When choosing a scenario for a wedding celebration, almost all couples in love wonder how to make the holiday fun and memorable for the guests for a long time.
This is why the trend of organizing themed weddings continues to this day. Having arranged a festive banquet with competitions in the style of funny fairy tales, the future spouses and their guests will plunge into a unique atmosphere filled with funny jokes, comic skits and a joyful mood.
Ideas for performing fairy tale scenes, impromptu performances, and costumed congratulations
Even a novice host can easily organize a wedding celebration that is unforgettable and that the atmosphere is joyful and relaxed.
You just need to include it in entertainment program festive event competition “Wedding Fairy Tale”. Skits with witty texts and the direct participation of invited guests always cause laughter and are rewarded with applause - that is, they immediately increase the degree of fun several times, allowing everyone to get to know each other, throwing away conventions and defusing the atmosphere of a social event.
To make the wedding sparkle with fun, it is better to use short fairy tales that are familiar to everyone from childhood, the plot of which is known to everyone in detail. This decision will give anyone present at the holiday the opportunity to become a participant in a comical story.
The more colorful the characters, the more interesting and funnier the scene will be.
Here is a list of just a small list of fairy tales for competitions and raffles at weddings:
- "Turnip";
- "Three Bears";
- plot from “The Little Humpbacked Horse”;
- excerpt from “The Tale of Tsar Saltan” - “Three girls under the window...”;
- "Little Red Riding Hood and the Gray Wolf."
It is advisable to choose a fairy tale in advance, having discussed the topic of entertainment with the newlyweds. This will allow you to cook all necessary details and musical accompaniment of the competition. The combination of modern incendiary compositions and good old fairy tales, of course, in the form of a remake, can give those present a sea of positive emotions from the action taking place.
At a wedding, it is also customary to present gifts to the newlywed couple.
Of course, each of the guests wants his gift to become the most valuable and memorable among the newlyweds among other gifts.
This can be achieved if you prepare an original congratulation in the form of a mini-scene from some famous fairy tale, adapting the text to the theme of the festive event. As an option, the following lines are perfect (especially if they are said from the heart):
We wish you heartily and joyfully,
May your life be sweet!
(handing the newlyweds a jar of honey)
Overcome everything together
Don't separate, don't get sick!
(they give a car first aid kit)
May luck smile on you
And let the house
the cup will be full,
Love remains forever
Your reliable companion!
(here the main gift is already given to the newlyweds). Any guest with bright charisma and a sparkling sense of humor can have fun, stir up everyone present, and lift the mood with his little funny performance.
As a rule, people with such character traits are always surrounded by newlyweds, and they will happily take part in funny competitions at the wedding banquet.
Scene “Three girls under the window”
Just one of the coolest and most humorous costume competitions and skits is considered to be an excerpt from a fairy tale in verse by A.S. Pushkin’s “The Tale of Tsar Saltan”, namely its very beginning. Phrases from the work of the great poet, of course, are changed to more humorous and amusing in meaning.
You can come up with the text yourself or find a suitable script on the Internet. In order for the mini-performance to be a clear success and to evoke homeric laughter and thunderous applause from everyone, the toastmaster must ask the newlyweds in advance which of their friends and relatives will best play the roles of fairy-tale maidens.
The ideal option would be to invite representatives of the stronger sex to take part in the skit, because it is in their performance that the contenders for the hand of the king will turn out to be incomparably hilarious and unforgettably colorful.
Here is an approximate list of details that may be required:
- three colorful long sundresses (wonderful if they are sewn in Russian folk style);
- kokoshniks or bright scarves;
- wigs with long hair or false braids;
- balloons (they will make a chic female bust for each of the sisters);
- a saucepan and a large ladle - for the cook;
- a piece of fabric rolled into a roll - for the weaver;
- a doll or a large baby doll - for the third girl.
The appearance of young people in disguise in the hall will bring smiles on the faces of those present, laughter and humorous comments.
In this video there is another funny fairy tale for your wedding:
And the performance itself will obviously be lively, fun, with jokes and ironic comments from the guests.
A wedding celebration is an important event not only for future spouses, but also for their relatives and friends. Everyone equally wants to have fun from the heart at a beautiful and cheerful holiday. The use of costume competitions and funny scenes in the wedding scenario with the direct participation of guests and newlyweds will create an atmosphere of liveliness and relaxed fun, which is sometimes so difficult to achieve in an unfamiliar company, because at such an event most people see each other for the first time.
Stop the noise and din
The Tsar has come to visit you!
Stop eating and drinking
Give me the floor to speak!
Of course they told me
That you are all quite successful,
Yes in form and in all,
Celebrating your anniversary!
Here I came to you,
I'm just a little late...
Where is my Babarikha?!
Why are you lagging behind the king?
Who will hand it over to me?
My anniversary order?
I'm always on my own...
Why do I pay secretaries?
Babarikha come here!
Yes, bring holy water!
Of course they told me
The birthday girl is sinless.
It doesn’t matter how old you live,
And everyone is beautiful and slim.
I ran to work
I've worn out a bunch of shoes,
No one could count
You slipped your boot!
And she didn’t forget her family:
She gave birth to a son to her husband (And she gave birth to children),
And she's sociable
And she is strong in all matters!
And today here's another...
I want to baptize her!
Don't yawn Babarikha,
Sprinkle with holy water!
Sprinkle her playful feet,
To carry her along the path,
So that you always have time everywhere,
Everywhere she was the first to sing!
And the head is light
Scratch unnoticeably...
To be considered the best at work,
She could use her brains!
Sprinkle her hands
So that you don't get bored!
Don't let your hands shake,
Pouring into glasses!
Sprinkle her nose
To hold it in the wind,
What and where - so that I know everything,
Yes, she called us together more often!
To live life to the fullest -
Let's spray it on the inside too!
(pour a glass, ask for a drink)
So that she lives and flourishes,
I have never known grief in my life!
So that your husband loves you,
To carry it in your arms!
The water hasn't run out yet
Spray her on a man!
And now here's the way,
We look forward to hearing from you!
There is little happiness in this life...
And pour us a glass!
Well, hurry up the guests
Let's take it as an anniversary!
Don't yawn Babarikh,
Sprinkle your guests quickly
May you live to the fullest
Let's drink to our ____________!
E-hey! Don't get carried away!
Get ready to hit the road!
Have a nice holiday to all of you,
And we're leaving. Goodbye!
Scene for Yuilei, birthday “Three girls under the window”
Leading: Three maidens by the window
Spinning late in the evening
And they didn’t spin so much,
How they grind with the tongue!
1st: We've become somewhat bored!
Shouldn't we go, girls?
Should we have guests today?
Leading: Then the second one picked up:
2nd: It wouldn't be a sin to drink!
But where should we go?
That they would accept us all?
Leading: The third didn’t guess for a long time,
The eyes became more cheerful...
3rd: Shouldn't we go, girls?
Together for everyone's anniversary?!
When we arrive, we will say:
Come on, ____________ pour us some!
Leading: And we all went to _________________,
Celebrate birthday.
Now don’t be surprised -
They will ________________ congratulate you.
1st: Congratulations to the hero of the day
Happy birthday from the bottom of my heart!
Receive gifts from us
They are very good:
2nd: So that illness does not take you -
We present this salt.
Don't use it as a seasoning
And on the crown of the box.
From diseases of everyone
It helps, they say! (they hand over a pack of salt and put it on their head)
3rd: I give you pasta
And I'll give you the recipe:
In the evening you brush your teeth -
There will be no caries in the morning! (handed toothpaste)
1st: You with this very gift
Don't worry, don't be sad!
Slowly in your bathhouse
Rub every place! (handed a washcloth or sponge)
2nd: Try hare droppings...
He's vigorous! He'll get it!
And where more healing than honey,
Although it doesn't taste like honey.
It tastes cool though
And sometimes they die from him,
Those who survive
Then they live up to 100 years! (candy peanuts in chocolate)
3rd: On this bright, glorious day
We congratulate you!
And to you with all my heart
We dedicate the dance!
Sketch for the anniversary, birthday of “Bows”
1. You didn’t expect to meet us?
You have arrived in the land of babies.
When you were little,
And you lived in the same country.
2. Now you have grown big,
You work for the good of the country,
But kindergarten I haven't forgotten
That's why they came to you.
3. Anniversary birthday
Celebrates all children. garden,
And about this without a doubt,
Everyone is talking today!
4. Today is a holiday in kindergarten,
And Natalya is in sight.
Receives congratulations
Dreams about gifts...
5. We are kids from kindergarten
Everyone is happy to congratulate aunt
We didn't just come
And they brought gifts,
We will definitely put this bow on her head,
So that, like us, she too, can be more beautiful and younger!
So that everyone in the world knows
There is no more beautiful aunt ___________!
Aunt __________, like from a fairy tale, she paints her eyes beautifully
I took mascara from my mother and let them down too,
She's a beauty, all the grown-ups like her.
Well, what little hands, not simple ones - golden
There are no more tender ones in the world
Adults and children know
And that's why they deserve bows!
And these bows on the legs, so that along the city paths
They ran quickly, quickly, to strike sparks with their soles
And in order to highlight their beauty, you need to attach a bow to them.
And this one is not attached anywhere, but on the chest
On it are awards, titles and medals that we have not yet been given,
Gorgeous, but no matter what, let the bow decorate your chest.
We have Denisk in our garden, he peed in his pants yesterday.
Do you know what he dreams about? I wish his mom was as cool as him!
Deniska - he doesn’t understand, his head is empty,
She doesn't need kids like that who pee in their pants!
This bow is sexy
Always keep it up to date.
Wherever you are - both at home and not at home,
Wear it on your sexy day!
And we’ll tie this bow to a place,
Whichever is closer to a chair or an armchair.
Tie a bow there too,
So that they can attract uncles,
To turn here and there,
And they will say: “Wow!”
Well, how do you like Aunt ________? Like?
U.S. too! You are our beauty!
Nice decoration
For such a birthday!
Comic congratulations on the anniversary "The Three Little Pigs"
Open it quickly! Who's having an anniversary here?
Who is the queen of light here? Who's name is Irina?
We are from a fairy tale, as you know,
How interesting you are here!
It's safe, there's no wolf
Full of food, and so much light!
After all, if a wolf has a glitch, he will turn off the electricity.
Let's sit in the dark.
But times are not the same now!
Irina presses the button, “Let there be light!”, and everything sparkles!
One click and the night is gone.
Chubais will jump with envy.
Come on, let’s all clear our ears so we can listen to wishes.
To you, Irina, from the pigs on your golden anniversary!
So that you are always full, drink a full trough,
They scooped up money with a net, and not just a snout.
May bad weather pass you by,
If you grunt, it’s from happiness!
Our trio of piglets want to dance with you.
We'll wave our handkerchiefs,
Let's dance and dance!
Anniversary or Birthday skit “Congratulations from the New Russian grandmothers.”
(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):
We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaks):
Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!
Judging by your appearance, you haven’t come up with anything worthwhile!
Flower:
Well, why is this?! What, in your opinion, am I good for nothing, or what?!
So, your expiration date has long passed!
Flower:
Say it too! Yes, all the men are still looking at me! Look, look at our hero of the day looking so mysteriously!
It's clear, it's a mystery! Why, they say, did they come here, and even for a couple?!
Flower:
Come on, Matryona, let’s show him the whole breadth of our repertoire!
Come on, Flower, sing! You are the most vocal among the two of us!
Flower: (sings to the tune of the song “Murka”)
You and I, Matryona, were lucky with the hack:
We will sing a verse for the hero of the day!
He decorated his shoulders with a new jacket,
He is a great authority for us! (repeat last 2 lines)
What are you doing, Flower?! I really don’t recognize you, you’re our sentimental one! Where did you get that tune?!
Flower:
Yes, that’s what inspired...
Listen to what the birthday boy needs to sing on his Jubilee:
(sings, addressing the hero of the day, to the tune of the song “A soldier is walking through the city”):
Your guests on the Anniversary
They're sitting together!
Hints: “Pour it for us!”
Their alarming look!
Made some toast
Everyone drinks to you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!” -
We will say, lovingly,
We say, love!
We will remember your anniversary!
We'll fill all the glasses
And we’ll drink it all to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness,
Believe me, we are very happy
Congratulations on your holiday
The most beautiful now!
(repeat the last 4 lines, marching, approach the birthday boy for a kiss, and then the Flower says):
Dear birthday boy, respect the old ladies, have a drink with us at the Brudershaft, we will remember forever with a kind word!
(congratulations on the Anniversary and drinking with the birthday boy for brotherhood)
SKETCH-CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE NEW RUSSIAN
(he is dressed in a black T-shirt, and on his chest there is a thick chain, in his hands is an envelope with money or, for fun, souvenir bucks)
- Lyudmila! What, by all standards, are you a birthday girl, or what?
“I wish that no one crumbles a loaf of bread on your head!”
- I’ll give you bucks for promotion - get rich,
- If you need a roof, contact me!
SKETCH FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY “THREE GIRLS UNDER THE WINDOW SINGING LATE IN THE EVENING”
Three maidens by the window
Singing late at night!
You all ask about whom
Did the three of them sing together?
About my friend about my
Sang songs on the Anniversary!
(three girls come out, each singing their own song for the birthday girl)
1 GIRL (you can attach a long braid to her).
(sings a song to the tune of “Birch, dear friend)
Lyubasha, dear friend,
You are my idol, my favorite!
Tell me, what would it be like without each other,
Tell me, what would it be like without each other?
We treated you! (repeat last 3 lines)
Your soul reaches out for me,
You put your hands on my shoulders,
When I feel bad, you are with me,
If you feel bad, I’m with you,
You won’t spill water on us forever now! (repeat last 3 lines)
2 FRIENDS
(sings a song to the tune of “We honestly want to tell you”)
I have to tell you honestly
This is the kind of friend I need!
She is like the sun, friendly, sweet
And she drove me crazy with her kindness!
Lyuba, Lyuba, my dear friend,
Everyone around you is delighted!
So always remain the same
I wish you happiness for many years to come! (Repeat entire verse)
3 FRIENDS (you can wear a wig and a sultry Cuban dress, since the song is performed to the tune of “Beisan, beisan mucho...”)
No you,
There is no one better than you
There is no one more beautiful and smarter and kinder than you!
No you,
There is no one cooler than you!
I am happy that you are called my friend!
We all love you, dear Lyubochka,
And we adore you!
The kindest, very beautiful,
I repeat, love!
Let you
Everything works out!
May all your dreams and wishes come true on time!
Let happiness
He won't turn away!
Joy and love protect your home threshold!
REPEAT CHORUS
SKETCH FOR THE ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY OF A BOILER ROOM WORKER
As you know, without water -
Neither here nor there!
Very often we suffer
From such nonsense.
But our birthday girl
Problems will be eliminated
On her watch, we know
Water is not a shortage!
For this, grateful residents will perform a touching song for our beautiful birthday girl!
(tenants come out - a woman in curlers, a robe and a basin in her hands, and a man in family shorts and with two glasses, one of which is filled with water; during the chorus he pours water from glass to glass)
SONG OF GRATEFUL RESIDENTS
(to the tune of “How steamships are seen off, not at all like trains”)
At our boiler room Tatyana
It's been working for years
With hot water all the time
That's why our house lives!
The water from the tap in the kitchen splashes,
And the water warms us,
And the heart trembles joyfully,
When there is water in the apartment!
Water, water, water runs,
Water, water, water all around!
She's looking beyond the horizons
The water pressure is always good!
To treat work like this
You are unlikely to find people!
She's so funny
And the voice rings like a stream!
Charging everyone with optimism,
The look of her eyes shines!
Water, water, water runs,
Water, water, we always have it!
SCENE FOR BIRTHDAY, ANNIVERSARY.
SONG OF D'ARTAGNAN (the birthday girl's husband is wearing his costume):
(to the tune of “I love you, life!”)
- I love you, Tanya,
Which in itself is not new!
I love you, Tanya!
I love you again and again!
After a hard day
I come home from work tired,
You will feed me
Even though you worked hard!
Oh, how the years fly by
Well, don’t be sad, dear!
The guests will confirm everything -
You are still young with us!
In the light of every day
I am so happy that I have no peace!
Kiss me now
Let everyone know what it is!
A scene for a woman’s Anniversary or Birthday “Brownie.” (The Brownie comes out - this is a participant in the scene with a shaggy beard and tousled hair, dressed in a colorful shirt, belted with a rope and short pants with patches. He sings a song to the birthday girl to the tune of “Robin”)
I ask you for courage
Pour me a glass!
I will say then in the hour of joy
Why did I come to you!
(the birthday girl pours a glass for the brownie, he drinks and sings the next verse):
Do you like to clean everything in the apartment?
And you ensure cleanliness everywhere!
Trying to sweep the corners better,
You're lashing my butt unnoticed!
Please be kind
With me, Marina, from now on,
In the corner, so that without fear I
I could sit until dark!
Dear birthday girl, now accept a gift from me:
(takes out a broom)
I personally steamed this broom,
So that he can be treated more gently! (slaps himself with a broom in different places)
And you can wave at them without rules,
I declare to you on your birthday!
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
And I wish you to bloom and flourish!
Today I promise in front of everyone:
I will always guard your house!
Sketch for a man’s Anniversary or Birthday “Ditties from New Russian Grandmothers”
(two men come out dressed up as new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or guitar):
Flower:
The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!
Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!
Flower:
Tie your tongue tighter
I will not give up my place!
My compliment is very much needed,
I love the hero of the day!
Apparently you forgot completely
That's why I came here!
A sign of attention is requested
The hero of the day is from us, idiot!
Flower:
You're right, I'm just going crazy
When I see Vova!
But I’m timid to say “I love you”
He has his own family!
Drift, don’t drift, but still necessary
You and I should be bolder!
So, let's shout together:
“Happy Anniversary, dear!”
(approach the hero of the day with kisses)
(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!
So listen and complete all my tasks:
I know you will remember willingly
What I did as a child
How to be carefree with friends
You were jumping rope!
(offer to jump rope)
To restore you
For further tricks of power,
I suggest you drink
This super dope is cute!
(offer a glass of vodka to the birthday boy)
The ball is a child's best friend!
Remember your childhood again
Step aside
And kick it with your knee!
(the birthday boy kicks the ball with his knee, and the guests loudly count how many times he can do this so that the ball does not fall)
Yes, you kick masterfully
What is there to say for a long time!
We need you seriously
Very generous reward!
(they jokingly pour a glass of vodka for the birthday boy)
We are a whistle made of acacias
We did it more than once as a child!
Musical variations
We are waiting from you now!
(they invite the birthday boy to play a children’s whistle or pipe)
For such numbers
We will all shout “Hurray!”
And they also ask for a glass
Your guests are children!
(everyone drinks a toast together happy childhood birthday boy)
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!
(takes out a large head of garlic from the basket and introduces the first remedy):
Stupid grass, don't argue with me,
Eliminate any illness!
Eat the tops and roots,
To cleanse your intestines!
Unpleasant smell
Everyone will be thrown into a slight shock,
But you eat on principle
Stupid grass root!
(gives the birthday boy garlic and takes out the second remedy - horseradish or a jar of pureed horseradish, which you can buy in the store, introduces the second remedy):
So that there is no betrayal
And everything was amicable in the family,
Once a week this shit
You really need to eat at night!
He will immediately raise the tone
And it will take care of your chakra!
He, believe me, is a champion,
Compared to Viagra!
(he gives this remedy and takes out the third one - a bottle of vodka, on which you can write “Moonshine” in large letters, introduces it):
Sprinkle with living water
You need everything in your apartment!
This method is not easy,
But known throughout the world!
You first from the inside
Please your body with it
And then sprinkle it
All corners with their own water!
Dora, dora, tomato,
We caught a thief in the garden -
This is a small worm
Ate the barrel of the apple!
And we have a birthday girl
Gardener, just great!
She's always fine
Fruits, vegetables and garden beds!
That's why the question
We call the worm for interrogation:
Let him explain to the guests
Your excellent appetite!
(a man comes out dressed up as a worm, that is, you can put a very long green cap on your head, he greedily gnaws at an apple, then sings a song):
SONG OF A GARDEN PEST.
(to the tune “We are cheerful guys, we are October guys”)
I, friends, am a signaller,
Nitrate indicator!
If I eat an apple -
So everyone can eat!
I respect plum and pear,
I just love cherries!
Don't scold me in vain
I'm more useful than aphids!
Dear birthday girl!
Let me be in your garden
I'll find a job!
I'm a pest, but not harmful!
And this copper sulfate
I give you in reserve,
May he save the harvest from aphids!
Dear birthday girl!
One came to visit us
An unusual citizen!
He looks a little strange
He wants to say “thank you”
And now we’ll find out why.
Guest! We invite you!
(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something else, he sings a song to the birthday girl):
EARED SONG.
(to the tune of the song about Cheburashka “I was once a strange, nameless toy...”)
I was once strange
I ate semolina porridge,
That's why I grew such ears!
About fashionable diets
I found out from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, I applied it right away!
But one Sunday
Me for my birthday
Larisa invited me and I decided to go,
From delicious treats,
Have a nice experience
I couldn’t leave for a long, long time!
I gave up on my diet
I bought myself some candy!
Thank you, Larisa, I want to tell you
For inviting me
And she fed me delicious food
After all, the ears have become cool again!
(removes his big ears and says a toast):
To consolidate my result,
I ask everyone to pour it now!
Dear birthday girl!
A guest has arrived from the East,
He is a famous doc in miracles!
He's on the carpet, so he can hurry up
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a robe, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental manner, he bows to the birthday girl and says to her: “Hello, oh most beautiful of birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honorable guests! ” He spreads out the rug, sits on it, bending his legs in an oriental manner, and then says to the birthday girl):
KHOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! Incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, let me, my wisest, ask you a few wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
KHOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my most worthy! Please listen to my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she does?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what fabric cannot be used to make a suit for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your home, oh healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your honorable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your wishes, I will pluck three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out the first hair)
Fulfill all the wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an eastern bow and tells them):
KHOTTABYCH:
Oh, honorable guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. Please, I am ready for anything, pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes a bag with numbers out of his pocket and the guests draw them out one by one, then Hottabych gives them a task one by one):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka quickly!
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
Treat the neighbor on the left
Skillfully shoot a shot of vodka!
You, my friend, have the right
Give your friend a peck on the cheek on the right!
Give a compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song quickly!
Good guests today,
Throw away your timidity,
Tell a joke
This is what the people expect from you!
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the swallow position, my friend,
Give us a small toast!
We have a birthday girl
A sight for sore eyes, simply classy!
Come to her, hug her
And smile at all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don’t spoil too much!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss me with your back turned
Forget at least for a while
About your beloved chondrosis!
Describe a circle with your right foot,
Knocking on the tummy with my left hand,
At the same time, try to drink a glass,
You shouldn't spill a single drop!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing your love to the birthday girl,
My order is the strictest law,
Speak without hesitation!
(after completing all tasks Hottabych says):
KHOTTABYCH:
Oh, the most beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to our distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
Description: The skit was written specifically for comic performance. Written with humor. Suitable for any fun holiday. Can be used on February 23 and March 8, for a wedding. Easy to read and learn. Written in the style of Pushkin’s fairy tale “About Tsar Saltan”.
Roles:
Presenter
Damsel 1
Damsel 2
Damsel 3
Andryusha
ACT I
Three maidens by the window
We talked about one thing:
How to pick up a groom
To live better.
(1 girl)
I wanted it, girls
Live life like all queens.
My husband should dress better
Every day to entertain
Fulfilled all my whims
And don’t let me be sad.
(2 girls)
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(3 girls)
It's not a sin to fly in the clouds
But will success come to you?
Where can you find these?
Modest, smart, golden?
Life is not a fairy tale, girls!
It's worth relying on yourself!
Guys are all fools!!!
Arguing with you is out of the question!
Of course you need a groom!
We must try together.
The goal has been set - go ahead!
Good luck awaits us together!
ACT II
I was only able to agree
Someone started calling them all.
“Hey, Marina, Tanya, Ksyusha!
I am your friend, Andryusha!
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Roll a ball in a bowling alley.”
“Oh, you are our dear, Andryusha!
How nice it is to listen to you!
Everybody's ready to play
We’ll be there at five o’clock sharp!”
“Everything is swept away, girls! (Andrey)
The guys will be waiting for you all!”
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(1 girl)
“Luck has struck!
May it make us all rich!”
(2 girls)
You have to work hard
Dress up well
(3 girls)
And let down your eyelashes,
So as not to take your eyes off.
Here are all three girls standing,
How beautiful queens...
And the lionesses are ready for battle!
The main thing is not to be lazy
And hook up all the guys,
So that it is impossible to stop loving!
ACT III
It's time to have fun
Fall in love and make friends.
We played bowling
And then we danced
Everyone walked until late,
And we got along in character,
And in the morning they separated.
How long did the friendship last?
Maybe a month, maybe a year...
Relationships strengthened -
It's time for the wedding...
So the weddings were celebrated,
All the people remembered for a long time.
Where are our three girls?
What awaits them all now?
Our first girl
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You've sweetened your life
They forgot about reality...
She quickly got tired of everything,
I suddenly became completely cold towards my husband
Now he dreams of something else
Wishes for a new husband...
Our second girl
Well done, doves
There is everything that your heart desires,
And the cottage is cool, huge!
Only happiness is so far away
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Scene "Three sisters on New Year's Eve"
Once upon a time there were 3 sisters: Marfushenka - the eldest, Nastyushenka - the middle-aged, Alyonushka - the youngest, and a mirror (it turns out modestly stands on the side). And so the 3 sisters sang under the window late in the evening, sang, sang, talked about how they should get married, as if in New Year's Eve find them grooms. And then the elder sister, Marfushenka, comes into the center and says(music - there is hope to marry a prince), and the middle sister Nastyushenka screamed with bitterness (music - loneliness bastard ), and the youngest Alyonushka said this(music - a woman's happiness would be nice nearby).
And so the sisters decided to unwind and went to the New Year's disco: they showed off, showed off in front of their mirror, and spoke tenderly. The eldest Marfushenka was the first to approach the mirror and asks, “Am I the cutest, the most rosy and whitest in the world?” And a mirror in response to her(music - why are you so scary.)
And the second Nastyushenka laughed at the mirror, quickly got ready, came up and asked: “Am I the sweetest, the most rosy and white in the world?” And the mirror answered her(music. How you got me)
Well, the youngest Alyonushka just modestly approached the mirror, and it began to sing(music how beautiful you are today).
As soon as the mirror sang, the door creaked quietly and the Tsar of that side entered the little room(music "Well, wait a minute"). And the sisters stood up modestly and bowed to the king. The Emperor was single, although no longer young. The king looked at the maidens and became thoughtful(music. Girls are different)
The girls were shy, but not at all confused. And she was the first to decide to tell the king -elder sister Marfushenka came up and said so directly(music. Baby doll, my sweet baby)
The Tsar did not expect such pressure, he already wanted to run away, then the second Nastyushenka jumped up, pushed the first one aside and told the Tsar(Playboy music is just a hero) , and the youngest Alyonushka is also no slouch, she went out to the middle, straightened her hair, took a deep breath and said(music: Take me) And they merged in dance (music "Striptease")
The Tsar got excited, or if he could restrain himself, then the mirror arrived, well, the Tsar’s ear sang that Alyonka was just(music Sex Bom). In euphoria, the king swam and, to celebrate, decided to give gifts to everyone, not to forget anyone, and that’s what the eldest Marfushenka asked(music: Black Boomer ), and the middle one said so directly (music girls’ best friends are diamonds), and the youngest Alyonushka did not ask for any gifts, but only expressed her desire(I want music, I want you to like it). Oh, the king was completely at a loss, he wanted to please everyone. All the girls are good, and he said from the heart(music if I were a sultan).
Well, you know, the mirror here became indignant and menacingly leaned over the king and said(music. What are you hinting at with the royal face?) .
We, the king, father, are not in the east, so we must choose one and only bride. And the king thought and thought and came up with an idea, he approached the girls and said so directly (music It’s just that I don’t have money, as always.)
When the sisters heard these speeches, Marfushenka became indignant, went up to the king and slapped him in the face and said(music get out.) And Nastyushka jumped up, almost knocked the Tsar off his feet, then waved her arms and said to the Tsar’s eyes(music I’ll send him to heaven for an asterisk.)
Our king understood everything here and was already looking at Alyonushka with caution, Alyonushka realized, looked at the king, but not menacingly, but affectionately, and she sang in a gentle voice(music I will kiss you).
The Tsar decided not to doubt and get married to Alenka and did not forget his sisters and took everything to the palace. Everything was wonderful and they got married on New Year’s Eve.
Our artists performed, but not everyone said anything, they forgot to wish you a Happy New Year(music New Year).
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