Exactly

In the camp!..

DENIS. What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.

SERGEY. Very nice ... oh, that is ... Guys, is that you? Well, you've been fluffed up! Did not recognize…

ILYA. You look at yourself!

Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself

Combed and neatly dressed and faints.

MOTHER. And here is the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you are so elegant

You do not know! Did you forget the flowers?

ILYA. No, I didn't forget. Only I'm not Serezhenka, I'm Ilya. Serezhenka is lying around.

MOTHER. Serezhenka, I beg you, please don't wallow in the hallway in clean clothes. Hang on to school.

SERGEY. Mommy, I didn't recognize myself! What will happen now?

MOTHER. Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!

The teacher enters the classroom and goes to her seat.

TEACHER. Hello!

ALL. Hello!!!

TEACHER. Excuse me, what class is this?

ALL. 9 - "A" !!!

TEACHER. 9 - "A"? Ah-ah-ah ... And what school?

ALL. Comprehensive school No. (such and such)!!!

TEACHER. Aha, there it is! Ah… tell me, please, what is this

The same school located (at such and such an address)?

ALL. The one!!!

TEACHER. Yeah ... But what, in this building earlier ... well, there: yesterday or the day before yesterday ... there was no other school No. (such and such) by any chance?

ALL. No!!!

TEACHER. Well, well, well, interesting. So what class is this?

ALL. 9 - "A" !!!

TEACHER. 9 - "A" ... Neither "B" nor "C", but simply

ALL. Just "A"!!!

TEACHER. But this cannot be!

ALL. Why?

TEACHER. Because it

A completely different class.

SVETOCHKIN. What are you, the same one!

TEACHER. But what about the same one if I don't know anything?

SVETOCHKIN. What don't you know?

TEACHER. I don't know anything!

ALL. Not true!

TEACHER. Ah, isn't it? Well, let's check it out then! What did we learn in the last lesson? You!

PETRUSHKIN. In the last lesson, you explained to us the properties and characteristics matter. It was very interesting...

TEACHER. Yep, got it! I remember well: at that time no one listened!

ALL. Not true!

Learned...

TEACHER. Yes, this can not be! No one has ever taught homework here!

PETRUSHKIN. And I learned!

ALL. And I! And I!

TEACHER. I do not believe! And I don't believe in anything!

ALL. But why?

TEACHER. If only because I don't know anyone here!

SVETOCHKIN. Don't you recognize me? I am an excellent student, I always sit on the first desk ...

TEACHER. My God! Svetochkina, is that you? How did you get here?

SVETOCHKIN. I am studying here.

TEACHER. Listen to me, Svetochkina: this is a very dangerous place.

Everyone here has changed!

SVETOCHKIN. What are you, here are all the same.

TEACHER. Do you doubt? Or do you think that I have

Hallucinations? Then tell me the name of this student here.

SVETOCHKIN. Petrushkin.

TEACHER. Yeah, so it's not me, it's you who are mistaken! This student

Not Petrushkin. I know Petrushkina personally!

SVETOCHKIN. And who is this?

TEACHER. The thing is, I don't know myself. But I see perfectly well: this is not Petrushkin!

SVETOCHKIN. Who?

TEACHER. This

Antipetrushkin!!! And you

Antisvetochkina!!! And you all

Anti-children!!!

ALL. Why?

TEACHER. Because normal kids aren't like that!

ALL. Why?

TEACHER. Not all happen! First: they never listen in class! Second: they never teach homework!

And thirdly: can normal children sit so calmly and look so neat? This

Anti-children! And this

ANTIMIR!!!

PETRUSHKIN. Let me explain everything now. Please tell me what day is today?

TEACHER. If you think that I

That ... then you are deeply mistaken. I remember everything very well. Please: today is March 8, 1998!

PETRUSHKIN. Does this mean nothing to you?

TEACHER. What do you mean?.. Ah, yes, yes, it seems that I am beginning to understand something ... It's all about

In time!

SVETOCHKIN. Exactly!

TEACHER. So I knew!!! I got in another time!!! It's even possible

To another planet! What a phenomenon!!! What is the name of this planet? AND

What day and year is it?

PETRUSHKIN. This planet is called "Earth". And on this day every year on Earth it is customary to congratulate all women on the holiday. March 8. You

Woman and we congratulate you! (Gives flowers.)

TEACHER. This is some kind of prank... I don't understand...

PETRUSHKIN. And on my own behalf, I want to add that you

Our favorite teacher in school!

ALL. Yeees!!!

TEACHER. "Teacher"? Did you say "teacher"? Petrushkin, is that you?

PETRUSHKIN. Yes I.

TEACHER. God! Now I recognize you! Petrushkin! But you

My favorite student!!!

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She came, smiled - the blizzards subsided,
The river woke up, the ice melted,
Gardens put on a snow-white outfit,
Roaring, the tractors set to work,
And the birds sang "It's time to make nests!"

Here comes the spring. Guys, you probably noticed that on the street ...

Script for March 8 for elementary school

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The month of March and the eighth day.
The smell of spring in the air.
We will celebrate spring
And let me congratulate you
Happy International Women's Day

From the sun's splashes the snow sparkled,
And the wind sings recklessly.
In March, nature is not at all strict ...

An interesting scenario for the holiday dedicated to March 8

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The presenter appears on the TV screen:

HOST: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! We are pleased to welcome you to our festive evening. The festive program guide of the “2B” channel is on the air.

Attention! The information program “Vesti” is on the air, the results ...

An interesting scenario for the holiday on March 8 "Dedicated to beautiful women"

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1: Under the lead sky embrace
Filling the poor roads
Melteshat, differing in dresses,
All beautiful and long-legged.

2: Their flickering never ends
Beyond any cataclysms and troubles
They are called women
And for that they are loved and respected.

It is impossible to argue with the fact that this holiday is a holiday of eternity. From generation to generation, for every person, mother is the most important person in life. On this day, I would like to say words of gratitude to all Mothers who give children love, kindness, ...

Scenario of the holiday dedicated to March 8 "Dear grandmothers and mothers"

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(To the sound of a march, boys enter the hall, line up against the central wall).

1 boy:

Today is the brightest holiday
Birds are chirping in the yards,
All guests are festively dressed.
March 8th is Mother's Day!

2 boy:

Today the sky is blue
Creeks are funny...

Scenario matinee dedicated to March 8 for elementary school

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On the first day of March
Spring begins.
Mother's Day - March 8th
The whole country celebrates.

And although there are frosts,
And snowdrifts under the window,
But fluffy mimosa
Selling all around.

Mothers of all peoples of the world
Peace of lasting...

The scenario of the holiday on March 8

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Ring, joyful songs, -
Today is our mothers day.

On this March day, we called our friends,
Their mothers and grandmothers were seated in the hall.

Dear grandmothers and...

Scenario of a matinee dedicated to March 8

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I. Opening speech of the teacher.
Congratulations on the holiday.

II. A student dressed as a magpie runs into the hall.
- I heard! Heard! I know everything! I know everything! What will happen now!

III. Children enter the hall to the music. Flowers in hands.
At school, we have turmoil and noise:
- Soon...

Holiday script for the day of March 8

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Fanfare. Leading out

1B: Good afternoon! Hello!

2B: Hello, our lovely, charming, most beautiful women, girls, girls!

1B: Surely you all felt how something changed in nature and mood.

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Scenes for the holiday of March 8 at school: "Boys", "Teacher"

Scene on March 8 "Boys"

SERGEY. Ma-am! We congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?
MOTHER. Good morning son. Stroked.
SERGEY. Hello! Which one?
MOTHER. White.
SERGEY. White?
MOTHER. White, white.
SERGEY. What about me was white?
MOTHER. Of course it was. Bought last year. Don't you remember?
SERGEY. I do not remember…
MOTHER. You still dressed her for the New Year, remember?
SERGEY. New Year's Eve, I remember. And then I don't remember. Ah... Is she white?
MOTHER. Of course, I washed it. She was lying under your bed - she found her by force! Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY. Ah, so that's where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws a dirty shirt under the bed, puts on a clean one). Well, wait, now you'll get it from me! Barsik! Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here!.. Eating something in the kitchen again.

Fat Barsik enters.
Chews.

BARSIK. What?
SERGEY. Get out of here!!!
BARSIK.
SERGEY. A pig, not a cat ... Ma-am!
MOTHER. What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY. Yeah. And Barsik too.
MOTHER. Good girl! Did you wash your neck?
SERGEY. Shcha, I'll wash it! (Takes stick). Badger!!! Come here!
Fat Barsik enters.
Chews.

BARSIK. So what?
SERGEY. Cho-cho! .. Nothing!
BARSIK. Ah-ah-ah ... So I would have said right away. (Leaves).
The boy takes off his trousers from the chair - also dirty and full of holes.
SERGEY. Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?
MOTHER. Stroked. And a jacket.
SERGEY. Do I have a jacket?
MOTHER. Of course have.
The guy tosses his pants under the bed and grabs his jacket with the sleeve torn off.
SERGEY. Well, then it will be a vest. (Pulls off second sleeve.)
MOTHER. What's cracking there?
SERGEY. I'm doing exercises, mom!
MOTHER. Ah, well done, well done!
SERGEY. Girls have today eighth of March (8 March), I prepared poems for them, now I will read it, do you hear? (Combing her hair).
MOTHER. I hear! Good verses!
SERGEY. What verses?
MOTHER. which you have prepared.
SERGEY. Ma, what are you doing there?
MOTHER. I'm making a pie, son. You will come to congratulate the girls not empty-handed.
SERGEY. Why a pie? I need flowers!
MOTHER. Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.
SERGEY. And the portfolio?
MOTHER. Right there, nearby. They call, open the door!
SERGEY. These are probably the guys from the class ...
Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.
SERGEY. Oh! Who do you want?
ANDREY. We need Sergei from 9 - "A".
SERGEY. I'm listening to.
ALL. Seryoga! Are you?
SERGEY. Well, yes, I am. What do you want?
DENIS. What, don't you know?
SERGEY. Wait, wait! I know!!! It seems that we rested with you in the summer ... Exactly - in the camp! ..
DENIS. What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.
SERGEY. Very nice ... oh, that is ... Guys, is that you? Well, you've been fluffed up! Did not recognize…
ILYA. You look at yourself!
Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself - combed and neatly dressed and faints.
MOTHER. And here is the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you are so smart - you won't be recognized! Did you forget the flowers?
ILYA. No, I didn't forget. Only I'm not Serezhenka, I'm Ilya. Serezhenka is lying around.
MOTHER. Serezhenka, I beg you, please don't wallow in the hallway in clean clothes. Hang on to school.
SERGEY. Mommy, I didn't recognize myself! What will happen now?
MOTHER. Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!

Scene on March 8 "TEACHER"

(Author - Eduard Ugrik)
The teacher enters the classroom and goes to her seat.
TEACHER. Hello!
ALL. Hello!!!
TEACHER. Excuse me, what class is this?
ALL. 9 - "A" !!!
TEACHER. 9 - "A"? Ah-ah-ah ... And what school?
ALL. Comprehensive school No. (such and such)!!!
TEACHER. Aha, there it is! And ... tell me, please, is this the same school located (at such and such an address)?
ALL. The one!!!
TEACHER. Yeah ... But what, in this building earlier ... well, there: yesterday or the day before yesterday ... there was no other school No. (such and such) by any chance?
ALL. No!!!
TEACHER. Well, well, well, interesting. So what class is this?
ALL. 9 - "A" !!!
TEACHER. 9 - "A" ... Neither "B", nor "C", but simply - "A"?
ALL. Just "A"!!!

TEACHER. But this cannot be!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because it's a completely different class.
SVETOCHKIN. What are you, the same one!
TEACHER. But what about the same one if I don't know anything?
SVETOCHKIN. What don't you know?
TEACHER. I don't know anything!
ALL. Not true!
TEACHER. Ah, isn't it? Well, let's check it out then! What did we learn in the last lesson? You!
PETRUSHKIN. In the last lesson, you explained to us the properties and characteristics of matter. It was very interesting...
TEACHER. Yep, got it! I remember well: at that time no one listened!
ALL. Not true!
TEACHER. Ah, isn't it? We check further. What was given at home? You!
PETRUSHKIN. At home, it was given to read, understand and learn the paragraphs of the fifth, sixth and seventh chapters of the third chapter, which is called: “Antimatter.” I learned ...
TEACHER. Yes, this can not be! No one has ever taught homework here!
PETRUSHKIN. And I learned!
ALL. And I! And I!
TEACHER. I do not believe! And I don't believe in anything!
ALL. But why?
TEACHER. If only because I don't know anyone here!
SVETOCHKIN. Don't you recognize me? I am an excellent student, I always sit on the first desk ...
TEACHER. My God! Svetochkina, is that you? How did you get here?
SVETOCHKIN. I am studying here.
TEACHER. Listen to me, Svetochkina: this is a very dangerous place - everyone has been replaced here!
SVETOCHKIN. What are you, here are all the same.
TEACHER. Do you doubt? Or do you think I'm hallucinating? Then tell me the name of this student here.
SVETOCHKIN. Petrushkin.
TEACHER. Yeah, so it's not me, it's you who are mistaken! This student is not Petrushkin. I know Petrushkina personally!
SVETOCHKIN. And who is this?
TEACHER. The thing is, I don't know myself. But I see perfectly well: this is not Petrushkin!
SVETOCHKIN. Who?
TEACHER. This is Antipetrushkin!!! And you - Antisvetochkina !!! And you are all Anti-Children!!!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because normal kids aren't like that!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Not all happen! First: they never listen in class! Second: they never teach homework! And thirdly: can normal children sit so calmly and look so neat? It's Anti-Children! And this is ANTIMIR!!!
PETRUSHKIN. Let me explain everything now. Please tell me what day is today?
TEACHER. If you think that I am that ... then you are deeply mistaken. I remember everything very well. Please: today March 8 one thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight!
PETRUSHKIN. Does this mean nothing to you?
TEACHER. What do you mean?.. Oh, yes, yes, I think I'm starting to understand something ... It's all about time!
SVETOCHKIN. Exactly!
TEACHER. So I knew!!! I got in another time!!! It is very possible - to another planet! What a phenomenon!!! What is the name of this planet? And what day and year is it?
PETRUSHKIN. This planet is called "Earth". And on this day every year on Earth it is customary to congratulate all women Happy March 8. You are a woman and we congratulate you! (Gives flowers.)
TEACHER. This is some kind of prank... I don't understand...
PETRUSHKIN. And on my own behalf, I want to add that you are our favorite teacher at school!!!
ALL. Yeees!!!

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