Act one
Maryushka sits sadly on a stump. Vanya runs out with a bouquet of flowers.
Maryushka: Vanechka!
Vania: Marya! These flowers are for you.
Maryushka: Vanya, I love you so much. But you'll probably marry some princess
Vania: Maryushka, you're just like my dad. He also says that I will marry some princess. And I don't need a princess. I need only you. (takes Maryushka by the hand). I want to make you a marriage proposal. Oh, what kind of ring is this (looks with surprise at Marya's hand). Are you married?
Maryushka: This is a magic ring.
Vania:(disappointed) You're married to a wizard.
Maryushka: Vanechka, it's just a magic ring. I'm Mary the Artisan. Well, look, let me show you. (waves hand) Oooh! (points to where flowers appear on the ground)
Vania Q: What about the offer?
Maryushka: So, wait, I need time to think. I thought: I agree!
Vania: Maryushka! (joyfully)
Action two:
Royal
Castle
The king sits on the throne, the princess stands next to him. Vanya runs.
Vania: Dad! I have wonderful news for you. I'm ready to get married.
Tsar: Good! I just found you a bride. From a noble family.
Vania: I want to marry a completely different girl.
Tsar: Is she a princess?
Vania: (embarrassed) No.
Tsar: So you want to marry this one (points to the princess)
Vania: Dad, you understand. It doesn't matter to me whether a girl is rich or poor, noble or commoner.
Tsar: (interrupts Vanya) I understand you are that age now. By the way, she speaks three languages: Russian, Old Russian and non-chronic Russian.
Princess: Am very sorry
Tsar: Here, you see, he speaks Albanian
Tsar: Well, let's go for the children! Everything! You're marrying a princess!
Song (king)
Vania: (sighs) Dad, why don't you want to at least meet Marya?
Tsar: Well, OK. Call her.
(Maria enters)
Maryushka: Hello, Your Majesty! (bows)
Tsar: Hello. So, who are you?
Maryushka: Marya the Artisan.
Tsar: If Marya loves you SO much (turns to her son), let her get it ... let her get it ... (whispers to the princess: She already got me) FEATHER! Firebirds. It is said to make everyone happy. If she gets the firebird's feather, then both you and I will be happy. And if you don’t get it ... (shrugs his hands) Pffhe ... That's how creative I am.
Act three: (forest)
Three heroes look into the distance, putting their hand to their foreheads with a visor.
1st hero: Where is this artist? Promised to be at noon. How long will we still be steaming in chain mail? A? It's hard to stand without horses. Horses would be right now!
2nd hero: We don't have horses. And why? (grabs the 3rd hero half a hand). And all because someone gave them to the Gypsies last time.
1st hero: What do you say? (gives him a kick)
3rd hero: (trying to translate the subject) Oh, boring! Or maybe let's go destroy the koshchei
1st hero: What for? He's also immortal.
3rd hero: And let's compare the strength of the heroic?
1st hero: Is it enough for you last time,
2nd hero: Well, clarify.
3rd hero: Throw clubs up, whoever returns later, he won.
2nd hero: You know, but I like it. Come on, I-I-I ... They fly well.
(Marya comes out wiping her tears with a handkerchief)
3rd hero: (noticing Mary) Oh! Finally, there is someone to help.
1st hero: Here! Another thing! Well, girl, well, red?
Maryushka: I'm in trouble! I love the prince. And the king, his father, ordered me in three days to find the feather of the fire bird, which brings happiness. Otherwise, he will marry my betrothed to an overseas princess. Bogatyrs! Help me get the firebird's feather!
1st hero: Where can I find this firebird?
2nd hero: Question.
1st hero: Answer.
2nd hero: If the feather of the firebird brings happiness, then you need to look for it from someone who is happy.
All three heroes: Well, let's go!
1st hero: Let's hit the road
Sing together: And for you dear
There is a field post
Forward the trumpet is calling
Action four:
Royal Palace
The princess is sitting on the throne. The king stands behind, leaning on the back of the throne.
Tsar: Well, what are you, my golden sun? So why aren't you getting ready for your wedding?
Princess: (in a tearful, capricious tone) Why should I prepare for the wedding? This Mary will go right now and find this firebird feather.
Tsar: Well, find it. Well, I'm the King, I gave my word - I'll have to keep it.
Princess: Here!
Tsar: Listen, I drove through the forest here just now. Look at the advertisement they gave me the floor of the horse.
Princess: (sighs enthusiastically).
(Baba Yaga appears, circling around herself)
Princess: (jumps up with fear) Oh!!!
Woman-yaga: Chula-macula, chula-macula chula-macula (on the last "chula" sits on the throne). Good evening. I'm listening.
Tsar: Well, for Baba Yaga, you look good.
baba yaga: That's what it says. Is this a radio?
Princess: Never mind
Baba Yaga: Well, what did you want?
Princess: I have a competitor. Marya.
baba yaga: Marya is the one in the red-white sundress and kokoshnik?
Princess: She is the best.
Baba Yaga:(takes out playing cards and takes them in his hand like a fan) Right now we go to the search engine. Stop Mary. (reads) So, stop a taxi, stop a nosebleed, stop hair loss. No guys, I can't do that. She is in the company of three heroes, and this is completely different money.
Tsar: Yes I agree! For any money.
baba yaga: (continues to look at the cards) So, they're not going anywhere from us. All the paths in the forest are enchanted, all lead to visit me. So it will destroy them - a purely technical moment.
Action five:
Baba Yaga: I feel the heroes are coming. You need to have time to prepare a delicious yaga potion. Subdues the will, I want to laugh, laugh. I would drink myself. You can't, you can't. Let them just drink - they will go crazy.
(The 2nd and 3rd heroes come out.)
2nd hero: Hello, Baba Yaga.
3rd hero: We are Russian heroes.
Baba Yaga: Seriously? So, maybe a tea for the acquaintance?
1st hero: No, we're on duty.
Baba Yaga: Uuuuu ... Some of you are strange, like non-Russians.
3rd hero: Excuse me, do you have a single or double oven?
Baba Yaga: Sick question. The stove is single, I would like a double. But… Not fate. (Tries the potion) Well, let's get acquainted. Mage-professional Veronica Chakra. Well? Shall we open our third eye? Girls, kikimoras, come to me!
Song.
1st hero: Eat well!
baba yaga: (carries a potion on a tray) So what? For beautiful ladies?
3rd hero: Yes, there are no beautiful ladies here ...
baba yaga: Pah! Such a negative went! Ugh! I can not!
2nd hero: And where is our Maryushka? (calling) Maryushkaa...
(Marushka appears)
baba yaga: Ouch! (examines Maryushka) How pretty! And the hand is so cute! (takes Mary by the hand). It's all so delicious! I would have eaten it! So it would gobble up!
Maryushka: (smiling at first, dumbfounded tone) What?!
3rd hero: Grandma, let's just don't threaten, okay?
Baba Yaga:(letting Maryushka go and stepping aside) Oh! Well, I joked like a forest. What did you want, huh?
Maryushka: Grandmother,
baba yaga: What kind of grandmother am I to you? What did you want to ask?
Maryushka: Can you tell us where we can get the firebird feather?
Baba Yaga: Lord, yes, I can just tell you. The magic feather of the firebird is in the possession of my half-brother, the Nightingale the Robber.
2nd hero: At the nightingale?!
Baba Yaga:(boastfully) He is now a pop star, he sings songs. The happiest. He has a feather. (Referring to the ball) Say yeaaa (yes). She said.
3rd hero: It's all good, but here's how we'll go without horses.
Maryushka: And you take my magic ring. It is worth turning it - it will immediately transfer to the right place. And if necessary, your image will change. (gives the ring to the heroes)
3rd hero: Thank you Mary! Well, what's on the way?
2nd hero: Let's hit the road.
Baba Yaga: Please, let's call. Nothing if the potion didn't work. My brother the Nightingale the Robber will definitely finish them off. (turns to the ball) Say stupid.
Action six:
Three heroes appear in front of the nose of the Nightingale.
nightingale sings
Nightingale: O! Grateful viewers! (whistling)
1st hero: What are you whistling about?!
2nd hero A: There will be no money.
Nightingale: Oh! How much do I have to whistle so that I don't have money? Ahahaha. I am the golden whistle of all Russia! I am the people's Nightingale of Darkness. I am the unsurpassed, magnificent Nightingale the Robber!
3rd hero: Just like that and unsurpassed?
Nightingale: Yes! What can I tell you here. Let me give you a better whistle! (whistling)
1st hero: (to other heroes) Listen, in my opinion, it’s not scary.
2nd hero: Absolutely!
Nightingale: Well, did you like it?
1st hero: Well, in general terms, with reservations - Yes
Nightingale: Well, you have to pay for the pleasure. Take off your chain mail, those helmets of yours.
1st hero: Yes, I'm like you right now!
Nightingale: Well, try.
1st hero: The first one went!
(the nightingale begins to whistle, the third hero tries to approach the nightingale, cannot stand it and falls, the nightingale laughs contentedly)
1st hero: The second went!
(the nightingale begins to whistle harder, the second hero lasted longer than the first, but still fell, the nightingale laughs out loud)
Nightingale: Well, no one can resist my whistle.
(the nightingale begins to whistle with all his might, the first hero does not feel anything, the nightingale is in shock)
Nightingale: Why don't you fall?
1st hero: You see, as a child, a bear stepped on my ear. Since then I have been hard of hearing. And the bear is lame.
Nightingale: Oh! How nice, how happy. (fallen heroes get up). I'm so happy to see you here!
1st hero: What are you happy about?
Nightingale: Like what? Tomorrow they will write in all the annals that three healthy men beat a young talented Nightingale the artist. And the people love it. It's a scandal! An increase in fees! The forest will make noise all year long! HAHAHAHAHA
1st hero: I do not understand what he is talking about. No, well, I don't understand. You tell me, do you have a firebird feather?
Nightingale: What? Firebird feather? No, there never was.
2nd hero: Ha! What a twist!
Nightingale: Why do you need it?
3rd hero: Yes, the wedding here is one in jeopardy.
Nightingale: Wedding! So you are at the right place! I am the best wedding artist, and in general, unlike many others, I never whistle to the soundtrack. Yes, I have the simplest rider. Just twelve year old mead and apples.
3rd hero: Lightly salted?
Nightingale: Rejuvenating! And where are the best rejuvenating apples made? In Paris! With such beauty, everyone is absolutely happy there.
2nd hero: Are you happy? It is interesting. So the firebird is nearby.
1st hero: Let's find the firebird, get him these rejuvenating apples.
3rd hero: Well, to France?
1st hero: In her, dear. (twirls the ring given by Marya)
Act seven
yard
The heroes are in musketeer costumes. They look at their clothes in surprise.
1st hero: I did not understand who we have become?
2nd hero: (stunned) Ilyusha! Priests!
3rd hero: (also dumbfounded) Ambulance!
1st hero: And this, what is this? (examines the sword) Toothpick chtol?
2nd hero: In my opinion, a weapon.
3rd hero: Look! (points to the side where the musketeers are fighting
1st hero: Look! What are they doing, huh? Aaaaay. Mozht help?
2nd hero: Why, Ilyush? Let's go from here. We are in another country. We don't know why they fight. Maybe he started first (points to D'Artagnan)
1st hero: (thoughtfully) Not good ... Well, four to one, well, not fair. We are Russian heroes. And Russian heroes don’t even abandon non-Russians. Went.
(heroes approach D'Artagnan's opponents from behind)
1st hero: Hello! Guys! Well, this ... they fled (hitting two with swords on the head, and they hit the other two fall) Well, something like that.
Action eight:
Maryushka and Baba Yaga are standing in the forest. Baba Yaga waves her arms around Maryushka, as if conjuring.
Maryushka: It's only been a few hours since we've been together, and I already miss Vanechka so much.
Baba Yaga: Right now, right now, right now, right now ... I'm working.
Maryushka: What are you doing?
Baba Yaga: What I do, I do the work. You are all packed. Op! (pinches Maryushka on the stomach)
Maryushka: Oh!
Baba Yaga: Chakra of cheerful life. Hehe. Right now, I'll show you one thing. Watch and be surprised. (opens a laptop lying on a stump) McDub!
Maryushka: Oh, where did you get it from?
Baba Yaga: I had students. Here's what's left of them. I'll show you right now. Right now, I'll register you on the site "odnoskazniki" (pokes at the keys of the laptop). Do you have any smart idea?
Maryushka: Of course, measure seven times, cut once...
Baba Yaga: (types something again) So, Opa! Look. I liked this phrase Brave Little Tailor and Cannibal Yasha. (Maryushka looks at the screen in surprise) Well, try it yourself!
Maryushka: what to try?
Baba Yaga: (interrupts) Don't be afraid! Write what's the weather like...
Maryushka: So... Well, that's stupid...
Baba Yaga: Yes, okay, write: what's the weather.
Maryushka: Right now ... (spreads her fingers over the keyboard) So, good, and I'm good, a. (Spelled)
Baba Yaga: (reads from the screen) Vasilisa the Beautiful: You are beautiful!
Maryushka: Oh! Just liked.
Baba Yaga: Yes, write, write ...
Maryushka: Oh! Zmey-Gorynych asks for friends three times. Why three times? A! Because he has three heads (during this phrase, without looking up from the screen, he takes his laptop and leaves) Interesting!
Baba Yaga: Hahahaha! Everything! We have lost Maryushka!
Action nine:
french palace
King: My queen! Where did you leave last night? I was looking for you in the chambers. You weren't there!
Queen: Ha! Your Majesty, I went to your quarters. You weren't there either.
King: Well, well, but at night! I once again came to you at night, I thought since you must sleep, then you are in your chambers.
Queen: Well, you know, sometimes I feel SO hungry at night. I went to the kitchen, there was a piece of "Napoleon" cake.
King: My queen: I remind you once again that only "Louis the Fourteenth" cake should be eaten in my palace. Well, in the morning! In the morning, sorry, late for breakfast.
Queen: All right. I wasn't hungry. And when I got hungry, I immediately went down to you.
King: Well, then tell me where are your diamond pendants that I gave you for your birthday.
Queen: Do you want to know the truth?
King: Yes, I want to know the truth.
Queen: They were eaten by moths!
King: hahahaha, what mole?
Queen: Diamond!
King: I know! Don't lie to the king! I'm sorry, they're at the Duke of Buckingham's!
Queen: What nonsense! Why does Buckingham need women's pendants?
King: I don't know what's going on there in England. My queen, tonight, at the ball, I wish to see you in my pendants.
Queen: Your Majesty! But there will be many other people there! Can I wear something else besides pendants?
King: You can. But pendants, my queen, must be. Necessarily.
(Queen sighs, rolls her eyes, fanning herself)
Act ten:
yard
1st hero: (examines the fallen musketeers) I don’t understand why they are fighting with these skewers. Why are there no normal weapons? The sword is there, the club.
D'Artagnan: Thank you for your help! Gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself, D'Artagnan!
1st hero: Dartagnan...
2nd hero: Armenian! Therefore, it is understandable why they fight with skewers.
D'Artagnan: I am a young musketeer from Gascony!
3rd hero: Why young?
d'Artagnan: The devil knows. Ask the women. By the way, for the first time I see that they fought with swords like that. What brings you here? Lord.
1st hero: Yes, we are looking for a firebird and rejuvenating apples.
D'Artagnan: I can't say anything about the firebird, but the queen has rejuvenating apples! I'm in a hurry to deliver diamond pendants to her, but all the canals and roads have blocked the canaldia of this Little Red Riding Hood.
2nd hero: Is the queen threatened by a little girl?
D'Artagnan: No, Little Red Riding Hood is a Big Boy! Cardinal!
1st hero: so, maybe we can help?
D'Artagnan: Gentlemen! I consider it an honor! And as the Musketeers say, one for all ...
All together: And all for one.
Song.
Action eleven:
French palace. Music sounds. The queen is dancing.
Cardinal: Queen, my devotion to you knows no bounds.
Queen: Your impudence knows no bounds! What were you doing yesterday under my balcony?
Cardinal: Me? Prayed...
Queen: At one in the morning, with a guitar and with the words "My Bunny"?
Cardinal: All right! I prayed for your favor. Well, give me a dance!
Queen: (bounces in horror) No!!! In addition, there are terrible rumors about you. That you have two illegitimate children!
Cardinal: All right. I'm a holy father!
Queen: Well, besides, you are already good enough for my father
Cardinal: What is, is.
Queen: Cardinal, I understand that this is due to your machinations. The king demands a pendant from me.
Cardinal: What are you doing! (grins)
Cardinal: Well, so be it, today I will not say anything, but you know! It's only because of my love for you, my queen!
Song
Action twelve:
yard
D'Artagnan and three heroes fall out
D'Artagnan: My queen! I have pendants!
(Queen runs out)
Queen: Thank you, D'Artagnan. Now I'm saved, When the king sees the pendants, he'll know I'm completely honest! And I can safely go to Buckingham. And who are your helpers?
D'Artagnan: These are my friends! Ilya Muromets, Dobrynya Nikitich and Alyosha Popovich
Queen: Strange Names
D'Artagnan: You can call them Ilyos, Dobranis and Popos. They are looking for rejuvenating apples.
Queen: Oh! This is for me! I have the Best rejuvenating apples in Paris: Daytime, Nighttime, For the contour of the eyelids!
1st hero: I'm very sorry, but do you have a firebird?
Queen: And what kind of firebird?
1st hero: They say it brings happiness.
Queen: Oh, where does my happiness come from? My happiness is in London.
2nd hero: Why don't you go there? All ours are there.
Queen: How can I? The cardinal blocked all ports. Should I dig a tunnel under the Channel?
3rd hero: Well, heroes, let's help the overseas queen, huh?
2nd hero: What will we give a shovel?
D'Artagnan: My friends, I have heard that there is a Sultan in the East who has a flying carpet. If we get him, the queen will have no problem, business class will get to her lover.
1st hero: What kind of sultan? Why don't I know about it?
2nd hero: I also heard about him. He has a huge harem.
3rd hero: So, the Sultan is probably the happiest person in the world. So he must have the Firebird.
1st hero: So, I summarize. Go to the Sultan. Oriental man, he will get us everything. And the carpet is the plane and at the same time the firebird. (Turns to D'Artagnan) See you friend (twirls the ring)
D'Artagnan: See you friends! We will meet, we will definitely meet!
Action thirteen:
Royal Palace
Vanya: Dad, why didn’t Maryushka please you? Why did you send her for the firebird's feather?
Tsar: Yes, forget you this unfaithful Mary!
Vanya: What?! Why unfaithful?!
Tsar: Faithful would not have left in an unknown direction with some three men.
Vanya: You know...
King: Well, wait, sit down (seats the sons on the throne), talk better with our overseas guest (points to the princess sitting next to)
(the king leaves)
Princess: I really want to put on a white wedding dress and veil as soon as possible.
Vanya: I do not advise the white color to make you fat. (With contempt)
Princess: Well, nothing, but do you like me?
Vanya: No
Princess: And so (turns the other side)?
Vanya: I'm still scared. Dad?! (jumps up from throne)
Princess: Silly, you don't know what you're missing.
Song (Princess)
Princess: (approaches Vanya) Well, Ivan, will you marry me?
Vanya: I'm getting married ... Marya (leaves)
Princess: King!!! Tsar!!! (sits down on the throne)
(king enters)
Princess: He refuses to marry.
King: What do you mean refuses? I gave birth to him, I marry him! Let's deal with competitors. Where is that damn Yaga?
(includes Baba Yaga)
Baba Yaga: No offense please!
King: Well, what about the heroes?
Baba Yaga: All is well with the heroes.
King: (shouts) WELL, what does good mean?! When I cry on the contrary, for everything to be bad!
Baba Yaga: I say that everything is fine, because everything is bad!
King: Here! Then good. But it doesn't hurt to check.
Action fourteen:
Sultan's Palace
Bogatyrs appear in wigs and women's, oriental clothes. (all heroes speak in squeaky female voices)
1st hero: And what is this happening to us?
2nd hero: Che is with us? This is nightmare!
3rd hero: This is my favorite size.
1st hero: Of course, a nightmare! Turned into girls!
2nd hero: A nightmare not in this sense, but in the fact that we are in the same dresses! Ouch! Che is true? Just a minute as a woman, and already thinking about the outfits.
1st hero: Everyone pulled themselves together!
(heroes leave
(the sultan and accompanying person arrive)
Sultan: Well, what's the news in my harem?
Emnukh: Oh, yes, everything is as usual. Your beloved wife is crying that you do not love her. The other laughs at her. The third complains that she has nothing to wear. The fourth one broke your favorite jade vase. The fifth does not talk to the sixth. The seventh got into a fight with the eighth. Ninth has a headache. And by the tenth, my mother arrived.
Sultan: Ooooh! Mum.
(the sultan and leave, the heroes come out)
Baba Yaga appears
Baba Yaga: Chula-macula, chula-macula, chula-macula (circling around subya)
1st hero: Hello.
Baba Yaga: Oh! Hello, brutals (laughs at their clothes) HOhohooooo!
1st hero: Why is Marya there?
Baba Yaga: Preparing for the wedding.
1st hero: How?
Baba Yaga: Combed her hair in the morning, drank glisse, sits in the forum of brides. I didn't interfere with her.
3rd hero: And why are you here?
Baba Yaga: And my eye opened. Third. I felt that you need my help, hehehe.
2nd hero: Why do we need help?
Baba Yaga: You are with such appearance, with such a gait, with such faces, you will immediately fail. You will be bought immediately. Gait! How do you walk! Everyone will splurge, tie into a knot and walk like a tattered old shoe.
2nd hero: Do we really walk like that?
Baba Yaga: Yes, yes, handsome. Yes. And how we walk, beauties .(music sounds) Here everything is free, everything is free here, the leg is free, from the hip, you go freely and everyone is free! And you need one thing to please the Sultan.
2nd hero: Well, what do we need to please the Sultan?
Baba Yaga: I'll tell you, I won't hide it. Belly dance.
3rd hero: Well, we have bellies, we'll come up with a dance.
(dancing in front of the Sultan) Song.
Baba Yaga: God, the dance is terrible. Now they are definitely being executed. (sighs) Kind of a pity. Dobrynya seems to be fine and Alyosha ... No-no-no Baba Yaga said Baba Yaga did it.
Sultan: Deception! Deception! What a belly dance! This is some kind of belly dance! Guard!
1st hero: But I would not call the guards if I were you.
Sultan: Why?
1st hero: But because we are Russian heroes. We can get rich.
Sultan: What do you want?
2nd hero: We heard that you have a carpet plane.
Sultan: Ha! Yes, I have a whole garage of these aircraft carpets!
3rd hero: And you are also a happy person. So you have a firebird feather.
Sultan: Am I a happy person?
3rd hero: Well, yes. You have a whole harem!
Sultan: A whole harem? Yes, this harem is from the word grief. I already have a headache from the phrase “Head hurts”. I have 122 shampoos in my bathroom and one small bar of soap is mine. And then everyone uses it. That's what it means one man in a women's team.
1st hero: Really feel sorry for the man.
Sultan: You say happy! Feather of the firebird! I don't have any firebird. But I have a self-assembled tablecloth.
3rd hero: What other brank.
Sultan: Yes, not a brank, but a self-brand.
Sultan: They say that on the island of Buyan, Tsar Saltan has such a special squirrel that extracts golden nuts, and in those kernel nuts there is a pure emerald. This is happiness! Yes, I would give my entire garage of aircraft carpets for this squirrel!
2nd hero: Opa!
1st hero: So that's who has the firebird then!
2-bogatyr: To Buyan!
(spin the ring)
Action fifteen:
Buyan, palace
1st hero: and so, friends, we are on a rampage. I heard somewhere that the local people here speak in verse.
2nd hero: Wow! What a miracle!
3rd hero: Friends, over time, everything is bad.
1st hero: Well, go ahead! Let's find Saltan, he is listed as the king ...
2nd hero: Bayana!
1st hero: Buyana!
(heroes leave)
Tsar Saltan, Skomorokha and people
The people clap their hands (in this case, the audience), Saltan sits on the throne
Buffoon: (cheerfully) Elisha barely sang to us, then it will be more fun! Clap honest people! The squirrel sings songs!
(squirrel sings) people clap
Buffoon: The squirrel sang a song to us, and now such a thing from the overseas palace, three singers are performing!
(heroes speak)
Action sixteen:
Royal Palace
The king sits on the throne, the princess nervously walks from side to side.
Princess: Well, where is this one, how is it there, well, this one, well ... (Baba Yaga comes out) Oh! So what about the rich?
Baba Yaga: Everything is in order with the heroes. They are either in the dungeon, or in a barrel of hot water: doy.
Tsar: Do they accept a bathhouse?
Baba Yaga: Lord, I speak with BOILING WATER, with boiling water!
Tsar: Ahhh, Is it like a hunchbacked skate? Will they come out of boiling water even stronger?
Baba Yaga: Oh! King, how funny. Look (takes out a plate with an apple, puts it on the table and starts twisting the apple around the plate) I'm showing you. Let's look here.
King: (looks at the plate) Yes, you are a hack! Not only did they not disappear, they also sing songs.
Princess: (looking at the plate) And dancing!
Baba Yaga: Yes, they sing and dance songs, I'm to blame, I'll fix it. Witchcraft is a matter of life. And from our company a bonus is an inflatable owl.
Act seventeen:
Buyan, palace
Bogatyrs approach Saltan
1st hero: Can I immediately switch to prose?
Saltan: You sang beautifully, ask what you want.
3rd hero: Tsar Saltan, We are looking for the firebird. We look you are a happy person, so you have a firebird.
Saltan: Am I happy? Yes, soon the guests from overseas should arrive, but there is nowhere to settle. All the chambers on Buyan are sold out.
1st hero: We understand the problem of the "winter games". And that you don't have builders to build new chambers?
Saltan: There are builders, only they know how to talk in a three-story iambic.
1st hero: I have an idea: how to help you.
Saltan: Well
(The first hero twists the ring in his hand and all three go aside so that no one sees them. Turning the ring turns into three pigs)
2nd hero: Ilyush, what did you think? Who are we now?
1st hero: We are three little pigs. We will build.
Baba Yaga appears.
Baba Yaga: Chula-macula, chula-macula, chula-macula (suits to Saltan)
Saltan: Who are you?
Baba Yaga: I'm the matchmaker Baba Babarikha, sea buckthorn Micha dashing Pah!
Saltan: Ahhh, it’s immediately clear that it’s not local.
Baba Yaga: I'm from Guidon. They have been on the road for three days, hungry, and will arrive soon.
Saltan: (jumps up) Already?! (sits back on the throne) What will I feed them?
Baba Yaga: They love pork, for the second pork, for the third ... Oh, I forgot, such a fatty ... Pork! I hinted well (points to three piglets standing approaching Saltan).
(Baba Yaga leaves)
Saltan: Dear, we have problems.
1st hero: But we don’t. What problems? The house is ready.
Saltan: The house is ready, but there is nothing to feed the guests. From food only pork.
1st hero: So ...
3rd hero: Ilya, something I don’t like these hints of his.
2nd hero: I understand that you need a self-assembled tablecloth. Any dishes that you order appear on it.
Saltan: And drinks?
2nd hero: And drinks.
Saltan: And after 11?
2nd hero: And after 11.
Saltan: (gets up) I offer an agreement. So you give me a self-assembly, I give you a magic squirrel. (Sits back)
All heroes: Good!
(bogatyrs step aside)
1st hero: So what do we have for the firebird?
2nd hero: Well, since anything can be ordered on this tablecloth, then the firebird too.
1st hero: It is logical.
3rd hero: And where can I get a self-assembled tablecloth?
2nd hero: And you need to take the self-assembled tablecloth from those. Who loves to eat well. That is, three fat men.
3rd hero: Ilyusha, turn the ring.
1st hero: No need to teach me!
Act eighteen:
Royal Palace
The king sits on the throne. Near Baba Yaga
King: Well, what about the heroes?
Baba Yaga: Ahahaha, you will laugh, but I made cutlets out of them.
King: In a figurative sense?
Baba Yaga: Not directly. So the king, please pay me off for the work.
(Baba Yaga and the Tsar are talking quietly)
Vanya on the other side sits in front of a plate
Vanya: Plate, show me my favorite. She needs to be saved!
(Vanya jumps up, the princess comes out and stops him)
Princess: Dear, you know, I looked at the list of guests for the wedding and I'm not happy with everything. Take this Puss in Boots for example. Well, of course I don't mind, but let's ask him to wear something else besides boots. Hihihi. And here is this Princess Nesmeyana. So who invited her? This is dreary sadness, no fun with it. I cross out. And this Ivan the Fool, huh? Forgive me, he is your nephew, some kind of grandchild, you will have to invite him so that he is not offended.
(Vanya does not see the princess yet, moves back, but the princess catches him)
Princess: Honey, where are you going?
Vanya: Ah, I wanted to go try on a wedding suit.
Princess: Well, go try it on ... (Vanya runs away) So I believed you!
(Baba Yaga sits on the throne, counts the money, the king comes)
King: So stop! Stooop!
Baba Yaga: So, what's the matter?
Tsar: Bogatyrs are alive!
Baba Yaga: How alive, who said?!
King: The plate showed. So the contract is liquidated due to non-fulfillment of the obligations assumed. Money will have to be returned
Baba Yaga: Yes, I will turn these heroes into compote!
Act nineteen:
Castle of the Three Fat Men
Three heroes at the laid dinner table. Look around.
1st hero: What, what, what is this?
3rd hero: Where are we?
1st hero: Is it really in the castle of three fat men?
2nd hero: What is it with us?
1st hero: It looks like we ourselves have turned into three Fat Men.
3rd hero: Probably, this is a self-assembly tablecloth (points to the tablecloth with which the table is set)
Cook 1: Here you are, you're hungry so quickly. I didn't even expect. By the way, you seem to have even recovered hiheh!
Cook 2: We are now preparing a festive dinner for our hungry Three Fat Men.
2nd hero: Please don't call us Three Fat Men. This is not politically correct. Just call us: Overweight Three.
1st hero: And what kind of holiday?
Cook 1: Well then! Finally, the doll of the Tuqi heir has been repaired and delivered to the palace.
Cook 2: By the way, the Key (shows a huge key). You can wind it up yourself after dinner. (gives the key to the heroes).
1st hero: (examines the key) Why, what can you do.
Cook 2: (interrupts) Quiet, quiet. Don't waste your energy talking. You are in for a great meal.
1st hero: From! This is what he said well.
Cook 2: Set meal number 2, please.
Cook 1: Bon appetit.
3rd hero: And what to do with it?
1st hero: Let's eat this, order the firebird. For the sake of Maryushka, you will have to go to these, in general. inhuman victims. Go wash your hands. (get up from the table and leave)
Baba Yaga appears, she sneaks so that no one can hear her.
Baba Yaga: All the heroes have come to an end (sits down at the table). I will feed them like my dead fifth husband. Ahahaha. So the tablecloth, quickly nineteen servings of set lunch number three and compote. So, you have 10 seconds. (leaves).
Dishes appear on the tablecloth
Action Twenty:
Maryushka is sitting on a stump, with a laptop on her lap.
Vanya runs out.
Vanya: Maryushka! Maryushka, I saw what they did to you and I will save you. Maryushka? (trying to get her attention: waving his hand in front of his face, turning his face towards him) It's me Ivan.
Maryushka pays no attention and starts typing something with even greater enthusiasm.
Vanya: What did they do to you? (desperately)
On the other side of the forest, Baba Yaga and the princess.
Princess: Aaaaaaaa!!!
Baba Yaga: Why are you shouting like that in the forest?
Princess: Yes, she stepped on a hedgehog. Aaaah! You look, (points to Marya, circling and running around, worried Vanya) what this prince is doing. It will still be mine!
Baba Yaga: (she spread out the cards in a fan and looks at them) He will be yours and not once, and not two, and not three.
Princess: Eeeeeee. Tell me, what about the heroes?
Baba Yaga: We look (both look at the cards). Well, look how the map is laid out! Well, beauty!
Princess: Yes? Is it beauty?
Baba Yaga: These heroes are up to the firebird like on a mortar to the moon. So Vanya is yours. Tap dance!
Princess: Ahhh! Thanks!
Baba Yaga: As my school friend Tiny-Khovroshechka used to say: “Thank you, you won’t smear it on a bun”, princess. You will throw me a bridal bouquet at the wedding.
Princess: Oh! And that's it? And I got scared!
Act twenty-one:
Tolstyakov Castle
Three heroes sit at the table and eat food served with a tablecloth.
2nd hero: Wow, they went to wash their hands!
3rd hero: And what to do?
1st hero: And what to do? All of this will have to be used.
(continue to eat)
(cooks come in, only empty trays and plates on the table)
1st hero: (wipes his mouth) Well, not bad, huh? Seems like they did it.
Cook 1: I got it! You are not real Fatties!
2nd hero: how did you guess?
Cook 2: Well, first of all, you finished everything, even compote. And the real Fatties never did that.
2nd hero: And secondly?
Cook 1: And secondly, there are real fat men coming.
(Three Fat Men with huge bellies come out)
3rd hero: (whispering) Ilyusha, what are we going to do?
1st hero: Right now, purely according to the situation.
Fat Man 1: Oh, how hungry I am!
Fat Man 2: Hmm, I bet. We haven't eaten in half an hour.
Fat Man 3: What did you eat for the third breakfast?
Fat Man 1: 20 partridges, 10 hens and 3 lambs!
Fat Man 3: Are you on a diet?
Fat Man 2: Oh! Who's that? (points to heroes)
Cook 2 A, And these are our new ... new ... Waiters!
Fat Man 3: Looks like they're new. They are so skinny!
Fat Man 1: Bring us lunch!
Fat Man 2: You know what, honey. Give us some sushi!
Cook 1: With fresh fish?
Fat Man 2: Well, of course, with fresh fish, fresh meat, sausage, pancakes and borscht, jam. In general, carry everything you have.
Cook 2: Will be done!
1st hero: And how much will they eat?
Cook 1: I don't know, at least 10 hours.
2nd hero: Ahhh, everything is gone! Again, we will not have time to get the firebird by the deadline.
3rd hero: We need to distract them from food.
1st hero: And how? How?
3rd hero: I think I have an idea.
1st hero: What is there again?
3rd hero: No, no. (shows a key from under the table) (turns on a doll standing against the wall, the doll sings)
(fat men dance with the doll and she takes them somewhere)
3rd hero: Well, it's time to do what we came here for. Here is a self-assembly tablecloth (all the plates have already been removed from the table, a tablecloth is spread on it). Ilyusha, come on.
1st hero: I want a firebird.
(a firebird appears on the table and the hero pulls a feather out of it.
(clock strikes)
2nd hero: Do you hear? It's already noon.
3rd hero: we have very little time left. We must have time to return to Marya before the appointed time.
1st hero: (in a calm tone) I know what to do, I know. (twirls the ring)
Getting to each of the heroes, they bring him what they promised and receive what was promised in exchange.
Act twenty-two:
Baba Yaga: My girl, now nothing threatens your wedding with Ivan Tsarevich. She promised - she did. (princess rejoices)
(heroes sneak up behind)
Baba Yaga turns and notices the heroes.
Baba Yaga: The guys are back! I surrender, I confess. Truth. Well, it's not me, I was forced.
1st hero: Who made you?
(the heroes left the feather on the stump, and the princess, noticing it, took it)
Baba Yaga: You don't know them
(the princess examines the pen with a sly look)
1st hero: Well, you tell me.
Baba Yaga: Money.
1st hero: Opa! Here you are, try it, eat it (gives you a rejuvenating apple from the basket), maybe you will look younger, and at the same time you will become kinder.
(Baba Yaga shakes her head)
Baba Yaga: No, no, I ate, thank you. I don `t need it
(princess, while no one sees, leaves with a feather)
1st hero: It is necessary, it is necessary (puts an apple into the hand of Baba Yaga)
Baba Yaga: Goodbye old age (bites) (braids appear on her head) Ah! It's a different face! It's like 350 years ago! Men, what are we doing tonight?
1st hero: He is busy (points to the 3rd hero), I am monstrously busy, this is free (points to the 2nd hero)
(1st and 3rd heroes leave)
Baba Yaga: Well, how are you?
2nd hero: Good.
Baba Yaga: Will you go to the wedding with me?
2nd hero: I'll go. And as who?
Baba Yaga: As my Bogatyr-friend.
(Baba Yaga and the hero leave)
Maryushka is sitting on a stump with a laptop on her lap, Vanya is next to her, watching her and what she is doing. Suddenly, Vanya kisses Marya on the cheek, and she "comes to life". Marya looks around.
Vanya and Maryushka sing in the palace.
Act twenty-three:
Royal Palace
Vanya and Maryushka enter, holding hands. The king sits on his throne and jumps up at the sight of them.
Vanya: We're back!
King: My children! Forgive me (bows low)
Vanya: Dad, I love Mary and I want to marry her.
King: I agree.
(the princess runs in with a pen in her hands)
Princess: Wait, wait. How come? I have the firebird's feather, so the prince must marry me.
King: Well, what does the pen have to do with it?
Princess: We agreed.
King: Three heroes made so many people happy without any pen! The main magic is love! Everything else is nonsense!
Princess: (starts to cry) What should I do? I sewed a white dress, bought a nightgown, what should I do?
(includes Baba Yaga)
Baba Yaga: What do you want?
Princess: I want a groom.
Baba Yaga: We'll do everything right now, calm down.
Princess: I need him to be rich, handsome and ... and ... and strong!
(Baba Yaga leaves, the 1st hero enters)
1st hero: I apologize, I will try to express myself clearly and intelligibly. When I saw you for the first time, everything was like that... here... and everywhere... not only... but... literally... I summarize: heart, boom boom boom. In general, love, in my opinion.
Princess: I understand, man. How are you doing with real estate?
1st bogatyr: There is a furnace for real estate, age 33, privatized.
Princess: And I see you nothingoooo.
1st hero: Thank you, touched, did not expect.
King: Great! So we will have two weddings.
(includes Baba Yaga, 2nd and 3rd heroes)
Baba Yaga: No, three.
2nd hero: Eh, hmm, maybe.
Baba Yaga: I said: "Three", it means THREE.
2nd hero: Well, three, so three. Are you Alyosha?
3rd hero: I'll go look at the bridesmaid.
(Marya and Ivan stand embracing, the 1st hero and princess hold hands)
King: My friends, and I have a toast! Marya and Ivan, you proved that neither wealth nor origin matters for love. Baba Yaga and Dobrynya, you proved that all ages are submissive to love. Princess and Ilya Muromets, you proved that love can come suddenly. And Alyosha proved, you haven't proved anything yet. In general, we have three wonderful holidays today.
Characters: Queen Agripina (Grunya) just often gets sick with the flu all the time, coughs, is bandaged ...Under the song "Heroic Strength" three heroes go to the stone.
Ilya:(Reads the inscriptions on the stone)
“You will go to the right - to be married”, “To the left you will go - to be rich”, “You will go straight - to be smart”.
My friends, shall we go straight?
Alyosha:
Heroic science -
This is the right word, boredom!
I don't want to join this network
It's better to watch telly!
Ilya:
What do you want, Alex?
Tell us quickly!
Alyosha:
They told me that in the play
The classic spoke about the rake.
The guy's name was Mitrofan,
Complete, they say, blockhead ...
But I'm sure of one thing -
It was a smart idea.
I like his idea:
Don't study, get married!
Ilya:
If there is a desire to marry -
Go hunting
Put provisions in a backpack,
Put the explosives
In a makeshift rocket
And ... let her go around the world.
Where the rocket will fall
An explosion will occur immediately.
There will be a noticeable place
Look for your bride there.
(The heroes disperse in different directions, Alyosha remains on stage, Baba Yaga runs out to the music)
Modern Baba Yaga:
What, boy, can't you figure it out?
Cover the lower jaw
Gather your spirit!
If I am queen
Let me fall in love with myself.
I want to have doha
On eider down,
And one more from a mink,
To ride downhill in winter,
And also from sables,
For me to be nicer to everyone.
And a coat of ermine -
I saw, leafing through a magazine,
And from black-brown foxes,
To fall from top to bottom
Fox jacket,
To be in furs to the end.
I also want a necklace
Cardinal Richilie
And Indian earrings
So that in the ears, and in the nose a little.
And we will have a process
How do you give a Mercedes
"Opel" - go to parties,
"Zhiguli" - so only in the bathhouse,
Okay, I'll give you a Toyota -
You will go hunting!
I will be strictly, without blat
Control your salary.
I find out - no pennies,
I'll drive you out.
Don't frown on your face.
Give me the ring
Like you wanted to get married?
Alyosha:
Not! I want to study now!
I'll throw myself at Ilyusha's feet,
I beg him for help
Let him send for training -
I don't need fun!
(Dobrynya and Ilya go to the stone)
Ilya:
Let's serve people faithfully!
Let's go straight, Dobrynya!
Dobrynya:
No, Ilyusha, I'm going there.
I will never go.
I want to live richly
Mountains of silver and gold
I'm going to mine.
Me to the left.
Ilya: Well, who knows.
If you return alive
We'll see you again.
After all, wealth is not always
It brings us to good.
(The heroes are leaving. To the music, he enters the stage with a bag of gold
nightingale the robber)
Nightingale the Robber:
Hello, my beautiful Knight.
What quieted down like a rainy day?
Have you come for wealth?
I look - not dusty.
Shall we measure our strength? Well hold on!(Whistle)
( The nightingale whistles. Dobrynya resisted. Picks up a bag of gold. Gets on a horse and tries to leave)
Nightingale the Robber: Stop!
Aha! caught up with you!
Get ready, friend, for the mortal slaughter!
Dobrynya:
I'm not afraid of you, villain.
(They fight to the music, Dobrynya wins. During the battle, Baba Yaga steals gold)
(To the song "Heroic Strength" all the heroes meet at the stone)
Ilya: Well, my friends, are you ready to serve the Russian people faithfully?
Ready to reap the rewards of learning?
Dobrynya and Alyosha: Ready!!!
Leading:
And the Bogatyrs of the Russian Land began to carry out military service for the good of the Fatherland and in the name of teaching.
(The whole team comes out to the music. Bow to thunderous applause)
Comic scene "Three heroes"
Merry miniature, created based on the fairy tale "Three heroes". The entire RTF part of our KVN team (except for Roshchupkin) had a hand in its creation.
Two heroes on "horses" come out. "Horses" are also characters. They are actors on all fours dressed as horses.
First hero: Well, where is this alcoholic?
The third hero comes out. With an umbrella, and on a colorful horse.
First hero: Well, do not see help?
Second hero: Nothing is visible
Third hero: I see, I see ... The girls are swimming in the lake! (gets hit in the neck) Serpent Gorynych, come out - we will fight!
First hero: This is not the Serpent Gorynych! These are Tatars.
Third hero: Oh, and I see so many heads. So, who is the boss there?
First hero: There they are - sitting in the very center, s-s ... falcons!
Second hero: Right now, I'll cut off the heads of these falcons!
Third hero: Don't get excited, Ilyusha, maybe we'll agree, we'll take the girls.
Second hero: I will not go to my sister Alyonushka!
First hero: Why?
Second hero: She has a goat brother!
First hero: Where then?
Third hero: To the girls on the lake!
Second hero: To the old women in the cemetery.
First hero: Oh, look, Baba Yaga is flying.
(plywood sounds "I'm a crow")
Third hero: I flew to Zmey Gorynych. She has an affair with him in the middle head.
Second hero: It used to be on the left.
Third hero: And she confuses left and right, so she chose the middle one. Only now, when she kisses, it seems to her that someone is spying on her.
First hero: Confuses left and right. Do you know where the left is?
Third hero: I… Musik, show me where to the left. Well, show me... Musik, don't embarrass me in front of the boys.
First hero: Oh, protector.
Third hero: Yes I?! Yes, I am a protector! I can't even get a mouse between my legs.
Second hero: Of course, you have a horse between your legs.
Horse of the first hero: Think about it, they called him a woman!
Horse of the third hero: I am not a horse, I am a horse. Isn't it noticeable?
Horse of the second hero: They can't see from above. Oh, look, the Serpent Gorynych is flying.
(Plywood Vysotsky "I am a YAK fighter ...")
Horse of the third hero: And he has an affair with Baba Yaga with an average head.
Horse of the first hero: It used to be like that on the left.
Horse of the third hero: And he is not greedy
Third hero: Why is he on the roundabout?
First hero: Yes, I got stuck on a pole.
Second hero: I'll unhook him right now!
Dragon:(behind the scenes) - What are you, a fool, in the kidneys?!!
Third hero: Guys, what happened to me. I scored, so yesterday the arrow with Avdotya from Ryazan in the evening in the hayloft. I come, and there ... And there ...
First hero: Who, who is there?
Horse of the third hero: Who, who! I'm in a coat!
Third hero: Imagine, this mare put on my trophy coat and looks so brazenly in the mirror!
Horse of the first hero: Stunned!
Horse of the second hero: Wow!
Horse of the third hero: And why, over there at Ivan Tsarevich Sivka walks in a cloak, well, I decided to try.
Thu, 11/09/2017 - 20:03 | administrator
Department of Education of the Administration of the Yemanzhelinsky Municipal District
MKU DO "DDT" Scarlet sail " Yemanzhelinsky municipal district of the Chelyabinsk region
Holiday scenario: "Russian heroes"
Teacher of additional education
Lamtyugova O.D.
PURPOSE:
- To form an idea of the heroic past of the people Ancient Russia, great Russian heroes - defenders of the Russian Land;
- To instill a sense of pride in the heroic strength of Russia, respect for Russian soldiers, a desire to imitate them;
- Develop speed, agility, strength, endurance;
- Create a positive emotional mood, cheerful, cheerful mood.
HOLIDAY PROCESS:
To the song "Bogatyrskaya power" "A.N. Pakhmutova. girls enter the hall, and the boys stop in the center of the hall.
Child: Dear dads, grandfathers
We welcome you from the bottom of our hearts.
Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day
We hasten to congratulate you all.
We wish you health
Strong for many years
And with all my heart today
Helmet to you festive ... ..
All children: Hey! (children sit down to the music)
The leader is the princess.(Says words to background music In ancient, ancient times, the first Russian defenders, glorious heroes, protected their native land from enemies. Many feats of arms on the account of the heroic! There is much to learn and envy. That is why today, after many years and centuries, on the eve of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, we decided to remember with you about military deeds, about heroic honor, about brave courage. To good people we listened so that our fellows would reflect and show themselves, and most importantly, so that Russian glory would not fade for centuries.
And now I suggest you take a short journey into history and turn into epic heroes!
The leader is the princess. The peace of all cities and ancient villages
Guarded the patrol of epic heroes.
Let those days have passed, but glory to you,
The heroes who did not give Russia to the enemy!
“Heroic music” sounds, Ilya Muromets enters the hall with a spear and a sword. He walks around the hall, stands in the center.
Ilya Muromets: Hello good people! A deep bow to you from us, Russian heroes and from me personally, Ilya Muromets! How we tried in our time, glorified the Russian army! And they fought with Miracle Yud, and with the Nightingale the Robber! We were not afraid of anything!
The leader is the princess. And where are Alyosha Popovich and Dobrynya Nikitich?
Ilya Muromets: At the outpost they remained to defend the Russian land. Yes, there are not enough of us heroes, so we decided to call other good fellows to help us. Show your heroic strength and valiant daring!
Are you ready for heroic competitions? (children answer)
And before the start of the test, I command you to take an oath!
Boys "heroes", pronounce an oath, repeating the words after the hero. (To the music)
The leader is the princess. And you, beautiful girls, take care of the young heroes, help with a kind word, and if necessary, help out!
Ilya Muromets: Here is the quiver (shows). It has arrows in it. I will award arrows to the winners of the competitions. The detachment with the most arrows, I will take into my squad. To begin with, greet each other, glorious squads.
Team greetings.
"Knights": Knights in the ranks of a single
Everyone is friendlier and braver.
And for a fair fight
We call heroes!
"Bogatyrs": Everyone wants to win
And there are no weaknesses in the team!
From the brave heroes
Glorious "Knights" - hello!
Ilya Muromets: For starters, the youngsters need to warm up.
The leader is the princess. The day before, you met with epics. Now let's check if you remember them well.
Warm-up "Quiz"
- What Russian heroes do you know? (Ilya Muromets, Dobrynya Nikitich, Alyosha Popovich, Svyatogor)
- Where is Ilya Muromets from? (from the city of Murom, the village of Karachaevo)
- Who gave Ilya Muromets the treasure sword? (Svyatogor)
- What made Dobrynya Nikitich famous? (defeated the Fire Serpent)
- What family is Alyosha Popovich from? (priest, priest)
- What does the name Dobrynya Nikitich mean? (Dobrynya - kind, great)
- This is a defensive weapon. During the battle, the warrior covers his body with it. (Shield)
- The weapon is not easy to pick up, not just pick up and hold in your hand. It was easy for them to take their heads off their shoulders ... (Sword)
- What prince did these heroes serve? (to Vladimir)
- Which of the heroes bore the nickname "quiet"? (Nikitich)
- Who did Alyosha Popovich fight? (by Tugarin the Serpent)
- What was the name of the horse of Ilya Muromets? (Burushka)
- What is the headdress of a hero called? (Helmet)
- What is the name of the heavy armor woven from metal rings that protected the body of the hero? (Mail)
- The main weapon of the Nightingale the Robber. (Whistling)
- Not winged, but a bird, as it flies, it whistles. (Arrow)
- Which of all the heroes was a hero-plowman? (Mikula Selyaninovich).
- What was the name of our country before? (Rus)
An arrow is awarded to the winner.
Ilya Muromets: Now you can move on to the competition.
The leader is the princess.
Here are the obstacles on the way!
They are hard to get around!
Gotta jump hard
But don't break the barriers!
1 match. "Ride on a horse" (
to music)
Obstacles: for each team, medium-sized modules are placed - mountains; skittles-trees in the distance. It is necessary to overcome the "mountain", to jump between the "trees". Each participant is given a "horse" (a stick with a horse's head).
Ilya Muromets: What is a hero without a horse? It is necessary to pass obstacles on a horse and return back. Pass the baton to another participant.
An arrow is awarded to the winner.
2 competition. "Name the weapon"
Ilya Muromets: I want to test your mind and ingenuity. This fun is difficult, so smart girls can come to the aid of young heroes.
(Children from two teams take turns calling the weapons shown in the pictures held by Ilya Muromets and Princess). An arrow is awarded to the winner.
3 competition. "Make up a shield"(to the music)
Leading Princess: From the cut parts you need to make a shield. Team of 6 people. An arrow is awarded to the winner.
Ilya Muromets: And now I will test you for dexterity, for valiant strength.
4 competition: "Mace Fight"(to the music)
Leading Princess:Participants from two teams stand in the hoop and try to push the opponent out of the hoop with a mace made of cloth and cotton. An arrow is awarded to the winner.
5 competition "Who is stronger" (arm wrestling for dads or push-ups - who is more).
The winner gets an arrow.
Leading Princess: I think that our good fellows need a little rest. And so that they do not get bored, our red girls will amuse them with a perky dance.
Russian dance performed by girls.
Ilya Muromets: For a long time, heroes fought with evil spirits. And, come on, guys, whose hut is this? (children's answers) hut - hut turn your back to the forest, and your front to me.
Baba Yaga leaves the house to the music.
Baba Yaga. Something smells like Russian spirit! Look how many good fellows wandered into my forest! Well, tell me, where are you from and where are you going?
Leading Princess: Hello Baba Yaga! You'd better feed us, give us a drink, mend our clothes. The path is not easy for us, and then I would have asked questions.
Baba Yaga. Oh, sorry old, irises. How can I feed and drink everyone? There are so many of you, but I am alone.
Leading Princess: Baba Yaga, look how many assistants are sitting (points to the girls), they will help.
Baba Yaga. And what do you know how to do, beauties?
Leading Princess: Yes, everything that a girl is supposed to be able to do: weave, darn, cook cabbage soup. Their mothers taught them everything. Girls, show Baba Yaga what you are good for, but help her.
6 competition for girls "Collect the fish".An arrow is awarded to the winner.
Baba Yaga. And they really do everything. Thank you, beauties, helped the old woman. But I also want to test good fellows. Well - tell me, what mode of transport do I use? ( answers)
7th competition "Running in bags".An arrow is awarded to the winner.
Baba Yaga. Oh, you are my falcons, but evil is in the chest, and the chest in the dense forest hangs on a tree, on a wide oak tree. Two roads lead to this oak. One is long, but safe, and the second is short, but with obstacles and trials.
Ilya Muromets: We are not afraid of difficulties, show where the short road is, we need to hurry.
8 competition "Cross the swamp."
Baba Yaga. Here's a swamp on the way
Do not pass, do not pass. You will cross the swamp, and there you will be within easy reach of the treasured oak. Good luck and my time is up. (leaves)
Children break into 3 people and stand on the bricks. They take the second brick and move on to it, thus moving to the other end of the room. An arrow is awarded to the winner.
Leading Princess: And one more test. We want to see how friendly you are. After all, it is not in vain that they say: one man is not a warrior in the field. 9 competition. "Tug of War"(Without music)
An arrow is awarded to the winner.
Ilya Muromets: Well, I was convinced that you are not only smart, but also strong. So it's time for the next test. Defeat Koshchei. To defeat Koshchei, you must first find his death. Where is she? Right! In an egg. Where is the egg? (in chest) And where is the chest? (on oak)
Here is the mighty, cherished oak. And on it the chest hangs high. We just can't get it. Let's try to knock him down with balls.
"Who will bring down the chest." One participant from each team. ("Hit the target." Participants need to hit the target with a dart from a certain distance (darts game). Each participant has three attempts.) An arrow is awarded to the winner.
In the chest - 2 children's eggs for the game and 1 large - a ball, a knitting needle, a surprise, sweets and medals.
10 competition. "Carry the Egg" (to music)
(Children should carry a tennis ball in a spoon to the rack and back.) An arrow is awarded to the winner.
Leading Princess: That's where the suffering ends
And big challenges!
And with the desired victory
Knights are going home.
Praise their people honest!
And the beautiful girls
Sing great masters
They are met at the gate
And start a round dance.
Children perform Russian nar. song "Soldiers - brave kids"
Leading Princess: It's time for Ilya Muromets to sum up the results of the competition, to count the arrows received. ( We count arrows with the children).
Ilya Muromets: That's what, well done, I decided that I would take both of your detachments to my squad.
The leader is the princess.
Congratulations guys!
You deserve an award!
Hand out sweets and medals to the music for children.
Ilya Muromets: Once again, thank you, well done, for your faithful service, and you, girls, for not forgetting your heroes, helping them in difficult times! Farewell, good people, it's time for me to go. (goes to the music).
The leader is the princess.
Defenders of our beautiful country
You are dear to us and desperately needed.
Let there be prosperity on your table,
May peace be strengthened in our land!
The children prepared gifts for our dads. (Give gifts to the music)
All the very best to all!
General photo for memory.
Hall decoration: In the middle of the central wall is oak (organza crown).
Paper chains, cat toy. In front of the oak at the very top is a cardboard chest. There are candies in the chest. On one side is Baba Yaga's house.
Equipment: maces, a quiver with arrows, a sword, a shield or a spear for a hero, modules, skittles, 2 horses, pictures with armor, Shield puzzles, 2 children's tables, 2 chairs, 2 plates, 2 maces, hoops, 2 buckets with fish and fishing rods, rope, bumper bricks for crossing the swamp, 2 bags, 2 tennis balls and spoons. Chest, fishing line, chains, cat (drawn), organza fabric (oak crown). House on chicken legs. Emblems for teams. Candies and medals.
Preliminary work: learning musical material, watching cartoons about heroes, talking about V.M. Vasnetsov’s painting “Heroes”, reading books and explaining to children the concepts of why a helmet, club, maces, spear, armor, sword are needed and how it differs from others, scabbard, zbruya on a horse and other incomprehensible, and not familiar to children words and concepts ...
Appendix
The wordssongs "Soldiers - brave kids"
Soldiers, brave kids,
Where are your grandfathers?
- Our grandfathers are glorious victories,
That's where our grandfathers are!
Soldiers, brave kids,
Where are your sisters?
- Our sisters are pikes, sabers are sharp,
That's where our sisters are!
Soldiers, brave kids,
Where are your wives?
- Our wives - guns are loaded,
That's where our wives are!
Soldiers, brave kids,
Where are your kids?
- Our children - bullets are our marks,
That's where our kids are!
Soldiers, brave kids,
Where is your glory?
- Our glory is the Russian state,
This is where our glory is! ..
At any school party dedicated to the holiday Patronymic Defenders Day, in addition to traditional congratulations and gifts, as a surprise from girls or friends, as well as in order to make an interesting eyeliner under competitive program or an entertaining number, musical or theatrical skits will always come in handy.
W collected here sketches for February 23 for schoolchildren different ages that will fit well into the program of this holiday
1. Scene for February 23 for schoolchildren "Three girls under the window"
(three girls in Russian-folk costumes are sitting)
Leading: Three maidens by the window[
Dreaming in the evening..
. 1st girl: Hurry to get married
Tired of the girls right already!
2nd Maiden: Just for anyone
I wouldn't go out!
3rd Maiden: I'd go for a businessman
Like a stone wall!
Mom would love a son-in-law
But where can you get this?
1st Maiden: Well, I'm sure
I'd marry a sailor!
And while he was swimming in the sea,
I would live without knowing grief!
2nd Maiden: There are no sailors now
It's just a rarity!
That would be to marry the military -
Strong, extraordinary!
I would be happy
With a guy strong as a rock.
3rd Maiden: We were dreaming girls...
Crushed all the guys
They would lie on the couch
Yes, enjoy football!
Leading: Oh, this youth
All of you are unbearable to get married!
May I get into the conversation?
I know where the guys are!
Not one, not two, not three...
Maidens (in chorus): Where is it?! Speak!!!
Leading (points to the young men sitting in the hall):
Look here:
Here guys anywhere!
Not warriors - so what?
Each stately and good!
One per sister...
1st Maiden (points to one of the guys): Chur, I'll take it!
2nd Maiden (points to another) I liked this one!
3rd Maiden (on the third): This one made me smile!
Maidens(together): All the guys are good,
Just a feast for the soul!
Leading: Girls, you are almost right - today is a holiday, and this is a holiday of our wonderful men! Strong, brave, stubborn and self-confident. Therefore, let's congratulate them with all our hearts, and the way to the heart of men lies - you know - through the stomachs! (Girls invite everyone to a tea party or a banquet)
2. Scene for younger students "Bogatyrs".
(perhaps this scene will become the basis, like "Thirty-three heroes", written for kindergarten graduates)
Leading: Do you know, of course, who defended our Russia in ancient times, who are the heroes of Russian epics?
(Children answer).
The song "Our Heroic Strength" sounds, music. A. Pakhmutova, lyrics by N. Dobronravov.
Enter Ilya Muromets with spear and sword. Walks around the hall, stands in the center.
Ilya Muromets:
I am from the city, from Murom.
From the village of that Karacharov.
And my name is Ilya Muromets
(gives bow).
I stood for Russia for many years and winters,
Sparing no effort and time.
So that Russia never, for all time,
There was no one to fight, to ruin.
And who remembers the names of my friends who fought with me for Mother Russia?
(Children answer: Dobrynya Nikitich and Alyosha Popovich!)
Ilya Muromets:
That's right, here they are!
Alyosha Polovin and Dobrynya Nikitich enter to the music.
Alyosha Popovich:
I am Alyosha Popovich by name, from Rostov the Great City. And my friend - Dobrynya Nikitich!
Nikitich:
Prince Vladimir of Stolno-Kiev once gathered the heroes for a feast and gave instructions.
Ilya Muromets:
I - in the field with enemies to fight.
Alyosha Popovich:
I have to collect tribute to the prince.
Nikitich:
And he sent me a tribute overseas to conquer.
Ilya Muromets:
To fulfill all the orders, we must be strong, dexterous and courageous.
Well, brothers? Shall we show our heroic strength?
Leading:
But don’t you look, heroes, at our good fellows and beauties!
Ilya Muromets:
With pleasure.
(Children play games and contests together with the heroes).
Ilya Muromets:
So, are there good fellows among you, ready to show their boldness? Come out together, brave! (calling 5-10 people each to their team).
The bogatyrs hold the "Remote fellows" competition, which consists of 3 tasks:
1. The task of the participants is, without exchanging a single word or sound, to stand in a line, according to the descending size of the shoes.
2. Participants are blindfolded. Without seeing, they should line up in order of height.
3. Each team depicts a functioning mechanism (for example, a car, a vacuum cleaner, a computer), and all team members must be involved.
The winners of the Bogatyrs are awarded with sweet prizes and diplomas of "Remote fellows".
3. Scene for February 23 for high school students "Bogatyr and Serpent Gorynych".
(Show the scene in costumes and in a good mood).
(Ilya Muromets is thinking, the Serpent Gorynych comes up to him with three heads ...)
Dragon: Ilya Muromets, do you know that we have boys, today is a holiday - February 23?
Ilya Muromets: It's you Gorynych kid, and I'm a man - defender of the motherland.
Dragon: Ilya, can I also stand here .. with you, protect ...?
Ilya Muromets: Wait until..
Dragon: Something is quiet ... it can call the enemies, but the two of us beat them like that ...
Ilya Muromets: Enemies are those who themselves come and do evil, and the rest are opponents ...
Dragon: Ilya, and you know, I became a vegetarian ... now I only eat cabbage ..
Ilya Muromets: So what?
Dragon: nutritious ... Ilya, maybe let's go to the village, the girls are walking there ...
Ilya Muromets: I'm married...
Dragon: And what do you want to give you on February 23?
Ilya Muromets: Binoculars to look at the country, see the adversary from afar ..
Dragon: I want binoculars too...
Dragon: Look, someone is running - the enemy is probably ...
Ilya Muromets: No, these are eleventh-graders running to school to congratulate their boys ...
Dragon: And something is running somehow in a jump ...
Ilya Muromets: It's so cold...
Dragon: Look at the enemies!!! and war paint...
Ilya Muromets: Yes, these are girls from the 10th grade, they run to school, they are also smartly dressed ...
Dragon: Ilya, what are they doing there at school?
Ilya Muromets: Concert...
Dragon: Yes, I'll go and have a look too...
Ilya Muromets: You look there...
Dragon: Of course of course...
Ilya Muromets: Oh, SMC, they write, they invited me to the holiday, how can I not respect .. I'll go ...
(Source: tca77.narod.ru)
4. scene
There are three girls on the stage.
Girl 1: So what are we going to give? (everyone thinks)
Girl 2: No, why should we give them something every year?!
Girl 3: Do they give us?
Girl 2: Mimosa and Alpen Gold are not a gift, but a mockery. Moreover, in our country it is “International Women's Day”, i.e. for all women. And they have "Defender of the Fatherland Day". And which of them served?
Girl 1: Yes, guys are generally lucky in life. You can walk in clothes and shoes until they break, and not until a new collection appears.
Girl 3: Manicure can be done for free and with teeth.
Girl 2: The belly is not a reason for depression, but a sign of masculinity!
Girl 1: To calm the nerves, you do not need to make an appointment with a psychotherapist, you just need to sort out the carburetor.
Girl 3: If you came to work in a different outfit than yesterday, everyone understands that today is your birthday.
Girl 2: You don’t know how much bread, cheese and sausage cost, but at the same time you have all this at home.
Girl 1: You can open a can with a knife. Then take the crumb, dip in oil - that's it, dinner is ready!
Girl 3: Girls, okay. that we attacked them. By the way, being a man is not only “pluses”, but also hard work.
Girl 2: For instance?
Girl 3: For example, when buying sneakers, you need to choose such a style so that later you can go to the theater and to your birthday (everyone nods in understanding).
Girl 1: What will we do with the gift? As usual: shaving foam and lotion?
Girl 2: No, if a man has a lot of accessories in his cosmetic bag, then something is wrong with him, but if there is only one toothbrush, you are a brutal kid. Let's give them toothbrushes.
Girl 3: And most importantly, our love (draw hearts in the air).
5. Musical scene for February 23 "How my mother saw me off"
Characters:
Vania
Mum
Grandmother
Sister
Laptop and here is a bottle of kvass (bottle with pacifier)
Mum: Don't forget to take your first aid kit with you.
Come back soon as a hero.
Father: Honestly, you serve everything there, learn
So that your family can be proud of you.
(song "Slavyanka". Grandmother baptizes, mother cries, father hugs, sister kisses. Leaves through the hall)
6. comic scene on February 23 at school "I need a man!"
(Baba Yaga comes to find a man - a protector)
Leading: Oh, and whose grandmother are you? Did you visit your grandson for the holiday?
Baba Yaga: No, I'm nobody's grandmother, I'm Baba Yaga, I came to pick up a man for myself, they say men, so I'll pick myself up
Leading: Why do you need a young man? What kind of grandfather would you choose?
Baba Yaga: I need a defender to save me from the Serpent Gorynych, I gave Koshchei from the gate
Leading: And who will marry you willingly?
Baba Yaga: Yes, why should I have a husband, I'm not looking for a husband, but a protector to guard me, I'll tie him up and be under supervision. And then the Serpent Gorynych has already overcome, walks every day and says, Chob poured his potion for him, otherwise he will confuse my legs in the hut ..
Leading: Baba Yaga, yes, our guys are young, but strong, they will not sit on a leash, they will break free even worse than it will be with the Serpent Gorynych
Baba Yaga: What am I to do, poor thing?
Leading: Look for yourself a protector in overseas countries, maybe there, who is meek and gets caught
Baba Yaga: But I don’t know languages, I lived all my conscious life in the forest
Leading: Here is a phrase book for you in several languages ( donate a book) and about the Snake, we advise you to contact the police ..
(leave)
Calling Commission. There is a long line in the corridor of the military registration and enlistment office, consisting of future defenders of the Fatherland. The queue moves slowly, somewhere in the tail between the two conscripts Vasily and Eduard a conversation arises. Vasily is a simple Russian guy from the outback, and Eduard is a representative of advanced youth, the son of wealthy parents.Edward (referring to Vasily): Well, bro, do you think they will take you into the army?
Basil: The doctor said: "Healthy as a bull!"
Edward: Have you tried "mowing"?
Basil: Yes, every summer I mow, I'm already tired, so I decided: it's better to go to the army for two years, to relax.
Edward: Right! I think so too! What is your name?
Basil: Vasya.
Edward: And I'm Edward. Listen, Vasya, where do you work?
Basil: Yes, I play music in the club.
Edward: Cool! I also work as a DJ in a nightclub. And who are your ancestors? I mean, what do parents do?
Basil: Father is a brigadier.
Edward: Brigadier? My father also has his own team. Listen, and who does he go under?
Basil: under the chairman.
Edward: Something I have not heard of such an authority. Listen, I still have a brother.
Basil: And I have, he grazes cows and heifers.
Edward: What are you! My brother also grazes heifers on Tverskaya. How are you on the personal front? Dude, in the sense, is there a mare?
Basil: There is! Only she is in Lately barely walks.
Edward; Why?
Basil: Yes, I drove her! And recently he also beat him with a whip.
Edward: Well, you're a maniac! And why didn’t your relatives smear you? Probably problems with grandmothers.
Basil: Well no. I never had any problems with grandmothers, they love me.
Edward: It's good when there is cabbage, by the way, where do you store it?
Basil: In the bank.
Edward: That's right, it's more reliable, now there are so many goats divorced who are greedy for someone else's greenery.
Basil: Yes Yes! We had one such goat!
Edward: Why was?
Basil: Yes, my father and I killed him.
Edward: How did they score?
Basil: Yes, they killed it for meat.
Edward(scared): For meat? Well, family!
Basil: Look, this line never seems to end. And I'm already hungry, maybe we'll go somewhere?
Edward(in hysterics): Not! Do not! Just not me! Save!
Edward runs away. Vasily, perplexed, remains alone at the tail of the line.
Basil: And how do they take such psychos into the army?
8. Scene - a monologue for February 23 for schoolchildren - "Insidious dating site"
(a high school student enters the stage, sits down at a laptop and at the same time talking on the phone with a friend)
Offstage voice: It's no secret that schoolchildren are now the owners and creators of many sites, who have this hobby, who have their first attempts to do business ... A scene about one grief, the administrator of a dating site.
Healthy, well, I made a site ... dating, no one just goes ...
- What am I doing? Every day I go, I look - no one is registered ...
- Why add it yourself? And then people will immediately come to the site? Will they meet? Business you say...
- Well, okay, let's try ... Here I am writing, strong, muscular, handsome ...
- And a photo, what to add?
- Any?
- I added a photo of Tarzan
- Let?
- And also... added... a girl... look at the link (pretends to send)
Yes, I don't know who it is...
- What about Peskov in a concert costume?
- Okay, I'll add...
- Wow, look! Someone went to the site, writes something ...
- Wow, wants to meet... with me.. (is reading) I'm Paris Hilton - added a photo...
- Now I’ll write that I also liked him ... and let him tell about himself ...
- That writes?
- He writes why there are so many mistakes in every word that I had in Russian ...
- I answered him that Russian is bad ...
- Noticeably - he writes, there are several errors in each word ...
- I wrote to him that this is how to get acquainted with American women ...
- Oh, look, someone else is writing ..
- The girl writes.
- That writes? He writes that I'm some kind of stunted ... but a muscular handsome man wrote ... but it's not my fault, maybe Tarzan is in the photo as a child?
- I read one more message and that's it ...
- There is a military man in the photo .... with whom he wants to meet there ...
- WAAAAA!
- What is it, he writes, waiting for me at the military registration and enlistment office for a medical examination, in the spring in the army.
- No, I’m satisfied, I just didn’t expect that via the Internet ... they would send me ... a summons ...
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