"LAUGHING IS ALLOWED!"
Target:
Create a holiday atmosphere.
Tasks:
Give children the joy of participating in contests, drawings and fun.
The development of a positive self-perception associated with a state of enslavement, self-confidence.
Develop a sense of humor, broaden your horizons, develop attention and memory.
Cheerful music sounds, balloons are hung on the stage, funny faces of children painted, flowers. Leaders come out.
1st leader. Hello kids:
Girls and boys!
Everyone without exception
We invite you to the show!
2nd leader. Today is an unusual day.
Everyone is laughing all day today!
1st leader. First day of April -
This is a day of fun.
Everyone is happy with a cute joke.
Have fun old and young!
2nd leader. Day of smiles, jokes, laughter,
Have fun, honest people!
The whole day is fun
Everything is the opposite.
1st leader. Laugh, laugh all day.
Laugh all and sundry!
I'll fall down laughing myself.
This happens once a year!
2nd leader. Jokes and laughter are always needed!
We are without jokes - nowhere!
1st leader. And now the time has come
Let us get to know you.
The game "Introduction" is being played.
2nd leader. We will call the names of girls and boys and give them tasks. If you hear your name - quickly and amicably follow the command. Let's try.
Sasha, Dasha - show yourself!
Zhenya, Katya - get up!
Nastya, Darina - smile!
Tanya, Dani - bow!
Nikita, Ksyusha - stretch!
The one whose name begins with "T" - wave your arms like wings.
Well, those whom we did not name,
Let them do the following in the hall:
The girls will clap their hands
And the boys stomp their feet loudly!
Get ready! Started!
The game is played 2 times.
1st leader. Well done! Very friendly guys in the hall here with us,
And as a reward we give you this song now! (what are our boys made of Video)
2nd leader. So that you don't get bored
We will play again!
We invite 2 boys and 2 girls to the stage. Girls, you will be mummies. Boys, here are some toilet paper rolls for you. Try to wrap your mummy quickly and without gaps. And then the mummies will have to dance to the music. (music for game and dance)
Who will roll faster? Whose dance will be more interesting?!
The game "Mummy" is held, the presenters reward the participants of the game.
1st leader. Without laughter, there is simply no life for us,
We need it everywhere and always.
And from jokes - it's not a secret at all -
My performance is also growing!
2nd leader. We want to offer you a new game.
Who can't live a day without drawing?
1st leader. Do you want to feel like an artist?
2nd leader. We need two applicants who can draw a little.
1st leader. You will draw with your eyes closed.
2nd leader. And only what we will tell you.
The hosts blindfold the participants, give felt-tip pens in their hands.
Assistants hold a board with a sheet of paper in front of each participant.
Two tables can be used for this.
1st leader. So, we begin to draw an elephant at the same time: an ear, a pair of legs, a trunk.
2nd leader. Tail, another pair of legs, head, torso, eye.
1st leader. Let's see what we got?
Participants show pictures. The presenters give prizes to the participants.
2nd leader. Now we want to give advice,
How do you draw an elephant!
The dude comes out.
Reader. You know,
How to make an elephant out of a fly?
This task is not difficult at all:
First you draw a fly,
To the right of the fly is an elephant's ear.
On the left is the trunk, under the trunk is the mouth,
Right - legs, tail and belly
Look at the elephant you got.
Whose fly has landed on his eye! (the child reads leading draw)
1st leader. We offer you a video as a gift,
It instantly raises the mood! (jumble)
2leader You began to yawn, isn't it time to play?
Clothespins game.
Several couples take part in the game. All participants are blindfolded, and then several clothespins are hooked to different parts of the clothes.) The task is to remove as many clothespins as possible from your partner as soon as possible at the signal of the leader while the music is playing. The pair that did it the fastest is considered the winner of the competition. (4 pairs play until one loser remains)
1st leader. We live the best
Because with us - laughter!
We will never part with him!
Wherever we are, we laugh!
2nd leader. Let's look out the window in the morning
The rain is pouring, but it's funny to us"
1st leader. If the path to school lies,
Laughter runs around us.
2nd leader. If the class goes camping -
Laughter is not far behind us.
He is with us in any game:
At home, at school, in the yard.
1st leader. On the river, in the forest and at school,
On the rink and on football -
Everywhere with us our friend -
Laugh-Laugher! Laughter-Laughter!
2nd leader. Young, perky laughter!
Is it not a sin to laugh?
1st leader. We see that you all like to play,
New game for you
We have prepared now.
Our next competition is called "Rope"
(each team is given a rope, at the signal, each team must stretch it through the sleeve of their clothes as quickly as possible). (2 teams of 5 people play 2 times,) (music plays)
1st leader. Everyone knows this song.
And both adults and children sing it.
Because with such a song
It’s more interesting to live, friends, in this world! (Video From a smile, a gloomy day is brighter)
2nd leader. I have a game for you
I will read poetry now.
I'll start and you finish
Answer in unison:
"And me too".
- I woke up early in the morning...
- Washed with tap water...
- Went for a walk...
- Went to the zoo...
- I saw a lioness there...
- I saw a tigress there...
- There was a baby elephant in a cage...
- Was funny as a pig...
- Someone loves apples...
- Someone loves pears...
- Someone doesn't wash their ears...
1st leader. Our meeting, guys, ends,
But don't worry about it!
2nd leader. May your heart be more cheerful
Let your faces shine with smiles.
Let there be more good friends
Let there be fewer errors in the control.
1st leader. We wish you not to be tired.
Walking in the white world
And we want to wish you a happy life
And kind, cheerful like this music!
Music sounds
April 1 is the Day of Laughter and Humor, the day of harmless deceptions and funny jokes. How to make a holiday for children and for yourself interesting and memorable? At school, this day can be spent under the motto "Everything is the opposite!". Proposed theatrical performance is the final event on the day of laughter and is held for schoolchildren. The proposed material is a scenario of the play, which can include numbers amateur performances, vocal and choreographic compositions, competition tasks.
Characters: Laughter, Humor - leading the holiday; Tatyana is the presenter, Magpie-white-sided, Freken Bok, Snow White and the seven dwarfs (Chatterbox, Crybaby, Grumpy, Fidget, Sonya, Rhymerist, Clever), Kikimora, Goblin, Serpent Gorynych and his three heads.
(The hall is festively decorated. There is an artistic cartoon on the back of the stage - two laughing clowns are holding the inscription "April 1st" in their hands.) Action 1. (Funny music sounds. The hosts of the festive program - Laughter and Humor) enter the stage.)
Laughter: Good afternoon, dear guys! Happy Holidays of Laughter and Humor! Happy day of fun tricks and pranks!
Humor: Let the cheerful mood not leave you today!
Laughter: And what day is it today, who can answer me?
Laughter: And Humor! Thanks to us, on the lips of every person one of the most amazing phenomena in the world - a smile. Let's all smile at each other.
Humor: And we will announce the beginning of our holiday!
Laughter: Well done guys! Smiles lit up our entire hall with bright lights and good mood.
Song of Humor and Laughter (to the motive of the song "Smile")
From a smile it will become more fun
From a smile in the sky, a rainbow will wake up.
Let with a smile, to the delight of children,
And our planet will smile brightly.
And then, for sure,
Our school kids
Firmly make friends with laughter.
There will be humor best friend
And luck is out of hand
Won't pass
And the holiday will end in success.
Humor:
We are the main heroes of the celebration,
We make everyone smile.
Heroes you can't live without
We Humor bright and perky Laughter!
Humor: Guys, we will conduct our humorous program together!
Laughter: How is it together? We promised our Tatyana to lead this program with us.
Humor: Oh yes! Completely forgot! Tatyana, let's go to the rescue!
Host: Hello guys! Happy holiday everyone! Let there be no melancholy and sadness in the hall, We are glad, friends, that we were invited to visit. Before we start, I wish you all the best! Long live humor, and the joy of laughter!
(Applause. The lights suddenly go out. Music plays.)
Voice behind the scene:
Ha ha ha! It's just nonsense!
We caught in the net Laughter,
We'll catch everyone soon -
And kids, and aunts, and uncles,
We don't have to explain:
What is so indecent to act,
We will tell you: Everything is fine!
You won't see a holiday
Go for a walk!
Ha ha ha!
Humor to you, as well as your own ears can not be seen!
(The light turns on.)
Presenter:
What happened to us?
The hall suddenly became dark!
Silence reigns and darkness
Something is not right here!
Who can explain to us?
What to ask a magpie?
Magpie:
I am a white-sided magpie,
Brought you on your tail
Very little news
Or rather, only two!
The first is good, the second is a little worse. Which one to start with? With a good one? I thought so! Okay, so be it! What a joy! Spring! April! Laughter, fun and humor! Yes, here, the second news will spoil everything, it's not so funny.
You ask me
I'll tell you everything without melting:
Laughter hurried here for the holiday,
Cheerful humor was a prankster,
They ran along the path
And they didn't stop joking.
The mood was - class!
But, here's what for this hour
I already knew
I'll be very honest:
Evil forces attacked
Humor, laughter have been stolen from us.
Oh trouble, oh trouble!
Tell me where to run?
Presenter:
You run, Magpie, into the forest,
Bring us to the hall of miracles.
We know, in your forest,
Laughter is magic.
Magpie (flying away):
Okay my friends
Hurry up, we have things to do!
(Magpie flies away.)
Presenter:
Let her help us.
Bring smiles back!
We won't waste time
We'll steal a laugh.
Not in a cave, not on fire,
And in an interesting game!
In order for ringing voices to ring in this hall again and again, we need to organize such fun so that everyone in the hall becomes really fun!
Action 2.
(Freken Bock appears. She carries a cat in a cage and at the same time reads a newspaper with jokes.)
Freken Bock: Ha Ha Ha! This is very funny! Fu, what little kids are sitting, with pants straps! And I'll go over here, to the auditorium. Yes, yes, I knew it. The gallery is resting and having fun again.
Young people, how much I have told you: do not laugh and live longer than me! Or am I wrong? Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself! You probably recognized me?
I am Freken Bock - a housekeeper, I personally came to you for a holiday, sing songs, play games, guess riddles, and drink tea with bagels with the guys! Horror, how I love all this, I can’t forget you, my dear, good children! Yes, I completely forgot to ask you, so to speak, to ask. And this, well, the guy with the propeller, did not fly past, by any chance? It's strange, but I heard that a meeting with Humor and Laughter is being organized here. And he is such a humorous, such a funny toddler! Yes, I haven't had fun in a long time! Let me have some joy. Let me be with you at the party.
Presenter: Dear Freken Bok! We had a misfortune: Humor and Laughter hurried to our holiday, but someone suddenly stole them. To bring them back, we need to collect as many smiles and children's laughter as possible!
Freken Bock: Yes, yes! Need to think! Oh, well, since it came to that, I'll help you. I myself am really looking forward to this April holiday of Laughter. (Thoughtfully.) Smiles, smiles! How to organize them on the faces of our cute kids? Need to think! But! An original thought came to me. The balloon will help us solve the problem with the lack of a good mood, laughter and humor.
I invite the guys to take part in the team relay race. Come out, don't be shy.
There must be exactly ten participants in each team. The task of the players is as follows. Need to drive away Balloon through the air with a tennis racket. Whoever the ball touches the floor, he will have to perform 7 squats. The first team to send the ball through the air wins. So teams, get ready! Balloon fly up, ringing laughter sound, ring!
(A sports relay race with a balloon is held.)
(Freken Bok takes a seat in the auditorium. The presenter lowers the first smiles of the guys into the piggy bank.)
Action 3.
(Music sounds. Snow White and the seven dwarfs are on stage.)
Snow White:
Fairy tales fly far across the world,
Giving laughter and joy to everyone.,
And this fairy tale for the guys
We will tell you not melting.
Laughter helps us live
Humor is our success in business.
Who walks in step with them through life,
He will not say “oh” to us and “ah” at a meeting!
Chatterbox:
Laughter somewhere in the room!
I heard it.
But they told me here:
You won't find anything!
Crybaby:
I'm afraid, what if we laugh,
Laugh here in front of everyone.
I don't want to laugh.
Grumpy (grouchily): I say, be quiet!
Crybaby: Shut up! (Whimpers offendedly.)
Fidget:
Just stand still
I don't want to be here.
Sonya:
I have no time to look for laughter
Bye-bye, I want to go to bed!
Rhymer:
There is no laughter in the hall today
Friends, we seem to be late.
Smart ass:
No my friends
I will be frank!
We came here on time, our guests are delayed somewhere.
Laughter carries laughter in a bag,
Humor is a fresh anecdote.
Ran peacefully along the path
Until they met with a boycott.
(The gnomes looked at each other and shrugged.)
Snow White: Don't think guys, Egghead didn't mean to offend anyone. Boycott means a barrier, a danger.
Host: Indeed, Snow White, Laughter and Humor are in danger. Our holiday is on the verge of collapse. What to do? I have no idea... Chatterbox: Maybe we can play here? I brought one game. Do you guys want to play with me? And there, look, Humor and Laughter will hear our sonorous joy and our voices, and they will find their way to us!
(The gnomes organize a quiz on the topic "April and everything connected with it ..." The quiz is compiled according to folk omens and riddles.)
Snow White: I think that we have added the most beautiful smiles to the funniest piggy bank!
Chatterbox: Yes! Yes, that's right, I support. Maybe we will stay here with the guys for the holiday?
Grump: You should have been warned that we were staying!
Fidget: I even wore out my shoes while I was walking here.
Sonya: And we didn't sleep all the way!
Rhymer: Let's wait for laughter in the hall together, We all need to be friends with humor!
Egghead: Summing up the summary: it won't be long to wait for the holiday. I allow all the heroes to stay and participate in the game program!
(Snow White and the dwarfs descend into the hall and take their places in the auditorium.)
Action 4.
(On the stage, Kikimora sits in front of a mirror on a bump and combs her hair. Goblin passes by and sings a song.)
Kikimora:
Dragged in a thin mud Our swamp is a house and a warehouse.
I was a beautiful girl 200 years ago.
Do you hear, Goblin, it has become completely boring: the frogs hid, they do not sing, they are lazy. And not funny at all.
Goblin: Depression after a long snowy winter, do you have Kikimora? Comb your hair and let's get out of your swamp. Let's go to the guys for a holiday.
Kikimora: Yes, I would be glad, friend Leshy, but I can’t move. Swamp and mud all around. Guys, dear, help me get me out of the swamp.
Goblin: Guys, what can we do to help Kikimore?
The game "Cross the swamp"
On the start line in front of each team on a small gymnastic mat. The task of the participants: shifting the mats in the direction of travel (the participant stands on one mat, and puts the other mat in front of him) to reach the counter and back. The first team to complete the task wins.
(Leshy and Kikimora are playing a game. Then they go down to the auditorium.)
Action 5.
(The three-headed Serpent Gorynych appears.)
First head:
Oh, full head,
different thoughts and ideas.
How many different holidays
Everything is ready for the kids!
Second head:
And now I'm out of ideas.
I'm busy with other things.
Third head:
And I want a holiday!
Laugh heartily.
Second head:
Two better than one,
I heard somewhere!
We have three
And so little sense!
One with her ideas is already tired of everyone, the second wanted a holiday, and I'm the only one doing business!
First head:
Well, what are you grumbling about, let me listen to some birds!
I remember when I was young
And then she could laugh heartily.
And joke with friends in a circle of friends,
And eat nice little children!
Second head: Ugh! Are you back to the old one? Enough for you today. Holiday of Humor and Laughter on the nose!
The third head (looks at his nose, feels it): No, I don’t see anything on my nose yet! Guys, we heard from Magpie that Humor and Laughter are in danger. So you can’t hesitate, you need to go and help our faithful friends!
Let's not brag, dear ones,
We know what we're talking about here.
And now let's all play.
We'll make anyone laugh here.
Let's go, guys, let's play and, you see, our piggy bank will be filled to capacity with funny children's smiles, and our heroes will return to have fun together on a holiday.
Game "Relay"
The game is played by two teams. Two people play at once. The right leg of one participant and the left leg of the other participant are tied together with a bow.
Objective of the game: participants must pass around the pins without knocking down a single one, go around the finish flag and return back, betraying the baton.
Action 6.
Presenter: Here Magpie flies to us and drags a huge chest with it. I wonder what is in it?
Magpie: Fu! (Wipes sweat off her face.) Tired, tired! Here's a shipment for you! Get it and sign up!
Host: What's in the chest?
Soroka: To be honest, I don’t know, I haven’t seen it myself! It means I'm flying across the sky, I'm looking - on the ground there is something bright, shiny. I think we should fly closer. Flew up. I picked it up by the tail and brought it here!
Presenter: Come on, guys, open the chest!
(The host opens the lid of the chest, and there are our heroes Laughter and Humor.)
Laughter: Ha-ha, hee-hee!
Friend, they finally found us!
And you were afraid!
Humor: Yes! To be honest, we are in a completely unfunny situation!
Laughter: Thanks to Magpie and children's smiles, because it is thanks to the guys that we ended up here!
Presenter:
The guys have been looking for you all day,
We are very tired!
Laugh:
Thank you friends
Again with you Humor, Laughter.
You can't imagine life without us
Great success awaits you with us!
Humor:
So good to you really
Come here for the holidays.
In the spring, namely in April,
When anyone is such a prankster!
Today we, Laughter and Humor, are organizing a fun festive disco with game moments for all the guys!
Laughter: And let all our fun turn into a real school April Fool's show. Our job is to make everyone laugh and laugh. Today we have a holiday of laughter and fun!
Presenter: There is everything you need for the holiday: a good mood, humor and a desire to have fun. Well, guys, we are opening the brightest, most spring, most funny and humorous April Fools' show "Laughing is allowed"! We offer examples competitive program, which can be imagined as undertakings, during a disco. All the heroes who took part in the theatrical performance lead the teams of children. Created creative groups take places at the tables.
Tasks of the competitive program - command.
Exercise 1: Give the team a name that matches the theme of the event.
(Possible options are "Aprelin", "Spring Birds", "April Fools", etc.)
Task 2:"Fairy Situation" Teams stage famous fairy tales.
Task 3: Recall a joke and present it as a mini-staging.
Task 4: Recall a song where there are words: April, spring, laughter, humor, smile, etc.
Task 5: Present a parody of a famous artist.
Summarizing. Winner's reward ceremony. Disco.
Old postcards should be prepared in advance. It is best to take ordinary rectangular single greeting cards and cut each one into two halves diagonally. Each guest should be given one half of the postcard at the entrance so that the other half must be with a representative of the opposite sex. For example, you can fold one half of each postcard into one box, and put the other halves into a second box. Distribute fragments from the first box to women, and from the second to men. To make it funnier, you can distribute one or two postcards so that subsequently you get two same-sex couples. Toward the end of the evening, a "Find Me" contest should be announced: guests will need to find the owner of the second half of his postcard. Sometimes the results are very interesting.
The host begins the holiday with appropriate verses for the occasion, for example, these:
To everyone's surprise
Game show!
Once a game, i.e. an entertainer,
I have a "product" on the topic.
There will be time to buy.
Is everyone ready to answer?
Well, where should we start?
You can also start like this:
All year, without lying to anyone for a penny,
We're waiting like heavenly manna
The day when you can fall into a lie
Innocently indulge in deception!
Gaining an arsenal of slanderous ideas,
With blasphemous trembling in the body
We catch gullible honest people
Forgotten about the first of April.
And we find them, humble lambs,
Prostetski hung ears.
And the arrows of deceit fly with a whistle
In their bright, pure souls.
But the April Fool's cheerful deception -
Our heartfelt pleasure.
And arrows don't draw blood from wounds,
And good sparks of laughter.
Oh, how cheerful and how good he is -
Replaced the blizzards
That holiday that turns lies into laughter!
Fellow citizens, with the first of April!
Pavel Khmara
While people are seated, getting used to the situation, the presenter can read "Joke tips for holding home holiday April 1st.
1. A guest who has fallen asleep at the table can be fun to play - swap his plate with a salad bowl.
2. Is your favorite meal far away from you? It doesn't matter - just pull the tablecloth towards you.
3. Have you already joked, laughed, and almost all the guests have left, but you haven’t yet, and the hosts look at their watches for some reason? It’s not scary, it will be scary when the owners take you by the hands, by the legs ...
4. Instead of real fruits, you can put dummies in a vase - however, there is a fear that guests' teeth may suffer.
Contest "Telegram". Two large sheets of paper are hung out on which it is written:
Participants of the competition - 2 people - must in 3 - 4 minutes come up with the text of the telegram so that each word begins with a written letter. It might turn out something like this:
I eat watermelons
You want to indulge
I'm waiting for you".
The winner is the participant who turned out funnier - this can be determined by the strength of the applause.
Competition "Who is faster". The host invites 3 women and 3 men, preferably not closely acquainted with each other. Cheerful music is put on. Each pair is given a bright scarf and large family shorts. The woman ties a scarf around herself, and the man puts on underpants right over the suit. The task of the participants is to remove the scarf as quickly as possible during the dance and tie it on the man, and put on the panties on the woman. The winners are those who do the best job.
Leading. A well-known Soviet writer wrote funny poems for children, called "furry alphabet". Here are some of them: “The camel decided that he was a giraffe, and walks with his head up. He makes everyone laugh, but he, the camel, spits on everyone”; “The tortoise is in no hurry, because it is not in a hurry, but where is the one who is always in his house in a hurry?”. You probably think that turtles live a long time? But in fact they live a little, but slowly. And we will slowly but surely move forward, celebrating our wonderful holiday.
Leading. Let's play a car race. Motor sports enthusiasts are invited to participate in the game. 3 - 4 participants are given small toy cars on strings. The task of each is to drive his car on a certain section of the road, drawn on the floor. Whoever does it better wins. The competition is held under cheerful music. According to the results of the competition, comic rights of the “Oh!” category can be awarded. and "Ai!"
The facilitator goes around the audience one by one and invites them to “check” the microphone.
Guests should, for example, quack, or grunt, or bark in the rhythm of the well-known chant "Spartacus is the champion."
The most "erotic" or "cheerful" screamer is awarded a prize.
Quiz "Humorina"
The facilitator reads out the questions, and the participants of the holiday from their places answer.
Can a cat call itself a tiger? (No, she can't speak.)
Why do wolves only eat raw meat? (They just don't know how to cook it.)
What is the easiest way to double your capital? (Look at him in the mirror.)
What kind of fabric can not sew a dress? (From the railway.)
What travels the world, always staying in one corner? (brand)
What do only turtles have? (Turtles)
What street does the policeman go to after the rain? (on wet)
Under what condition will a person and an ant weigh the same? (If the scales are broken.)
How many sandwiches can you eat on an empty stomach? (One, the rest will be already on a full stomach.)
Long, green, full of hares? (train)
What does a person do when he is not lying and not sitting? (Costs)
What can go wrong with words? (Mood)
What is "family champagne"? (When the husband drinks and the wife hisses.)
Meows, not a cat (Cat)
What was the name of the woman who was the first to take to the night sky in a heavier-than-air craft? (Baba Yaga)
What is a short story with a humorous ending that everyone loves? (Joke)
Leading. And now I want to offer you how you can have fun on the first of April in the supermarket!
1. In the watch department, you need to set all alarms so that they ring every 5 minutes.
2. You need to take 30 packages of condoms and discreetly put them in carts and baskets of other customers.
3. You should hide behind the clothes hangers, and when someone comes up and starts choosing something, you should whisper quietly: “Take me!”, “No, take me!”
4. You can go up to one of the surveillance cameras and look into it like in a mirror, adjusting your hair and clothes.
5. You need to go into the fitting room and after a while scream from there, without opening the curtains: “Seller! Come here, please, the toilet paper is over!”
6. Using ketchup, you can make a "bloody" path leading to the toilet.
Music break 1. It is held when all the participants of the holiday left the table to dance. Everyone is given leaflets with the texts of ditties, and they are happy to perform them to the music. Before the ditties, the leader says: “Sing, joke, shine with your heart! We will fill the soul with stormy fun!
Chastushki they can be, for example, anti-advertising (the author of ditties is G. Terikov).
➢ "Cheerfulness" - grandfather drank tea,
He became vigorous and became blush.
Knocked out a hundred rubles from my grandmother
And he went to look for prostitutes.
➢ Anyone who drinks Pepsi often
He will not fail in work.
And I'll just drink Pepsi
I immediately think about sex.
➢ We love coffee even at night
And we drink Jockey today.
It smells delicious -
And a jockey, and a horse.
➢ The French, everyone knows,
Chirac was the president.
This means to Shirak
The President was "Doshirak!".
➢ At night we often dream
That "Persil" came to us,
He lengthened my eyelashes
And "Rastishka" bit off!
➢ About Golden Lady tights
No, it's not for nothing that these tights
Ice people love it!
➢ The fact that “Duru” is soap,
I didn't understand right away.
Foolishly "fool" I ate,
Blowing bubbles all night!
➢ Algy vacuum cleaner on sale
Above all praise.
He was even a neighbor yesterday
Sucked along with the cat!
➢ Although a friend wears a hat,
But it leads him to blame.
I ate drunk "Chappie"
Now howling at the moon.
➢ "Bosch"-stove generously gives us
Beauty and warmth.
Who does not believe, let him sit down
On the included stove!
➢ Strength to rise male,
I drank Gentos without interference.
And my wife is happy with me
But the neighbor is the most!
And ditties can be anti-family.
➢ I came home from work,
And my wife is trembling.
I look while on the bed
Unwritten lies.
➢ Clear sign: someone has been
With her in bed and smoked.
I was thrown into a fever
Well, what if there was a fire?
➢ I ask my wife:
"Whose pajamas are behind the doors?"
And she answers me:
"If you like it, take it."
➢ They say that Aunt Valya
8 blacks spent the night.
The husband then cursed for 3 days:
“Where is the currency, confess!”
➢ What an amazing
My wife has a tailor,
Calls my Verka
Even at night for fitting!
➢ I can't beat my wife
That I don't walk.
After all, Paradise can confirm
She had me until the morning.
➢ I'm terribly bored,
As I returned from the station.
No husband, neighbor in the country,
Sleep alone for me, not otherwise.
➢ I asked: “Mish, and Mish,
Why are you sleeping all the time?"
Well, and he: “A vigorous mother,
You wanted to sleep with me!”
Or they can be folk-love.
➢ Remember, remember, my dear,
How he stood with me
And under us white snow
Melted to the ground.
➢ The chief whispered to me intimately:
“Don't stand with me, Nina.
When you're standing next to me
Raise my prestige."
➢ Blackmailed by a rapist
Me, a young girl.
He shouted to me: "Honey,
If you scream, I'll leave!"
➢ I asked Milenka:
"Hug me, dear!"
The cutie replies to me:
"I'm off today!"
➢ My sweetheart along the alley
He walks around and is silent.
I have more fun with a cow -
But at least she mumbles something.
➢ Mom and dad are golden,
I am a silver daughter.
Let go for a party
I'll walk all night long!
The host announces a competition of proverbs and sayings about fun.
After the obligatory said proverbs “Cause is time, fun is an hour” and “Laughter for no reason is a sign of a fool”, a pause may come, the presenter fills it with the following sayings:
There is no better fun than heartfelt joy.
When life is fun, and the work goes well.
Whoever loves jokes, everyone loves him.
To be afraid of the funny is not to love the truth.
A joke warms a person.
If you love a joke on Thomas, then love on yourself.
Who amuses people, the whole world stands for it.
Laughter breeds cheerfulness.
Walk, dance, but do not kill the soul.
A merry man should live merrily.
Rejoice, have fun, until the legs come together.
Leading(approaching one of the guests). Let's find out who we have already drunk too much. Here you are, for example, a young man? Do not agree? Then try to say: "Mother-of-pearl eye-punch with half-peeping legs."
Competition "Laugh Nesmeyanu". The host invites one girl and three or four men to participate in the competition. You can put on a kokoshnik on Nesmeyana, and bright caps on buffoons. The girl sits on a chair facing the audience and, at the prompt of the presenter, says: “I am sweet, blush, Princess Nesmeyana. I have a serious look, no one will make me laugh! Men who temporarily become buffoons try to make Nesmeyan laugh. They can tell jokes, stories, funny poems, make funny riddles, portray animals, even arrange a mini-performance, the main thing is that Nesmeyana should at least smile. If the competition goes quickly, you can invite another Nesmeyana.
Leading. Today April 1 is the day of laughter, deceit and jokes. And yet, let's talk about the present - a real dacha, a real tree, a real son, a real businessman. Did you know that a real dacha should take 15 years to build, be attacked in the winter, and burned down in the summer. A real son should be a loser, start smoking at 12, quit college several times, mess around, rattle in the bullpen after a drunken fight. A real tree should be small, grow slowly, bear no fruit, and eventually turn out to be a thorn bush. A real dog should bite its owners and gnaw all slippers. A real cat should lick its owners and pour over all the slippers. A real computer should constantly hang and erase everything accumulated over the year in 2 minutes. A real businessman must wear an expensive suit with a matching tie to bandits, police, tax authorities, neighbors, the rescue service, Vodokanal, Gorelektroseti. The real key to the apartment should be lost and found only a year later, when the lock has long been replaced with a new one. The real hero must find the real villain, who was preparing the death of the universe, and subject him to a painful death. A real gun must fire, and a real friend must take your wife away.
This, of course, is a joke, but, as you know, there is some truth in every joke.
Music break 2. Recordings of several folk dances will be needed. The competition is called "Friendship of Peoples". Everyone is invited to dance the Russian quadrille, Ukrainian hopak, Caucasian lezginka, Greek sirtaki, South American lambada, etc. Prizes are awarded for the best dance performance.
Leading. And now it's time to show your intelligence. The competition is called "Merry Explanatory Dictionary".
Words are written in a column on a large sheet of paper. Then two or three volunteers are invited to "interpret these words." For more excitement, you can hang two sheets of paper with the same words and see what options guests come up with. Words can be:
The auditorium is an Audi parking lot.
Archimedes is the chief physician.
ATM is a bank employee who uses obscene language.
Lamb is a sheep.
Braden is a tourist.
Sparrow is a watchman.
Fever - a resident of the mountains.
The loader is a little Georgian.
Goulash - revelry.
The caterpillar is the wife of the goose.
The jargon is aspirin.
The priest is a glutton.
Zavalinka - an exam.
Bookmark - sneak.
The knob is a headdress.
Nightmare - March cat.
Refuge is the finish line.
Leading. Even on such a fun day as April Fool's Day, it is customary in our country to give advice.
1. If you have nothing to wear on your feet, then old shoes can be used as new.
2. Not sure - don't hug.
3. To make the kiss sweet and hot, put 2 pieces of sugar in your beloved girl's mouth, pour boiling water over it, stir with a teaspoon and you can kiss.
4. If you are determined to quit smoking, it is best to do it in an oil base.
5. A broken old VCR should not be thrown away - it can be hollowed out from the inside, attach a handle and carry it like a case.
6. If you mix Three Bogatyrs beer with vodka, you get a Three Little Pigs cocktail.
7. Study, study and study - you still won't find a job.
8. Dear girls, if you want to quickly get rid of an annoying passer-by who offers you to meet in the evening, say: “I have a venereologist by 15.00, and then I am absolutely free.”
9. Tired of critical days - change sex!
10. If something hurts you, but you don’t know which pill to take from this, feel free to drink everything that is in your home first aid kit - one of the pills you have drunk will definitely help!
11. If you constantly bet on the same horse on the run, it will begin to politely greet you.
12. If you are very tired of the late guests, you can look at the clock several times and look at the gun hanging on the wall.
Leading. But we, dear guests, are not tired of you at all, so now we will definitely dance to wonderful music.
Music break 3. Cheerful music sounds, everyone dances.
Leading. There are probably many hidden poets among our guests. Talents will help to reveal the competition "I am a poet, I am called Tsvetik ...".
On a large sheet of paper, words are written in advance in a column, which are the endings of poetic lines of any small poem, and only the last words in the lines are left from it. It will be funnier and more fun if you hang 2 sheets of paper with the same words and watch 2 players come up with 2 completely different poems on the same topic and from the same words.
funny contest. The host invites one male participant and, without showing, attaches a large sign to his back with the inscription: “Bath”. The player becomes his back to the audience, who begin to ask him leading questions. Questions can be: “Do you often go there?”, “Do you go there with friends or with your wife?”, “What do you definitely take there?”, “Does your dog like to go there too?” etc. The participant himself, not suspecting what is written on the tablet, tries to guess about this inscription during the answers. The game ends when he either guesses the inscription on the questions, or when the questions run out. You can hang signs with a variety of inscriptions: "Casino", "Work", "Shop", "Bedroom", etc.
Music break 4. A competition is announced for the longest rock and roll. Those who endure the dance marathon receive prizes.
The host announces competition "I believe - I do not believe”, the central competition of the evening, as it directly corresponds to the theme: April 1 - I don’t trust anyone. You can get funny prizes for correct answers. The facilitator reads out the questions, and the rest must agree or not.
1. Is it true that the word "pun" comes from the name of the Hollywood film studio "Columbia Pictures"? (No, from the name of the German Baron Kalemburg, who lived at the court of Louis XIV and ridiculously distorts French words.)
2. Is it true that the inhabitants of the Principality of Monaco are called Monegasques? (Yes)
3. Is it true that the muse of comedy was called Melpomene? (No, Thalia.)
4. Is it true that a comedy in which they sing is called an opera? (No, operetta, or vaudeville.)
5. Is it true that the great commander Suvorov lost only one battle? (No, he didn't lose any.)
6. Is it true that the name Stepan is translated as "wreath"? (Yes)
7. Is it true that the city of Cognac exists? (Yes, in France.)
8. Is it true that the largest island on Earth is Borneo? (No, Greenland.)
9. Is it true that the largest sea on Earth is Coral? (Yes)
10. Is it true that a peony is a predator flower? (Yes, he is very fond of protein food.)
11. Is it true that a silverfish exists in nature? (Yes, lives at great depths in Cook Inlet, New Zealand.)
12. Is it true that a penguin has scales instead of feathers? (Yes)
13. The truth is that the most fast bird- is it a haircut? (No, falcon)
14. Is it true that the Kid from the fairy tale about Carlson was actually called Svante Svantesson? (Yes)
15. Is it true that disposable whiteboards are used in schools in Australia? (Not)
Leading. As it turns out, there are many interesting things in the world, but we have gathered today to laugh, so let's laugh!
The host announces a joke contest. All participants in the holiday are invited to tell jokes on a given topic, for example, about the Chukchi, about Jews, about Russians, English and Germans, about fairy-tale and literary heroes, about Vovochka, etc. The last one to tell a joke on each topic receives a prize.
Recitation competition. Three newspapers are required for the competition. The host invites three male participants, asks them to sit on chairs placed in a row facing the audience and roll up one of the trousers to the knee. After that, the host hands the players a newspaper each and asks them to take turns reading a small piece of text as expressively as possible. It could even be an advertisement or a TV program. The men read with expression what was offered to them, trying to be as good a reader as possible. After the reading is over, the host announces that the one with the hairiest legs wins. True, the best reader can receive an encouraging audience award - for the most erotic or loudest reading.
Contest "Guess" The facilitator asks questions, and all participants in the game from the floor answer. Questions are turnaround phrases on a fairy-tale theme.
1. "Pumpkin" - "Turnip".
2. "Kilometrovik" - "Thumbelina".
3. "Blue pants" - "Little Red Riding Hood".
4. "Big Beggar" - "Little Prince".
5. "Sarayushka" - "Teremok".
6. "Alexey in the village of simpletons" - "Alice in Wonderland."
7. "Silver Fox and the 14 Giants" - "Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs."
8. "Iron Opener" - "Golden Key".
9. "Smart Masha" - "Ivanushka the Fool."
10. "Mouse Hole" - "Cat's House".
11. "Collected from Sandy Lane" - "Scattered from Basseinaya Street."
12. "Voblochka" - "The Little Mermaid".
13. "Peasant Nezemünch" - "Baron Munchausen".
14. "Hot liver" - "Cold heart".
The most active participant is awarded with a prize.
Musical break 5. A song contest is announced. All participants of the holiday are divided into 2 teams. Songs can be about a specific theme (for example, songs about holidays or songs about flowers). The team that remembers the most songs wins. You can sing one verse at a time, or you can sing a whole song.
Flower horoscope. The host reads out the original flower horoscope.
“Every birthday has a talisman flower. Now we will learn the secrets of all those present. Those born on the 1st, 10th, 19th and 28th have a sunflower as their talisman. These are brave, purposeful people, distinguished by their love for freedom and independence. Most often they have happy life if they are not cunning and not cunning. For people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th, the talisman is a peony. They are reliable, loyal, serious people, but a little stubborn. They need more self-confidence. Those born on 3, 12, 21, 30 have colorful asters as their talisman. These are sociable people, but frivolous and changing their minds several times a day. They do not like to obey, but they go through life easily. Those born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st have a cornflower as their talisman. These are reliable people, very fond of society, hospitable and faithful in love and friendship. They should be wished for more purposefulness. The lotus is the talisman of those born on the 5th, 14th and 23rd. These are dreamy, romantic people who love strong sensations and a comfortable life. They need to be a little more modest and rely more on themselves. The mysterious poppy is the flower of those born on 6, 15, 24. The poppy serves as a talisman for perceptive people, often guessing the thoughts of others. They are often disappointed in life, as they treat it a little childishly. For gentle, sensitive people who love beauty and homeliness, the orchid is a talisman. They were born on the 7th, 16th or 25th. The advice for them is more optimism, efficiency and endurance. Those born on 8, 17, 26 have a chamomile as their symbol. They are honest, brave, but slightly impatient. For them, the main thing is work, but close people want at least a little attention. Rose is a talisman for those born on 9, 18 and 27. These are brave and noble people who do not listen to other opinions. They are all strong personalities, usually getting their way."
Contest "And in my pants ...". For its implementation, it is necessary to pre-cut various headlines from old newspapers and magazines. Fold them into two large envelopes - in one, those headings that are suitable as a continuation of the phrase “And in my pants”, and in the other, those that can become a continuation of the phrase “And under my skirt ...”. The host with the words: “You can live without food for a day, you can do more, but sometimes ... You can’t live without a joke, the most unwise joke” goes around all the guests sitting at the table and invites them to pull out one of the sheets of paper with the inscription from the envelope. Clippings can be as follows: “Cheap and affordable!”, “Flood again”, “Everything is homely”, “A supermarket chain has opened”, “Dyed hair”, “Accepts a narcologist”, etc. The competition is recommended to be held exclusively in adult drunken company.
Competition "On the go". The facilitator invites two participants. All the rest sitting at the table are divided into two teams. Between the captain and his team is a mountainous stormy river. The captains are given the following task: they need to explain to their team only with gestures and facial expressions the following information: “Beware! There are ticks in the forest!” and to the second: “I found Ali Baba’s cave and forty thieves.” The winning team is the one that first guesses what the captain wants to say.
Competition "The most dexterous". The host invites four participants and asks them to put on balloons. Speed players must put scarves on large balloons suspended from the ceiling.
Musical break 6. Couples are invited, each of them is given a folded newspaper. The task of the couple is to dance the dance without leaving the newspaper. If after the end of the music there are still a few couples left, the newspaper is added up and the competition continues.
The host announces horse competition. This is a Russian folk game, and both children and young people played it at gatherings. The game will require colored ribbons. 6 people are called. They are divided into threes, each of which has a coachman and two horses. The leader commands during the game: “Right”, “Left”, “Faster”, “In a circle”, etc. The coachman, holding the horses with the help of colored ribbons tied like reins, tries to make sure that the horses correctly execute all commands. At the command "Run", the horses should scatter in different directions. And to the words: “Find your coachman,” they find their coachman as quickly as possible and again begin to carry out the commands of the leader. The trio that does the best wins.
Bring Me Contest. The host calls 6 people: 3 men and 3 women - participants in the game. He gives them the task to find and bring a paper napkin as quickly as possible. The last person to bring the napkin is out of the game. Task two: bring women a men's tie, and men a women's jewelry. The last one is out again. Task three: men should bring women's shoes, and women - men's belt. And again, the one who acted the slowest of all is eliminated. Task four: men should find (or rather beg! And bring a woman's handbag, and women should bring a man's shirt. There is only one person left. If it is a man, he must bring ... a bra, if a woman - men's trousers. The winner is awarded a prize for the speed and ability to convince other people to undress right in the hall.
funniest poem contest. The host can read the poem, and then invite those who wish to strain their memory and also remember something funny in the verses. The poem is this:
Kolya hasn't read the books...
He simply swallowed them:
At meals and before bed
In a boat with a raised oar,
Lying, standing, walking.
At dinner he swallowed
"Gulliver" with "Pinocchio".
He took his coat from the hanger -
Took a bite of Barto's verse;
And while I was going to the pharmacy,
Ate a volume of Marshak.
He was asked at school:
"What did you read today, Kolya?"
And Kolya replied:
“Wrote the novel Marshak,
Like a brave Robinson
Sat in the uncoupled wagon
And went to the Lilliputians,
Was entangled in ropes
But saved him from death
Good dad Karabas ... "
Music break 7. To conduct this game, you will need cards or leaflets with lyrics. The host invites several participants to stage the fairy tale "Turnip" or "Teremok". All players depict the action of a fairy tale, and one of them sings, holding a card in his hands: “Grandfather planted a turnip. You need to water the turnip, you need to give the turnip a drink. The grandfather waters the garden, the grandmother helps the grandfather, the granddaughter and the dog Zhuchka carry water. And behind her the bucket is carried by Vaska the purring cat. The mouse-mouse does not lag behind the cat either. The turnip has grown big, to everyone's feast for the eyes. Grandfather came with a big pick: there will be jam for you. Pulls an hour and pulls two - there is no more urine. “Help me, friends,” he sadly asks everyone. Here everyone took up the grandfather, pulling the turnip together: grandmother, granddaughter, Bug, cat-purr and baby mouse. They took out the turnip and sang a song: “How great that we all gathered here today” (the last lines are sung by all participants in the tale). In the same way, you can put on the play "Teremok" and other children's fairy tales, using songs for children's matinees.
Competition "Animal Lovers". The facilitator invites 5-6 participants to fun game. All players are invited to decipher the names of newly bred dog breeds. The host calls these breeds, the player tries to decipher them funny. Then the facilitator invites them to read another option from the card. The options are.
Russian moonshine - bred not to hunt for someone, but simply to run around the fields, yell and bark. Simply indispensable for hunting and fishing.
Portfeiler - a dog made of genuine leather (as a result of evolution, leatherette briefcases died out - they dried up and cracked).
The Second Hound is a practical, inexpensive dog for every day. For my pretty long life changes several owners.
Stop Terrier is a guard dog. It barks with a human voice, and the first time - into the air, and the second - to defeat.
Estonian Hound - bred to drive wounded turtles and snails. The owner's commands are carried out very carefully, however, 20-30 minutes after they are given.
Pocheshire Terrier - These dogs are used to breed insects (fleas, ticks, etc.) at home.
Poodleman (still terrier) - asks commands again, then trades for a long time. Likes fish and chicken. The diet should include a little more water than other dogs.
Barce/ter (gadget) - very cool. Electric lead, self-lifting leg, tinted wool. After 10 km of run, the mat needs to be replaced.
Brandspointer (Moscow fire department) - the color is bright red, the tail resembles a twisted fire hose, it runs very fast, with a howl. Can lift his leg to the level of the second floor.
Massadove - Mistakenly bred as a guard dog, it's actually only good for guarding barrels of sauerkraut. It has a muzzle flattened below, prone to bedsores. It is vicious if you do not get enough sleep. He loves when they bring him coffee in a bed.
The American hot dog is a very beautiful dog: an elongated body, ending on both sides with a sausage-shaped tail and head. Spreads a wonderful smell throughout the apartment.
Cerbernar is just a very kind dog... One might say, sincere.
Bull Bull Terrier - Mumu.
Laboratory - the dog was bred so that scientists, who do not get out of their laboratories for weeks, could also afford to have a dog. The laboratory may not eat if the owner forgot to feed him, he may not go for a walk if the owner forgot to walk him, and without any harmful consequences both for himself and for the owner. The dog is exceptionally clean, just sterile. Because of this, evil tongues claim that cats were used in breeding the breed. The laboratory learns well to bark when something in the laboratory boils for too long, ignites spontaneously, or is about to explode.
Poker spaniel. This breed was bred by a retired card cheat. It was assumed that a dog of this breed could keep company with a lone fan of playing cards.
Leading. As I see it, you all love animals very much, but how do you feel about oratory?
The host announces the competition "Cicero". For the competition, you will need 2 large sheets or 2 pieces of fabric, as well as something similar to a laurel wreath. 2 participants are selected from the guests, better men. Future speakers wear sheets in the form of a toga. They are given the following tasks: the first one must tell the audience a lecture on the dangers of drunkenness as if they were sitting in front of him foreigners who understand Russian very poorly and know only a few of the most important words. The second participant in the game must give a lecture on the dangers of smoking as if primitive people were sitting in front of him. The best lecturer is awarded the title of "Cicero". You can determine it by the strength of the applause that the participants of the holiday will award to the lecturers. A wreath or hoop made of colored paper is put on Cicero's head.
Leading. After such a serious competition, everyone just needs to dance. I announce a musical break.
Musical break 8.
The host announces the game "Ribbons". You will need two blindfolds, several colored ribbons. Three people are invited to participate in the game: a girl and two men. The men are blindfolded and one of them is given several ribbons in his hands. He should approach the girl with his eyes closed and tie bows on her anywhere. The task of the second man is to approach the girl and untie the bows. Spectators shouting “to the right”, “to the left”, “higher, lower” can help the participants in the game. The men can then switch places. The next stage of the competition can be held by inviting one man and two women. Women will now be blindfolded tying and untying bows.
The host announces the contest "Finish the joke."
He reads jokes without the last line, and all the guests present try to guess this line (below, these lines are given in brackets).
➢ — What a restaurant! No veal! There are no chops! No seafood! Bring my coat!
(Unfortunately, your coat is also missing!).
➢ When leaving the restaurant, a rather tipsy client collided with a visitor in an embroidered gold uniform.
- Doorman, taxi, - Hodge ordered.
— Excuse me, but I'm not a porter, I'm an admiral.
— (— Well, then the boat!)
➢ There is a long queue at the pharmacy. A man rushes in screaming:
- Let me go! Skip the line! There is a man there!
The queue is breaking up. A man, breaking through to the checkout: (- A pack of condoms!).
➢ Two Russian biathletes are running along the Olympic track. Suddenly, one takes off his rifle, turns into the bushes and shouts to the second: (- Yura, run, I will cover!).
➢ Four women are returning home from the south in one compartment. The first one says:
- I'll come home and tell my husband everything!
The second exclaims:
Well, you are brave!
- The third says: Well, you are stupid!
And the fourth: (- Well, you have a memory!).
The moderator invites you to participate in competition "Live pictures" 6-8 people. When they leave, he explains the tasks to them: they are divided into 2 teams and take turns depicting living pictures. One team - a painting by I. Repin "Barge Haulers on the Volga", and the other - "Bears in the Forest" by Shishkin. The team that gets the loudest applause wins.
The host announces the contest "Make a word". 14 people are invited and divided into 2 teams. Each team in 1 minute must assemble a word from the scattered letters given to them: one team - the word "pie", and the second - "bun". When both teams line up so that the given word is obtained from the letters in the hands of each of them, the leader says: “Oh, something, I see, our guests are all about food and about food, let's quickly get hot ( for dessert, for snacks) and play."
Contest "Find Me" The host announces this competition, that is, it is time to find the owner of the second half of the postcard that each guest has.
Musical break 9. All partners who have found each other as a result of the "Find Me" contest must dance at least one dance.
The presenter announces that the most remarkable performance in the history of mankind will be staged right before the eyes of the public. 15 people are invited to the performance. The rest are spectators. To stage a performance called “Life is Hard in the Middle Ages”, you will need 2 foil crowns, signs with the inscriptions “horse”, “stars”, colored ribbons and several neckerchiefs or bandanas that can be temporarily removed from balloons. The performance is accompanied by pleasant, not very loud music.
Participants distribute the following roles among themselves: king, queen, princess, knight, stars (2 people), horse (1-2 people), bandits (4-5 people), curtain (2 people).
When the roles are distributed, the name of the performance is announced.
Leading."Curtain, go!"
With these words, two participants in the performance, depicting a curtain, should go towards each other with one hand raised as if they were dragging an invisible curtain in different directions. The audience is presented with such a spectacle: on both sides of the impromptu stage, two “stars” stand on chairs. In the center, the king and queen look lovingly at their beautiful princess.
Leading. Scene one is over. The curtain has gone. "Curtain" went. Leading. The curtain has gone. Scene two.
The audience is presented with a peaceful picture of medieval life: the stars are shining, the princess is walking. At this moment, out of nowhere, a gang of robbers flies out, grabs the princess, ties her with ribbons and drags her out the door. "Curtain" went.
Leading. Scene three. "Curtain" went.
Spectators see the following: there are no stars, the king and queen are in deep sadness. A knight appears with a horse. He volunteers to save the princess from the hands of robbers. "Curtain" went. Leading. Scene four. "Curtain" went.
In front of the audience is a bound princess, surrounded by a gang of robbers, and a knight with a horse. The knight explains to the robbers that it is much better to dance and sing than to steal princesses, it is much more profitable. The robbers dance and sing some funny song, you can to the music from the cartoon "The Bremen Town Musicians". After that, the knight takes the princess from the hands of the robbers, puts her on a horse, and they all leave together. "Curtain" went.
Leading. Scene five, last. "Curtain" went.
Before the audience is a scene of a happy ending to a fairy tale: the king and queen embrace the princess, who looks at her knight with adoration. The horse dances merrily with the robbers.
The host invites everyone to join the dancers.
Begins musical break 10. Leading. Let me remind you all that we celebrate April 1st. And that means we continue to joke and have fun. Gypsies came to us yesterday and taught us a very simple divination. Now I will tell you. So, stand up those whose last name begins with any vowel. For them, I inform you: these are creative personalities, even if you do not write novels and paintings, in your soul you are still artists and poets. Don't miss the opportunity to become famous. And now I am addressing those whose last name begins with the letters "b", "c", "p", "f". Gypsy fortune-telling says that you are all connoisseurs of beauty. If you have not been to the Louvre until now, then be sure to correct this mistake. And if you can’t go to the Louvre, try your hand at a ladies’ beauty salon as a make-up artist and cosmetologist. Do we have guests whose last names begin with the letters "g", "k", "d", "t"? Oh, you are all whole individuals, your style is punctuality and commitment. Money will flow to you like a river. But only if you get a job at a casino. Now the turn of those guests whose surnames begin with the letters "zh", "z", "sh", "s" has come. You appreciate fame and success, although you hide it. But the best specialty for you is a journalist in the "yellow" press or a TV presenter of the program "Unobvious - Probable". Those whose last names begin with the letters "l", "m", "n", "r", as a rule, are animal lovers. Urgently change your profession to work as a veterinarian, ornithologist, cynologist, and success will not be long in coming. And, finally, those whose last names begin with the letters "x", "c", "h", "u". They are fearless people who love sports, however, more on TV. At heart they are stuntmen, although in their appearance it's almost imperceptible. Maybe someone did not like such fortune-telling? You can write a protest in 5 copies, certify it in the State Duma and take it to the set, only in person at 12.00 on Friday, on a full moon.
Let's have a sports competition. To carry it out, you will need 2 gymnastic hoops and 4 jars or 4 glasses of beer or lemonade. 4 people are invited to participate - 2 men and 2 women. Participants perform in pairs - a man with a woman. They try to spin the hoop and drink from a glass or jar at the same time. The pair that does everything better wins.
Competition "Great Actor". The host invites 5 participants of the competition. Each of them is given a task. One should depict a contented, well-fed dog, the other an angry cat, the third a hunting predator, the fourth a sad bear, the fifth a frightened pig. The task can be performed using facial expressions, gestures and sounds. The artist who gets the most applause wins.
Musical break 11.
The host invites everyone to participate in the "bad tail" contest.
Cheerful music is on. The participants of the game line up like a train and hold each other by the waist - it turns out a "caterpillar". The host announces that the caterpillar should show how she sleeps, how she washes herself, how she dances, how she runs away from persecution. But the "caterpillar" has a harmful "tail" - the last 2-3 players. The "tail" will constantly interfere with the "caterpillar" to complete tasks.
Leading. Let's make another attempt to find those who have already drunk enough to make us laugh. Let's have a tongue twister contest. Several guests are invited to repeat the tongue twisters after the host:
➢ Staffordshire terrier zealous,
And the black Giant Schnauzer is frisky.
➢ The water conduit carries water - water from the water supply system.
➢ The weaver weaves fabrics for Tanya's scarves.
The most cheerful narrator of tongue twisters is awarded a prize.
Leading. Well, you still, it turns out, at least where. We can continue our fun evening. I'm announcing a competition for the funniest story.
Those who wish to try themselves as a storyteller are invited. The conditions are as follows: you tell any short story, even from the life of primitive people, and at the end add: “Do you believe that this could actually be?”. Your listeners will believe you or not believe you - it's up to them.
Musical break 12. The host first invites only two captains, who quickly pick up commands for themselves and cheerfully perform any dance according to own will or at the request of the presenter. Funny can be dancing "Apple" or polka.
The host announces competition "Adam and Eve". Several couples are invited or just the same number of men and women. Each couple is blindfolded and given 2 apples, which each holds in his hands, trying to feed the other with it. The winner is the pair whose apple is completely eaten.
The host announces a joke game and invites 10-12 people. Players stand in a circle, hold hands, create a round dance. Then everyone squats down, gets up again, walks in a circle. After that, each of them, in turn, at the request of the host, says: “I don’t know the rules of this game.” Suddenly, another player flies up to them, warned in advance, and says in surprise: “Why are you all here then?”
Music break 13. Foil stars or simply shiny lanterns are hung from the ceiling in advance, and one of the stars is of a different color. The music turns on and the couples begin to dance. The music suddenly stops, the host asks the couples to stay where they are. He carefully looks at the dancers and finds among them those who stopped under the "lucky star" - the one that is of a different color. The couple is announced that this is a happy moment in their lives and they should kiss. The dance continues, and already other couples find themselves under a lucky star.
The host announces that it's time to play hide and seek. All guests who are still able to play are welcome to participate. According to the counting rhyme: “The bees in the field buzzed, buzzed, flew by. The bees sat on the flowers. We play - you drive! - a blind man's blind man is selected, his eyes are blindfolded and a newspaper folded into a tube is given into his hands. All players stand in a circle, hold hands and walk around the blind man's blind man. When everyone stops, the blind man touches any of the players with a tube, asking him: “Who?” He should meow, bark, crow or quack. Blind man's voice guesses who it is. If he guessed right, the player he touched becomes a blind man's blind man. If you didn’t guess, then continue to guess further.
The host announces the last competition. It's called "Moonshine General". The one who shows more attention and obedience wins. The host begins to give commands to the guests: “The moonshine general drinks” (all participants in the game take one sip), “the moonshine general wipes his mustache” (everyone does the same), “the moonshine general has a snack”, “the moonshine general stamps his foot”, etc. Then the pace of the teams speeds up, and the participant who lasts the longest wins. He receives the rank of general of moonshine (or, if you prefer, appetizer).
Games, contests, drawings for April 1
We offer you draws that can be evenly distributed throughout the scenario.
1. A bum unexpectedly enters the hall and tries to find a place among the guests. The reaction may be unpredictable. The secret of the joke is that the presenter quietly asks one of the guests to go out and change into cooked rags.
2. Several young people silently enter the hall, put a baseball cap in the center of the hall and start rapping around it. After the guests have admired the dancing to their heart's content, the dancers take a baseball cap and begin to bypass those sitting at the table. The secret of the joke is that you need to agree in advance with young people from any dance club. As a rule, they take part in such events with pleasure, and thanks to the generosity of the guests, they also earn money.
3. A policeman enters the hall, or better, two. Unexpected guests approach the table and sternly ask: “Why are we drinking? Who allowed it? There will always be a guest who wants to talk. The dialogue can continue like this: “There is a dry law in the country, but you allow yourself ...”, “Immediately pour all the vodka down the toilet”, etc. The police can approach one of the guests and say: “Here he is (or she is)! The entire police force of the country was knocked off their feet, looking for him, and he is sitting here drinking. The secret of the joke is that real familiar law enforcement officers invited to the holiday act as a policeman, or just a uniform is rented from one of the policemen they know.
4. The postman enters the hall and begins to read the "telegram" with any comic text. For example: “I bring to your attention that the wanted robber Karabas-Barabas was found in the city of Brahmaputra. He hid behind a statue of Buddha for 10 years” or “The famous lover of women Casanova comes to our city. Those wishing to become his favorite, please sign up with the toastmaster, ”etc.
5. The host brings 3-4 bottles of lemonade into the hall and asks them to open immediately, as there are many people among the guests who are languishing with thirst. Lemonade is opened, and it beats out of the bottles like a fountain. The secret is that the bottles, shortly before they were taken out into the hall, were strongly shaken.
At the end of the evening, you can say this:
Everything is drunk. Our dinner is over
We drank a fair amount of wine.
They fervently look, dissolving the corsage,
My drunken ladies.
Toasts for April 1
➢ Do you know that laughter is the joy of the mind and a smile is the joy of the heart? So let's drink to the fun!
➢ In one village, the men sat down at the table, so their gatherings always ended in a massacre. They got tired of it. We decided: that's it, we will never fight again! And so they sat down at the table, drank, ate. Then more. And further. And further. But the mood is not the same. There was a heavy pause. In the end, the toastmaster gets up and says:
- Well, guys, don't sit, but you need to start! So let's start!
➢ Great people advise to joke only with smart people. So let's drink to the smart ones!
➢ Let's have a drink so that none of you can say: "I'm not sad, I'm sober!"
➢ Be cheerful in these moments,
in which you live
Love moon-faced beauties
whose camp is like a cypress,
Because you're not here forever
try to be perfect
And rejoice if in the world of friends
you will find perfect ones!
So let's drink to perfect and not so friends, as Omar Khayyam bequeathed to us!
➢ If you claim that the first rhyme that came to your mind with the word "Europe" is Penelope, you are an insincere person. Let's drink to sincerity!
➢ Pushkin says to Arina Rodionovna:
- Dear nanny, bring some vodka.
“We drank it all yesterday.”
“You will tell me fairy tales again!” For fairy tales!
➢ The wise Pythagoras once said: “Jokes, like salt, should be used in moderation.” But he didn't say anything about wine.
➢ One great Frenchman said: “We will laugh without waiting for the moment when we feel happy, otherwise we risk dying without ever laughing.” So let's raise our glasses to moments of laughter.
➢ But answer me: what is the difference between alcohol and vodka? Well well. Correct, but not quite. In fact, you can drink alcohol, but you need to drink vodka. Let's drink!
➢ Friends, let us vow to be together at this hour,
In fun, together against sadness,
And sit down to drink wine today until dawn!
Another dawn will come when we will not be, - so said the wise Omar Khayyam. So let's drink to us!
➢ Do you know that the term “sex shop” in Ukraine means: “Schaub had sex”, and “sexual maniac” in Ukrainian will be “pisyukaty”? Let's drink to the purity of the Russian language!
➢ The beloved Russian writer Leo Nikolayevich Tolstoy once said: “Humor is a great power. Nothing brings people together like harmless laughter.”
So let's drink to intimacy!
➢ King Solomon, famous for his wisdom, had a wonderful magic cup. Those who drank from it perceived the world as something beautiful. Men forgot their duty and gave themselves to passion. But when the effect of the wine drunk from the magic cup ended, they regained their reason and sense of reality.
So let's raise the magic cups in our hands, which are able to take us to the land of beauty!
I drink for everyone
Seated at the table
For a long time saved in your blood
And mischief, and this seething current
Wine, fun and love!
➢ Partners, drinking buddies, interlocutors, employees, associates, associates, neighbors! Gathered together, let us crush hundreds of vessels, let us warm ourselves with their contents!
Let's figure it out!
➢ We once asked the representatives different peoples why they live in the world. The Frenchman, of course, replied: "For love." The Englishman, after thinking, said: "For business." American: "For the money." Russian: "For fun."
Let's drink to the fun!
➢ It is necessary to live easier, it is necessary to live easier,
All accepting what is in the world.
And let our hearts laugh more often
And let us have what it wants! Let's drink to wishes!
➢ Mark Twain, as editor of a newspaper, received a pack of bad poetry under the heading "Why Am I Alive?" Returning the manuscript, Twain replied to the author: "Because they sent the poems by mail, and did not come to the editor in person."
Let's drink to good humor!
➢ There are several good proverbs about fools: “A fool found a fool, and two came out”, “Another fool is laughter, and his own is shame”, “They will give honor to a fool, and he doesn’t know where to sit”, “Send a fool for a bottle so he, the fool, will bring one. So let's drink to April Fools' Day!
➢ Health, joy and laughter,
Always everywhere in everything success
And as much happiness as you need
So that the soul would be glad
And to have fun
And everything you want came true.
For all the good!
➢ Today we have a festive feast and fun. There are different feasts: birthday, anniversary, New Year's, friendly, farewell, wedding, but the most fun of them are those dedicated to the holiday of laughter.
Let us raise our glasses to the fact that every year we gather for such feasts!
Jokes for April 1
➢ At the zoo Little Johnny asks the teacher:
Will this gorilla be released when it turns into a human?
➢ The football match between the national teams of Colombia and the Netherlands was disrupted, because during the warm-up, the Colombians sniffed all the markings, and the Dutch smoked all the grass.
➢ My friends played the fool with me yesterday: they got me drunk and tossed me to my own wife!
➢ Twenty-second century. An endless stream of cars rushes along one of the large streets. There are two sad pedestrians on the sidewalk. “How did you manage to get to this side of the street?” asks one. “I was born here!”
➢ A man wakes up with a terrible hangover and begins to lament loudly: “Here is the mother-in-law, here is the reptile ...” The wife exclaims: “Darling, what did my poor mother do to you?” “You should name your daughter so that a normal person cannot even remember in the morning!”
➢ The Russian State Duma banned the TV series Don't Be Born Beautiful. It seemed to them that in the title there is a hint of vodka propaganda.
➢ - Honey, I've decided to stop drinking!
- What you? And who will call me beautiful now ?!
➢ — Do you have fresh fish?
- Pardon me, Your Excellency, can't you see: she's alive.
- And this, my brother, does not mean anything - my wife is alive, but this does not mean that she is fresh.
➢ Two Chukchis are riding a tram. The first asks the driver:
Will I take this tram to the station?
The second Chukchi asks:
➢ A Jew comes to the passport office and says:
“Excuse me, can I change my last name?”
- No problem. What is your surname?
— Katzman.
What do you want to change to?
— Katzmanaut.
➢ One cowboy says to another:
“Bill, you look like an idiot with that cigarette!”
"Okay, Harry, I'll swipe the other way...
➢ There is a concert of the Cossack choir in the village club. Husband, wife, mother-in-law sit in the front row. The host says:
- And now I will ask you to sing.
Husband pushes his wife in the side:
- It's time for you and your mother to go on stage.
➢ In a mental hospital:
“Doctor, a patient from the 66th ward has declared himself Caesar and is eager to go to war with the Gauls.
- Into his straitjacket!
- And in the 6th ward, the patient claims that he is Don Juan ...
- Him in strait pants...
S Behind the bar:
But I'm not afraid of terrorism.
- Why?
- I have been married for 10 years, and my mother-in-law lives at home.
➢ Do you respect me?
— I respect it.
Would you go scouting with me?
- Why?
- Yes, it's not good.
➢ A Texas girl happily tells her mother:
“Mommy, Billy is going to propose to me after all!”
Has he already told you about it?
No, but he already shot his wife.
➢ Japanese scientists have established how dogs spend their time. To do this, they attached video cameras to their heads. So: 90% of the time dogs try to rip them off their heads, and 10% run away from Japanese scientists.
➢ Astrology is an exact science, everything said in horoscopes will surely come true. Only it is not known when, where and with whom specifically.
➢ A little boy walks around his parents and says: "Whoever wants me not to crowd here, buy me a bike."
➢ Husband to wife:
- Since we began to give our tomboy money for good grades, he began to wear home only fives! What do you think about this?
“Looks like they share the proceeds with the teacher.
➢ — What charming twins you have!
- What are you, I have one boy, he's just very nervous.
➢ Wife to husband in bed:
- Well, what are you lying like a log ?!
- Have you seen what the Romanian gymnasts do with the balance beam ?!
➢ Scenarios for holding a holiday can be different, but in any case, the main thing is to have fun from the heart, throw out negative energy. The holiday of laughter is already good because it helps people to escape from problems and worries, to get a good mood for a long time.
The proposed scenario is dedicated to the holiday of laughter, which, according to the established tradition, is celebrated on April 1, on the day of practical jokes, jokes, smiles ... Therefore, the evening of rest, which will be scheduled for such a day, should be dynamic, sparkling and cheerful. Then he will be remembered as a holiday called `Smile to everyone`.
In preparation for it, you should instruct each class, group that will take part in the holiday to draw several humorous posters, slogans, and banners. In the future, they will be used in the design of the hall, where the evening of laughter will take place. This can also be organized in the form of a competition between classes, groups, individual students. And in general, humor in any form on such a day will be appropriate.
The form in which the holiday will take place will become clear from the introductory words of the hosts, who act as the director and screenwriter of the filmed comedy ... However, the floor is up to them.
LEADING. Good evening, dear friends!
LEADING. Hello comrades in arms.
LEADING. Lena, what weapon? What are you talking about? Tell me immediately that you misspoke.
LEADING. Hello, comrades-in-arms in the world's sharpest weapon - laughter!
LEADING. A-ah! I would have said so right away, otherwise it would have been a commotion.
LEADING. It is possible that, since those present did not understand what weapon I was talking about, then it is not clear to them why I call them associates?
LEADING. And so that this does not happen, I will explain. And here's the thing. Lena and I represent a director and production team that is shooting a new color multi-part action-packed wide-screen humorous, in general, cool film with an unusual, and, most importantly, extremely rare title: `Laughter for no reason...`.
HOST (interrupts). Igor, have you forgotten that the name has not yet been approved, and we cannot announce it ahead of time.
LEADING. No, I didn’t forget, I remember it very well and therefore I didn’t say the last words.
LEADING. But now they are easy to guess.
LEADING. Well, that's how to say...
LEADING. And there is nothing to say. The guys will guess how to drink. Do we argue?
LEADING. We argue. And for what?
LEADING. And here's what. If they guess right, then at the end of the evening you stand on a chair in the middle of the stage and crow.
LEADING. What if they don't guess?
LEADING. Then at the end of the evening the whole hall crows.
LEADING (thinking a little). Hands down, I agree!
(Leaders hit hands, make a bet)
LEADING. However, we digress a little. We settled on the fact that we are shooting a comedy film. And everything would be fine, if not for some problems.
LEADING. We need actors to play the main roles. And we decided to choose them from you.
LEADING. And being sure that there are at least a dime a dozen talents in our hall, which means that our business is doomed to success, we called you companions in laughter, because our picture, let's say a secret, laughs.
LEADING. What are you laughing at...
HOST (interrupts). He wanted to say that it was very funny. But now is not about that. I think you guys understand that acting in films is a very difficult thing. And, of course, very prestigious. Several applicants are sometimes considered for the same role before settling on one. The director then works with him. Therefore, we will select the actors for our film on a competitive basis.
LEADING. I assume you are wondering what the selection criteria are. We will talk about them in detail later, when explaining the conditions of a particular competition. But one thing we can say firmly and right now: the main criterion will be the presence of a sense of humor and the ability to dispose of it for the benefit of all those present in the hall.
LEADING. However, let's not waste time - you want to laugh so much, as if someone is tickling in your mouth. Our first contest is called...
LEADING. Stop! .. There is no need to name him - now and so everything will become clear. Please turn on the recording!
(A tape recording of laughter is turned on. It should be done in advance by asking several guys and girls to provide a `funny` service. Laughter should be loud and juicy, contagious. This will allow everyone who comes to the evening to smile from the very beginning.)
LEADING. Everything is correct. Competition and is called - `LAUGHTER`. We will announce its conditions right now, but we will summarize the results later, since laughter is a serious matter.
LEADING. As it became known to a narrow circle of excellent students of the school (school, technical school), there are four letters in the word `LAUGHTER` - C, M, E, X. The competition assumes that its participants are enough creative people. At least enough to compose a poem of four lines - each of which begins with letters C-M-E-X. And at the same time, we hope that the one who takes up the pen is aware that today is April 1st, April Fool's Day, so a quatrain of a laughing nature would be most appropriate. How successful the contestants will be will be decided by all those present. As you can see, the conditions of the competition are simple and democratic in the spirit of the times. It remains to add that we invite everyone to participate, and that we will appreciate the fruits of creative daring after some time.
LEADING. And we continue our holiday. Interesting discoveries lie ahead. finds. We want the most silent and despondent today to smile at least a little bit, because laughing, really, is not a sin, but necessary. For laughter strengthens health, instills confidence in tomorrow and in your power.
LEADING. So let's start the second competition!
LEADING. And what shall we call it?
LEADING. It's a secret for now. We will announce the name when three of its members will take the stage. No, four is better. Two girls and two guys. I ask those who wish to be bolder. Do not be shy, nothing terrible will happen - we will not force you to fly into space. Everything will happen on earth.
(Participants of the competition rise onto the stage. The presenters seat them on chairs. Paper and a pen are on the table in front of them).
LEADING. Do you like everything in our school? So, I read your thoughts - not all. Of course, nothing is perfect. Yesterday I passed by a group of guys and heard how one of them was indignant at the order at the school. Either the disco goes wrong, or the teachers are strict with the students. And he uttered the following phrase: `Now, if I were a director, then...`.
LEADING. Here we are now trying to make this wish come true. Guys, imagine that you came to school, and you were offered to replace the director. You sit in the director's chair and ... What would you change, improve, perfect, what orders would you issue on the first day?
LEADING. So, we announce the contest `If I were a director...`. In exactly five minutes, you must prove yourself in this position. Do you understand the task? Excellent. Start compiling abstracts and orders. I wish you success!
LEADING. And now let's chat a little. I will start the sentences and you will finish them. Only, of course, with humor. And after your versions, I will give mine. Deal? Begin!
No matter how much you feed a wolf... he still eats!
Learning is light ... and ignorance - a little light and back to work ...
Work is not a wolf... but the product of force and distance.
Don't spit in the well... there's no one there...
Business time ... fun - money.
Do not dig a hole for another... so that he does not use it as a trench.
One head is good ... and two boots are a pair.
Without a pond... you can't even get a fish out of it.
Each creature - a pair ... Said the teacher at the exam.
The spool is small ... and there is nowhere to take it.
Wash your hands... instead of eating.
Hunger is not an aunt ... she will not run away into the forest.
Whatever the child is not amused ... if only he did not do his own.
Fight and seek... find and hide!
The quieter you go, the further you'll get. From where you are going.
Away is good ... but at home it's bad.
Debt by payment... terrible.
Chasing two hares... you won't catch the third one!
Learning is light... and the unlearned are darkness!
Learning is light... and you have to pay for light.
Don't have a hundred rubles... but have a hundred bucks!
Time heals... but the doctor is faster.
What you sow... you won't find!
For one beaten ... 15 days are given.
LEADING. So, the five minutes that we have released to prepare for the contest `If I were the director...` expired. Are you ready guys? Good. Who will be the first to sit in the director's chair? Gena Dorofeev, please.
(Children read out their essays on a given topic).
LEADING. Did everyone speak up? Thank you. How will we sum up the results of the competition? We will do this: we will ask ten guys and by the majority of votes we will name the winner of the competition, whom we are inviting to play the role of Commissioner Katani in our film.
(After summing up and congratulating the `commissioner`...)
LEADING. We continue to receive notes from the `LAUGHTER` poets competition. We will now read them to you (the proposed quatrains are conditional):
Laugh, right, it's not a sin -
We must sing and have fun...
If our day is so funny
I wish the faces were like that.
LEADING. And I have a note. Here is her text:
No Doubt: April Fool's Joke
We will entertain you as much as we can...
If suddenly a minor minute happens,
Let's cheer you up with a good song...
(Here you can offer an amateur performance number - a playful song or something at the choice of the organizers of the evening).
LEADING. Thank you. There were a lot of smiles in the hall, which means that you liked the song. And we have new competition. It is called `Catch up on the contrary`. Participating in it is as easy as receiving a scolding. I invite three people to the stage - two guys and one girl.
(They go on stage and stand next to the presenters).
LEADING. Wonderful. It’s immediately obvious: experienced people, you won’t be scared by any scolding. Really guys? Or vice versa, I wanted to try what it is? But I must remind you that this will be a scolding in reverse. Like this? Yes, very easy! I ask you to bring the guilty students to the stage!
(The host hides behind the curtain and, after a few seconds, brings three teachers onto the stage - two men and a woman)
LEADING. And here are the culprits. Imagine they skipped a chemistry test. What kind of teacher would tolerate this? No. Am I right, fellow teachers? (Turns to students). Don't look at me with those surprised eyes. Yes, yes, you will be the teachers in this competition. And you are given the opportunity to educational work(conversation) with truants. You will do this one by one. First, the first teacher will reprimand three truants, then the second and, finally, the third. But the winner of the competition, that is, the one who succeeds in this most convincingly and intelligibly, will be helped by our guilty ones. So let's start. I hope you find the best words ... Who is the first?
(The presenter provides an opportunity to conduct an "educational conversation" in turn for each of the participants in the competition. At the discretion of the organizers, the time for this may be limited. After the end of the competition, the leader interrogates the "guilty" and determines the winner).
LEADING. Well, let's assume that there is an actor for one more role. I will tell you a secret. Vanya Petrov, who won this competition, will play the role of Karabas-Barabas in the film. According to the scenario, he is the director of the factory and reprimands his subordinates for the lack of `Pinocchio` sweets on sale.
LEADING. However, we need to continue selecting artists for other roles. And so - the next competition. How would you call it? Well, at least this way - `The most eloquent`. Why not a name? But I hope that you understand that on April 1 everything should be believed literally the other way around. Therefore, I ask all eloquent silent people to come up to the stage.
(Participants of the competition line up on the stage in a line).
LEADING. Wonderful. Please state your first and last name. It's just wonderful - you talked in earnest. So the competition can begin. He is very simple. You need to read by heart only one quatrain. Any of your own choice. The main thing is to be understood by those sitting in the hall. There is nothing easier, you say. How to say. I'm asking for a word absorber.
(The host takes out a bottle of water).
LEADING. Apparently, you have already guessed that reading poetry will not be so easy. By the way, since ancient times, among the people, this remedy was considered the first in the fight against excessive talkativeness. But this does not apply to those present. I ask you to start.
(Each of the contestants takes water in his mouth and reads a verse. The winner is the one whose performance will please the audience the most, as can be judged by the applause).
LEADING. I am very pleased with the course of our qualifying competition. Now Tryndychikha's vacancy is closed. True, you will have to tinker a little with the appearance of the actor, because in the film this is a middle-aged woman. Well, nothing, we'll think of something, we have what we need make-up artists. The main thing is that the applicant's language is all right. Joke, of course. I ask all speakers to take their places in the hall. Let's move on to the next competition. We will call it `Competition of well-aimed shooters`. I invite those who wish to the stage. Explain the terms of the competition.
(Explains the conditions. They are as follows: on a stand, so that it can be seen from the hall, two sheets of white paper are attached. A square is drawn on them in green and blue ink. One of the participants blows soap bubbles, and the second must blow on them and `drive` The winner is the one who manages to do it more out of 5-10 attempts).
LEADING. Thank you, our contest seems to be a success. You see, soap balls are much more difficult to hit the top ten than small balls. We reward the most accurate with our prizes and instruct the winner to play the role of Robin Hood. We will definitely send you an invitation to shoot.
LEADING. Igor, do you think our knowledge, which we acquire at school, will be useful in life?
LEADING. But how! Necessarily. But, as they say folk wisdom, `you will know a lot, you will grow old soon`.
LEADING. So how to be?
LEADING. The answer to this is given by the satirist Vladilen Prudovsky. He wrote about it in the poem `To know or not to know`:
Known to all, without any doubt,
A proverb that says
What in knowledge is the root of rapid aging,
That knowledge is a syndrome of near old age.
LEADING.
We really pay for them with weak eyesight,
Active hair loss
Gastritis and high blood pressure...
So to know or not to know? - that is the question!
LEADING.
Let someone hit ambition
But I have no doubt that
What is better before, but grow old wisely,
Than to become an old fool later.
LEADING. Do you know, Lena, what I'm thinking about?
LEADING. About what?
LEADING. Will our guys not get the impression that there are no serious heroes in our picture?
LEADING. I think that this will not happen, because our next competition is very, very serious. At least as much as possible on April 1st.
LEADING. Do you mean...
LEADING. ...Competition `True friend`. To participate in it, I ask five girls and five guys to come up to the stage. And, in pairs. Please be bolder.
(On the stage, the guys sit on chairs, and the girls are taken to the other side so that they do not see in what order the guys are seated. The presenter instructs the guys, tells them that during the competition they must remain completely silent so that `faithful girlfriends' recognized them not by voice, but by intuition.
LEADING. Tell me, please, girls, do you remember the name of the feature film in which the protagonist was the slave Izaura? That's right, you are very smart. But you are mistaken if you think that Lena and I called you on stage just to ask this question. We want to set you a task that is not easy. Now all of you will be blindfolded and given a piece of cake, which you will treat to your faithful friend - the role of which is played by the guy with whom you dared to climb up to us. I hope that intuition, and in extreme cases - touch, will not let you make a mistake and treat the wrong one. You can touch it with your hands, and who wants it with your lips. Of course, there will be no big trouble in this, and the one who was mistaken for the wrong one will not be offended. But then you are not suitable for the role of the slave Izaura in our film, because she did not make such mistakes. I ask assistants to blindfold the girls and give out treats.
(The girls are blindfolded and taken in turn to the guys sitting on the chairs. The winners are those who did not make a mistake and blindfolded recognized the guy with whom they went up on stage. It may happen that there will be several winners. In this case, the presenter congratulates everyone and asks to stay on stage.)
LEADING. Our acting troupe is replenished successfully. Comic, tragic and historical heroes have already been chosen. There is no lyric yet. What is a lyrical hero?
This, of course, is a lover, it is desirable that he find reciprocity and sometimes be in a state of dreamy sadness. Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that in the upcoming competition, in which again I ask girls to take part, those of them who understand what I'm talking about will win. I ask the applicants to come up on stage and join the winners of the previous competition.
(After the circle of participants in the upcoming competition is determined ...).
LEADING. Our next competition is called `I love you`. Beautiful name, truth? This phrase should run like a red thread through all the performances of the contestants on this topic. I just ask you not to think that now you will have to declare your love publicly. Although in the movie this is what you have to do. But the school (school, college) is not a movie, much less a comedy, although there is something to laugh heartily at here and there. You will have to tell about your love ... without uttering a single word. So try to show all your eloquence silently. Difficult? Difficult! Can? Need to try. And the one who does it better than others will be invited to the role of Tatyana Larina in our film.
Now about how our competition will go. Each of the girls silently, I repeat once again - silently, must pronounce, or rather, reproduce only one phrase. Here is the phrase:
I love you, I'm going crazy without you
Ice cream, lemonade and kvass.
(After the end of the competition, the presenter turns to the audience with a request to give their assessment of the contenders for the role of Tatyana Larina. The winner is the one to whom the applause will be the most active.)
LEADING. And now another very interesting competition! Competition for the best joke. But it can be not only anecdotes as such. It can be short jokes and reprises, humoresques, satirical poems. Who is into what. So let's get started!
LEADING. Who starts? Wishing? From the third row? You have a word.
(Perhaps, for the "seed" and it is necessary to prepare several performances, all the rest, of course, impromptu).
I JOKE. A conversation between a girl and a young man:
- Tell me, Louise, would you agree to become the wife of a limited, but rich man?
- Let me see. Your offer comes as a surprise to me.
II ANECLOTCHIK.
- Well, how is your husband? - asked Valentina, who came to visit her friend.
- You know, not very well. He fishes in the bathtub all day long.
- So you should invite a psychiatrist.
- I thought so too, but I really want fresh fish.
III JOKE. A patient who had just had a heart attack came to his senses and asked the doctor:
- Doctor, can I have a smoke?
Well, if this is your last wish...
(The proposed jokes are conditional. Participants can offer much more interesting ones. Students can know about this competition in advance).
LEADING. And now let's sum up the results of the very first competition, the competition of poets who wrote four lines `C=M=E=X`. We believe that the tenth grade student Vitya Mashkov was the winner. His quatrain turned out to be the most successful (reads it out). Therefore, he will take part in the filming of our film. He will be entrusted with the role of Omar Khayyam. The role of D'Artagnan will go to Igor Bogdanov - the best joker.
LEADING. So the shooting of the film will take place. The tests, in our opinion, were a success. And in conclusion, we are left with...
HOST (interrupts). Igor, you forgot something...
LEADING. Oh yes! Bet. Especially since I won it.
LEADING. Won? You are so sure of yourself. And you don't consider yourself a braggart?
LEADING. I don't think so. Of course I won. And although among the notes from the audience there were many witty and well-aimed names, such as ... (reads out some). Nevertheless, the agreement is more expensive than money, and I ask the whole audience to crow, because our film is called `Laughter for no reason - it means there is no turmoil`. The most amazing heroes will meet in it, and the most amazing adventures will happen to them. Just like today at our April Fool's Day of Laughter. However, it's time to crow...
(This episode should show the organizational skills of the presenters. They should infect the hall with their example).
LEADING (addressing the assistant): Lena, isn't it time to end the evening - already the first roosters crowed.
LEADING. Well. We have turned the last page of our holiday. If your heart is a little warmer, if a smile does not disappear on your faces, it means that we have not tried in vain to instill a good mood in you.
LEADING. Laugh, right, it's not a sin!
LEADING. Laugh every day, for a reason and without a reason - this makes the heart and mind work more confidently. And the person becomes kinder and more beautiful. Have a good mood!
LEADING. Smiles and success!
LEADING and LEADING: - Goodbye! Until we meet again on the radio wave `Laughter is a companion of our life`. Happiness to everyone!!!
On the Sea of Laughter under the flag of Smile - an evening of family rest
The evening is spent in the hall, where the families who came to the celebration sit down at the tables set for tea drinking. In the kiosk "Sweet Tooth", located here, they can buy cakes, cookies, chocolate for tea. The kiosk is decorated in the spirit of April Fools: portraits of the Three Fat Men, advertising inscriptions- “It’s better to burst your belly than an abyss of good”, “To pass by means to make a fatal mistake”, “Children, make sure that dads’ wallets do not burden them too much, pocket”, etc.
At the entrance to the hall - a table with " individual assignments”, families choose the task according to their tastes and abilities. While the guests are gathering, buying sweets for tea, choosing and starting to prepare tasks, and the host’s assistants offer them hot tea, cheerful melodies sound, for example: “A song about good mood" from the movie "Carnival Night", the song "Smile" by V. Shainsky, "Song about the Captain" from the movie "Children of Captain Grant" and others.
At the beginning of the tea party, the hosts sit down at each table in turn, get acquainted with the guests, explain the tasks and make the necessary prompts. When the children have already quenched their initial interest in delicacies and tea, the leaders - they can be dressed in nautical style- start the program.
Leading.
Dear guests: fathers and mothers, grandparents and, of course, children! Today is an extraordinary, wonderful day. But... first, let me make a few remarks... Baby in the blue sweater, all your ice cream is on your cheeks and nose! And you, dear father of the family, have lost all the buttons from your jacket! And you, the mother of these charming twins and the author of this seductive cake, forgot to take off your kitchen apron at home! Sorry, I was joking. C. On the first of April you, friends! Happy April Fool's Day, spring jokes and mischievous pranks! And now everyone loves to play and play each other: the government plays tricks on us, almost every day, and the further it goes, the “cooler” its jokes with the people are: prices play with our salaries and win with a devastating score; sellers play with buyers while they "clap their ears"; children play with their parents and parents play with their children.
And of all these playing companies, only the last two (children - parents) cause the greatest sympathy, because your games are the kindest and most joyful. Because your jokes and fun do not shorten, but prolong life, do not take away, but bring health, do not destroy, but strengthen love and affection for each other. Kind, cheerful laughter is a wonderful vitamin for everyone, the most powerful and priceless elixir of life. And it is all the more valuable because this vitamin does not cost you a penny. You can laugh - even in our time - for the time being completely free. And at our evening, moreover, for this you can still get a prize. Also completely free, and even with a profit for yourself, you can laugh today! Let's continue the string of synonymous words denoting this beautiful ... no, not action - the state of the human soul. And our first prize will go to the one whose word is the last.
A competition-auction of synonyms for the word "laugh" is being held. Possible words: giggle, grin, cackle, neigh, gush, roll, etc. The last participant in the competition is awarded and placed on his table, on a stand, a flag with the image of a smiling clown or something like that, and, in addition, he receives a prize.
Leading.
So, the first prize goes to a sailor from a ship called …………! Have you noticed that all of you, sitting at 6 tables, turned out to be sailors of 6 sailboats? And each of the ships sails under its own loud and proud name and under its own white sail ... in the sea of Laughter, in the sea in which even drowning is a pleasure! Let's get acquainted with the proud and loud names of sailing ships!
The names are written on paper sails, standing on a special stand on each table: “Screw!”, “Log”, “Sneeze!”, “Syrup”, “Donut” and “Dump”. No need to grin, cackle, etc. These are really loud and proud names. It's just that they are very long, and we wrote them down in shorthand. We hope that now the crews will decipher the names of their ships for everyone. And the sailing ship with the loudest and proudest name will become the flagship of our cheerful flotilla until the next competition. The Smile Flag will now fly over his masts.
Name Transcription Contest
Possible decryption options: “Donut” - “Involuntarily you will clink glasses!”, “Let's sneeze!” - "We're wondering and joking recklessly, e-mine!" etc. After the competition, a prize is awarded: it can be a toy boat, and then the sail with the name of the ship can be fixed directly on it. After each competition, the Smile Flag must be moved to the winner's table and announced that this ship is becoming the flagship.
Leading.
So, where is the flagship leading us across the Sea of Laughter? (Looks "in the distance" through a telescope). Guard! Save our souls! We're sailing straight... Transmit the "SOS" signal to all ships - in a chain from one to another! But how to convey? No one has a walkie-talkie or signal flags on board. And what kind of danger ahead is visible only from the flagship. One of the members of his crew must use gestures, facial expressions (after all, your words cannot be heard because of the noise of the waves) to convey danger messages to the second ship, from the second to the third, and so on ... I wonder how this message will be understood on the last ship?
SOS Contest!
They go out and stand in a row, 1 person from each "ship". All but the first turn their backs to the leader. The first is given a "spyglass", and in front of it the leader unfolds a poster with the inscription or a humorous drawing "Reefs", which is immediately removed. The second player is invited to turn to face the first, who pantomime conveys a message about the danger threatening the "ships". The second then passes the information on to the third one. e. The last player must formulate the signal he received in words. If he said: "Reefs" - all players receive prizes: children's life buoys, inflatable toys as life rafts, and the leader's wishes are heard using these rescue equipment to swim out of the depths of the sea in case of a disaster. If the information is distorted beyond recognition, the players in a chain from the last to the first formulate their information in words. Players who distort the message are sent to the "marine guardhouse", they can escape this fate by dancing "Apple".
2nd version of the contest. Pass the word “SOS” from table to table along the chain, but ... it must be part of another word. The prize is given to the crew whose word is the funniest. You can come up with a whole phrase from such words, for example: "The baby sucks on a pacifier."
Leading.
Jokes are jokes, and the reefs are getting closer ... And only a sea talisman can help us escape from the impending shipwreck. Where is our talisman? Yes, here, on the bulkhead of the wardroom, his image. But why is it covered by these colored squares? All clear! You have to guess it. Well, let each ship send here the youngest cabin boy. He has the right to see a piece of the image; To do this, you need to remove 1 square, whichever you want. I didn’t guess - then the square comes back, and another cabin boy comes into play. 2-3 square? marked with an asterisk - they close the most "prompting" parts of the talisman and open only for a "ransom": ditties, a rhyme, a song ...
There is a youngster competition "Guess the talisman". Jung, guessing what is shown behind the squares (this is Carlson!), Gets the appropriate prize: Carlson, a doll, a book about Carlson, sweets with Carlson's image on the box, etc.
Leading.
Here it is, our mascot - the fattest, funniest and funniest person on the planet! And do not grieve, cabin boys who did not receive a prize with Carlson, because the real Carlson, our living talisman, will sail further along with us, I will sea Laughter!
The soundtrack of the song about Carlson “Funny Man” sounds, under which the real Carlson runs into the hall, dances, jumps and involves all children and even adults in a cheerful round dance.
Carlson (after the dance).
Well, there was pitching! I think I got seasick after this pandemonium. Medicines are urgently needed.
Leading.
Carlson, what else is there a disease! There are reefs ahead, and you, our talisman, help us escape the shipwreck?
Carlson.
I will guide you through the reefs! After all, I am the best pilot in the world, the most, the most ...
Leading.
Carlson, hurry up! The reefs are close!
Carlson.
So why are you delaying? Find me worthy students urgently! I will teach them the art of pilotage, then we will not be afraid of any reefs. After all, I am the most...
Leading.
Who do you need specifically, speak quickly, Carlson!
Carlson.
Real men! One big and one small man from each ship, in short - dad and son.
Leading.
So, we invite real men to come out to us!
Carlson.
Here are the reefs! (Arranges cardboard "reefs" or skittles.) The ship is navigated through the reefs like this: put these gloves on your sons' hands, dads take their sons' legs with their hands, and let them walk between the reefs in their arms, and dads hold their legs behind.
The competition is held either for time - in this case, the stopwatch will not interfere, - or it takes into account which pair dropped fewer pins. During the competition, a cheerful sea melody sounds, for example, "Across the seas, over the waves." Carlson gives the winner a prize - a compass, a toy steering wheel, a puppet stroller for a baby - with appropriate comments.
Carlson (after the competition).
Hooray, reefs behind! And I... I fell ill from the terrible strain of all my strength and nerves... Isn't there a little medicine?
Leading.
And how can we treat you?
Carlson.
How? You don't know how to treat me? Children, how can I be treated? Of course, buns, buns, jam, cookies ...
Leading.
Well, we have as many of these medicines on our ships as we like. Ship cokes know their stuff!
Carlson.
Oh, and it's definitely eye-opening! I don't know where to begin with treatment...
Leading.
In this case, you need a prescription.
Carlson.
And who will give me this recipe?
Leading.
Those who prepared medicines. Dear ship cooks, how will your signature dish be useful to the unfortunate patient? Help him sort out all this abundance of "medicines".
A competition for mothers "Advertising the family's signature dish" is held, about which guests are warned in advance. "Coke" - the winner is awarded a prize - Carlson's favorite spoon or a book of culinary recipes.
Leading.
Come on, Carlson, look through the spyglass! What's ahead?
Carlson.
Ahead - the island, "all covered with greenery, absolutely all"!
Leading.
Well, no, on this island - the island of Bad Luck - we don't - we need to! Rudder right! Now what lies ahead, Carlson?
Carlson.
Also an island! Look at the map, what's the name of it?
Leading.
This is an island ... Yes, this is an island known to all of us, cheerful, wonderful, where all year round summer where coconuts and bananas grow! We moor to the shore, and here I am plucking the first bunch of bananas from the first tree I come across ... (Removes a large bunch of bananas disguised in its branches from a large houseplant). And this wonderful island is called ...
All.
Chunga - Chunga!
Leading.
May this bunch go to the crew that is best able to sing this wonderful island in song!
Carlson.
Will there be singers on ships? I doubt something ... And they probably don’t know the words beyond the third line ...
Leading.
How can there not be singers if a whole ensemble of gypsies travels on our first sailboat?
Carlson.
Isn't it their shawls that were found here in the luggage compartment? (Gives out shawls to the crew).
Leading.
And on the second ship - fire, a cool rock band
Carlson.
And here are her guitars!
Leading.
On the third - the choir of the Russian song……….
Carlson.
... with their kokoshniks and balalaikas. (Gives out).
Leading.
On the fourth - the Red Banner Ensemble. Alexandrova!
Carlson.
Get Outfit! (Hands out military caps.)
Leading.
On the fifth ship - the ensemble of the Indian tribe "Chu-Chu".
Carlson.
The headdress of the leader is in my hands!
Leading.
On the sixth - chorus kindergarten, junior group!
Carlson.
Well, all these things were lost on the ship. Take apart panama-bows, small fry. (Hand out).
Leading.
So, each crew performs one verse and chorus of the song "Chunga-Changa" - of course, in their own way. (Hands out leaflets with the words of the song). We give three minutes for a rehearsal.
Carlson.
In the meantime, we'll eat cake.
Competition for the best performance of the verse of the song "Chunga - Changa" in a manner corresponding to the "profile" of the artistic group.
Host (after the competition). Everyone sang the song wonderfully! So bananas...
Carlson.
Therefore, in order not to offend anyone, we ate bananas ourselves! But we allow you to pick your own bunches for each crew. If you find them in the trees. Look, because the island of "Chunga-Changa" is all overgrown with banana trees!
The melody of the song plays again. The children go looking for bananas for their crew. Bananas can be hung on large houseplants and camouflaged among the leaves. Carlson runs away.
Leading.
So, after resting on the wonderful island, our flotilla again rushes forward in full sail to new shores! Crews in their cockpits overeat with bananas and ... poison jokes. Let's have a fun competition between crews - a contest for the funniest joke! Note that an anecdote can not only be told, but also improvised theatrically.
There is a joke competition. The winner will receive a "Collection of jokes" as a prize.
Carlson (running into the hall).
Polundra! While you're making jokes here, a storm is coming! The ocean is raging, the waves are pouring over the side! .. We are threatened with certain death!
Leading.
Nothing, Carlson, you are so famous that you will forever remain in the hearts of millions as the funniest person who fell victim to the elements of the sea.
Carlson.
And maybe even a monument will be erected to me, which will look like. And what will it look like? Now, now I’ll come up with ... (Thinks). So, musicians, play the march!
The melody of the song "Varangian" sounds, under which Carlson marches to the middle of the hall.
Carlson.
And now a monument to me will appear from the depths of the sea! I ask in unison:
The sea is worried - once,
The sea is worried - two,
The sea is worried - three,
Marine figure, freeze!
Carlson, under these words, depicts a worried sea - he waves his arms over his head to the beat, as in a children's game. At the word “freeze”, the presenter with a volunteer assistant from among the guests abruptly close it with a “curtain” - a blue cloth. Then, after a meaningful pause, to the sound of a smooth and solemn melody, the “curtain” slowly lowers to the floor, and the motionless figure of Carlson appears before the audience with a lifebuoy on his belt, huge jars of jam in his hands and a large piece of cake or a large fake candy in his mouth. His cheeks and nose are smeared with cream, his posture is full of grandeur.
Carlson.
Monument to the victim of the sea element - the great Carlson! Applause!
Host (after applause). It seems to me that this is rather a monument not to the victim of the sea element, but to the victim of gluttony. One would like to knock out an inscription-aphorism on a pedestal: “To die is so full!”
Carlson. You see, thanks to me, a new aphorism was born, which expresses an unusually wise thought. This is how the monument I created inspires you! Well, who, besides the great Carlson, is capable of such a thing?
Leading.
And now we can easily find out! So, let's follow the example of the great Carlson, create monuments, entire sculptural groups expressing some great ideas born by mankind and formulated in aphorisms. Several cards with aphorisms written on them are placed on the tables of the guests before the start of the evening. Let's give the crews a few minutes to think about their composition.
While the crews are preparing, soft music plays. The competition of sculptural groups begins.
An approximate list of aphorisms that need to be translated into monuments:
1. "I would gnaw out bureaucracy like a wolf."
2. "Beauty requires sacrifice."
3. "Love is submissive to all ages"
4. "The rich also cry."
5. "The process has started ...".
6. "There are women in Russian villages" ... etc.
The winning crew in this competition is awarded a statuette souvenir, preferably of a comic nature.
Leading.
Citizens drowning! The sky cleared, the storm subsided. To everyone's joy, you did not have time to drown in the depths of the sea, and the need for monuments perpetuating your dignity has disappeared!
Carlson.
General rejoicing on the ships! You can throw out your turbulent emotions and enthusiasm about an unexpected rescue in a cheerful sea dance! I invite all the survivors to the circle!
Phonogram of the song "White Capless Cap" performed by O. Gazmanov. Carlson and the leader involve the guests in the dance.
Leader (after the dance).
Right on the course - the island! It is called…
CARLSON (pulls out a card from him).
Treasure Island! Chur, all my treasures!
Leading.
Treasures must first be discovered.
Carlson.
They are at the bottom of the sea in this bay. They must be caught with a net!
Leading.
Yoongi get to work!
Children are given a "network" with which they go to the "bay" - a neighboring room. From there they are already running out with a casket entangled in the "networks".
Carlson.
Here they are, treasures! Let's dispose of them like this: whoever pulls the net in his direction, he will receive everything.
Carlson organizes a competition among cabin boys. The children are divided into two teams, and at his signal, each pulls the net in its direction. If a team begins to succumb to an opponent, Carlson calls for help from dads and moms. You need to bring the game to a draw.
Leading.
No, we can't do anything! It is better to share the treasures fairly. Let everyone who wants to earn them. I will name the word, and whoever comes up with the funniest rhyme for it, I will give a ticket. And on the ticket it is written what kind of treasure you have to get from the casket. After the game, the exchange of tickets for treasures will begin. They will be presented by Carlson.
Carlson.
I agree!
The inscriptions on the tickets can be as follows: a car, a vacuum cleaner, a music center, a video set-top box, etc. They are awarded - with appropriate comments - a toy car, a broom, a rattle, a children's kaleidoscope.
Host (after the presentation of the won "treasures").
So, dear seafaring friends, today we have furrowed the vast ocean of Laughter on our sailboats far and wide! And everywhere we were lucky. That's what it means to sail under the flag of Smile!
Carlson.
And with a talisman like me!
Leading.
Saying goodbye to you, we thank you for making us a pleasant and cheerful company on this extraordinary journey. We wish you a successful further voyage in the sea of life! And this is possible only if you embark on this voyage under the flag of Smile!
Carlson.
And with a friend like me! Goodbye friends!
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