ECONOMIC MYSTERIES

The product must have

Required... (price)

If you worked all year round,

It will be round... (income)

Streams are babbling, feet are wet,

It's time to pay in spring... (taxes)

In a sea of ​​treacherous goods and prices

The business ship is sailing... (businessman)

He is a financial fakir
The bank is waiting for you... (Banker.)

They will be intact, like in a tank,

Your savings are in... (bank)

Things will get better for us:

We deposited our... (contribution)

Began to generate income

Dad's in the jar... (capital)

So that I can buy a house,

I took out a loan by depositing... (pledge)

Like a child without a mother,

This frisky merchant's wife
Acts very dashingly!
Climbs into the TV
And the products he offers:
From computers to junk.
Her name is... (advertising)

People go to the market:

Everything is cheaper there... (product)

Both the doctor and the acrobat

They give it away for work... (salary)

There is a proclamation hanging in the bank for all of you:

“It eats money in jars...” (inflation)

We bought furniture, clothes, dishes.

We borrowed from the bank for this... (loan)

So that partners are not tormented by disputes,

Lawyers write for them... (contracts)

I became the owner, brothers, I -

Here's the plant... (promotion)

For a ruble - pennies, for dollars - cents,

They run and run into the bank... (percentage)

If you make a slight mistake, then at the same moment

The market will take over your entire... (competitor)

Very tasty showcase

Vegetable... (store)

How many sausages did you buy?

The arrow will show you exactly... (scales)

Furniture, bread and cucumbers
They sell us... (Sellers.)

For sour cream, bread and cheese
The check will appear at the cash register... (Cashier.)

From which device?

Are we given a salary?(ATM.)

If we ask the bank,

He will lend us money.

Well, in ancient times, for centuries,

Who lent people money?(Pawnbroker.)

He knows a lot about transactions

Large money and small,

After all, it’s always between two sides

He is their mediator in the matter.(Broker.)

In this company everyone happens,

First fill out the form

Payments are made to the cash register.

What kind of company is this, please? (Bank.)

That paper is not simple,

And the owner knows it

That she tells him once a year

Will bring dividends. (Promotion.)

Uncle Kolya is a numismatist.

This means that each exhibit

I'll tell you a secret,

It's called... (Coin.)

You don't see this one these days

A very small coin.

You will find it in fairy tales,

The money is called... (Penny)

State money warehouse,

If it's full, people are very happy.

And taxes are rising for a reason,

If suddenly it became empty. (Coffers.)

To keep your income

For pocket money

I need piggy

The one with the hole in the back. (Money box.)

Payroll calculation - it's time to know -
Conducted on time... (Accountant.)

There is it in a bank, restaurant,

Both in the factory and in the bathhouse.

He keeps track of money:

Where is the expense and where is the income.

He knows mathematics

He can quickly count the numbers,

Here is the expense, and here is the income -

Nothing will be lost!(Accountant.)

In the company, he considers the profit
Pays everyone a salary.
And he’s not too lazy to count
All taxes all day long. (Accountant.)

Half of your salary

What do they call it, guys? (Prepaid expense.)

Everything in life is for sale

It's called the same:

Both cereal and samovar

They are called... (Product.)

This is a big store

He has countless display cases.

Everything will be found on the counter -

From clothes to pins. (Department store, supermarket.)

Manages a large company

Both intelligently and skillfully.

Distributes money like this

So that the business grows and becomes stronger.

He gives instructions

To all our employees,

For the company to move forward,

It brought them profit. (Manager.)

TRADE AND ECONOMIC QUIZ

wWhich river? product can I pack it?

(Tara is a tributary of the Irtysh.)

wVegetable standard cheapness- This...

(Steamed turnips. Cheaper than steamed turnips.)

wThe zoological standard of poverty is...

(Church mouse. Poor as a church mouse.)

wGive a folklore example of an unsuccessful barter.

(It was a shame.)

w“Sharing the skin of an unkilled bear” in business is... What?

(Planning.)

wName a Russian city whose name delights the ears of all economists, bankers and entrepreneurs?

(Barysh- a city in the Ulyanovsk region, on the river of the same name.)

wIn which region of the Russian Federation is the city with the economic name located? Mena?

(In Chernigov region.)

wWhere is the sea Crises?

(On the moon.)

wWhich bazaar biggest noise?

(At the poultry market.)

wWhat is the difference between avian bazaar from bird market?

(The market sells birds and other animals, and the bird market is a massive colonial breeding ground for seabirds.)

wWhich bazaar the most musical and sung in Europe?

(“Slavic Bazaar” in Belarusian Vitebsk is a song festival.)

wWhat word is used to describe both a very long stool and a small one?

(Shop.)

wFace trade points– what's this?

(Showcase.)

wWhat is gross without net?

(Taru.)

wNot only a German mathematician and a famous Russian football player, Olympic champion, but also a pure weight.

(Net. Net Eugen and Netto Igor Alexandrovich.)

wWay to get discount – what's this?

(Bargain.)

wWeight measure for lich and raisins– what's this?

(A pound. What is a pound of trouble - to find out in full grief, difficulties. Not a pound of raisins - not a trifle, not a joke.)

wWhat were merchants called in Rus' who were expelled from the guild for systematically deceiving and cheating buyers?

(Slobs.)

wName the hero I.S. Turgenev with " trade» last name?

(Bazarov - “Fathers and Sons.”)

wWhat is cheap, but is very expensive?

(Politeness.)

wSay in French " profit", "benefit" if in the theater world it is a theatrical performance in honor of one of its participants?

(Benefit.)

wWhat is the children's favorite product? economists they say: “this is a skill sold"one potato for the price of a kilo"?

(Chips.)

wOne man bought three goats and paid 1000 for them rubles. The question is, why did each goat go?

(On the ground.)

wMain advertising agent swamps– who is this?

(Kulik. “Every sandpiper praises his swamp.”)

w « Economic breed» dogs– this... Which one?

(Dachshund, after all, dachshund is also a set price.)

wWhich banks are created only by biologists, doctors and programmers?

(Gene bank, blood bank, organ bank, data bank, etc.)

wWhich business owner is better to work for in terms of wages: a stingy one or a generous one?

(The miser, because, according to the proverb, the miser pays twice.)

wTranslate the ancient Russian word “protorgash” into modern Russian.

(Bankrupt.)

w Auditor – Is this the owner of an Audi foreign car or a person who, on the basis of a special contract, checks the financial and economic activities of the company?

(Second.)

w Zaimishche – This loan for a very large sum, is that true?

(No, these are floodplain water meadows or swampy lowlands.)

wWhy facial bank account Is that what it's called?

(Because the state of the facial bank accounts For many people, it is immediately reflected on their face.)

w Employment Professional money- who is this?

(Banker, forcing money work.)

wWhat signs of attention do they prefer? bankers?

(Aquatic.)

wWhat is a private called? banking Front: operative or security officer?

(Operator.)

wWhat country is called " banker" all over the world?

(Switzerland.)

wUnder which emperor was it created in 1841? Sberbank Russia?

(Nikolai I.)

wName an event where the price is hammered.

(Auction.)

wWho counts millions as thousands?

(Billionaire.)

wWhich " debt book” that came to us from Rome, is there in every home?

(Calendar is a literal translation.)

wThe appearance of fractions was associated with the vital need for a fair division of property. What do you think is the reason for the appearance of negative numbers in mathematics?

(They arose for the record duty A.)

w With you and me – "stash". And the Russian state– this particular fund. Which?

(Stabilization.)

wName the literary character about whom these " economic"Pushkin's lines?

“And there was a deep economy,

That is, he knew how to judge

How does the state get rich?

And what does he live on, and why?

He doesn't need gold

When a simple product has.”

(Eugene Onegin.)

wThe French call scales with this word, and the Russians accountants – annual report. Say the word.

(Balance.)

wWhat is the profession of a person who is forced to write every working day only about what he believes in someone and what he owes to someone?

(Accountant. « Debit"- I believe, " credit"- I must.)

wName a lacy accounting term.

(Openwork. This is the conduct of business in which each transaction is registered immediately after its completion.)

wWhere does the “eternal battle” between “bears” and “bulls” take place?

(On exchanges e.)

w"Coca-Cola" in relation to "Pepsi-Cola"– who is this?

(Competitor.)

wHow they figuratively talk about short people income?

A) Modest; b) Shy;

c) Shy; d) Indecisive.

wWho, according to the proverb, pays twice?

a) Kind; b) Generous;

V) Stingy; d) Forgetful.

wWhat epithet is awarded to high prices?

a) Fabulous; b) Anecdotal;

c) Poetic; d) Epic.

wWhat is a certain amount called? goods?

a) Block; b) Party;

c) Sect; d) Gang.

wFinish folk wisdom: “Who scolds product wants him...

a) Buy; b) Sell;

c) Throw it away; d) Pack it beautifully.

wContinue the famous Russian proverb: “Good product by myself...".

a) Purchases; b) Eats;

c) Praises; d) Delivers.

wWhat, according to the proverb, loves product?

a) Submission; b) Out;

c) Goal; d) Foul.

wWhat gives birth demand?

a) Word; b) Offer;

c) Phrase; d) Paragraph.

wWhat is handed over at the end of each quarter? accountant?

a) Delivery; b) Office;

c) Balance; d) Exams.

wWhat kind of gait does he sometimes have? inflation?

a) Lynx; b) Gallop;

c) Ambling; d) Parade step.

(Galloping inflation– rapid rise in prices from 20 to 200% per year.)

wWhat gets cheaper during inflation?

a) Bread; b) Electricity;

c) Oil; d) Money.

wHow do they talk about someone who is broke? businessman?

a) Jumped out the window; b) Fell into a garbage chute;

c) Flew into the chimney ; d) Fell through the ground.

wHow important economic does the abbreviation exist in our country?

a) MNOS; b) minimum wage;

c) MLOB; d) MUHO.

(minimum wage - m minimal R size O boards T ore.)

wWhich of these terms Not from the region economy?

a) Creed; b) Balance;

c) Balance; d) Openwork.

wAbout purchasing what property dreamed of Father Fyodor from “The Twelve Chairs”?

a) Icon-painting workshop;b) Candle factory;

c) Funeral home; d) Rabbit farm.

wWhat is the presenter holding in his hands? auction?

a) Saw; b) Hammer;

c) Ax; d) Forceps.

(Everything went under the hammer.)

wFrom what Latin verb does the word " advertising»?

a) Shout out; b) To impose;

c) Deceive; d) Attract.

(« Advertising" - "shout out.")

wWhat role does an automobile device serve in relation to trade advertising?

a) Engine; b) Ignition;

c) Brake; d) Silencer.

wWhat is the name of the printed advertising or trade catalog with description goods and the conditions for their acquisition?

a) Boulevard; b) Prospect;

c) Tract; d) Highway.

wWhat is assigned to every Russian to the taxpayer?

a) Pseudonym; b) Password;

V) Individual number; d) Barcode.

(TIN- And individual n number n taxpayer.)

wWhat did they call excessive in Rus'? profit traders?

A) Likhva; b) Navar;

c) Excess profit; d) Tips.

wAs in feudal Rus' 10-18 centuries. were called large merchants, who conducted intercity and foreign trade?

a) Guests; b) Tourists;

c) Aliens; d) Shuttles.

wIncorrigible in Rus' debtors They beat them with sticks until they paid. What was the collection procedure called back then? debt?

a) Slotting; b) Pravezh;

c) Baldezh; d) Revelry.

wIn which institution in pre-revolutionary Russia traded kisser?

a) In a tobacco shop; b) In the bakery;

c) At the hairdresser;d) In a tavern.

(Salesperson in a drinking establishment, tavern.)

wWhat was the name of one of the ancient economic profession?

a) Tambov worker; b) Saratovshchik;

c) Pskovshchik; d) Moneylender.

(A person who gives money on interest, in duty for big ones interest.)

w As in Russia XIXcenturies turned to merchants?

a) “Your Reverence”;b) “Your lordship”;

c) “Your Highness”; d) “Your Honor.”

wWhich tax was introduced by PeterI?

a) On the mustache; b) For beards;

c) On sideburns; d) On bald spots.

(And it was canceled only by Empress CatherineII).

wWhat color is the highest price, which can be given for something?

a) White; b) Yellow;

c) Red; d) Green.

(Red price.)

wHow does the famous scheme of K. Marx end? Product – money – ... »?

a) Product; b) Bankruptcy;

c) Work; d) Interest.

wWhat item of clothing does everyone really dislike? bankers?

a) Tie; b) Stocking;

c) Scarf; d) Apron.

(After all, it is there that those who do not go to them keep their money. bank.)

wWhich Russian city has Bank bridge?

a) In Moscow; b) In St. Petersburg;

c) In Yekaterinburg; d) In Samara.

wWhat words can be read on the emblem (logo) Savings Bank RF?

a) Keep money in a savings bank;

b) The SB protects savings;

c) Founded in 1841 ;

d) Laid down in 1991.

wWhat insect is it named after? market to where they sell old things and small goods from your hands?

a) Fly; b) Bedbug;

V) Flea; d) Cockroach.

(Flea market.)

wWhat do you call a person who makes a commitment to creditor for execution debtor your obligation?

a) Lieutenant; b) Guarantor;

c) Handrail; d) Surety.

wWhat, according to the proverb, are they made from? money enterprising People?

a) From dust; b) From water;

V) From the air; d) From natural gas.

wWhat is the name of money penalty By agreement?

a) Penalty; b) Problem;

c) Trouble; d) Inconvenience.

wWhat do journalists call an underdeveloped country with economics agricultural type?

a) Banana Republic; b) Pineapple Federation;

c) Coconut monarchy; d) Potato tribe.

wWhat do they call stock speculator bullish course papers?

a) Elephant; b) Bull;

c) Bear; d) Donkey.

(This term arose from the analogy between the action of a speculator and the movement typical of a bull picking something up from the bottom.)

wWhat do they call stock speculator short seller course papers?

a) Seal; b) Bear;

c) Giraffe; d) Fox.

(By analogy with the movement of the front paws of a bear striking from top to bottom.)

wWhich of these verbs is synonymous with the word " sell»?

a) Starve; b) Drive;

c) Drop in; d) Strangle.

wWhat is the name of the period of temporary calm in business? trade?

a) Velvet season;b) Low season;

c) Dry season; d) Dead hour.

wWhat is the name of the place sales New Year trees?

a) Green market;b) Christmas tree market;

c) Barbed auction; d) Coniferous supermarket.

wSchool month bazaars- This…

a) January; b) May;

c) August; d) September.

wWhat applies to cultural goods?

a) Works of art offered for sale;

b) Religious objects;

c) Kettlebells, dumbbells, barbells for bodybuilders;

d) Stationery and student supplies.

(Cultural goods is short for “cultural goods.”)

wWhich of these sciences can be economic?

a) Biology; b) Geography;

c) Chemistry; d) Physics.

(Economic geography, which studies territorial organization social production, features of the formation of the territorial-economic structure of the economy of various countries and regions.)

wWhich representative of the fauna made Rothschild millionaire?

a) dog; b) guinea pig;

c) dove; d) goldfish.

(He brought him news of Napoleon’s defeat at Waterloo. Having learned about this before anyone else, he took advantage of the information received.)

wHow did the fabulous short Donut on the Moon get rich?

a) For sugar; b) On salt;

c) In oil; d) On pepper.

wWhat did the resident of the Moon, Scooperfield, own from the book by Nikolai Nosov?

a) Bank; b) Pasta factory;

c) A confectionery factory; d) A plant for the production of lunar rovers.

GOLDEN QUIZ

wHow do they say someone who promises someone great benefits, wealth?

(Sulit gold mountains.)

wWhat is the name for a course of action in which extremes, risks, and bold decisions are avoided?

(Golden middle.)

wWhat was an eloquent speaker called in the old days?

(Gold oral)

wWhich Russian city is named after St. John, who could speak many languages ​​beautifully?

(Zlatoust, an industrial city in the Urals.)

wName the plants that all bankers adore.

(Gold thousand's manager, golden tree, golden seaweed.)

wName the most “precious” tree.

(Golden tree, or aucuba. Dogwood family. The name reflects the peculiarity of the color of the leaves: they are densely covered with white, light green, cream and yellow dots.)

wWhat are things called, " gold plated time"?

(Antique.)

wWhat metal did everything King Midas touch turn into?

(Gold.)

wWhich river “hid” gold Nibelungs?

(Rhine.)

wAt a medieval fair in the French city of Troyes, gold was measured using this standard, which has survived to this day.

(A troy ounce, which is equivalent to an English ounce. 1 ounce = 16 drachms = 437.5 grains = 28.35 g.)

wWhat metal does the Egyptian hieroglyph for a piece of cloth dripping with water represent?

(Gold and the method of its extraction – remember golden fleece.)

wA representative of what profession in Rus' was called “ gold case master"?

(Jeweler.)

wName the “golden synonym” for the name of the profession – prospector.

(Gold seeker.)

wWhat is hidden behind the word “prospector”: a person’s profession or his quality?

(Profession. This is a worker engaged in artisanal mining gold.)

wPlace of work gold digger- what's this?

(Mine.)

wThe prospector's vessel is... What?

(Tray, for washing gold.)

wJewelers became the first bankers in history. Why do you think?

(They always had safes in their homes, so people brought them gold and jewelry for storage for a certain fee. Over time, jewelers realized that some part gold You can lend for a while and receive a certain percentage for it.)

wDuring the time of Catherine II, there was a profession whose people burned leaf from their uniforms gold. It was done like this: the clothes were placed on large baking sheets and put into the oven. The fabric was rotting and gold flowed into prepared buckets. Now the name of this profession as applied to a person has acquired an extremely negative connotation. According to Ozhegov’s dictionary, this is a rogue, a scoundrel, a tight-fisted person. What kind of profession is this?

(Burnout.)

wWhere do people who receive the award serve in Russia? Golden mask"?

(In the theatre.)

wRepresentatives of which profession become laureates of the award “ Gold verb".

(Journalists.)

wHis surname meant in Greek " gold master of affairs,” but he became a great artist. Name it.

(A.I. Kuindzhi.)

w Under Catherine IIthis sign of the chamberlain position began to be made from gold, and its cost reached 500 rubles. What is this sign?

(Key. Like this Gold key!)

wWhat in Rus' was called “soft” gold»?

(Furs. For a long time, furs were the main currency fund of Russia.)

wWhat liquid mineral is called “black” gold»?

(Oil.)

wWhat plant fiber is called “white” gold»?

(Cotton.)

wWhat is a private treasure hoarder called? gold coins and bars?

(Housekeeper.)

wWhat can you get by melting Napoleondor?

(Gold. This is French golden coin.)

wHappens gold, sometimes seed, sometimes charitable. What is this?

(Fund.)

wBrick gold- what's this?

(Ingot.)

wWhat metal did the Incas call “sweat of the sun”?

(Gold.)

wWhat metal did medieval alchemists designate with the symbol of the Sun?

(Gold.)

w"First high metal There is gold, which, due to its considerable yellow color and shining lightness, is different from other metals,” explained this great Russian. Who is he?

(M. Lomonosov.)

wMikhail Lomonosov argued that the purest silver almost always contains an admixture of this metal. Which one?

(Gold.)

w Does gold taste?

(Gold is insoluble in water and has no taste.)

wFrom what alloy were they even minted at one time? gold» coins?

(Brass.)

wTo get "white" gold silver, nickel or palladium are added to the alloy; to obtain “red” it is this metal.

(Copper.)

wFrom this alloy containing 2 carats of ligature and 22 carats gold, British sovereigns were minted. Copper or silver was used as an alloy. What is this alloy called?

(This is the so-called crown gold.)

wRecently, at international jewelry shows in Basel, products made from gold exactly this color. The technology is more secret than an atomic bomb. What color is this?

(Black, black gold.)

wWhat alloy gave the name golden the color of a tanned person's skin?

(Bronze – bronze.)

wIn which city is the main " gold» safe of the world?

(In New York, USA, where there is a giant storage room carved into the granites of Manhattan. It contains gold more than 80 countries for almost 160 billion dollars.)

wWhich city in Myanmar (formerly Burma) is home to the 100-meter-tall golden Shwedagon Pagoda, which is at least 2,500 years old?

(Yangon, the capital of Myanmar, formerly – Rangoon.)

wName the country where the deepest mining mine in the world is dug gold.

(India.)

wWhich mineral was dubbed " gold fools"?

(Pyrite.)

wTo which state did the Russian principalities pay tribute in the 13th century?

(Golden Horde . )

wWhat is the name of the symbol of power in Russia? golden ball with a crown or cross on top?

(Power.)

wWhat medal is awarded to the Hero of the Russian Federation?

(Medal " Golden Star" and a certificate of awarding the title. The decree conferring this title and the certificate are signed only by the President.)

wGame on which gold the instrument delighted the ears of the Olympian gods gold curly Apollo?

(Golden kithara.)

wWhich Moscow banker-philanthropist edited the symbolist magazine “ Golden fleece"?

(Nikolai Ryabushinsky.)

wWhat's happened Golden Ring of Russia?

(A number of cities in the North-Eastern region of Russia, which contain unique monuments of Russian history and culture.)

wThe Turkic word "altyn" means gold. Name gold republic within the Russian Federation.

(Altai, Altai Republic. Most of its territory – “golden” mountains of Altai up to 4506 meters high.)

wAltaians lovingly call this largest mountain reservoir in Southern Siberia and the second reservoir of pure fresh water after Baikal Altyn-Kol - “ Golden lake". What kind of lake is this?

(Teletskoye Lake.)

wWhat is the name of the musical group of singer Nadezhda Kadysheva?

(« Golden ring".)

wAt American customs one day, a vigilant guard tried in vain to discover this precious property, about which he had heard, from Fyodor Chaliapin. What was the customs officer looking for?

(Golden throat.)

wWhich composer wrote the ballet " Gold century"?

(Dmitry Shostakovich.)

wWho owns the opera? Gold Reina"?

(To Richard Wagner.)

wName regional center Russia from gold crown on the coat of arms.

(Tver.)

wWhat is called "drunk" gold"France?

(Wine.)

wWhat medal is awarded for the highest sporting achievement?

(Golden.)

wWhat “berry” prize do American filmmakers receive for the worst film of the year?

(« Gold I'm a raspberry.")

wHow many years after marriage is it celebrated? golden" wedding?

(After 50.)

w Golden A wedding, as you know, crowns 50 years of living together. And what happened once at the wedding itself is repeated at gold?

(Husband and wife exchange gold rings, because it’s a wedding golden.)

wWhat kind of sample was it? golden the chain on which Pushkin’s “scientist cat” walked?

(This is unknown.)

wHow many years did the old man from “The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish” by A.S. fish? Pushkin before he was caught Golden fish?

(“Exactly thirty years and three years.”)

wWhich character in Pushkin’s fairy tale, in case of danger, shouted: “Reign while lying on your side!”?

(Gold cockerel.)

wWhat did the eldest daughter ask her father to bring in Aksakov’s fairy tale “The Scarlet Flower”?

(Gold crown.)

wWhich goose appears in the title of the Brothers Grimm fairy tale?

(« Gold goose".)

wYoung long-nosed tree growing specialist with gold fruits - this is... Who?

(Pinocchio.)

wWhich “fertilizer” increased productivity? gold coins on the Field of Miracles in the Land of Fools?

(Salt.)

wWhich literary hero had golden rule: “When you get up, take your planet away”?

(At the Little Prince)

wEvents take place on the banks of this river best books Jack London, her name became a symbol of the pursuit of gold. What kind of river is this?

(The Klondike River in Canada. In its basin there is gold-bearing area, opened in 1896 and causing " gold fever" at the beginning of the 20th century.)

wThe hero of which novel by Ilf and Petrov wanted 6 thousand 400 rubles “for complete happiness”?

(« Gold calf".)

wWhat did you collect? main character stories by Edgar Allan Poe Gold bug"?

(Insects.)

wIn which Charlie Chaplin film did his character look for him? gold in the Klondike?

(« Golden fever", 1924)

wOne of the best landscapes of which artist is called “ Golden autumn"?

(I.I. Levitan.)

wWhich poet wrote the poem “The Grove Dissuaded” golden»?

(S. Yesenin.)

wWhat kind of epic hero is he looking for in the 2004 cartoon by Konstantin Bronzit? gold, stolen from Rostov by Tugarin Zmey?

(Alesha Popovich.)

wWhat is made from gold by a hardworking craftsman?

a) Fingers; b) Hands;

c) Teeth; d) Calluses.

wWhat do you call a business that promises good profits?

a) Golden Vein; b) Golden aorta;

c) Gold mine; d) Golden artery.

wWhich mythological character turned into gold everything you touched?

a) Sisyphus; b) Damocles;

c) Midas; d) Zeus.

wWhich term was first coined by Leonardo da Vinci?

a) Golden mean;b) Golden ratio;

c) Golden hands; d) Golden Age.

wWhat do you usually call something inexpensive and fake?

a) Pot gold;b) Samovar gold;

c) Pan gold; d) Trough gold.

wWhich of these words in the Tatar language means “ gold»?

a) Bashlyk; b) Karakul;

c) Altyn ; d) Barn.

wName of which chemical element Latin for "Dawn"?

a) Gold; b) Silver;

c) Copper; d) Mercury.

wWhat place does it occupy? gold in the periodic table?

a) 1; b) 2;

c) 50; d) 79.

wWhich of these metals occurs in nature mainly in nuggets?

a) Lead;b) Gold;

c) Iron; d) Chrome.

wWhich of these metals did people discover first?

a) Copper; b) Tin;

c) Gold; d) Silver.

wWhat content? gold But in principle it cannot be in an alloy?

a) 18 carats; b) 21 carats;

c) 27 carats; d) 14 carats.

wThe tips of golden "eternal" feathers are usually made from:

a) Osmiridia; b) Will win;

c) Ferromolybdenum; d) Bronze.

wWhat was the name of the alloy in ancient times? gold and silver?

a) Avial; b) Kovar;

c) Electric; d) Invar.

wWhen adding which metal alloy gold does it take on a red tint?

a) Silver;b) Copper;

c) Nickel; d) Cadmium.

wIn which city were congresses held at the beginning of the 19th century? gold miners from all over Siberia?

a) Chelyabinsk; b) Yekaterinburg;

c) Tomsk ; d) Tyumen.

wWhat place is the most famous " golden fever" of the early twentieth century?

a) California; b) Klondike;

c) Chukotka; d) Transvaal.

wIn which country was it opened? gold-bearing Klondike area?

a) Canada ; b) USA;

c) Mexico; d) Venezuela.

wPlace in Canada where found in 1896 gold, was called Klondike. And what is it?

a) Plain; b) Mountain;

c) River ; d) Cave.

wIn which country does the inexhaustible flow? Golden river?

a) Russia; b) South Africa;

in Egypt; d) USA.

(In Yakutia, the Aldan River, a tributary of the Lena)

wFor what area Not passes the tourist route " Golden Ring of Russia"?

a) Vologda; b) Vladimirskaya;

c) Ivanovskaya; d) Moscow

(The tourist route passes through the territory of five regions – Moscow, Yaroslavl, Kostroma, Ivanovo, Vladimir.)

wWhat is the landmark of the city of Vladimir?

a) Golden Wall;b) Golden Gate;

c) Golden Staircase; d) Golden column.

wWhat oil is worth by weight gold?

a) Olive; b) Corn;

c) Pink ; d) Flaxseed.

(One gram of high quality rose oil costs three times as much as one gram gold.)

wWhich Russian artist's painting belongs to Peru? Gold seamstress?

a) Tropinin V.A; b) Kiprensky O.A.;

c) Kramskoy I.N.; d) Repin I.E.

wWhat folk craft products are often called gold?

a) Gzhel; b) Palekh;

c) Dymkovo;d) Khokhloma.

wThe heroes of which Chekhov story decided to run away to California to mine gold?

a) "Boys" ; b) “Trouble”;

c) “Vanka Zhukov”; d) “Case from practice.”

wWhich of these fairy tale characters periodically carried gold eggs?

a) Chicken Ryaba; b) Black chicken;

c) Crocodile Gena; d) Golden Cockerel.

wIn the fairy tale about the Ryaba Hen, what did the grandfather do with golden testicle?

a) Sold; b) Cooked;

c) Bill ; d) Cleaned.

wWhich of the following heroes of the fairy tale " Gold is the key a doll?

a) Papa Carlo; b) Tortilla;

c) Malvina ; d) Duremar.

wWho had gold cockerel?

a) Tsar Saltan; b) At Prince Guidon's;

c) King Dadon ; d) At Prince Elisha's.

wIn Pushkin's tragedy, what was the name of the tavern where Salieri poisoned Mozart?

a) “Golden Lion”; b) “Golden Pheasant”;

c) “Golden Key”; d) “Goldfish”.

wHow many chests did you fill? gold The stingy knight on the day of his death?

a) Third; b) Fifth;

c) Sixth; d) Eighth.

wTo which city do filmmakers award “ Golden palm branch"?

a) Sochi; b) Cannes;

c) Karlovy Vary; d) Venice.

wWhat does the winner get at the Spanish Film Festival in San Sebastian?

a) “Golden Bear”; b) “Golden Lion”;

c) “Golden Leopard”; d) “Golden Shell”.

wWhat is the name of the famous football prize?

a) “Golden Boot”; b) “The Gilded Slipper”;

c) "Golden Boot" d) "Golden Horseshoe".

Fun riddles at a corporate party will help create a relaxed atmosphere at the party and lift the spirits of your colleagues. With their help, you can diversify the event program.

You can combine this kind of riddles by topic: “animals”, “food”, “names”, “objects”, etc. or ask them randomly, using them to fill pauses between games, competitions and dances.

Funny riddles for corporate events

• Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (The clock that is standing).
• How many months in a year have 28 days? (All months).
• How do day and night end? (Soft sign).
• How can seven children, three of their parents and a large dog not get wet under one umbrella? (They won't get wet if the weather is good).
• What can't you eat for breakfast? (Dinner and supper).
• One egg will boil in three minutes. How long will it take to boil three eggs? (3 minutes).
• How many eggs do you think a very hungry person can eat on an empty stomach? (Just one thing, because the next egg will not be eaten on an empty stomach).
• There is a tub in the yard, and in that tub there is a frog. How many frogs would there be if there were five tubs? (Probably none).
• Cool riddles for corporate parties are a great way to compete in wit and add fun to any holiday.
• What kind of bird do you need to pluck the feathers from to get morning, day, evening, and night at once? (Day).
• The fluff flew for an hour, flew for two hours, flew... for a day. Where did the fluff come from? (Day).
• What is easy to pick up from the ground, but difficult to throw far? (Pooh).

• Six wood grouse were sitting on a tree. A hunter came and killed one wood grouse. How many birds are left? (Not one, since the rest flew away).
• The hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he end up? (To the police).
• Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, he can talk).
• There are 16 chickens, 4 rabbits, 2 puppies, 2 cats, 1 rooster and 8 hens in the yard. The owner came with the dog. How many legs are there in total? (Two legs. The rest are paws).
• What word always sounds wrong? (The word “wrong”).
• What question will you never get the answer “Yes” to? ("Are you sleeping now?")
• This belongs only to you, but all relatives, friends, acquaintances and colleagues often use it. What is this? (Your name).
• Which pronouns do pavements spoil? (I-we).
• What won't you find in a woman's handbag? (About).
• Who speaks all languages? (Echo).
• Although they don’t burn themselves, they have to be extinguished constantly. (Debts).
• What should you do when you see a green man? (Cross the street).
• What happens to the ball if you drop it into the Red Sea? (The ball will become wet).

***
If for a very, very long time
Shout loudly, loudly
If everyone, gathered together,
The choir invites him to visit.
That's right under New Year,
Who is sure to come?
(Police squad).

***
Adults and children know
That sober person at the banquet
All that remains is
Festive... (Christmas tree).

The funny riddles that you prepare for your corporate party will guarantee a sea of ​​positivity and positive emotions for your entire company.

• You are in an airplane seat, a car is driving in front of you, and a horse is galloping behind you. Where are you at? (Ride the carousel).
• Which wheel does not spin when making a right turn? (Spare).
• What is 90-60-90? (This is a drive past the traffic police).
• Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain? (Bald man).
• What is it that gets the back of the head with its teeth? (Comb).
• What wish does a plump woman with a cold like least? ("Get well soon").
• You enter through one door and exit through three. You think you've left, but in fact you've entered. What is this? (Shirt).

Your colleagues at the corporate party will also probably like cool riddles in verse. After reading such riddles, an answer suggests itself, which as a result turns out to be incorrect. The correct answer doesn't rhyme at all.

***
Hockey players can be heard crying:
The goalkeeper let them through...
(puck, not ball).

***
Birthday is around the corner
We'll bake...
(cake, not sausage).

***
Everything is covered in white snow.
So it's coming...
summer Winter).

***
At night every window
Poor lighting...
Sun moon).

***
For lunch for son Vanya
Mom will cook soup in...
(in a saucepan, not in a glass).

***
We warmly welcome our guests:
Let's feed them freshly ground...
(coffee, not tea).

***
The coldest place
In our house it is...
(refrigerator, not stove).

***
Down from the palm tree
To the palm tree again
Jumps deftly
(monkey, not cow).

At a corporate party, you can organize individual or team competitions among guests to guess such fun riddles. Prizes in such competitions can be stationery, sweets, small toys and souvenirs.

Children's riddles about professions will help your kids make an entertaining journey into the world of work. In a simple and interesting way, they will learn the difference between a doctor and a cook, a salesman and a teacher. Find out what tools people use in different professions. The process of solving riddles captivates the child so much that he will ask you to tell him more and more, so collect riddles in reserve.

We get up very early
After all, our concern is to take everyone to work in the morning.
Answer: ( Driver)
***

Last time I was a teacher,
The day after tomorrow - driver.
He must know a lot
Because he...
Answer: ( Artist)
***

Even on the set of a movie,
Even on stage here in the theater,
We are obedient to the director
Because we...
Answer: ( Actors)
***

I work in the theater.
I'm just an aunt during intermission.
And on the stage there is a queen,
Either granny or fox.
Knows Kolya and Larisa,
That in the theater I...
Answer: ( Actress)
***

A glass eye will point,
Click once - and we remember you.
Answer: ( Photographer)
***

This worker is amazing!
He accompanies trains.
Answer: ( Conductor, Railwayman)
***

He writes and draws with chalk,
And fights with mistakes,
Teaches you to think, reflect,
What's his name guys?
Answer: ( Teacher)
***

A swallow will fly into the sky,
He will dive into the lake like a fish.
Answer: ( Diver)
***

Tell me who is so delicious
Prepares cabbage soup,
Smelly cutlets,
Salads, vinaigrettes,
All breakfasts, lunches?
Answer: ( Cook)
***

I'll find them in the restaurant -
These people in caps
They cast magic over pots
With ladle in hands.
Answer ( Cook)
***

This sorceress has
This artist
Not brushes and paints,
And a comb and scissors.
She has
Mysterious power:
Who will touch
He will become beautiful.
Answer: ( Hairdresser)
***

We must fight fire with fire
We are partners with water.
People really need us,
Answer quickly, who are we?
Answer: ( Firemen)
***

Here on the edge with caution
He paints iron with paint,
He has a bucket in his hand,
He himself is colorfully painted.
Answer: ( Painter)
***

I'll throw a stick, I'll kill a jackdaw,
I won’t pluck feathers, I won’t eat meat.
Answer: ( Fisherman)
***

We will wake up when you are sleeping,
And sift the flour in a sieve,
Let's heat the oven red hot
To bake bread in the morning.
Answer: ( Baker)
***

The horn sings, the horn sings!
We drive the herd to the meadow.
We herd cows all day long
As soon as it gets hot, we drive into the shade.
Answer: ( Shepherds)
***

Calls goats, cows,
He plays his twisted horn.
Answer: ( Shepherd)
***

Sharpening parts on a machine
This career worker...
Answer: ( Turner)
***

He's the funniest guy in the circus.
He is a great success.
All that remains is to remember
That's what he's called, the merry fellow.
Answer: ( Clown)
***

He protects nature
Drives away poachers
And in winter at the feeders
Forest animals are waiting for you to visit.
Answer: ( Forester)
***

He flies a great plane,
It's safe to fly with it,
A real ace...
Answer: ( Pilot)
***

The earth awaits his work,
The dawn will barely light its rays.
In the spring he will comb the fields,
When autumn comes, he will cut his hair.
Answer: ( Farmer)
***

He gives us the goods and a receipt
Not a philosopher, not a sage
And not a superman
And the usual...
Answer: ( Salesman)
***

They put dexterous two hands
Heels on shoes.
And heels -
Also the work of these hands.
Answer: ( Shoemaker)
***

He pours grain into the mill.
Call him quickly.
Answer: ( flour mill)
***

Who in days of illness
The most useful of all
And cures us of everything
Diseases?
Answer: ( Doctor)
***

He, getting ready for his rounds,
Puts on a doctor's robe,
He puts medicines in the bag,
Then he steps into the barnyard.
Answer: ( Vet)
***

Don't be afraid of the pediatrician,
Don't worry, calm down,
And, of course, don't cry,
It's just childish...
Answer: ( Doctor)
***

We are suffering from a cold again,
We call a doctor to your home.
He will give us a sick leave certificate.
Who is he as a specialist?
Answer: ( Therapist)
***

The question hidden here is:
Doctor with thread and needle
What's the name? Remember
And give me a quick answer.
Answer: ( Surgeon)
***

This doctor will remove
I have easy appendicitis.
The scalpel is his best friend,
Who is the doctor? ... !
Answer: ( Surgeon)
***

Tell me, how can you look through a wall?
With glasses and in the light, you won’t be able to do that.
Meanwhile, he saw through it
Not only me, but also my heart.
Answer: ( Radiologist)
***

This doctor is not just a doctor,
He heals people's eyes,
Even if you see badly,
You can see everything with glasses.
Answer: ( Oculist)
***

The ship is sailing in the yellow sea.
Who leads the ship on the sea?
Answer: ( Combiner)
***

In the sea of ​​books it is endless
A real captain.
Find any book
Helps us quickly!
Answer: ( Librarian)
***

Among the clouds, on high,
Together we are building a new house,
To be warm and beautiful
People lived happily in it.
Answer: ( Builders)
***

Silver needle
There was a thread in the sky.
Who's brave?
White thread
He sewed the sky, but hastened:
Has the thread's tail fluffed up?
Answer: ( Pilot)
***

Who walks in the parade
Ribbons curl behind your back,
Ribbons curl, and in the squad
There are no girls.
Answer: ( Sailors)
***

Fun job
Envy from the heart!
Whistle when you're hunting
Yes, wave your wand!
Answer: ( Policeman)
***

No one in the world can do that
With one movement of the hand
Stop the flow of passersby
And let the trucks pass.
Answer: ( Policeman-regulator)
***

We dig deep into the earth
And in the depths of the earth
We mine coal for people,
So that they could heat the house.
Answer: ( Miners)
***

He will walk along the carriage -
He will find stowaways.
His friend is sitting in the workshop -
He monitors quality.
Answer: ( Controller)
***

Who, tell me, is in the forests
Walks around bowing to mushrooms?
Answer: ( Mushroomer)
***

Everyone is glad to see him,
When there is a waterfall in the kitchen.
Answer: ( Plumber)
***

The pilot Borya has a friend
Paints everything around.
It's raining on the window,
So it will grow...
Answer: ( Artist)
***

Jumped down -
Hanging on a flower
touched the ground -
The flower curled up.
Answer: ( Parachutist)
***

The artist has a sister
He can sing very loudly.
The birds sing along with Nastya,
So it will grow...
Answer: ( Singer)
***

Lunch in kindergarten
The cook takes samples from the dishes.
But my mother is not around,
Who sets the table there?
Answer: ( Nanny, teacher's assistant)
***

He worked in the sweet shop all day,
The result was dessert -
Eclairs, cupcake, Napoleon.
Now think about who he is?
Answer: ( Confectioner)
***

The cooks and Valera are in a quarrel,
He's arguing about tastes again.
He loves debates very much
So it will be...
Answer: ( Deputy)
***

He will show us the whole city,
He will also tell you everything about him.
And he expects questions from us,
And he will find the answer to everything.
Answer: ( Guide)
***

The deputy is friends with Marina.
The one who always dances around,
After all, beautiful Marina
Dreams of becoming...
Answer: ( Ballerina)
***

In the company, he considers the profit
Pays everyone a salary.
And he’s not too lazy to count
All taxes all day long.
Answer: ( Accountant)

Fun riddles at a corporate party will help create a relaxed atmosphere at the party and lift the spirits of your colleagues. With their help, you can diversify the event program.

You can combine this kind of riddles by topic: “animals”, “food”, “names”, “objects”, etc. or ask them randomly, using them to fill pauses between games, competitions and dances.

Funny riddles for corporate events

• Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (The clock that is standing).
• How many months in a year have 28 days? (All months).
• How do day and night end? (Soft sign).
• How can seven children, three of their parents and a large dog not get wet under one umbrella? (They won't get wet if the weather is good).
• What can't you eat for breakfast? (Dinner and supper).
• One egg will boil in three minutes. How long will it take to boil three eggs? (3 minutes).
• How many eggs do you think a very hungry person can eat on an empty stomach? (Just one thing, because the next egg will not be eaten on an empty stomach).
• There is a tub in the yard, and in that tub there is a frog. How many frogs would there be if there were five tubs? (Probably none).
• Cool riddles for corporate parties are a great way to compete in wit and add fun to any holiday.
• What kind of bird do you need to pluck the feathers from to get morning, day, evening, and night at once? (Day).
• The fluff flew for an hour, flew for two hours, flew... for a day. Where did the fluff come from? (Day).
• What is easy to pick up from the ground, but difficult to throw far? (Pooh).

• Six wood grouse were sitting on a tree. A hunter came and killed one wood grouse. How many birds are left?

  Economic riddles for children, with answers

  (Not one, since the rest flew away).

• The hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he end up? (To the police).
• Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, he can talk).
• There are 16 chickens, 4 rabbits, 2 puppies, 2 cats, 1 rooster and 8 hens in the yard. The owner came with the dog. How many legs are there in total? (Two legs. The rest are paws).
• What word always sounds wrong? (The word “wrong”).
• What question will you never get the answer “Yes” to? ("Are you sleeping now?")
• This belongs only to you, but all relatives, friends, acquaintances and colleagues often use it. What is this? (Your name).
• Which pronouns do pavements spoil? (I-we).
• What won't you find in a woman's handbag? (About).
• Who speaks all languages? (Echo).
• Although they don’t burn themselves, they have to be extinguished constantly. (Debts).
• What should you do when you see a green man? (Cross the street).
• What happens to the ball if you drop it into the Red Sea? (The ball will become wet).

***
If for a very, very long time
Shout loudly, loudly
If everyone, gathered together,
The choir invites him to visit.
Just before the New Year,
Who is sure to come?
(Police squad).

***
Adults and children know
That sober person at the banquet
All that remains is
Festive... (Christmas tree).

The funny riddles that you prepare for your corporate party will guarantee a sea of ​​positivity and positive emotions for your entire company.

• You are in an airplane seat, a car is driving in front of you, and a horse is galloping behind you. Where are you at? (Ride the carousel).
• Which wheel does not spin when making a right turn? (Spare).
• What is 90-60-90? (This is a drive past the traffic police).
• Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain? (Bald man).
• What is it that gets the back of the head with its teeth? (Comb).
• What wish does a plump woman with a cold like least? ("Get well soon").
• You enter through one door and exit through three. You think you've left, but in fact you've entered. What is this? (Shirt).

Your colleagues at the corporate party will also probably like cool riddles in verse. After reading such riddles, an answer suggests itself, which as a result turns out to be incorrect. The correct answer doesn't rhyme at all.

***
Hockey players can be heard crying:
The goalkeeper let them through...
(puck, not ball).

***
Birthday is around the corner
We'll bake...
(cake, not sausage).

***
Everything is covered in white snow.
So it's coming...
summer Winter).

***
At night every window
Poor lighting...
Sun moon).

***
For lunch for son Vanya
Mom will cook soup in...
(in a saucepan, not in a glass).

***
We warmly welcome our guests:
Let's feed them freshly ground...
(coffee, not tea).

***
The coldest place
In our house it is...
(refrigerator, not stove).

***
Down from the palm tree
To the palm tree again
Jumps deftly
(monkey, not cow).

At a corporate party, you can organize individual or team competitions among guests to guess such fun riddles. Prizes in such competitions can include stationery, sweets, small toys and souvenirs.

Poems about an accountant:

How can you not praise an accountant? He also gives us money:
And advances, and salaries, and, of course, accountability!
Yes, accountant is power (and that sounds cute!)
Maybe he can reduce his pay: pay off alimony at once,
Withhold your rent, deposit your salary
So once again, you shouldn’t argue loudly with him about business,
It’s better to agree right away, his face will light up in an instant,
And he will forget to withhold the advance from you at that very hour!
Yes, the accountant is not bored: he checks the balance with the bulldozer,
He speaks boldly about VODKA, writes a dashing summary,
The main ones keep records, make offsets with the company,
He checks the speed (this is how he checks himself),
He will count all the expenses, collect the income into a pile,
He'll do some magic: it just works out here BALANCE!
There are so many things to do, things to do, things to do: and among them there are no superfluous ones,
All are important and very urgent, but do not pay overtime:
So let’s finally say: you, accountant, are great!
Be healthy, be diligent, be successful in your career,
Let comfort reign at home, the boss always thanks,
The family always makes you happy, in general, happy holiday to you!
Source: Internet

Jokes.

A son asks his businessman father:
- Dad, do we have anything science fiction or mystical to read?
- Yes, my accountant's tax report.
***
News Info-Accountant 8.0
In version Info-Accountant 8.0, the issue of expanding the toolbar is being considered. In addition to the standard “Recalculate” button, additional buttons “Recalculate as I want”, “Recalculate as the State Tax Inspectorate wants” and “Recalculate correctly” will be added.
***
Murphy's Law for Accountants:
If the balance does not come together immediately, then there is an error in it.
Consequence: If the balance is right, there are two mistakes.
***
21:00 pm…
Two accountants draw up (summarize) a balance sheet. Both were pretty worn out - tired.
One asks the other:
- Listen, how many months are there in a year?
Another, without looking up from his notes:
- Ten. Without VAT
***
The tax inspector asks the accountant:
- Why, as a test, do you immediately get sick?
To which the accountant responds:
- Yes, I’m allergic to you!

Jokes about accountants

Where the hell did our accountant go?
- Gone to the casino, boss!
- This is unheard of! IN work time?
- Yes, boss. But this is the only chance to balance the annual balance!

One government organization An old accountant worked. I've worked there for a lot of years already. The employees noticed one strange thing about him - when he sat at his desk, he always moved the drawer a little and constantly peeked in there, but as soon as he approached him, he immediately closed it. This terrible secret I just tormented everyone - what is he hiding there?! Finally the time has come for retirement. They escorted him out, noted him - and everyone ran to the table to see what he was hiding there. They open it - and there is a small, dirty piece of paper: “Credit by the window, debit by the wall.”

A young accountant gets a job.
The chief accountant gives her the task:
- And don’t be mistaken, please count this amount twice.
After a while she comes up to him and says:
- I counted it ten times!
- Well done! I love diligent workers.
- All ten results are written down here.

Advertisement in the newspaper about the search for a chief accountant: “Chief accountant urgently required! Preferably with knowledge of accounting.”

Tax Inspectorate. Due time annual report. The lathered chief accountant comes out of the inspector's office. He sighs with relief: “I passed...”. Voice from the queue: “Let me write it off!”

Chief Accountant company suffered from insomnia for a long time and decided to see a doctor.
- Doctor, I can’t sleep at night.
- And you, when you can’t sleep, try counting elephants to fall asleep. The chief accountant sighs heavily.
- That's the point, I've already tried it. Only if I make a mistake, then I spend three hours looking for the mistake.

The agenda for the meeting was:
1. Accountant Ivanov criticizes the director.
2. Farewell to accountant Ivanov.

There is a tax audit at the enterprise. Everything is correct, there is nothing to complain about. The accountant is happy! Tax inspector too:
- You are fined! - !?
- For mocking the tax inspectorate.

Conversation between two accountants:
- My dog ​​reminds me of our tax inspector.
- ???
- He is constantly digging for something, while looking at me with intelligent eyes and cannot explain anything.

Eternity consists of reporting periods......

An employee who has just received his salary tells an accountant:
- You didn't give me 20 dollars!
- Everything is correct, but last time they gave you 20 dollars more, why were you silent then?
- Because if you make one mistake, you can close your eyes to it, but two is too much!

A man comes into the accounting department and asks:
- Tell me, do they pay salaries here?
- Yes. Here.
- Hello, my last name is TOTAL.

A novice accountant, after two days of fruitless attempts to manually balance the balance sheet, looks up from his papers and says: “This is necessary! My numbers don’t even match mine!”

The boss talks to his accountant:
- Listen, you have been working in my company for more than 10 years and have never asked for a salary increase. What kind of shady business are you doing here?!

A taxi driver I know said: “If a taxi is called at three o’clock in the morning, and everyone is SOBE, that means they are definitely accountants!”

In the company, at the height of the working day, wild screams are heard, guys in camouflage and masks rush in. Everyone is cheating, there is a cry: “Lie down, this is a robbery!” The chief accountant, sinking to the floor: “They scared me, but I thought it was the tax police...”

Tax Inspectorate about accountants: “And yet they move around!”

Conversation between the children of the “new Russians”:
- Yesterday I got onto my dad’s computer, there’s such a crazy game called “1C Accounting”, I reached the third level.
- So what is next?
- Then they crushed me with taxes.

What is your profession? - I am a Master of Black and White Accounting!

In a court. A charming blonde accountant is asked:
- Do you know what you are entitled to for such actions?
- I know. The director said, a piece of bucks and a fur coat

April... Quarterly report in full swing...One chief accountant calls another chief accountant:
- Hello!
- Hello!
- So, how are you?
- Thanks, everything is fine!
- Oh, sorry, it seems I got into the wrong place...

Accountants don't die, they just lose their balance.

An accountant checks the bills that an employee brought back from a business trip:
- What is this astronomical amount?
- Hotel bill.
-Who authorized you to buy the hotel?

Armenian radio is asked:
- How to explain to an accountant what a bit is?
- Elementary - this is a byte minus taxes.
- How can I explain to him what a byte is?
- Elementary - explain to him 8 times what a beat is.
- How to explain what a kilobyte is?
- It's too long to tell...

The son reads a book and asks his accountant father:
- Dad, is “The Inspector General” a comedy or a tragedy, I don’t understand something.
- If the auditor is your own, son, then it’s a comedy, and if it’s a stranger, then it’s a tragedy.

An accountant comes to get a job. Fills out the form. There is a question: “Have you ever been under investigation?” He writes "no". The next question in the questionnaire is: "..and why?" He writes: “Never got caught!”

The great master cast the Tsar Bell. Then the tax inspector came and cut off 13%. It turned out as always: although nothing works, it’s fair.

Songs

Accountant
[A. Apina - V.Okorokov]

I'm tired of singing about this foreign country.
I'll put on felt boots and a red coat.
I'll go and visit my favorite capital.
At least no one will recognize it in this form.

I'll take my gentleman with me for a walk.
He knows all my songs by heart.
Not a foreigner and not the son of a millionaire.
He's a simple accountant, so be it.

[Chorus]
Accountant, my dear accountant,


And there will be happiness if there is peace in the soul
Accountant, my dear accountant.
That's how it is, so simple.
Accountant, my dear, my dear accountant
But dear, but all mine.

Arriving at a cold and dusty office.
Lay out the paper folders on the table.
Rolls Soviet shag into a tube
And he will think only, only about me

His working day is almost over.
But the debit and credit were not reconciled.
He doesn't care about it, just day and night
I sang this song about him

The accountant's anthem - The accountant is smart!

There is neither day nor night before the report
For relaxation, fun or sleep...
Such meticulous work
As if given as punishment!
You should be a lawyer and a programmer,
Sometimes a psychologist has to...
Yes, you need to be a talented artist,
To combine a whole swarm of professions!

Chorus: The accountant is smart,
Working hard
He loves precision
Knows how to count money!
Everything that is planned
Of course it will come true!

A wise leader knows:
An accountant is your right hand!
It clearly reflects the fact of work
And he knows how much, for sure!
Will be able to calculate the budget in detail,
Project profitability in advance.
His work warms like the sun...
An accountant will never let you down!

Chorus.
Just look how beautiful it is
The wizard writes music from numbers!
Vocation is life force,
Capable of turning the whole world upside down!
May the Almighty God protect you
And the New Century will favorably accept...
Stability and support for Russia -
Accountant, you are a great man!