The development of artistry in children is one of the great ways to identify them, to determine the direction in which it is better to develop their creative potential. Does the child like to copy the behavior of acquaintances and friends? Arranges whole performances in the yard, gathering numerous spectators? Do you often sing and gesticulate?
Small theatrical performances, including short and funny children's skits, can be organized even at home. And if someone's birthday is foreseen, then mini-sketches will be great entertainment for everyone who comes to congratulate the birthday man.
Mini shows for kids
Usually children join the game with pleasure, they like to transform, copying adults, they accurately notice various nuances in the behavior and habits of people they know. Selecting scenarios for children's holiday you need to pay attention to the following points:
- The younger the participants, the shorter and simpler the skits should be.
- It is advisable to diversify the repertoire as much as possible: choose not only skits-parodies that are offered for children of any age, but also skits-riddles, skits-quizzes.
- If possible, hold one or two rehearsals before the start of the performance, tell the child how best to introduce the character he will play.
- If possible, try to use attributes that will make the production more colorful - costumes for actors, scenery, items necessary in the course of the action. You can and should involve children in making decorations - this will also give them a lot of pleasure.
Scenes from everyday life
Children are happy to participate in staging performances, showing funny cases from their daily lives. Here are the simplest and shortest of these scenes.
How many legs?
This scene requires two actors: a boy and a girl. Its plot is quite simple, so it can be successfully played in front of children 4-6 years old.
Mom (girl) came to pick up her baby (boy) from kindergarten. She is in a hurry, so she sits him on a chair and starts dressing him quickly.
He takes the shoe in his hands and says:
- Raise your leg, son.
The boy obediently raises his right leg. Then mom says:
- No, give me another one.
The son raises his left leg. Mom, looking at the shoe, understands that the right leg was still needed, but automatically repeats:
- No, son, give the other leg.
Then the boy says indignantly: “Mom, but that's all! My legs are over, I don’t have others!”
This scene is good not only for a fun plot. When it is over, you can discuss with the children why the mother could not explain to her son what kind of leg she needed. How would it be more correct to build a conversation so that everyone understands each other the first time?
Whose pants?
Two actors will be involved in this scene - an older girl (teacher) and a younger girl (kindergarten pupil). The age difference is an optional condition for young actresses, you can just pick up a girl taller and smaller.
However, it is important to pay attention to the nuances associated with the characteristics of the roles of young performers, because this will make their performance more believable and memorable!
Kindergarten. Children dress up for a walk. The teacher helps little sluggish girl Katya get dressed. Katya tries to put on trousers, and she does not succeed. The teacher begins to help her. When the trousers are put on by joint efforts, Katya suddenly reports:
“These aren’t my pants…”
The teacher, expressing her indignation as much as possible, begins to pull the trousers back from the baby. This takes some time. After waiting for the teacher to finish undressing her, Katya decides to clarify:
- These are the trousers of my sister, Sveta, they are warm, and my mother always puts them on me when it is very cold, like today ...
More scenes and ideas
Additional scenes for small children's plays and sketches can be found in books on acting. They contain not only the scenes themselves for short productions, but also teach the intricacies of children's stage skills, which will help stir up children, develop intelligence and memory, open them Creative skills, will help to put the child in competent speech, and will teach them to express themselves through creativity.
- This book will help you "Children's Theater Repertoire: Sketches and Miniatures" by Yuri Dunaev
- We can also help you organize a children's party. game books, creative competitions, theatrical performances - in the corresponding section of the online store "Labyrinth".
Scenes from the life of schoolchildren
Archimedes the Confusion
Physics lesson. The negligent student Kolya suffers near the blackboard. The teacher (an older or heavier boy) torments Kolya with questions:
– Kolya, tell us about Archimedes. Kolya squints and suffers, he obviously can tell a little about Archimedes:
- Well, it was such an ancient Greek ...
Teacher, happy
– Is that how? And what did he become famous for?
Kolya, straining even more:
- Well ... Once he swam in the bath ... And how he screams!
What will scream, Kolya? The teacher continues to ask leading questions.
"Eureka!" - unexpectedly for himself, Kolya says and happily continues:
- It means "found!".
But the teacher does not give up and continues to torment Kolya with questions:
- Well, what did he find there, Nikolai, probably something interesting?
“Probably…” Colin loses his enthusiasm. He obviously does not remember what exactly the famous ancient Greek found in his bath. Therefore, uncertainly, raising his eyes to the teacher, he tries to find the correct answer:
“Maybe… a washcloth?”
Needed fire
Schoolboy Sasha went to the store. On the way, he meets a teacher of labor, Viktor Petrovich, who is in a hurry.
- Hello, Viktor Petrovich, where are you running, what happened? he asks.
“Oh, Petrov,” the teacher almost cries, “we have a fire, so I’m running, our office is on fire, can you imagine?
Schoolboy Sasha changed his mind about going to the store, runs after the teacher. Having run up to the school, they stop and look at the smoke that pours out of the windows of the labor office.
“Here is Petrov,” the teacher says in frustration, “now there will be no classes, probably for a month.”
- What won't happen? Sasha asks.
“There won’t be any classes, you won’t finish your stool, Petrov, your stool burned down, probably,” Viktor Petrovich reports frustratedly.
Who got burned? – insistently asks Sasha.
- Stool! Yours! - the teacher raises his voice in annoyance, - And the scoop that you have been doing for the second month! I don't understand, Petrov, are you deaf or what?
“No, Viktor Petrovich, what are you,” Sasha says, and adds more quietly:
- You talk, and I will listen, listen, listen ... - and rolls his eyes dreamily.
Scenes-games
These are a kind of funny mini-performances that are popular not only with children, but also with adults.
"Photo"
One of the variations of such a game-sketch, which children of any age play with pleasure.
Game progress:
Children are divided into two groups. One group will improvise, the other will guess. Actors from the first group must think of something: an animal, a profession, a natural phenomenon, heroes of favorite fairy tales, etc.
Having guessed, the children begin to move, depicting the actions that are inherent in the characters they have guessed, and another group of participants observes and analyzes. At some point, the host commands: “photo!” and all the actors from the first group freeze, in the position in which they were at the time of the command.
Members of the second group must recognize the hidden characters. After that, they change roles with the members of the first group. The task can be complicated over time by inviting the children to make a statement, for example, on the theme of their favorite fairy tales.
Playing in entertaining mini-scenes is a great way to express yourself for children of any age. This type of creativity, like no other, stimulates the development of fantasy and imagination, gives good mood and makes any children's holiday unforgettable.
Lecturer, child development center specialist
Druzhinina Elena
In 2019, at the summer camp, the guys often arrange impromptu concerts, where they perform various numbers amateur performances- read poetry, sing songs. Especially popular with viewers are short scenes put by the children in the camp. They can be based on some well-known fairy tale, for example, the fairy tale "Gingerbread Man".
Short funny skits for summer camp
This summer camp miniature features a leader, a boy, a bear, a wolf, and ticks.
Leading:
There was a boy in a summer camp. And then one day he decided to run away from there. A boy walks through the forest, and a bear meets him.
Bear:
- Boy, boy, I'll eat you!
Leading:
- And the boy answers him ...
Boy (clapping the bear on the shoulder):
- Oh, bear! I left the counselor, I left the teacher, I left the head of the camp .... And from you, clubfoot, and even more so I will leave!
The surprised bear opens its mouth and follows the boy with his eyes, who calmly walks away from him.
Similarly, there is a dialogue with the wolf, which the fugitive meets. But then, in this funny scene for children, he is attacked by evil ticks.
Leading:
- The boy went into a thick, thick thicket, and met there ... a gang of ticks.
They surround him from all sides and take him prisoner.
Boy:
– Yes you that, brothers! I left the counselor ...
But the pincers pat him on the shoulder and say:
- Oh boy! Yes, we do not care, from whom you left! We ourselves are hiding from the sanitary and epidemiological supervision.
This miniature ends with the host's words:
- This is the end of the fairy tale, and whoever listened, well done!
A short skit at a summer camp can be performed by putting the fairy tale "Turnip" on new way. It will be funny if the roles of small characters are played by big guys and vice versa. For each of the characters, you can make masks by printing images on a color printer and sticking them on cardboard.
From childhood, children remember the text of this fairy tale, which is impossible better fit for this cool miniature in the camp. The host reads it:
- Grandfather planted a turnip. She grew up big and big.
The grandfather went to pull the turnip. Pulls, pulls, but can not pull.
Grandpa called grandma. Grandmother for grandfather, grandfather for a turnip. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull it out.
The grandmother called her granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother, grandmother for grandfather, grandfather for turnip. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull it out.
Granddaughter called Zhuchka. A bug for a granddaughter, a granddaughter for a grandmother, a grandmother for a grandfather, a grandfather for a turnip. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull it out.
Bug called the cat. A cat for a bug, a bug for a granddaughter, a granddaughter for a grandmother, a grandmother for a grandfather, a grandfather for a turnip. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull it out.
The cat called the mouse. A mouse for a cat, a cat for a bug, a bug for a granddaughter, a granddaughter for a grandmother, a grandmother for a grandfather, a grandfather for a turnip.
Pull-pull - and pulled out a turnip.
In this short funny skit, each of the characters will say a short phrase. When the narrator mentions the turnip, the actress playing this role will say: “That's what I am!”.
Similarly, in this one, the rest of the characters in the miniature will pronounce lines. Grandfather - “Well, fir-trees!” Grandmother - “Oh, where are my seventeen years old?” Granddaughter - “It’s not my fault!” mouse - "What kind of zoo is this?".
Another version of the replicas of the actors - the grandfather will say: "Oh, if it weren't for the Internet, your grandfather would be a sprinter!" Grandma can be given the words: “Botox, fitness and lipstick - what else do you need for a grandmother?” The granddaughter will constantly repeat: “Thicker turnips - we can earn more money!” etc.
The plot of the famous fairy tale in this fun summer camp skit can be changed or supplemented as you wish. For example, a scene may include such plot twists:
- A mouse ran past ...
The cat caught the mouse
And demanded menacingly
For her to come to the rescue.
The mouse has nowhere to go
She can't refuse
But the granddaughter and grandmother fled,
After all, they are afraid of mice.
Cool sketches for children about summer camp
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Children can also act out scenes about life at the summer camp. For example, a scene about Petya and a goldfish.
Petya Perepelkin is sitting in front of the aquarium in a living corner. He lowered the fishing rod into it and begs the goldfish:
- Fishy fish, make me the strongest in the camp so that I can knock down Vanka Shapkin with one blow! And also make me the most beautiful so that Tanya Rastyapkina falls in love with me without memory! And I also want to become the smartest so that I can win everyone in the game “What, where, when”!
Then the counselor appears in this miniature about the summer children's camp. He sees what Petya is doing and says:
- Petya, get away from the fish! She's not magical, she's normal!
Petya leaves, but then returns and everything repeats again: the counselor comes and asks the boy to leave.
Finally, the fish cannot stand it and also gives a voice:
- That's it, I've been telling this Petya for two hours now, but he doesn't understand anything! They read Pushkin, there is no peace from them ...
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The next funny skit about the summer camp involves the counselor and the guys. The counselor enters the ward before lights out. The kids are on their phones. Someone listens to music, someone sends SMS.
Leader:
Everyone gave me their phones!
He takes the phones and puts them in a bag. In the morning, the counselor who holds his head complains:
- Fiends! ... Everyone, before handing over the cell, started an alarm clock on it! For 2 nights, 3, 4, 5… and so on until morning!
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In another children's skit about camp, a granddaughter and her grandfather are talking during parental day.
A little girl in a pink dress plaintively asks:
- Grandpa, get me out of here.
Grandfather (in a T-shirt, shorts and with numerous tattoos) answers her:
- Granddaughter, camp is camp. The term must be served in full.
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In another funny miniature, a crowd of hungry children run into the dining room. They see an inscription on the dining room door: "Lunch will be served at the right gate of the camp." The guys run to the right gate, where they also see the inscription: "Lunch will be served at the left gate of the camp." A crowd of children run there ...
At this time, the counselor announces over the loudspeaker:
-Attention all units! Lunch is canceled for running around the camp!
Short funny scenes for children in the camp can also be staged based on the fables of I. A. Krylov "Monkey and Glasses", "Squirrel", "Crow and Fox", "Titmouse", "Dragonfly and Ant", "Quartet", "Swan , crayfish and pike.
Or you can play funny school-themed miniatures at the summer camp. Choose the appropriate props and musical accompaniment, rehearse performances by roles - and the audience will certainly like this performance.
See also funny poems about school for children. Advantages of our funny scenes consist in the fact that they do not need costumes, there is no need to memorize large texts (and the one who plays the role of a teacher can use a printout that can be put in a magazine), they need to be rehearsed for a short time. At the same time, these scenes are close to the students. They will be able to laugh at their mistakes, looking at themselves from the outside. Humor, jokes, funny scenes for children about school are well suited for KVN. See also School Humor.
1. Scene "At the lessons of the Russian language"
Teacher: Let's hear how you learned your homework. Whoever goes to answer first will get a point higher.
Disciple Ivanov (pulls out his hand and shouts): Mary Ivanna, I will be the first, give me three at once!
Teacher: Your composition about a dog, Petrov, word for word is similar to Ivanov's composition!
Disciple Petrov: Mary Ivanna, so Ivanov and I live in the same yard, and there we have one dog for all!
Teacher: You, Sidorov, have a wonderful essay, but why is it not finished?
Student Sidorov: But because dad was urgently called to work!
Teacher: Koshkin, confess, who wrote the essay for you?
Pupil Koshkin: I don't know. I went to bed early.
Teacher: As for you, Klevtsov, let your grandfather come to me tomorrow!
Student Klevtsov: Grandpa? Maybe dad?
Teacher: No, grandfather. I want to show him what gross mistakes his son makes when he writes an essay for you.
Teacher: What kind of word is "egg", Sinichkin?
Student Sinichkin: None.
Teacher: Why?
Student Sinichkin: Because it is not known who will hatch from it: a rooster or a chicken.
Teacher: Petushkov, determine the gender of the words: “chair”, “table”, “sock”, “stocking”.
Disciple Petushkov: “Table”, “chair” and “sock” are masculine, and “stocking” is feminine.
Teacher: Why?
Disciple Petushkov: Because only women wear stockings!
Teacher: Smirnov, go to the blackboard, write down and analyze the sentence.
Student Smirnov goes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates, and the student writes: "Dad went to the garage."
Teacher: Ready? We listen to you.
Student Smirnov: Dad - subject, left - predicate, in the garage - ... pretext.
Teacher: Who guys can come up with a sentence with homogeneous members?
Tyulkin's student holds out her hand.
Teacher: Please, Tyulkina.
Tyulkin's student: There were no trees, no bushes, no grass in the forest.
Teacher: Sobakin, come up with a sentence with the numeral "three".
Student Sobakin: My mother works at a knitwear factory.
Teacher: Rubashkin, go to the blackboard, write down the sentence.
Student Rubashkin goes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates: The guys caught butterflies with nets.
Student Rubashkin writes: The guys caught butterflies with glasses.
Teacher: Rubashkin, why are you so inattentive?
Student Rubashkin: And what?
Teacher: Where did you see bespectacled butterflies?
Teacher: Bags, what part of speech is the word "dryish"?
Pupil Meshkov, getting up, is silent for a long time.
Teacher: Well, think, Meshkov, what question does this word answer?
Student Meshkov: What kind? Dryish!
Teacher: Antonyms are words that are opposite in meaning. For example, fat - thin, cry - laugh, day - night. Petushkov, give me your example now.
Pupil Petushkov: A cat is a dog.
Teacher: And what about "cat - dog"?
Disciple Petushkov: Well, how? They are opposite and often fight among themselves.
Teacher: Sidorov, why do you eat apples in class?
Disciple Sidorov: It's a pity to waste time at a break!
Teacher: Stop it now! By the way, why weren't you at school yesterday?
Disciple Sidorov: My older brother got sick.
Teacher: What about you?
Student Sidorov: And I rode his bike!
Teacher: Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
Student Sidorov: And the day after tomorrow?
Teacher: Sushkina, come up with a proposal with an appeal.
Sushkin's student: Mary Ivanna, call!
2. Scene "Correct answer"
Teacher: Petrov, how much will it be: four divided by two?
Student: And what to share, Mikhail Ivanovich?
Teacher: Well, let's say four apples.
Student: And between whom?
Teacher: Well, let it be between you and Sidorov.
Student: Then three for me and one for Sidorov.
Teacher: Why is that?
Student: Because Sidorov owes me one apple.
Teacher: Doesn't he owe you a plum?
Student: No, you shouldn't plum.
Teacher: Well, how much will it be if four plums are divided by two?
Student: Four. And all to Sidorov.
Teacher: Why four?
Student: Because I don't like plums.
Teacher: Wrong again.
Student: How much is correct?
Teacher: And now I will put the correct answer in your diary!
(I. Butman)
3. Scene "Our cases"
Characters: teacher and student Petrov
Teacher: Petrov, go to the blackboard and write down a short story that I will dictate to you.
The student goes to the blackboard and prepares to write.
Teacher (dictates): “Dad and mom scolded Vova for bad behavior. Vova was silent guiltily, and then he promised to improve.”
The student writes from dictation on the blackboard.
Teacher: Great! Underline all the nouns in your story.
The student underlines the words: “dad”, “mother”, “Vova”, “behavior”, “Vova”, “promise”.
Teacher: Ready? Decide what case these nouns are in. Understood?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: Start!
Student: Mom and Dad. Who? What? Parents. So, the case is genitive.
Scolded whom, what? Vova. "Vova" is a name. So the case is nominative.
Scolded for what? For bad behavior. Apparently he did something. This means that “behavior” has an instrumental case.
Vova was silent guiltily. So, here “Vova” has an accusative case.
Well, the “promise”, of course, is in the dative case, since Vova gave it!
That's all!
Teacher: Yes, the analysis turned out to be original! Bring the diary, Petrov. I wonder what mark you would suggest to give yourself?
Student: What? Of course, five!
Teacher: So five? By the way, in what case did you call this word “five”?
Student: Prepositional!
Teacher: In a prepositional? Why?
Student: Well, I suggested it myself!
(according to L. Kaminsky)
4. Scene "At the lessons of mathematics"
Characters: teacher and students of the class
Teacher: Petrov, you can hardly count to ten. I have no idea who you can become?
Disciple Petrov: Boxing judge, Mary Ivanna!
Teacher: Trushkin is coming to the board to solve the problem.
Student Trushkin goes to the blackboard.
Teacher: Listen carefully to the condition of the problem. Dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How much...
Disciple Trushkin goes to the door.
Teacher: Trushkin, where are you?!
Disciple Trushkin: I ran home, there are sweets!
Teacher: Petrov, bring the diary here. I'll put your yesterday's deuce in it.
Disciple Petrov: I don't have it.
Teacher: Where is he?
Disciple Petrov: And I gave it to Vitka - to scare my parents!
Teacher: Vasechkin, if you have ten rubles, and you ask your brother for another ten rubles, how much money will you have?
Disciple Vasechkin: Ten rubles.
Teacher: You just don't know math!
Disciple Vasechkin: No, you don't know my brother!
Teacher: Sidorov, please answer, how much is three times seven?
Student Sidorov: Marya Ivanovna, I will only answer your question in the presence of my lawyer!
Teacher: Why, Ivanov, does your father always do your homework for you?
Student Ivanov: Mom doesn't have free time!
Teacher: Now solve problem number 125 on your own.
The students get to work.
Teacher: Smirnov! Why are you copying from Terentiev?
Disciple Smirnov: No, Mary Ivanna, he is copying me, and I'm just checking whether he did it right!
Teacher: Guys, who is Archimedes? Answer, Shcherbinina.
Shcherbinin's student: This is a mathematical Greek.
5. Scene "At the lessons of natural history"
Characters: teacher and students of the class
Teacher: Who can name five wild animals?
Student Petrov raises his hand.
Teacher: Answer, Petrov.
Disciple Petrov: A tiger, a tigress and... three cubs.
Teacher: What are dense forests? Answer, Kosichkina!
Kosichkin's student: These are the kind of forests in which ... it's good to take a nap.
Teacher: Simakova, please name the parts of the flower.
Simakov's student: Petals, stem, pot.
Teacher: Ivanov, please answer us, what benefits do birds and animals bring to a person?
Student Ivanov: Birds peck mosquitoes, and cats catch mice for him.
Teacher: Petrov, what book about famous travelers have you read?
Apprentice Roosters: "Frog Traveler"
Teacher: Who will answer how the sea differs from the river? Please, Mishkin.
Disciple Mishkin: The river has two banks, and the sea has one.
Student Zaitsev holds out his hand.
Teacher: What do you want, Zaitsev? Is there something you want to ask?
Disciple Zaitsev: Mary Ivanna, is it true that people descended from monkeys?
Teacher: True.
Disciple Zaitsev: That's what I see: there are so few monkeys!
Teacher: Kozyavin, please answer, what is the life expectancy of a mouse?
Student Kozyavin: Well, Mary Ivanna, it entirely depends on the cat.
Teacher: Go to the blackboard ... Meshkov and tell us about the crocodile.
Student Meshkov (going to the blackboard): The length of the crocodile from head to tail is five meters, and from tail to head - seven meters.
Teacher: Think what you are saying! Is it possible?
Student Meshkov: It happens! For example, from Monday to Wednesday - two days, and from Wednesday to Monday - five!
Teacher: Khomyakov, answer me, why do people need a nervous system?
Disciple Khomyakov: To be nervous.
Teacher: Why do you, Sinichkin, look at your watch every minute?
Student Sinichkin: Because I'm terribly worried that the bell will interrupt the amazingly interesting lesson.
Teacher: Guys, who will answer where the bird flies with a straw in its beak?
Student Belkov raises his hand above all.
Teacher: Try, Belkov.
Pupil Belkov: To the cocktail bar, Mary Ivanna.
Teacher: Teplyakova, which teeth appear last in a person?
Teplyakov's student: Plug-in, Mary Ivanna.
Teacher: Now I will ask you a very difficult question, for the correct answer I will immediately put a five with a plus. And the question is: “Why is European time ahead of American time?”
Student Klyushkin raises his hand.
Teacher: Answer, Klyushkin.
Disciple Klyushkin: Because America was discovered later!
6. Scene "Folder under the arm"
Vovka: Listen, I'll tell you a funny story. Yesterday I took a folder by mouse and went to Uncle Yura, my mother ordered.
Andrew: Ha-ha-ha! Indeed, it's funny.
Vovka (surprised): What's so funny? I haven't started talking yet.
Andrey (laughing): Folder... under the arm! Well thought out. Yes, your folder under the arm and will not fit, he's not a cat!
Vovka: Why "my folder"? Folder - daddy. You forgot how to speak correctly from laughter, or what?
Andrei: (winking and pounding his forehead): Ah, I guessed! Grandfather - under the arm! He speaks incorrectly, but he also teaches. Now it’s clear: dad’s folder is your grandfather Kolya! In general, it’s great you came up with it - funny and with a riddle!
Vova (offended): What does my grandfather Kolya have to do with it? I wanted to tell you something completely different. You didn’t listen to the end, but you laugh, you interfere with speaking. Yes, even dragged my grandfather, put him under his arm, what a storyteller was found! I'd rather go home than talk to you.
Andrei (to himself, left alone): And why was he offended? Why tell funny stories if you can't even laugh?
(I. Semerenko)
7. Scene "3=7 and 2=5"
Teacher: Well, Petrov? What am I to do with you?
Petrov: And what?
Teacher: All year you did nothing, did not study anything. I don't know exactly what to put in the statement.
Petrov (looking sullenly at the floor): I, Ivan Ivanovich, scientific work was doing.
Teacher: What are you? What?
Petrov: I decided that all of our mathematics is wrong and ... I proved it!
Teacher: Well, how, Comrade Great Petrov, did you achieve this?
Petrov: Ah, what can I say, Ivan Ivanovich! It's not my fault that Pythagoras was mistaken and this ... Archimedes!
Teacher: Archimedes?
Petrov: And he, too, After all, they said that three is only three.
Teacher: What else?
Petrov (solemnly): That's not true! I proved that three equals seven!
Teacher: How is it?
Petrov: Look, 15 -15 = 0. Right?
Teacher: Right.
Petrov: 35 - 35 = 0 - also true. So 15-15 = 35-35. Right?
Teacher: Right.
Petrov: We take out the common factors: 3(5-5) = 7(5-5). Right?
Teacher: Exactly.
Petrov: Hehe! (5-5) = (5-5). This is also true!
Teacher: Yes.
Petrov: Then everything is upside down: 3 = 7!
Teacher: Yep! So, Petrov, survived.
Petrov: I didn't want to, Ivan Ivanovich. But against science ... you can't sin!
Teacher: Understood. Look: 20-20 = 0. Right?
Petrov: Exactly!
Teacher: 8-8 = 0 - also true. Then 20-20 = 8-8. It is truth too?
Petrov: Exactly, Ivan Ivanovich, exactly.
Teacher: We take out the common factors: 5 (4-4) \u003d 2 (4-4). Right?
Petrov: Right!
Teacher: That's it, Petrov, I give you a "2"!
Petrov: For what, Ivan Ivanovich?
Teacher: Don't be upset, Petrov, because if we divide both parts of the equality by (4-4), then 2=5. So did you do it?
Petrov: Well, let's say.
Teacher: So I put "2", it doesn't matter. BUT?
Petrov: No, it's not all the same, Ivan Ivanovich, "5" is better.
Teacher: Perhaps better, Petrov, but until you prove it, you will have a deuce in a year, equal, in your opinion, to a five!
Guys, help Petrov.
(Newspaper "Primary School", "Mathematics", No. 24, 2002)
8. Scene "Schoolboy and seller"
Characters: a schoolboy and a shop assistant
Sales assistant: What do you suggest?
Schoolchild: The years of the reign of Nicholas II?
Sales assistant: I don't know.
Schoolchild: Okay ... Pythagorean theorem?
Sales Assistant: … (shrugs)
Schoolboy: Photosynthesis?
Sales Assistant: (sighing) I don't know...
Schoolboy: Well, what are you climbing then with your “What can I tell you?”!!!
(KVN team from Ryazan)
9. Scene "Schoolchildren at the stadium"
Characters: schoolchildren and stadium informant
A group of young fans led by a leader loudly chant:
"SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!" "SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!"
Suddenly, the voice of the stadium informant turns on:
Informant's voice: Attention young fans! (young fans stop chanting)
Your history teacher is at the match!
Young fans start chanting:
"SPA-RTAK IS A ROMAN SLAVE!" "SPA-RTAK IS A ROMAN SLAVE!"
(KVN team from Ryazan)
10. Scene "Unnecessary words, or Cool Dnieper in cool weather"
Characters: a cultured adult and a modern schoolboy Vanya Sidorov
Hello Vanya.
- Hello.
- Well, tell me, Vanya, how are you?
- Wu, the deeds of might.
- I'm sorry, what?
- Cool, I say, one wick blew such a thing. Rides to the sket. Give, he says, great to drive. Sat down and scratched. And here is the teacher. And he let's show off. Broke the mitten. Yes, how shaky. Himself with a black eye. The teacher almost went off the rails, but the bike hooted. In rzhachka. Cool, right?
- And what, there was a horse?
- What horse?
- Well, who was neighing. Or I didn't understand anything.
- Nu, nothing you not understood?
- Come on, let's start over.
- Well, let's. So one wick...
- Without a candle?
- Without.
- And what is this wick?
- Well, one guy, long, rolled up to the box ...
- What did he ride, on a bicycle?
- No, the child had a bicycle.
- Which sket?
- Well, shibzdik one. Yes, you know him, he walks around here with such a schnobel.
- With whom, with whom?
- Yes, not with whom, but with what, his nose is in the form of a schnobel. Well, let's go, he says, it's great to drive. Sat down and scratched.
- Did he itch something?
- No, he drank.
- Well, how did you cut it?
- What did you cut?
- Well, is it big?
- How?
- Well, this same, schnobel?
- No, the little girl had a schnobel. And the wick had a black eye, a bzig struck him in the head, and he began to roam. He opened his mitten, so he twitched.
- And why the mitten, did he twitch in the winter?
- Yes, there was no winter there, there was a teacher.
- Teacher, you mean.
- Well, yes, with a black eye, that is, with a great one, no, with coils. But the very rolling, that great whooped.
- How did you goof off?
- Well, covered up. into small pieces. Now understand?
- Understood. I realized that you do not know Russian at all.
- I don't know how!
- Can you imagine if everyone spoke the way you do, what would happen?
- What?
Do you remember Gogol's? "Wonderful is the Dnieper in calm weather, when it freely and smoothly rushes through forests and mountains full of its waters, it will not rustle or thunder. You look and do not know whether its majestic width is going or not going" and further " rare bird will fly to the middle of the Dnieper.
- I remember.
- Now listen to how it sounds in your bzik language: "Cool Dnieper in cool weather, when, roaming and showing off, it saws its cool waves through forests and mountains. you don't know whether he is sawing or not. A rare bird with a schnobel will comb to the middle of the Dnieper. Do you like?
- I like it, - he said and ran, shouting: "Cool Dnieper in cool weather."
(Lion Izmailov)
11. A young man in a nightclub
Characters: girl, young man, mother
A girl is sitting at the bar. A young man approaches her.
Young man: Hey babe! Are you bored?
GIRL: Yes, there are some.
YOUNG MAN: Can you come with me? I will arrange an unforgettable evening for you!
GIRL: Sounds. But my mother is waiting for me at 23-00 at home.
YOUNG MAN: Is mom waiting? Drop it! What are you, 10 years old? Do you go on dates with your mom? Ha!
Suddenly, a young man's hand confidently takes by the ear. Everyone sees that this is the hand of an aged woman.
YOUNG MAN: Mom? What are you doing here?
MOM: What are you doing here?
YOUNG MAN: Well, Mom! I…
MOM: I don't want to hear! March home!
YOUNG MAN: (to girl) Baby, I'll call you back!
MOM: Home!
(KVN team from Ryazan)
12. Radiologist's office
Characters: grandmother, boy, radiologist
Radiologist's office: X-ray machine, table, chair. The doctor is sitting at the table.
A little boy and a grandmother enter the office.
GRANDMA (pointing to the boy). I've looked all over, there are no points anywhere. I think he swallowed them. All in his grandfather!
RADIOLOGIST (referring to the boy). Have you swallowed granny's glasses?
The boy does not answer.
GRANDMOTHER. Partisan! All in his grandfather!
RADIOLOGIST. Are you silent? But now we will enlighten you through and through and find out everything.
GRANDMA (happily). Yep, got it! Would love to have something like this at home.
RADIOLOGIST (examines the picture). Well, well, well ... You know ... he has here not only glasses, but also a wallet with money. I can’t say for sure, but somewhere around three hundred rubles.
GRANDMOTHER. It's not ours, we don't need someone else's. The main thing for me is to get glasses, I can’t watch TV without them.
RADIOLOGIST. We'll get it now.
The radiologist comes up to the boy, picks him up by his legs and shakes him. Glasses and wallet fall to the floor.
GRANDMA (grabbing glasses). Thank you very much, doctor. I don't even know how to thank you. Let me kiss you!
RADIOLOGIST (turns the wallet in his hands). No need. But the wallet, if possible, I will leave myself as a keepsake.
GRANDMOTHER. It's not ours, not ours, we don't need someone else's.
Grandmother and grandson leave the office.
RADIOLOGIST (loudly). Next!
(A. Givargizov)
Characters:
Father: Serpent Gorynych
Head teacher: Baba Yaga
Math teacher: Leshy
Geography teacher: Kikimora
Botany Teacher: Witch
Class teacher: Water
ZMEY GORYNYCH (flies into the teacher's room):
... Yes, I told him a hundred times! ..
So what did he do again?
LESHIY:
Multiply a minus with a sine -
Got a minus one!
KIKIMORA:
Confused albinos
With albatrosses...
WITCH:
Threw apricots...
KIKIMORA:
Blowing soap bubbles!
LESHIY:
On a bet
Swallowed the call!
KIKIMORA:
Yawned the whole lesson
And infected everyone with a yawn!
WATER:
But yesterday
dragged to class
Behemoth!!!
LESHIY:
With this nasty boy
There is no sweetness!
BABA YAGA (unctuous):
Maybe give him poison?
Or throw it to the wolves?
AM -
And there is no bad student!
KIKIMORA:
Don't get excited, dear Yaga.
In our age
Such measures are outdated.
LESHIY:
A hundred years ago
We would have it
Certainly,
Ate...
But now
We have
Not many students
In reserve...
WATER:
I agree!
Let's not run
To extreme measures.
WITCH:
Let's try to get him
Good example.
ZMEY GORYNYCH (confused):
Mmmm... Less, more...
That is, more or less!
And yet...
WITCH (interrupts):
BUT...
Understand!
Your example doesn't work...
But boy
Doesn't want to study at all!
BABA YAGA:
Oh, how much trouble with children! ..
ZMEY GORYNYCH:
Lock him in the closet - let him learn lessons!
And if he doesn't stop yawning...
ALL IN CHOIR:
We will turn it
In chewing gum
And we will
SLOWLY
Chew!
(E. Lipatova)
14. Daily routine
Characters:
Schoolboy Vova
Schoolboy Petya
PETYA:
- And you, Vova, do you know what a regime is?
VOVA:
- Certainly! Regime… Regime is where I want, I jump there.
PETYA:
- Not right! Routine is the order of the day. Are you doing it?
VOVA:
- I even overfulfill it.
PETYA:
- Like this?
VOVA:
- According to the schedule, I need to walk twice a day, and I walk four!
PETYA:
- No, you are not overfulfilling it, but breaking it! Do you know what the daily routine should be?
VOVA:
- I know! Climb. Charger. Washing. Bed cleaning. Breakfast. School. Dinner. Walk. Prep. Walk.
PETYA:
- Good.
VOVA:
- And it can be even better.
PETYA:
- How is it?
VOVA:
- Like this! Climb. Breakfast. Walk. Lunch. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Tea. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Dream.
PETYA:
- Well no. In this mode, you will turn out to be a lazy and ignoramus.
VOVA:
- Will not work.
PETYA:
- Why?
VOVA:
- Because with my grandmother we carry out the whole regimen.
PETYA:
- How is it with your grandmother?
VOVA:
- And so. Half of it is done by me, and half by my grandmother. And together it turns out the whole regime.
PETYA:
- I do not understand!
VOVA:
- Very simple. I do the lifting. Charging is performed by the grandmother. Washing is a grandmother. Bed cleaning - grandmother. Breakfast is me. Walk - me. Cooking lessons - my grandmother and I. Walk - me. Lunch is me.
PETYA:
- Aren't you ashamed?! Now I understand why you are so undisciplined.
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15. About Pushkin
Two duelists stand opposite each other. One of them is Pushkin.
Second: Come on!
Pushkin and his opponent raise their pistols. Approach barriers. Pushkin's opponent makes a shot. Pushkin is wounded. The enemy approaches the wounded Pushkin.
Pushkin: For what?
Pushkin's opponent: Bastard! Because of you, they left me for the second year in literature !!!
16. School riddles
Characters: Schoolboy, his friend - Vovka Sidorov
SCHOOLCHILD (addressing confidentially to the audience, pointing to a friend standing nearby):
And Vovka Sidorov from our class is slow-witted! Here I came across interesting riddles about school affairs, and riddles should be in rhyme. Of course, I guessed everything right away, and then I decided to test Vovka for quick wits.
SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
Here, guess the riddle in rhyme: “Between two calls, the term is called ...”
VOVKA SIDOROV (instantly):
Turn!
SCHOOLBOY:
Well, that's right, "change" is suitable, but there should be a guess in rhyme!
VOVKA SIDOROV (offended):
Yeah, he himself said that it was right, and then you start ...
SCHOOLBOY:
Okay, let me give you another riddle, just think before you say the answer. “The athlete told us: Everyone go to the sports ...”
VOVKA SIDOROV (shouts):
Score!
SCHOOLBOY:
Which store? What for? Where did you see him?
VOVKA SIDOROV:
What do you mean why? I need to buy new sneakers, otherwise the sole of mine is already lagging behind on my left foot. And the Sporting Goods store is right in front of the school. You, too, have seen him a hundred times.
SCHOOLBOY (to the side of the hall):
Well, what can you prove to him here!
SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
Can you solve this riddle in rhyme? “Schools are not simple buildings, schools get…”
VOVKA SIDOROV:
Over the head! Yesterday, I almost didn’t touch the bow at Lenka Petrova’s, and she bang-bang me with a book on the head.
SCHOOLBOY:
Listen to another riddle: “And today I got another grade…”
VOVKA SIDOROV (shouts):
Three, three I again received in mathematics.
STUDENT (addressing the audience in the hall):
Well Vovka and slow-witted! Well dumbass! Although ... I look, his face is cunning, tricky. Maybe he played me? Today is April 1st!!!
(Leonid Medvedev)
17. About parents
A man in a clothing store dials a number on his cell phone.
Man: Hello, honey! … Did our Mishka do his homework? … Yes? How about in his diary? Good, yes?! So, did he leave the room? Heck! Did you eat soup? Nothing ... I just went to the store, and then the sale of belts!
Funny sketches about school become decoration of almost every children's holiday. KVN, held in the native walls, New Year's party, the birth of the school - but you never know great reasons to have fun!
We are pleased to offer you a selection of several scenes that will help create a festive mood.
Short dialogues
The little ones about school offered here do not require decorations and memorization of long texts at all.
One student sleepily says to another:
I must be allergic!
Why do you say that?
Yes, I cover myself with a blanket and sleep all the time!
Two students after a geography lesson:
I still don't believe the earth is spinning!
Why so?
Yes, if it were spinning, the sea would have splashed long ago!
The doppelgänger angrily informs his friend:
You imagine? The teacher demanded that I name the simplest, which reproduces by division! I'm not good at math at all!
In the computer class
The following funny scenes about school also do not require special decorations. Only the latter will need an imitation of a computer class.
A stupid high school girl, showing off, looks at the tablet, as if in a mirror:
My light, mirror, tell me! Yes, tell the whole truth! Am I the sweetest in the world? Everyone is slimmer and more fashionable?
Mirror (drawn, but angrily):
I'll give you my answer! You frazzled me out! I am a tablet!
The student asks the teacher:
Ivan Ivanovich, did you have a tablet as a child?
No, what are you, then there were no computers!
And what did you play?
On the street!
The cleaner comes into the computer room and asks sternly:
Who here knows how to use computers?
All students, without exception, answer: "I am."
Cleaning lady (terribly):
Then urgently go online and look for a site where they teach how to use the toilet!
School anniversary scene: funny and not very long
This scene only requires characteristic features at the actors. "Nerd" should be wearing glasses and speak strictly, and the girl and her girlfriend should look silly, cutesy and enthusiastic.
A guy who looks like a typical "nerd" tells his friend:
Imagine, Tomka called me home to see what was wrong with her computer! I come, and she, apparently, cannot sit in one place at all! It spins on the chair, so the cord is wound around the leg of the chair. I swore, untangled the cord, inserted the plug that popped out, turned on her computer and left.
Tomochka, rolling his eyes, enthusiastically tells his classmate:
Oh, this Lyutikov also knows how to conjure!
What are you?!
Well, yes, he came to me, looked intently at the computer, raised his hands up, whispered something mystical, turned my chair 10 times counterclockwise, kicked the computer with his foot, whispered something mystical again and left. Guess it all worked!
Classmate, admiringly:
Blimey! Witch!
Very funny scenes about school
After explaining in the lesson of natural history, the teacher asks the class:
Well, now you understand why it snows in winter, but not in summer?
Petrov, from the place:
Of course it's understandable! If it fell in the summer, it would melt!
At the Russian language lesson, the teacher says:
Petrov, “I am studying, you are studying, he is studying” - what time is this?
Petrov, with a sigh:
Lost, Mary Ivanna!
Friends come up to the excellent student and say:
Andryukha, let's go to a cafe with the girls tonight!
Andrew thought:
No, I won't go with you! There is music roaring, everyone is making noise ...
So what?
Yes, I doubt that in such an environment I will be able to fully understand the essence of the Lebesgue-Stieltjes integral.
Sketches for younger students
The following funny scenes - for elementary school. They can be successfully shown at a holiday with kids. True, high school students will have to help their younger comrades in this.
A high school student says to his friends:
Look how stupid this first grader is! I'll show you now!
He calls the baby and, when he comes up, says to him:
In this hand I have 50 rubles, and in this hand 10 - what will you take for yourself?
The kid takes 10 rubles. High school students laugh, twist their fingers at the temple, shrug.
A friend of a first grader on the sidelines asks him:
Why did you choose 10 rubles?
Well, if I choose 50, then it's game over!
A first grader examines a high school girl's manicure (admiringly):
Wow, what long nails you have!
High school student, coyly:
What do you like?
Well, yes! With them, probably, it is so convenient to climb trees!
Mom looks in the diary of a first grader. And there the deuce is crossed out, and there is a four next to it. Mom, with horror:
Vanechka! What it is?!
Vanechka, calmly looking at her mother:
The teacher told us that if we want, we can correct a bad grade!
Scenes with teachers
You can play the following funny short scenes about school yourself, or you can invite teachers to participate in them.
Conversation with the teacher:
Sidorkin, didn't you promise me that you would correct your deuce?
Yes, Mary Ivanna.
Didn't I promise to call your parents if you don't?
Yes, Mary Ivanna, but if I did not keep my promise, then you can not keep yours either!
The teacher sternly looks at the latecomer:
Semyon! You're late again! What is it this time?
Semyon, guilty:
Mary Ivanna, I woke up, looked at the time, and blinked unsuccessfully.
The music teacher turns to mommy:
Your daughter needs to play the piano more!
Mom, sighing heavily:
Lord, so much more! Our seventh neighbor has already moved out!
Dreams Dreams...
These little ones about school will already require minimal decorations showing that the guys have left the school, although these conversations can also take place at recess. It all depends on the imagination of the director.
Sidorov, sighing heavily, goes home from school. Ivanov asks him:
Sidorov, what are you doing? Did you get a double?
Sidorov sadly:
And adds dreamily:
Imagine how much easier it would be to learn if a theorem in geometry could be proved with the words: “Yes, you see!”
The guy is dreamy: “It would be great if we could read minds! I would then know what to answer in the lesson!
His buddy: “Yeah, and I would also know what the teacher thinks when you answer wrong!”
Romantic relationship
Of course, funny short sketches about school cannot ignore how unexpectedly sometimes sympathy between boys and girls is shown at school.
Little Johnny escorts Masha home from school and says to her hesitantly:
Listen, Masha, I want to confess to you (pause), (she speaks quickly) while you were walking to the blackboard, I tore off the wings of a fly and threw it into your briefcase! I'm sorry!
Masha, narrowing her eyes cunningly:
I wonder if it's tasty?
Vovochka is confused:
I don't know... What are you asking?
Masha calmly:
Yes, I want to apologize too! I threw it into your soup in the dining room while you went out for bread!
Let's laugh a little more
Even the funniest scenes about school are often taken directly from life, so the organizers of the holiday can come up with something similar themselves.
At a Russian language lesson, Vovochka asks a neighbor in his desk:
Hear how to say correctly: cottage cheese or cottage cheese?
Neighbor, adjusting his glasses, with a smart look:
Emphasis on "o"!
Vovochka, after a pause:
Thank you! Rescued, so rescued!
A classmate (in appearance - an excellent student) says, sighing:
Yes, Lozhkin, you are not friends with your head at all!
Lozhkin, shrugging his shoulders:
And I have a purely business relationship with her - I feed her, and she thinks!
Conversation with the teacher
Funny sketches about school - whether you arrange KVN or other fun events - are not complete without dialogues similar to those below.
The teacher is talking to a fashionably dressed high school student:
Lerochka, well done, you stopped being late for school!
Yes, Mary Ivanna, it's all because of my mother.
Did she have an educational conversation with you?
No, she just bought herself chic Italian boots!
So what?
Like what? Now I get up first to have time to put them on before my mother! (Proudly retires)
The teacher throws up her hands.
An elderly teacher, sighing, says to her colleague:
I'll probably have to quit!
What are you talking about! You are the best teacher in the school!
I’ve earned quite a lot ... I go into the tram in the morning, there are a lot of people, I raise my eyes and say sternly: “Hello, sit down!”
Funny? Of course it's funny!
Funny sketches about school are good because they are easy to play, they do not require exhausting rehearsals. The main thing is that your cheerful mood is transmitted to the audience!
Mitya, do you know what the word "super" means?
Well, yes, this is something so big, more than that already and can not be.
What about hyper?
And the "hyper" ... (Mitya rubs his forehead) Oh! This is what is more "super"!
Girls dancing in the disco
Listen, don't you know what a mosol is?
Well, this is such a huge bone, they put it in borscht. What are you asking?
Yes, I heard a cool song here: “You my heart, You my soul…”
Music from a famous song performed by Modern Talking begins to sound on stage
Petya with a huge "lantern" under his eye and his friend:
Petka, why are you covered in bruises?
Playing snowballs with a girl!
So what?
So she, it turns out, is from the youth handball team! And these don't miss!
Case in the dressing room
Some funny scenes about school require the participation of extras. But they still won't be difficult to set up.
The girls, screaming, are dragging the stubborn guy. The teacher stops them.
Stop! What happened?!
One of the girls is indignant:
Lyutikov spied on us in the locker room!
The teacher, looking sternly at Lyutikov:
So what, did you like it?
Lyutikov is silent in confusion, then loudly gives out:
Girls in chorus, drawn out and offended:
How not?!
All funny scenes about school, as you understand, must be played sincerely and seriously. Minimal decorations also do not hurt.
On the stage, you can put, for example, two desks and a board to recreate the appearance of a class. If events take place at recess or on the way home, you can dream up. For the "road home" one tree or bench is enough. And the situation taking place in the school corridor can be played out in front of a large window in the background.
The main thing in these scenes is not to overload them with decorations. They are short, and therefore the emphasis should be on what the actor says, and not on what surrounds him at that moment.
To build scenes in one concert, you can invite a presenter who will tell the audience where the action is taking place. this situation. Imagine, and your holiday will definitely be remembered and make the most wonderful impression!
During the celebration of a birthday, you can arrange a real theatrical performance. This will entertain the guests as well as broaden their horizons. To do this, it is necessary to learn the roles with the comrades of the birthday boy in advance. The roles of grandmother, mother can be entrusted to one of the adults.
Scene "Name day or birthday?"
Characters: Grandmother; her granddaughter Tanya, a little dreamy girl of 8; Julia is Tanya's girlfriend, a lively, cheerful girl of 10 years old; Sasha is a 5 year old grandson.
Small, cozy room. It is getting dark, snow is slowly falling outside the window. Grandmother in a chair, children next to them on chairs.
Julia. Tanya has a birthday soon. Great! I love this day very much: guests come, bring gifts, my mother sets the table, and there are so many delicious things on it! And, of course, cake.
Sasha. I love cake too. I even dreamed about it: big, big, and eat as much as you want.
Tanya. You would only eat sweets, you always fall asleep with a candy in your hand. You take a candy from the box slowly from your mother.
Sasha(embarrassed). Yes, I'm only one, my mother will not notice. (Continues after a pause, mysteriously.) Or maybe my saint gave me this candy?
Julia. Saint? Who is this?
Sasha. We babysit kindergarten She said that each of us has our own saint. He has the same name as me.
Tanya. Grandma, is Sasha telling the truth?
Grandmother. Once upon a time, name day was a very important holiday for Orthodox people. This day was more than a birthday. Name day was considered a spiritual holiday, and birthday - earthly. Therefore, in those distant times, people did not celebrate their birthday, sometimes they did not even remember their birthday. But the name day was celebrated joyfully and solemnly.
Tanya. Grandmother, tell me why they say so: “name day”?
Grandmother. Here's why. Previously, names were given to children in the church at baptism. The child was named after the saint on whose feast day the baptism fell. In the church calendar, the days of honoring each saint are marked. Many saints were once the same people as we are, but for their good deeds or sufferings that they accepted in order not to renounce Christianity (in those days when Christians were persecuted for their faith), they began to be revered as saints. Here are their names and gave the children. It was believed that the saint would help the one who bears his name in everything.
Here you are, Tanya, bearing the name of Saint Tatiana. They call her the Great Martyr. Her name is Greek and means "organizer, founder." And for Russia, this day is also remarkable because on the day of St. Tatyana a university was opened in St. Petersburg, the first in Russia. It was under Empress Catherine II.
Julia. Do all the names mean something?
Grandmother. Certainly. Yes, and many names that we consider to be primordially Russian actually came to us from other languages.
Julia. What does my name mean?
Grandmother. Some names are translated differently. Yours, for example, in one interpretation means "fluffy", and in another, that the owner of this name belonged to the Roman family of Julius. Yes, you really are a kind, affectionate girl with us, and your hair is so fluffy.
Julia. What does Sasha mean?
Grandmother. His full name is Alexander, it is translated from Greek as "protector of people."
Julia. So, you, Sasha, must be honest and courageous in order to be a real defender.
Tanya. Is it true, grandmother, that there are names that do not even need a translation? Well, for example, Faith, Hope.
Grandmother. Yes, these are ancient Russian names, they really do not need a translation. We will already understand that Lyudmila is sweet to people, and Svetlana is bright. And the name Love does not need to be translated. The meaning of any name can be found in special books about names, and this is very exciting. Read and you will learn a lot of interesting things in the interpretation of names. And let's think about how we can better arrange this day. After all, this was once the way it was done: a few days before the birthday, they thought about how everyone would have fun at the holiday, so that this day would be remembered. They planned who could perform with what: someone would read poetry, someone would sing a song. It turned out to be a whole concert. And how many games!
For example, in my childhood there was a game “Will you go to the ball?”, while not taking black and white, not saying “yes” and “no”.
Sasha. How is it? How is it played, this game?
Grandmother. 2 players take part, and the rest observe. One player offers his questions, trying to make the other player make a mistake and say the words “yes” or “no” or choose forbidden colors (black or white).
Julia. Ah, I got it, I got it! Come on, Tanya, are you going to the ball?
Tanya. I'll go.
Julia. What dress will you have?
Tanya. Blue with lace.
Julia. What blue is better than white!
Tanya. Blue!
Julia. So, are your shoes sure to be black?
Tanya. Like a dress, blue.
Julia. What are you, black!
Tanya. No, not black, but blue!
Julia. Ah, so you made a mistake, you made a mistake, you lost! She said the word "no".
Grandmother. Well, it's okay, Tanya, you'll be more careful later. And here's how they played. You can split into 2 teams and name them, well, for example, “Honey” and “Sugar”, grab the ends of the stick and see which side will have more power: “Honey” or “Sugar”?
And they also loved all sorts of puzzle games with words. It was necessary to guess the word by replacing the letters in the original word.
Julia. Let's play!
Grandmother. Okay, guess. “With the letter “s”, everyone needs me in food, and if you change “s” to “m”, then you need to protect your fur coat and hat from me.”
Children(screaming almost in unison). It's "salt" and "mole"!
Julia. It's "volume" and "house", I guessed!
Grandmother. And now: "With the letter" t "it is put at the end of any sentence, and with the letter" k "you can stumble over it."
Tanya. This, of course, is a "point" and a "bump".
Grandmother. Well, more. “With the letter “k” it is wrapped around a tree trunk, and with the letter “n” it is a dwelling for the beast.”
Julia. "bark" and "burrow", right?
Grandmother."With the letter "m" - this is a gift from the bees, and change the "m" to "l" and you can safely skate."
Julia and Tanya. We guessed because we love both. These are "honey" and "ice".
Grandmother. “With the letter “c” he is called when someone is sick, and if you change the “c” to “g”, then this is the bird that brings us spring.”
Julia. It's definitely "doctor" and "rook".
Sasha(sadly). And I couldn't guess anything.
Grandmother. Do not worry, I will ask you other riddles. Listen.
Summer, clouds in the sky
The sun warms my sides.
I taste very sweet
And my name is...
Sasha (cheerfully). Watermelon!
Grandmother. Guess some more.
I'll decorate your salad
Everyone will be happy to eat.
Loved by people for a long time
Red, juicy...
Sasha. Tomato!
Grandmother. Soup with me is not bad at all
I'm called...
Sasha. Peas!
Grandmother. Well, now let's go bake birthday cakes.
The children follow Grandma.
Scene "Birthday"
Characters: Mum; her daughter Tanya, a girl, aged 9, whose birthday is being celebrated; guests: Nikita - a lively, mischievous boy; Olya is a chubby, serious girl; Natasha is a cheerful, smart girl, Alyosha is the smallest of the guests, 4 years old.
Cozy room decorated with balloons. The table is covered. Mom puts napkins on the table, Tanya straightens the bow in front of the mirror.
Mum. Well, everything seems to be ready. Now I'll just bring the juice. And you, Tanyusha, get ready to receive guests. Be friendly to everyone so that no one is embarrassed. Be careful about gifts: you must definitely open the gift and thank you, because the one who presents it to you wants to please you.
Calls are being made. Tanya runs out into another room and joyful exclamations and laughter are heard from there. The children return to the room with the set table. Everyone is alive. A call rings out. Little Alyosha enters and gives Tanya his gift - a bunny. Tanya kisses Alyosha and puts the bunny on a chair.
Mom offers to sit at the table.
Mum(clasping his hands). And we have something missing on the table and, in my opinion, there is no cake here. But I see a note. (Unfolds the note and reads.) "Look for the cake by clues." And here are the hints:
He has four legs
Soft plush belly
I like to sit in it with a cat,
Let me sing songs.
What is this item? Who is this with a plush belly?
Natasha. I guessed it was a chair. I also like to sit in an armchair with a cat and a book.
Children come to the chair and take out a new note.
Nikita(is reading).
Lions and tigers on the screen
A new fairy tale has come
I can sit for hours
Forgetting done.
Only mom is unhappy
She orders to sit down at the table:
- Did you prepare for the test?
Watch out, you'll get a stake!
Mum. Guess what this item is?
Olya. It's not hard to guess, we all love to watch TV. It's really hard to get away from him.
Everyone goes to the TV, looks under it and takes out a new note.
Olya(is reading).
Well, to this subject
You walk with respect.
Smart thoughts, advice,
You will find a lot in it.
On the chain here is a scientist cat
Can tell fairy tales
talking crows
Gerda will help.
Moidodyr will meet you here,
Lame and crooked
The guys will notice the dirt -
Straight into the sink!
Here is the beautiful Malvina
Like a magic key
Open doors to knowledge.
Here you will be welcomed
Children(they shout joyfully in unison). This is a bookcase, because the poems spoke about the heroes of our favorite books.
Everyone goes to the bookcase and pulls out a new note from the shelf.
Mum(is reading).
Now let's go here.
Stop.
And look at this subject.
What is it, you now understand
When you read poems about him.
It happens that dirty and sluts
They go home in a soiled shirt,
Smeared with ink and chalk...
Then get down to business
And using the machine is very fast
You will become neat, clean.
Well, guess what?
Girls. It's a washing machine!
Mum. Run, bring us the next note - a riddle.
The girls run away and soon return.
Olya has a note in her hands.
Mum. I see you with a new riddle, then read on.
Natasha.
In the subject of this eternal cold,
Frost is strong and angry,
So that we don't feel hungry
He keeps our products.
Here is some sign pinned here,
Isn't this where our surprise sits?
Everyone goes to the fridge and Mom takes out the cake. He carries it to the table, puts it, and under the cake everyone discovers the last note:
"Here's the cake.
He is in front of you:
White-pink, large.
cut it into pieces
And put it in front of you."
Everyone sits down at the table.
Nikita(Glancing cheerfully at the guests). And I know how to behave properly at the table. I read about it in the poet Grigory Oster, listen carefully:
If you get your hands dirty with salad at dinner
And you are embarrassed to wipe your fingers on the tablecloth,
Lower them discreetly under the table
And there quietly dry your hands
About the neighbor's pants.
Natasha. Wow tips!
Nikita. And this advice is not simple, the author himself called them "Bad advice."
Mum. Behaving properly at the table is a whole science. Here you are, Nikita, you should have pushed the girl's chair and helped her sit down, and then not start eating yourself, but first offer food to a neighbor on the table. And on the table, many serving items have their own history. For example, the well-known napkin. You have no idea that it has a very ancient origin. It was used even during feasts in Ancient Rome. Then, however, they forgot about it. But in the XV century they began to use it again.
Did you know that a long time ago in peasant houses there were no plates, only bowls and pots. Therefore, food (of course, not cabbage soup or borscht) was placed on a piece of bread, and then such a “bread” plate was eaten. Plates appear only in the 16th century. The spoon is a very old item, it is much more than 1000 years old, but the fork is relatively young, it appeared in the Middle Ages and was invented in order to protect the big collars of noble people from greasy stains that food could leave. Only in the 19th century, quite recently, one might say, did the fork take its place on every table.
Now eat some cake.
Nikita. And I can give everyone advice about the cake.
Natasha. Harmful again? From Grigory Oster?
Nikita. Now understand. Listen carefully.
If a friend's birthday
invited you to my place,
You leave a gift at home -
Useful for yourself.
Try to sit next to the cake,
Do not enter into conversations:
you while talking
Eat half as much sweets.
Choose smaller pieces
To swallow faster.
Do not grab the salad with your hands -
You can scoop up more with a spoon.
If they suddenly give nuts,
Rash them carefully in your pocket,
But do not hide the jam there:
It will be difficult to take out.
Children laugh merrily.
Mum. Now you probably want to play. Let's have a quiz. Whoever knows fairy tales better, he will receive a prize.
Here are your questions.
1. What was the name of the mischievous old woman who had the rat Lariska in her purse, and the old woman sang a song:
Who helps people
He is wasting his time.
good deeds
You can't get famous.
(Old Woman Shapoklyak)
2. What was the name of the girl who courageously searched for her friend Kai and saved him from Snow Queen? (Gerda)
3. What was the name of the housekeeper of the Kid, who was friends with Carlson? (Freken Bock)
4. In what fairy tale was the old woman left with nothing and why? ("The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish".)
5. Which girl had seven dwarf friends? (Snow White)
6. Which girl went to a ball in a pumpkin and lost her glass slipper in the palace? (Cinderella)
7. What was the name of the girl who wove nettle shirts for her 12 brothers? And why did she do it? (Her name was Elsa, and the shirts were needed for the brothers to turn from swans back into princes.)
8. In which fairy tale did the girl fall asleep for 100 years after pricking herself on a spindle? ("Sleeping Beauty".)
9. What was the name of the girl who was so small that she could sleep on a flower petal? (Thumbelina)
10. What heroine lives in a hut on chicken legs? (Baba Yaga)
11. Which boy had bear and panther friends? (At Mowgli.)
12. What was the name of the little bear who loved honey very much and went to visit the Rabbit with his friend Piglet? (Winnie the Pooh)
13. What boy dreams of opening a magic door with a golden key? (Pinocchio)
14. Who made the evil Señor Pomodoro shed bitter tears? (Cipollino)
15. In what city was the roof on which Carlson lived? (Stockholm)
16. How vehicle did Emelya use in the fairy tale "By the Pike"? (stove)
17. What must a real princess have to feel, even if she was laid to sleep on a whole mountain of featherbeds? (Pea)
18. What was the name of the peaceful cat who offered the mice to "live together"? (Cat Leopold)
19. What was the name of the vegetable that the whole family could not pull out, did you have to call a little mouse for help? (Turnip)
20. What was the name of the boy traveling with the wild geese and his friend the pet goose Martin? (Niels)
21. What method of transportation did the traveling frog invent? (On a twig carried by 2 ducks in their beaks.)
22. Whom did Prince Gvidon marry in Pushkin's Tale of Tsar Saltan? (On the Swan Princess)
23. How many heroes did uncle Chernomor take ashore? (33)
24. Who does the ugly duckling turn into? (In a beautiful swan.)
25. The miller, dying, left an inheritance to 3 sons. The eldest - a mill, the middle one - a donkey, and what inheritance did the youngest receive? (cat)
26. Whom did Puss in Boots ask to turn into a terrible cannibal? (First into a lion, and then into a mouse.)
27. What city were the wandering musicians donkey, dog, cat and rooster from? (From Bremen)
28. What medicine did Dr. Pilyulkin treat all diseases with? (castor oil)
29. What kind of friends did the girl Ellie make while going to the Emerald City? (Tin Woodman and Scarecrow)
30. Where is the death of Koshchei the Deathless? (At the tip of the needle that is placed in the egg.)
Mom chooses the one who gave the most correct answers and gives a prize.
Children, happy and cheerful, begin to gather home.
The smallest boy, Alyosha, already dressed, goes to the chair where they put the bunny he gave him, and takes it in his hands, about to leave.
Natasha(surprised). Alyosha, why are you taking the bunny with you? After all, this is your gift to Tanya. Alyosha. I like him myself.
Olya. Gifts are not returned. After all, you wanted to please Tanya with them, right?
Alyosha. Wanted, really wanted.
Natasha. So you should leave the bunny to her.
Well, you're still funny, Alyosha! Little! Alyosha. Not small, but already big. (Holds the bunny to Tanya.) Take it, Tanya, I gave it to you.
All the guys laugh and say goodbye to Tanya
Scene "Name day with a Frenchman"
Characters: Mum; Natasha, her daughter (she is the birthday girl), guests (children).
Before this skit, the facilitator will make a short explanation.
Let the children watch it like a fairy tale.
In the scene, you must use a fragment of the opera by P. I. Tchaikovsky "Eugene Onegin" - the couplets of Monsieur Triquet.
Leading. Guys, of course, you all know the great Russian poet A. S. Pushkin. You know him from the wonderful fairy tales “The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish”, “The Tale of the Dead Princess and the Seven Bogatyrs”, “The Tale of the Priest and His Worker Balda”, etc. But, apart from fairy tales, Alexander Sergeevich wrote other works. So, he wrote the novel "Eugene Onegin", and you will read it when you are older. The composer P. I. Tchaikovsky wrote the opera Eugene Onegin based on the plot of the novel. But we are now interested in hearing a small piece of this opera. There is a scene of the name day of Tatyana (the heroine of the novel), to which the Frenchman Monsieur Triquet came. In honor of the birthday girl Tatyana, he sings the verses he composed, of course with an accent, but understandable.
Mother and daughter are sitting on the couch in the room.
Winter evening, it is dark outside the window, a table lamp is on.
Mum. Well it looks like everything is ready for tomorrow: treats, sweets, prizes that we will present at competitions and games ... Have you invited everyone, Natasha?
Natasha. Yes, mom, and everyone said they would definitely come. That will be fun! I've been waiting for this day so much! You, mother, said about the prizes. And I also prepared riddles, my grandmother and I picked them up. She said that her birthday party, when she was little, was also fun. Already in a few days they were preparing performances - it turned out a whole concert.
And her grandmother, my great-great-grandmother, celebrated her birthday. Then not birthdays were celebrated, but only name days. That's what Grandma says. Well, there were also guests, a festive table, gifts, a cake with burning candles ... Of course, relatives and guests performed: they sang, danced, read poems, solved charades.
Mum. Do you know what a charade is?
Natasha. I know, mommy, my grandmother explained to me that this is such a riddle in which the word that is being thought of consists of parts, and these parts themselves are separate words.
Mum. Well done, Natasha, you explained correctly.
Natasha. For example, I will tell you: the first syllable is a note and the second is also a note, and the whole word means a plant that looks like a pea. What is this?
Mum. I think it's beans.
Natasha. Correctly guessed.
Mum. In general, playing with words is very interesting. Now I'll tell you too.
Here is a word with two meanings in it:
One in great affinity with the castle,
Other - in the meadow, in the forest
Murmurs, runs and splashes,
A stream of transparent shines.
Natasha. I think this is the key.
Mum. Quite right.
Natasha. And my grandmother told me that she listened to the opera, where there were name days, and there one Frenchman in a wig, a guest at the name day, sang verses in honor of the birthday girl. And my grandmother sang them to me. I liked the couplets. Very funny and funny. I even wanted to visit these birthday parties.
Mum. Well, daughter, you fantasized, and you need to rest. Lie down for a while, and I'll go bake a cake. By the way, pies were always baked for both name day and birthday.
They also told me about name days and said that they broke the pie over the birthday man so that raisins from the pie would fall on his head. It was believed that money and all kinds of wealth would also fall on the birthday boy. The people had a lot of interesting customs, and you need to know them in order to imagine how our grandmothers and great-grandmothers lived ... Rest, but it's time for me to have a pie.
Mom leaves the room. Natasha leafs through the big picture book for a while, but soon leans her head on the pillow and falls asleep. A light, transparent fabric falls from above, like a curtain. The light gradually fades and lights up again. All the action takes place behind a transparent fabric - this is a girl's dream. In a dream, she is Tatyana.
A girl in a 19th-century dress, with long curled curls, a bow in her hair, a pink fluffy dress tied under her breasts with a ribbon.
Several smart and cheerful children. Music sounds (polonaise from the opera "Eugene Onegin"), talking animatedly, the girls join hands, spin around. They approach the birthday girl, kiss, give gifts.
Lackey(enters and announces). Monsieur Triquet. A young man in a red wig runs in quickly, bowing gallantly.
In his hands he has a sheet folded into a tube, where couplets are written.
Monsieur Triquet. Allow me, Tatyana, to congratulate you and present my little poems in your honor. A musical fragment of Monsieur Triquet's couplets sounds. Playing the role of Monsieur Triquet at this time depicts a singing man.
At the end of the singing, the children laugh, clap their hands.
Mum. Bravo, bravo, Monsieur Triquet! Your verse is excellent, and very, very nicely sung.
And now, children, you and Monsieur Triquet will play games. There is such a Russian folk game "At the bear in the forest." Let's choose a bear first.
Children(shouting). This is Monsieur Triquet, Monsieur Triquet!
Mum. He sleeps in the forest, and we all go to the forest for mushrooms and sing a song.
Children(sing).
At the bear in the forest
Mushrooms, I take berries!
The bear is disgusted
Frozen on the stove!
As soon as the players have spoken the last words, the "bear", which was "sleeping", begins to "wake up", and then suddenly runs after the children and tries to catch someone. The one who is caught becomes a "bear". Children do not have to immediately rush to run away from the bear, they can tease him with a song.
Mum. You must be tired, let's play some quiet game. Let's solve riddles! Whoever solves the most riddles will win a prize.
Soft paws, and scratches in the paws. (Cat)
I have no legs, but I walk
There is no mouth, but I will say
When to sleep, when to wake up
When to start work. (Clock)
There is a mop in the middle of the yard,
Pitchfork in front, broom in back. (Cow)
Two bellies, four ears. (Pillow)
Flowing, flowing, not flowing
Run, run, don't run. (River)
Doesn't bark, doesn't bite
But he won't let me into the house. (Lock)
Two rings, two ends
And in the middle is a carnation. (Scissors)
Without hands, without an ax
Hut built. (Bird's Nest)
White as chalk, flew from the sky.
He spent the winter, ran away to the ground. (Snow)
Antoshka stands on one leg.
Whoever sees him, everyone will bow. (Mushroom)
The grandfather is sitting in a hundred fur coats,
And whoever undresses him sheds tears. (Onion)
One hundred clothes, and all without fasteners. (Cabbage)
Round, not a month,
Yellow, not oil
With a tail, not a mouse. (Turnip)
The girl is sitting in a dungeon, and the scythe is on the street. (Carrot)
The duck is in the sea, the tail is on the fence. (Ladle)
The golden sieve of black houses is full. (Sunflower)
No windows, no doors - the upper room is full of people. (Cucumber)
No arms, no legs, but he can draw. (Frost, patterns on the window)
Malanya came - a flame was lit,
Pahom came - the house shook. (Lightning and thunder)
Metu, meta - I will not sweep,
The time will come - he will leave. (Sunbeam)
Steel horse, linen tail. (Needle and thread)
Not a bush, but with leaves,
Not a shirt, but sewn
Not a person, but tells. (Book)
Tail with patterns, boots with spurs,
He sings at night, he counts time. (Rooster)
Two brothers went into the water to swim. (buckets)
Not a tailor, but walks with needles all his life. (Hedgehog)
Lots of teeth, but nothing to eat. (Crest)
Sleeps during the day, flies at night
And scares passers-by. (Owl)
Mum. I think the girls want to dance. Right?
The melody of any polka sounds.
Children stand in pairs and dance.
Mum. I have prepared 2 more riddles for you, but I don’t know if you will be able to guess them.
hole on top,
hole underneath,
And in the middle -
Fire and water.
Children. This is a samovar.
Mum. That's right, and we'll need it. And what else will we need for tea, you will tell yourself if you guess the next riddle.
White as snow
In honor of everyone.
Got in the mouth -
There he disappeared.
Children. Sugar.
Mum. Well, you deserve it, it's time for tea.
The light gradually fades and turns on again.
The transparent curtain has been removed. In the room, on the couch, Natasha wakes up. Her mother enters.
Mum. I see that you are already awake?
Natasha. Oh, mommy, what a dream I had! I was Tatyana, Monsieur Triquet came to me and sang his funny couplets. I had guests, and we played different games: guessed riddles, danced the polka, everything, as in the old days. We even drank tea from a samovar.
Mum. That's right, Natasha, then you could drink tea from a samovar. Do you know how long it has been in existence? Since the 18th century it has been in Russia, and it was made in Tula. This city was famous for its samovars. Whatever sizes and styles existed for samovars! A pipe was placed inside the samovar, into which either pine cones or wooden chocks were poured. They set it on fire with a torch, fanned the fire with air, the water heated up and boiled. At the top of the samovar, behind a low carved grate, stood a teapot. On the table, chopped sugar with beautiful tweezers for it was placed in a sugar bowl, there were various jams. Bagels were sometimes hung on a hot samovar to warm them up. Tula samovars are as famous as other Russian souvenirs, such as matryoshka, balalaika, brightly and beautifully decorated Khokhloma dishes, Palekh painting. Sitting at the samovar was a favorite custom in Russia. People gathered in families for a boiling samovar, merchants made trade deals, went out of town with samovars and drank tea in nature.
Natasha. How interesting! Do we have a samovar at home?
Mum. There is, only it is quite modern - electric, but the tea from it is also very tasty.
And now let's hurry to prepare the table not for those guests that you had in a dream, but for real ones.
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