Gathered on Saturday.
I gave everyone assignments
As per schedule.
Daughter, wash the floor said
Sweep the whole yard for your son.
And children to their father
Wrote, already tseu.
Put laundry in the machine
And clean the vacuum cleaner
Finally for a picture
Drive a huge nail into the wall.
A son: You can jump and play!
Daughter: How so?
After all, you heard
We need to water the flowers
Sweep the whole yard quickly
Wash the floor, we are waiting for guests.
The Kovalyovs are visiting us today
They will come for tea.
Is it possible so Seryozha?
notices girlfriends (joyfully)
Ouch! The girls are coming to me! Leaving with friends
A son: Well Marina! Well, it does! (scratches back of head)
Dad: (sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper and grumbling)
Because today is Saturday
It's not good at all to work. (yawning pulls up)
I'd rather sleep for an hour.
And then with feeling, really
Our mom is right here.
Mum: I took off early,
To buy a pie for the table
Guests are coming soon
Oh, where is my son?
And Marina ran away
I don't see a nail in the wall.
All clear…
Resting…
The yard was rather swept,
Son and daughter ran here
Mum: Oh, kids! Here's the deal!
Daughter: Oh, forgive us Mommy
We played a little, a little
A son: I went to visit Anton,
To return the ball to him.
Dad: I dozed off for an hour,
And I slept all day.
Mum: I don't hold a grudge against you,
And for the first time I will forgive.
(doorbell)
I will open the door, I will go
Well, I ask everyone to the table.
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March 8 is the most long-awaited holiday for all women on the planet. Usually, even little girls are not deprived of attention, who, along with their mothers, receive compliments and gifts. March 8 is celebrated at school along with other holidays, and on this day the administration faces a difficult task: to please not only teachers and schoolgirls, but also mothers and grandmothers invited to the concert. The proposed scenario is designed for students of junior and high schools. By contacting him, you can find the most on March 8 for high school students and find out the design features of the assembly hall.
Some organizational points
Traditionally, a boy and a girl are chosen as the hosts of such events - the most active and bright high school students who know how to keep up a conversation with the audience. Decorating the hall on March 8 at school is an important moment. Since fresh flowers are expensive, you can use artificial ones, do not forget about balloons and children's drawings. Funny scenes and anecdotes must be diluted with dances and songs prepared by the schoolchildren themselves. At the beginning of the holiday, one should verbally congratulate the teachers present and, if possible, give each a bouquet of flowers. At the end, each class disperses to their classrooms and continues the celebration with cakes and soft drinks.
Opening event
Presenter 1: Good afternoon, dear teachers and students!
Lead 2: Hello, dear parents and guests of our event!
Presenter 1: Today we have gathered in the assembly hall of our beloved school in order to celebrate the day when the beautiful half of humanity is waiting beautiful words and good deeds.
Lead 2: This day is dedicated to you, dear teachers, mothers, grandmothers and, of course, our students.
Presenter 1: Holding March 8 at school has already become a tradition in our small friendly team, and therefore Diana and our participants in the event will try to make this holiday unforgettable. The word is given...
Day of tea and feasts!
Our mothers, we love you
We will not forget your love and care!
Witty and funny sketches on March 8 for high school students
Presenter 1: Diana, do you think our graduates are as cheerful as elementary school girls?
Lead 2: Maxim, I have no doubt about it! In order to prove this, we will now ask the 9-B students to go to the stage with the miniatures.
Scene "Conspiracy against the chemist"
Sidorov, I did not expect to catch you in the backyard of the school with a lighter! Now you're dancing with me! Don't come tomorrow without your parents, I'll tell them that you're addicted to cigarettes!
Sergei Viktorovich, no need for parents! I made firecrackers for Nadezhda Ilyinichna and wanted to set them on fire right now.
For your chemist, or what? So don't throw them through the window, Sidorov, but from the roof - let's go and help!
- My 10-A made me so happy today! The guys gave me a subscription to the Thai sauna, manicure, pedicure and chocolate massage included! What gold I have, this is how much money they spent on it! This is the best gift for March 8!
Now we know, Ariadna Ilyinichna, who robbed the school piggy bank...
Scene "Kings now and then"
Presenter 1: They say that the current generation of children has become completely different: boys and girls do not respect teachers and allow themselves obscene antics. Let's make sure of this and listen to the conversation of teachers who left the Soviet school.
Raisa Fedorovna, what a difficult time these days have passed! Once our profession was the most highly paid and prestigious. Teachers could be compared with kings, because it was they who educated society. Now show me a man in school who could be called a king?
And today, children consider themselves to be such, Lidia Pavlovna: they alone are the most omniscient among us.
Scene "Dimensionless bag"
Lead 2: Diana, but we bet that I will figure out the teachers at a glance!
Presenter 1: And how will you do it, Maxim?
Host 2: It's simple - after all, teachers have the largest bags, in which not only magazines, but also, it seems, a bicycle can fit. We hope that you will certainly enjoy the funny skits on March 8 (for high school students we saved this job).
Petrov goes to meet the teacher in English along the corridor and asks him to rate him in his diary:
Svetlana Sergeevna, I answered today at the blackboard and got a five! Put it in your diary so that I can please my mother, because tomorrow is March 8!
Okay, Petrov, just wait, I'll find the red pen.
(Svetlana Sergeevna takes out magazines, notebooks, diaries, pencil cases and some women's "tricks" from her dimensionless bag - a comb, lipstick, mirror).
Svetlana Sergeevna, it's already dark outside, it's time for me to go home. You look for a pen here for now, and I'll come to you tomorrow for an assessment. And by the way, I congratulate you on March 8!
School holidays are coming to an end...
Presenter 1: Dear guests, our solemn event comes to the end.
Lead 2: We hope that you really liked the poems for mothers and funny skits on March 8 (it turned out to be a pleasure to prepare such a performance for high school students!) and that upon returning home you will have a pleasant impression of our holiday.
Presenter 1: From the bottom of our hearts we want to thank you, dear teachers, for the work you put into our upbringing and education; you, dear mothers and grandmothers, for your endless support; you, dear girls, for trying your best to gain knowledge and grow up as disciplined students.
Host 2: And now a little surprise awaits you - tea drinking. We ask teachers, students and parents to disperse into classes.
The celebration of March 8 has ended in the assembly hall. Humorous skits and other activities it is appropriate to continue in the classroom. Before this, parents are invited to visit an exhibition of drawings and products. The works presented there were made by students involved in the sections of fine arts, "Beadwork", "Photography" and others (if any).
Description: There are no men in your team, but do you need to somehow congratulate yourself, your loved ones on March 8? We will give you many ideas on how to spend a fun holiday in the women's team on your own, and without the participation of the male half of humanity. A holiday in a purely female team can also be very interesting if you prepare not only congratulations on March 8, but also funny scenes, cool games and contests, ditties, riddles, funny questions and answers, quizzes, humorous performances and rework songs. Our full script for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men can be supplemented with other competitions to women's day at your discretion. 12 music tracks are attached to the script to fill in the pauses for the feast.
By the way, a good idea to spend March 8 in a team can be theme party. For example, in retro style, or in the style of the 80s, in the form of a masquerade, ball, rock party, with the appropriate dress code.
What you need for this fun scenario:
Competitions for the women's team on March 8 without the participation of men
1 competition. Whose subject?
The essence of the competition: one participant comes out, she is taken aside, and without her, the leader collects the subject from the women from the team. It can be watches, rings, beads, belts, phones or cases from them, any jewelry, jewelry, maybe even shoes! Our participant must guess where the subject is and conclude whether she knows her colleagues well.
2 competition. Mistresses.
At least 2 participants take part in this competition. But more is possible. They will need to perform comic tasks for speed and the ability to be a good housewife. For example, there may be such tasks:
Etc. The most agile female participant and hostess wins.
3 competition. Dance.
They call two participants who can dance the waltz, and offer them to dance to the music. But the music begins to change in style, then rap, then jazz,
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4 competition. Fruity temptation.
You need to buy fresh strawberries, bananas, apples, oranges, kiwi, lemon and other fruits. Also cucumber, or potatoes. Cut everything into large pieces and mix in two bowls.
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5 competition. Characteristic.
The head of the organization characterizes each colleague briefly on a piece of paper. Next, the leaves are mixed.
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6 competition. Try to laugh.
Call one of those wishing to take part in the competition. She goes backstage, the host gives her giant leggings, which she must put on over her clothes. …………………………………………………….
7 beauty contest.
All women in your team can participate in the beauty contest.
Comic nominations:
1.) Longest legs
2.) The longest nails
3.) The longest eyelashes
4.) Biggest Breasts
5.) The biggest booty
6.) The thinnest waist
Etc.
The meaning of the competition is simple: the girls are given cardboard numbers of participants on a ribbon, or they glue round numbers on their backs. You need to beautifully walk the podium, demonstrating all the nominations. The winners receive small prizes.
The owner of long legs: tights, long nails - varnish, long eyelashes - mascara, large breasts - beads, big priests - a pillow under the ass with buckwheat, a thin waist - a belt.
Game: If...
The presenter prepares two boxes, in one box there are pieces of paper with the beginning of phrases, in the other box - the endings of phrases. The host gives each woman to draw 1 piece of paper from each box. And then read them in order. Fun questions and answers go together.
Examples (beginning of phrases):
1. If I were our boss, then ...
2. If I knew the President personally, then ...
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Examples: (end of phrases):
1. Then I would be the happiest in the world.
2. Then I would not work here anymore.
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Scene for March 8 for a female corporate party on the motive: Three girls under the window
Three women take part in the scene - three girls. Who sit under the window on a bench and gossip about this and that.
Presenter: Three girls under the window, chatted in the evening, talking about this and that.
1 girl: If only I could get drunk now
Presenter: One girl says
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Scene for March 8 for a female corporate party on the motive: I am writing to you, what more
Text of the letter:
We write to you, what more
What more can we say.
Today at the corporate
Of course we will drink.
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A comic scene with dressing up: a declaration of love to women
A woman disguised as a man comes out. The costume is such that it was funny, the man is supposed to be macho.
Macho: Good evening dear ladies!
I am a macho, conqueror of women's hearts.
It will be fun with me, just pipets!
I won't let you get bored and sad
Don't believe me? I'm worth a lot.
All the socialites hunted me
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Chastushki for corporate parties on March 8
1.) We are athletic beauties
We love to sing and dance.
And we'll wear sneakers
You definitely won't catch up with us!
2.) I have three suitors,
I'm full of attention.
Can't choose someone
I'd rather be alone.
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Riddles for a corporate party on March 8 (for adults, with a catch)
1.) Above the knee, below the navel, a hole - an arm can easily crawl through. (guess: pocket)
2.) Sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes thick, sometimes thin. It pops up everywhere, it's called in three letters. (guess: nose)
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Song-alteration to the motive: “Let them run clumsily ...” for March 8
1 couplet:
Let all men run
Shops in the morning
Buying bouquets of flowers.
On this day, we are goddesses
Queens, princesses,
Be ready for whims, man!
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The corporate party on March 8 traditionally includes a banquet with toasts, contests and fun dramatizations. There may be a guest host at the celebration, but it is easy to organize a holiday on your own.
We have selected several scenarios for a corporate party on March 8 to make the evening fun and memorable.
The corporate party begins with congratulations at the festive table.
Toast
“We all know that the most fickle and changeable thing on Earth is not the weather, but the mood of women. I wish you that your mood changes from upbeat to good, from good to joyful, from joyful to cheerful, and from cheerful to happy. And no other changes! Since March 8!
After the banquet, it is proposed to play a fairy tale. Participants receive cards with phrases.
Story
The text of the impromptu fairy tale is read by the presenter, the rest beat what they heard and pronounce their phrase every time their character is mentioned in the text.
Actors and lines:
- Mirror: "We've seen better!"
- Mary: "I want to marry!"
- Joe: "They won't catch us!"
- Horse: "Get me drunk!"
- Cat Murka: "I'm on my own!"
- Dog Mongrel: "Well, woof, and what!"
Morning. In a small cozy saloon, the lonely mistress Mary sits and, out of boredom, constantly looks into the Mirror. Murka the cat gently rubs against her legs, then sits on Mary's knees and also looks into the Mirror. At the entrance to the saloon, the Dog is basking in the sun.
And somewhere on the prairies, the elusive Cowboy Joe rides on his faithful Horse. And suddenly Joe abruptly stops his faithful Horse, because he remembers that today is a men's holiday, and it would be nice to drop in on the beauty of Mary, skip a couple of glasses. The cowboy abruptly turns the horse around and gallops to Mary. Mary continues to look into the Mirror and sigh.
Joe drives up, gets off the Horse, gives him a drink, and then Dog Mongrel notices him, Joe scratches him behind the ear, Dog pretends to be glad. Joe comes up to Mary, looks into the Mirror, pets Murka the Cat and hints to Mary that it would be nice to have a drink. Then the Horse beat with his hoof and neighed, apparently he also wanted to drink, from this the Dog moved his ears slightly, and the Cat wagged her tail. And Mary again looked into the Mirror, sighed, stroked the Cat, threatened the Dog, waved her hand to the Horse, and finally poured Joe.
Joe drank, flushed, looked in the Mirror, then at Mary, who nervously stroked the Cat, looking back at the Dog and the Horse. Then she began to preen herself in front of the Mirror, Joe had another drink, then another and ... disagreed with the Mirror about Mary. And Joe decided that a holiday is a holiday, and it is better to spend it in cheerful company Mary, faithful Horse, Cat and Dog, than to gallop like a fool on the prairies.
Holding March 8 in the women's team
When planning a scenario for March 8 in a women's team, you will need to build a program that would include funny contests that will make the celebration interesting. In this case, no one will be bored.
For the event, you can choose a cafe suitable for the number of participants. The holiday is hosted. The peculiarity of the celebration in the women's team is the presence of only ladies, which should be taken into account when planning a festive program.
Presenter: Dear women, I invite you to celebrate our holiday! Today we will have a bachelorette party, dedicated to the holiday spring and beauty. At the very beginning, the floor is given to the head of our company.
Presenter: It is very important for us women to always be beautiful. Let's check which of us is the best at doing makeup.
For the next competition, it is necessary to prepare posters on which a woman's face will be drawn. You also need to prepare cosmetics - mascara, blush, lipstick and so on. The task is to make up the face with the help of cosmetics. The competition is held under cheerful music. The winner is determined by the volume of applause. She is awarded a prize - a set of cosmetics.
Presenter: There are many friends in our group. As proof of your friendship, you must sing a song about true female friendship.
After that, the scenario on March 8 in the women's team involves the performance of a song about female friendship. To do this, you must first prepare a musical composition. The song is sung by all employees.
Presenter: Despite the fact that our team is female, on this day we cannot remember about men. For this, a fun competition is offered.
After that, the script on March 8 in the women's team includes a competition in the festive program, for which one of the women is invited. The task is to show one of the male professions. This must be done without words, that is, only with gestures. The name of the professions to the participant who will show the words is said by the presenter. The woman who guesses the word will show next.
As an example of professions that will be shown, you can offer such options as a mechanic, driver, tractor driver, plumber and many other options.
Presenter: Now let's remember about classes that are purely female. For this, an excellent option is offered - an interesting game.
Then the game is played. One of the women names a word, for example, "Washing", then the person sitting next to her should name another women's activity. In this case, the condition is to name a word that must begin with the letter with which the previous one ended, that is, in this case it is the letter "A". You can call funny options.
Presenter: I propose to drink for such a festive day and congratulate the ladies on their holiday.
Presenter: What's a party without dancing? Everyone is invited to the dance floor.
Cheerful and dance music sounds and all the guests go to dance.
Presenter: Each of us wants to be in childhood again at least for a moment. Today we will have such an opportunity - this is a competition that will provide an opportunity to feel the sweet taste of childhood again.
In order to hold the next competition, it is necessary to prepare children's sets in the form of constructors.
The task is to assemble the constructor in the allotted time, while the music is playing. The one who copes with the task becomes the winner.
Presenter: Now it's time to test the culinary and tasting skills that are so important for every woman.
Several women participate in this competition. It is necessary to prepare dishes that should not be on the festive table earlier. Participants are blindfolded. Their task is to guess which ingredients are included in the dish that will be tasted. The person with the most correct answer will be the winner.
The celebration is completed with a sweet table. To do this, it will be good to prepare a birthday cake that can be decorated accordingly.
Scenario with contests
The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts to women and congratulations. It is desirable that the congratulations are not too long and official. It is better to perform in poetic or song form. Be sure to mention each woman in your congratulations, compliment her and say a few special words. Also on this holiday you can not do without the presentation of flowers.
Banquet
Depending on the number of participants and the premises in which the celebration takes place, the nature of the banquet may vary. Guests can be seated at one large table or small tables. Participants can take their places immediately upon arrival at the celebration or after the official congratulations.
After congratulations and presentation of gifts, all participants sit down at the table. It is desirable that on this day the participants be spared both the preparation of refreshments and the cleaning of the table after the end of the banquet.
Contest-test "Real women"
As a festive entertainment, you can offer a competition of real women. The competition will be funnier and more interesting if several men dressed as women take part in it. At the same time, the outfit can be quite conventional (a hat, an apron or a paper fan covering the beard), the main thing is that the participants in this performance try to copy female behavior.
After the appearance of men (2-3 people are enough), claiming that they are women, several participants are selected and various competitions are held between them. Despite the hackneyed plot of dressing up a man as a woman, this idea will be popular with the public.
Who is bigger
The facilitator sets any women's topic (for example, "flowers", "cosmetic companies", "elements of clothing", "jewelry"). The task of the participants is to name in random order the words related to this topic. The participant who gives the last word receives a prize point.
Non-standard situations
The host offers each participant a difficult situation from which she must find an original way out. The participants who gave the most interesting answers receive a prize point.
Situation examples:
You have been preparing for the party for a long time, bought a specially elegant dress to impress everyone. However, when you arrived, the outfit of the hostess of the house turned out to be like two drops of water similar to yours. What to do?
You are waiting for the arrival of your husband's parents. To impress, you decide to cook something special. However, nothing works out for you - you oversalt the soup, the roast burns, and the pie looks like a sole. You do not have time to fix anything, because the guests are already ringing the doorbell. What to do?
Before an important date, you went to the hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, you dyed your hair green. Goodbye is one hour away. What to do?
You came to a business buffet in a knitted dress. You are talking to a very important partner and suddenly you notice that one of the guests has caught the button of your jacket on the thread of your dress, and the farther he goes, the more your dress unravels. The important conversation is not over yet. What to do?
The contestant with the most points wins a prize. At the same time, it is desirable to expose disguised men and force them to perform a penalty task (sing a song, dance, etc.).
Competition of unusual sculptures
This competition is offered to men. From balloons of various sizes and shapes, they must fashion a female figure with the help of adhesive tape. It is desirable that for this competition men are divided into teams of 2-3 people.
Women can also be offered to mold a sculpture of a man.
Some of the balloons may already be inflated, in addition, it is necessary to stock up on a sufficient number of uninflated balloons and threads. It is interesting to use balloons of various sizes and shapes.
It doesn’t matter what size the team is, whether there are men in it or whether it consists only of the beautiful half of humanity - a cheerful corporate party on March 8 will help good mood and involvement of all employees in the holiday.
Video with ideas on how to congratulate women in a team on March 8
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1 leader.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Our dear WOMEN!
Today you have the most favorable and happiest day for you according to the "male" horoscope, i.e.:
March 8 - a solemn day,
Day of joy and beauty
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers!!!2 Lead.
What is the holiday of congratulations? And the first congratulations will be presented to you, our respected leaderName . She has the first word.
A word from the headmaster.
1 leader.
When the planet would suddenly freeze,
I would lie dead and cold
From the gaze of a woman
warmed by warmth,
In an instant, she would thaw ...
2 Lead.
In nature itself, the feminine
Stronger, perhaps, than all other beginnings.
Nature generously endowed women,
And people put it on a pedestal.
1 leader.
All in them exalt
Men are happy
From the temper of the meek
As far as eye color...
2 Lead.
Gives you a complimentName the song "Let".
1 leader.
Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, it's time to get down to business..
2 Lead.
Dear male colleagues, please come up to the stage. Dear young ladies, wives, girlfriends, daughters and granddaughters! All words and congratulations today sound only for you! Spring to you and Love!
Men congratulate.
1 leader. You, dear women, have received congratulatory telegrams, but they are all unsigned. Now we will read them, and you try to guess who the author is. I only know that all senders are male.TELEGRAMS:
LET YOU CALL "FISH", "HARNIES"!
HELLO AND CONGRATULATIONS FROM …. DON'T KNOW
PREFER TRANSPORT ON FOOT,
GO TO THE FOREST! GREETINGS… LESHIY
EAT MORE FRUIT AND VEGETABLES
AND YOU WILL BE HEALTHY, YOUR .... Kashchey
TODAY YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AS A PICTURE!
I GIVE THE KEYS TO HAPPINESS! ….. BURATINO
LET IVAN TSAREVICH FIND EVERYONE!
SMILE TO YOU AND SONGS! …. MAKAREVICH
I HOPE EVERYONE WILL MEET THIS SOON!
HELLO TO THE MUSIC! YOUR…. KIRKOROV
LET THE MEN LOOK AT YOU CAREFULLY!
HELLO AND SONG NEW FROM…. BASKOVA
1 leader.
Woman is spring
The image is blooming and tender!
2 Lead.
A woman is always
The world is radiant, boundless.
1 Lead.
It's been so many years
We are fascinated by you.
2 Lead.
You are hope and light
We are bewitched by you.
1 Lead.
Let this song now
Will be a gift for you dear veterans pedagogical work!
Sings for youName "Give Women Flowers"
1 Lead. Students flaunt on their desks
The kids crowded around the blackboard
Students write on the board
We tried! Not a single mistake!
After all, it was not in vain that so many eyes followed
As always with a friendly smile
The teacher entered the classroom!
2 Lead. Great teacher's joy
Here she stands in front of the blackboard
And childish glances follow
Behind her raised hand
These were good minutes.
Wrote, smiled again
The kids read: "Thank you, children,
for your education and love!
The song "I draw on the window" is sung for you by the vocal group "Constellation"
1 Lead. You look at the young people go ... yes, how they coo ..
2 Lead. Well, quickly .. quickly into the bushes ...Scene "Love, love ..."
a short and thin man named VASEK enters the stage. He sits down on a chair. He is wearing a cap with a flower, a fashionable rural jacket. He has a stalk of grass in his teeth, and in his hands small flower. The song starts to play: "Oh, see there on the mountains."
Movie: "He Came Again"His beloved MARUSYA comes out to VASK (it is possible that this was a man in women's clothing) and sits next to him.VASEK: Hello, Marusya!MARUSYA: Hello, Vasyok!VASEK (gives a flower): This is for you!MARUSSIA: Oh, thank you!They both look up in awe. Vasek gently puts his hand on her shoulder. She winces.VASEK: Marusya... will you marry me?MARUSYA: Oh, I don't know. It's so unexpected! I need to think.VASEK: How long can you think? I proposed to you six years ago.MARUSYA: Well, I don't know. If you think it's about time, then I agree.The song is still going on. They sigh together with smiles on their faces.MARUSYA (after a pause): Vasya! Who do you want to get first: a cat or a dog?VASEK: Yeah...MARUSYA: (pause) Vasya, will you always love me?VASEK: I will love you to the end.MARUSYA (after a pause): Vasya, it's already late. Walk me homeOur heroes are leaving. The music stops.
Vasya comes out and sits on a chair. Five seconds later, Marusya comes out with buckets. Puts them on the floor.MARUSYA: Why are you sitting there? Why are you sitting, I ask you? Have you cleared the yard? Did you feed Kurei? I have to do everything myself.VASEK: Why are you shouting like that? I will do everything now.MARUSYA: I'm screaming because even on the 8th of March, you don't do anything for me. And he said that you will love me to the end.VASEK: Well, let's go, let's go, I'll do ... something ...
THE END
1 Lead.
Oh, yeah, how much romance.. (sighing)
2 Vriding.
I would like to congratulate our female teachers. It is difficult for them to deal with us, especially when we express ourselves in an incomprehensible language.
1 Lead.
But life in general is complicated.
2 Vriding.
But in our school life sometimes such moments happen. "Groom from 3 b" readsName
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"Groom from 3 b" Name .
1 Lead.
May success always and everywhere accompany you in business!
And today, on a bright holiday, be you the happiest of all.
2 Vriding.
Gives you his "colorful" performanceName
"Different colors."
Name "Different colors."
1 Lead.
A woman, like a cat, is looking for where it is warmer,
Where the soul is sweeter, the heart is more fun.
2 Vriding.
A woman, like a cat - can be anyone:
Affectionate, harsh, biting, mischievous ...
So what is she - a woman?
Will tell us about itName .
I have a holiday today, it's cooler than the New Year.
You served a wonderful compote this morning.
Couldn't find coffee in the kitchen. He is on the shelf - where always.
You cannot know about it. However, this is nonsense.
You poured compote into a glass with a gap on the side.
Didn't find, you said, cups. This I can understand.
It was not in vain that I tried yesterday to hide everything that is a pity to beat.
To be the kindest and most tolerant today.
Paul - a glass of compote on the bed you spilled.
Don't worry, honey, what are you. Give me a glass, please.
I will finish it with a smile, I will finish it with gratitude.
And for a new sheet somehow then I will kill.
Did you fry an egg?!?!?!?!? It's like I'm in heaven!
Let her with the shell, I'll chew it.
Ouch! What is it? Mimosa? Yes, when did you do it?
Ah, yesterday? And cleverly hid? Want to surprise me?
Where did you hide her? Yeah? In a suit your day off?
Never guessed! (I'll clean on the weekend)
Do you wash all the dishes yourself? Two plates? BAM! One...
Do not worry it's okay. The broom is over there, in the corner.
How sweet you are today, you just want to cry.
Going to? Visiting mom?? I can't recognize you!
Mother-in-law - MOM?? This is great! I didn't dare to dream.
It is not necessary to carry on hands, it is better to hold by the hand.
It’s good that they didn’t decide to extend the women’s holiday.
Indeed, it is impossible to bear it for a long time.
It's good that the evening is coming soon, the day will sink in the course of years.
And only a dried bouquet will remain in the kitchen.
I will wash the sheet, deftly clean the jacket,
And this terrible mess will end in the kitchen.
I will bring myself back to normal, and I will bring the apartment.
And with a very happy muzzle on the bed I will fall.
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I also know women love to give advice!
2 Lead. Yes, especially mothers. They are so kind to us, despite their age. There aren't many of them in our room either. Compliment to momsName .
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We rarely bring bouquets to mom,
But everyone upsets her so often...
And a good mother forgives all this,
A beautiful mother forgives all this.
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Under the weight of worries without bending stubbornly,
She does her duty patiently...
Each mother is beautiful in her own way,
She is beautiful with her mother's love.
Congratulations to all mothersName . The song "Mom".
Name sings the song "Mom".
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March 8 is a wonderful and traditionally beloved holiday in our country.
2 Lead. It is beautiful not only because it is the first spring holiday, when nature awakens and the time of love comes. Men bow before bright way women, because they are so similar to angels. "Music of Angels" performed byName.
"Music of angels" Name .
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Today is a holiday, but you need to write an explanation why you were late for Chinese lessons yesterday??
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Here is a pancake (in Chinese shukay here)
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Why…whom to poke…??
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Nothing ... that's in Chinese ... be it wrong
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Lhello,write an explanationand I'll come back later. In the meantime, you write for all the incomparable women sitting in this room, the next musical number! "Children's play" performedName .
(go backstage to write a letter)
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Well, read what you have there.
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Why am I late (explanatory)
Yesterday when I was walkingfor Chinese lessons , suddenly fell on me from a treecrazy policeman . I screamed likeunderground rhinoceros and lost consciousness. I woke upin Karaganda and said take mefor Chinese lessons , I really need. But for some reason they took meto the State Duma , and from there I walked until I got a liftreactive jalopy . That's why I was late yesterday.
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How did you manage to do so - then ... Oh, look, someone is walking there, let's go and take a look.
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Yes Yes. It's coming, it's coming. This is Valeria Molchanova walking. What is her head thinking?
Valeria Molchanova reads What My Head Thinks About.
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Lovely women! We know this holiday as one of the kindest and most beautiful. On this day, no woman should be left without a gift.
2 Lead. Please accept our congratulations and let a smile appear on your face that will not leave you for a long time. Accept a gift fromName "Inside out".
Name "Inside out".
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teacher, teacher…
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Why are you screaming?
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I want a song for the teacher.
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Please, at the command of the pike, At your will, the song "Good mood» performed by a vocal group"Constellation".
Vocal group of girls "Constellation" performs the song "Good mood".
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ListenName , that's what I'll say.
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Say, sayName .
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If deputies have a sad life, then the salary is big. And these teachers have a fun life, and the salary is small. Look how funny they are.
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Good moral support
Decent pay for all of you.
Effective and without delay,
Solutions to various problems.
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You are valued, cherished, dearly loved!
And joy will be young!
Happy holiday, dear ones!
Together
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With the beginning of spring!
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