At entertainment events, educational institutions, funny scenes for schoolchildren most of all like the audience. The need to stage such skits may arise at the school KVN, class hour or competitions for showing numbers amateur performances. About whom is it said in the script for schoolchildren? Of course, about exactly the same students, losers, excellent students, teachers, class teacher.
Surely schoolchildren themselves will be interested in staging a couple of such scenes. It's very easy to play yourself.
Scenario of a funny scene about schoolchildren "Losers"
This scene contains an instructive story for schoolchildren about the importance of doing homework. Several schoolchildren of junior or middle classes participate in a funny production. They play the following roles: Kolya Petechkin - a loser and a bully, Sasha Gavrilov - his bosom friend, Vitya Melnikov - an excellent student, two schoolgirls.
Props for the scene: a school desk with chairs, a wooden board, large fake buttons.
So, there is a desk on the stage. Two girls run out. Kolya Petechkin, chasing them, jumps out behind them with a plastic tube in his hands.
Girl 1 (shouting):
Stop it, Petechkin!
Girl 2:
Petechkin, stop it! Who are they talking to!
They are trying to hide from Petechkin behind a desk.
Petechkin (selflessly spits papers through a straw):
And I will spit! And I will spit! La-la-la! How fun I am!
Girl 1:
It is necessary to do informatics, and not to misbehave.
Girl 2:
Otherwise, Kolya, today they will ask you at a computer science lesson, and you will get a deuce!
(Both schoolgirls run away.)
Petechkin (stops spitting):
computer science? That's right, the teacher promised to call me... What should I do? Oh, I'll try to get help from a friend! (Calls.) Sasha! Gavrilov!
(Sasha Gavrilov exits.)
Gavrilov:
What do you want, Kolya?
Petechkin:
I need to write off someone's computer science. Maybe you can help a friend out?
Gavrilov:
I'd love to help you, but you know what the secret is: I didn't make it myself.
Petechkin:
Eh, problem! How can it be, huh?
Gavrilov:
Do you know what?
Petechkin:
What?
Gavrilov:
You sleep with Melnikov.
Petechkin:
He won't.
Gavrilov:
And you somehow manage...
(Vitya Melnikov appears with a notebook. He has an exemplary appearance, he wears glasses.)
Petechkin:
ABOUT! Melnikov! (Echidno.) Excellent student!
Melnikov:
Kolya Petechkin, loser and truant! Gerasim, why did you drown Mu-Mu?
Petechkin:
I am not Gerasim, I am Nikolai.
Melnikov (singing with expression to the tune of the melody from the movie "The Godfather"):
Why did Gerasim drown his Mu-Mu? She lay, did not interfere with anyone! (Proudly leaves.)
Petechkin (following the departed Melnikov):
Oh, are you teasing? Well, here I will teach you. You will give me computer science to write off, and all my life ...
Gavrilov (rubbing his hands):
Will it work for drugs?
Petechkin:
No! Will be afraid of me! (Brings a piece of wide wooden board out of the wings.) This board will help me deceive him. Only you, Sanya, should help me in this matter.
Gavrilov:
Okay, what should I do?
Petechkin:
Confirm everything I say. (Puts the board under the sweater, presses it to his chest. Shouts backstage.) Hey, Melnikov! Come here! Melnikov! I'm telling you! Come for a minute.
(Vitya Melnikov exits.)
Melnikov (proudly):
What do you want, Petechkin?
Petechkin:
That's what, Victor, I have business with you.
Melnikov:
What business can you have with me?
Petechkin:
The most friendly. Save it, huh? Don't let the man fall. Allow me to write off computer science.
Melnikov:
Aaah, that's what you're talking about. Do not even hope.
Petechkin (solemn bass):
Victor, then prepare to die! I am not Kolya Petechkin, but you know who I am? You know? I am the Terminator!
Melnikov (disparagingly):
What? You're completely crazy, right?
Petechkin (pompously):
No. I just came from the future, from 2069. And I came with Miss...
Melnikov:
What miss?
Petechkin (in a whisper):
Not with a miss, but with a mission. (Kolya recovers and continues imperturbably.) Yes, I have come with a mission.
Melnikov (shyly):
From what?
Petechkin:
I have to destroy you, since you know computer science well. And in many years you will know her so well that you will write a computer virus that will destroy all computers on the planet...
Melnikov (stuttering with fear):
But I can't write viruses...
Petechkin:
Learn in the future. And no one will be able to handle him, because you will program him high artificial intelligence. And no one will be able to unravel the algorithm of its action, because you don’t let anyone write off. Therefore, no one can fight him.
In general, "asta la vista, baby"!
(Pretends to pull the trigger of the machine gun and assumes a belligerent stance.)
Melnikov (cringes):
Oh no! Spare me. I have a mother and a little brother...
Petechkin (threateningly):
Spare?
Gavrilov (questioningly):
Can we spare?
Melnikov:
And I want to ask, how do you feel, feeling like a Terminator?
Petechkin:
Strength and power throughout the body. (Offering.) Here, hit me in the chest ...
Melnikov (hitting a board hidden under a sweater):
Oh! (grimaces in pain) You're like bulletproof! Why do you have bad grades in physical education?
Petechkin:
I'm pretending.
Melnikov:
Well, do you see how, somehow in a special way?
Petechkin:
I can see well, even in the dark. Here, ask me any question.
Melnikov:
Well, let's say... (Thinking.) How are you?
Petechkin (pretends, shakes his head):
And before my eyes, as in the monitor of an invisible computer, several answers appear at once. The first option - "the fool himself", the second (reads a sarcastic rhyme) - "How are you, how are you, I laid a testicle!" The third is "none of your business."
Melnikov:
And which one will you choose?
Petechkin (solemnly):
I'm a fool!
Melnikov (offended):
Petechkin, why did you call me names?
Petechkin:
And in the future you will call me a fool, so I already answered you. That's how invulnerable I am.
Gavrilov:
So you, Melnikov, will you let me write off? And then the Terminator will destroy you.
Petechkin (fiercely):
"Asta la vista, baby!"
Melnikov:
Don't, don't ruin it! I'll give you computer science to write off.
Gavrilov:
And math. These sciences are interconnected...
Petechkin:
OK?
Melnikov (saluting):
That's right, Comrade Terminator.
(Petechkin swings his fists in front of Melnikov's nose, showing off his muscles. Girls appear behind them. They put buttons on the chair.)
Girl 1 (to the audience):
Petechkin spat at the papers. So we will take revenge on him.
Girl 2:
Here we are teaching him! Let's put buttons on his chair. Let him sit! (Both girls run away.)
Petechkin:
Now I'm going to sit on a chair! (He flops down on a chair, immediately jumps up and yells.) Ah!
Girls :
Ha ha! That's what you need, a little chocolate! (They run away).
Melnikov:
So you're not iron? (Takes out a plank from Kolya, from behind his bosom.) Oh, there you are! I won't write off! We need to do our own lessons! (Exits.)
Gavrilov:
Oh, Kolya, next time we'll have to do our homework ourselves.
Funny scene for schoolchildren "At the classroom"
Classroom is the perfect place to stage this funny scene for schoolchildren. Moreover, the class teacher can personally participate in it, but any student can play his role.
Actors according to the scenario: class teacher (KR); Alekseeva and Fedotova - glamorous blondes, laughing schoolgirls; Semenov is a typical excellent student, a bore; Nikitin and Vovan are stupid schoolboys-hooligans; Samoilova is a lax, candy-on-a-stick, always late student.
The scene begins. The class teacher enters the classroom.
KR :
Yes, yes, let's go. (Everyone enters except Samoilova.) What, and that's it?
Alekseeva:
What are you, of course not! (Samoilova enters.) That's all!
KR :
And this is from the whole class? Where are the other 18 people? Can anyone explain where everyone is?
Semenov:
Well, if you take into account the address of everyone, walking speed, terrain and force majeure, then 47% are already at home, and another 53% are on the road.
KR :
Yes, it is clear to the physical education teacher that they left, the question is why did they leave?
Semenov:
Well, given the nature of the majority, the number of lessons today and force majeure, then 100% scored for the classroom hour.
KR :
Okay, Semenov, Alekseeva, Fedotova - this is understandable, decent students, but why did you Nikitin come? And he brought a friend with him.
Semenov:
Well, considering...
KR :
Semenov, shut up!
Semenov:
No, I just wanted to say that in no case should ...
KR :
So, Semyonov, here's a little book for you, read it, take notes. So, Nikitin, what are you doing here?
Nikitin:
And Vovan and I just cut off the light, you can’t play on the computer, you can’t watch TV, so we came from idleness.
Vovan:
And I'm really interested in cool problems.
KR :
Well, Nikitin, you're seriously unlucky that your lights were turned off! Tell me, why, did you check the fire extinguisher in the toilet on Thursday?
Nikitin:
Well, we were told that in the event of a fire, we must immediately extinguish it with a fire extinguisher.
Vovan:
Yes, it needs to be fired up right away.
KR :
So where did you get that something is on fire?!
Nikitin:
Well, it smelled like smoke.
Vovan:
Yes, it smelled.
CR (shouting):
Like you don't know what kind of smoke our toilet smells like!
Nikitin:
Are you talking about this? No, if someone wanted to do this, they would call me.
Vovan:
Yes, they would invite him.
CR (after waiting):
All clear. I have no complaints about you, Vova, only a question for Nikitin, what is he doing on our class hour a student from another class at another school?
Nikitin:
And, as I said, our electricity was cut off, and Vovan has nothing to do either, so I took him to have fun, friends need to help.
KR :
Have fun! Well, the students went. Now to other others. Samoilova, not bad. There are no deuces, no triples, no fours either ... there are no marks at all! Samoilova, when will you start going to school. What are you up to this time?
Samoilov:
According to the encyclopedia of diseases, I reached the letter "G". I have a headache.
KR :
I would say that you have an inflammation of cunning, but this, as Nikitin says, is a button accordion!
(Class applauds.)
Fedotov:
You still have to learn "IMHO" and Preved Medved and everything will be in chocolate.
Semenov:
I've read it, I've taken notes, and, you know, I think that given...
KR :
You don’t have to take anything into account, you should generally try to teach less, answer, give the floor to other students ...
Semenov:
Yes, but this is from one point of view, here psychology says that ...
KR :
There is only one way out. On Semyonov, read another little book, take notes.
So, let's hurry, we only have 15 minutes before Semyonov finishes reading, we must hurry.
Alekseev and Fedotov also received complaints against you! You talk in every class!
Alekseeva:
Yes, we are on topic.
Fedotov:
Yes, on topic. (Giggle.)
KR :
And laugh in class.
Alekseeva:
Yes you!
Fedotov:
No way (Giggle.)
KR :
Draw in your notebook!
Alekseeva:
Well, as long as it's a drawing book (And they both burst out laughing. Everyone looks puzzled, like "What are you laughing at?")
KR :
(Coughing, indicating that it's time for them to stop) Actually, in a chemistry notebook.
Alekseva:
(Scratches the back of his head, thinking that he would lie.) So these are the drawings.
Fedotov:
Yes, okay, what is there to hide, the chemist is such a darling, he allows us to. (Laughing again.)
KR :
Okay, there is little time left, Semyonov is already finishing reading, so tell me, who will make the wall newspaper?
(Silence.)
KR :
I think Nikitin is with his friend.
Nikitin:
Why are we?
KR :
Well, so you cut out the light, so you have nothing to do.
Vovan:
And I'm from a different school.
KR :
Never mind. You said yourself that you are interested in cool problems. Plus, you need to help your friends. Whatman in the closet. I'll go, and calm Semenov yourself.
It won’t take much time to prepare these funny scenes for schoolchildren. Words are learned very easily, and in some places you can even improvise. By the way, such humorous scenes are well suited for summer camp. Before lights out, you can have fun and remember your studies at school.
It is necessary to develop artistry in kids from early childhood. Help with this short sketches. Funny for children, stories should be instructive and understandable, but at the same time bring up important character traits.
Fable - the basis for the script of the scene
It is known that the most instructive literary work is a fable. Only in this genre obligatory item worth the presence of morality - an important main conclusion from what has been said. Therefore, some scenes that are funny for children are often based on the plots of famous fables.
The works of Krylov Ivan Andreevich are accessible to the understanding of preschoolers. These are “Monkey and Glasses”, “Squirrel”, “Crow and Fox”, “Titmouse”, “Dragonfly and Ant”, “Quartet”, “Swan, Crayfish and Pike”.
Today there are a lot of reworkings of famous fables on new way. For example, at the end of the story of the fox and the crow, the cheese does not fall into the mouth of the cunning flatterer. The wise crow puts it in its paw and replies to the fox that "she knows how to sing, that's true, but it's not yet the time and place for a concert."
Ways of presenting fables on stage
Do not think that playing on stage is available only to adult children. If you approach the matter creatively, then you can cope with the forces of even very small ones.
There are four scenario options. Episodes that are funny for children, for example, can be played without the words of the author. Then the children pronounce only the words of the characters. The second option may be to read the words of the author to adults. Option three is suitable for older children, when the whole fable is a role-play reading with a demonstration of the actions of the plot. But very young ones can become artists, even without being able to speak properly. Then the whole text is read by an adult, and the kids pantomime depict the plot in front of the audience.
Tale and irony - twin sisters
It is unlikely that someone did not like to listen to fairy tales in childhood. Many short works of this genre can be easily turned into ironic skits. Funny scenarios for children are obtained from the fairy tales “Stupid Hans” by Andersen, “Hedgehogs are laughing” and “ Brave tailors» Korney Chukovsky, as well as others. Short stories told by the wonderful poet Chukovsky can easily turn into fun and funny scenes for kindergarten.
A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it!
Sometimes it can be difficult to choose a story to dramatize. And if you play the fairy tale “How the hare became the ruler of the jungle” about how the oblique deceived a huge lion, inviting him to fight with a more powerful rival?
The meaning of the story is that the king of beasts was strong, but stupid. The hare was supposed to come to him for dinner according to the law, which was established in the jungle by a cruel lion lord. But the oblique turned out to be quick-witted. He aroused in the cruel glutton anger at the one who is stronger than him. Mistaking his reflection in the river for an opponent, he threw himself into the water and drowned.
Knowledge is power and laughter is a weapon against evil
You can change the ending of the story. Let our lion not drown in the river, but become a universal laughing stock. All the animals gathered on the river bank will ridicule the stupid beast. And the one whom everyone laughs at can no longer be the main one, who needs to be feared and obeyed. Knowledge and ingenuity are sometimes more important than strength and cruelty - this is the moral of this instructive story.
Any number of actors can take part in such a performance. You can diversify the action with a small concert, with which the animals decide to please their bunny friend. Then the presentation will contain several performances. These will be children's skits, funny, short, in which the actors will present the animals and their relationships.
Fairy tales in a new way
Children love to act out funny mini-sketches. It is possible to offer for these purposes well-known fairy tales, rewritten in a new way. And it is especially funny when heroes of different works meet in one story.
For example, it is easy to remake the famous story about "Kolobok", supplementing it with the fairy tale "Ryaba the Hen". Kids really like such confusions, they laugh, seeing that the usual characters do not act the way they always do, and get into ridiculous situations.
“Grandfather and grandmother lived in the same village, they had a chicken named Ryaba. Here, a chicken laid an egg, but not a simple one, but ... from dough! And the testicle has eyes, a nose, a mouth. "Who are you? What is your name?" - asked the grandmother. “I am Gingerbread Man - a ruddy side, rich like a cake, sweet like ice cream! And now you are my grandparents, you must love and pamper me! Grandfather and grandmother were delighted, they rushed to pamper Kolobok. They offer him all sorts of delicious things: yoghurts and lollipops, juices and fruits. But Kolobok refuses everything, wants to go for a walk in the forest. “You, granddaughters, cannot ride through the forest, there a cunning fox will catch you and eat you!” his grandfather warns. "I myself with a mustache!" - answered Kolobok and rolled away.
He rolls, rolls, and a fox meets him. "Who are you?" she asks Kolobok. And he will tell her: “I was born from a chicken, her son, that means!” The fox was surprised, she had never seen such a chicken. And I thought it was some kind of abnormal chicken, inedible. And he contrived, jumped on the fox's back and, well, drive her, to direct the old man and the old woman to the house!
Grandfather and grandmother are sitting, grieving: “Our granddaughter has disappeared, the fox will eat him!” And the hen Ryaba consoles them: “Don’t cry, my dears, I’ll lay another egg for you, not from dough, but normal!” Only the grandfather and grandmother do not want normal, they want to see their Kolobok - they have already fallen in love with him. And they began to cry bitterly about him.
And then suddenly they hear - someone is jumping in the yard. They looked out and laughed: Kolobok riding a fox! Here's a killer!
They caught the redhead by the tail and put her on a chain in the yard: “You will guard the house instead of a dog. Stop hurting defenseless little animals in the forest!”
Short scenes for the camp
Vanya Palkin is sitting in front of the aquarium in a living corner. He lowered the fishing rod into it and begged the goldfish: “Little fish, make me the strongest in the camp so that I can knock down Petka Samokhin with one blow! And also make me the most beautiful so that Lyuska Morozova falls in love with me without memory! And I also want to become the smartest, so that I can defeat everyone at the What, Where, When Olympiad! The head of the camp passes by. He saw such a disgrace and said: “Vanya, get away from the fish! She is not magical, but ordinary! And then the fish gives a voice: “That's it, I've been telling him about this for 2 hours, but he doesn't understand anything! They read, damn it, Pushkin, there is no peace from them ... "
To play funny mini-scenes, you can use the plots of the Yeralash newsreel. Funny interludes will delight both the audience and the performers themselves.
An unforgettable gift - a scene for a birthday boy
How nice it is when, in addition to the traditional offering, guests play funny birthday scenes! You can improvise. This presentation does not require preparation.
In order for the improvised ones to be successful, it is enough to prepare the words for each character in advance, print them on paper. It is also a good idea to pick up accessories for outfits: scarves, glasses, hats, umbrellas, galoshes, masks, false beards, mustaches, wigs.
Just with a bang, the staging of the fairy tale "Turnip" is going on. Here the main role is played by the words of the characters. Participants in improvisation will, by condition, be required to pronounce their phrase immediately after the words of the author, if he names the hero.
You can come up with cool words for each actor. For example, a grandfather will say: “Oh, if it weren’t for the Internet, your grandfather would be a sprinter!” Grandma can be given the words: “Botox, fitness and lipstick - what else do you need for a grandmother?” The granddaughter will constantly repeat: “Thicker turnips - we can earn more money!” and so on. Certain funny gestures should accompany the words: let the grandfather hold on to his lower back and limp, holding the headphones from the player in his ears and twitching slightly to the beat of the music, the grandmother makes her eyes and coquettishly straightens her scarf, and the granddaughter shows with her hands a “thick turnip” in a figurative sense, that is, huge cheeks.
What is a holiday at school without an interlude?
Usually, all festive events in educational institutions are accompanied by an amateur concert. And funny school scenes occupy almost the main place in it.
Plots for these interludes can be taken from the works of Viktor Dragunsky. For example, from the stories about the boys Denis and Mishka, wonderful children's scenes are obtained. Funny short stories about the Misipisi River or about the fictional exploits of friends saving children from fire and ice are still relevant to this day, so the audience always likes them.
It’s good if there are talented teenagers among schoolchildren who can write a script for a scene on their own, displaying in the plot some kind of incident that happened in reality. Of course, the names of the actors should be hidden, but the event itself can be displayed. It will be very relevant and interesting. By the way, school-themed interludes can be used as funny scenes for the camp, because even during the holidays, the guys remember about their studies.
Scene "Our cases"
(By L. TO Aminsky)
Characters : teacher and student Petrov
Teacher:Petrov, go to the blackboard and write down a short story that I will dictate to you.
Studentgoes to the blackboard and prepares to write.
Teacher (dictating): “Dad and mom scolded Vova for bad behavior. Vova was silent guiltily, and then he promised to improve.”
Studentwrites from dictation on the board.
Teacher:Wonderful! Underline all the nouns in your story.
Studentemphasizes the words: “dad”, “mother”, “Vova”, “behavior”, “Vova”, “promise”.
Teacher:Ready? Decide what case these nouns are in. Understood?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: Get started!
Student: "Father and mother". Who? What? Parents. So, the case is genitive.
Scolded whom, what? Vova. "Vova" is a name. So the case is nominative.
Scolded for what? For bad behavior. Apparently he did something. This means that “behavior” has an instrumental case.
Vova was silent guiltily. So, here “Vova” has an accusative case.
Well, the “promise”, of course, is in the dative case, since Vova gave it!
That's all!
Teacher: Yes, the analysis turned out to be original! Bring the diary, Petrov. I wonder what mark you would suggest to give yourself?
Student: What? Of course, five!
Teacher:So five? By the way, in what case did you call this word “five”?
Student: In the prepositional!
Teacher:In a prepositional? Why?
Student : Well, I suggested it myself!
Scene "Correct answer"
(AND. B utman)
Characters : teacher and student Petrov
Teacher: Petrov, how much will it be: four divided by two?
Student: And what to share, Mikhail Ivanovich?
Teacher: Well, let's say four apples.
Student: And between whom?
Teacher: Well, let it be between you and Sidorov.
Student: Then three for me and one for Sidorov.
Teacher: Why is this?
Student: Because Sidorov owes me one apple.
Teacher: Doesn't he owe you a plum?
Student: No, the plum should not.
Teacher: Well, how much will it be if four plums are divided by two?
Student: Four. And all to Sidorov.
Teacher: Why four?
Student: Because I don't like plums.
TeacherA: Wrong again.
Student: How much is correct?
Teacher: And now I'll put the correct answer in your diary!
Scene "3=7 and 2=5"
(Newspaper "Primary School", "Mathematics", No. 24, 2002)
Teacher: Well, Petrov? What am I to do with you?
Petrov: And what?
Teacher: All year you did nothing, did not study anything. I don't know exactly what to put in the statement.
Petrov(gloomy looking at the floor): I, Ivan Ivanovich, scientific work was doing.
Teacher: What are you? What?
Petrov: I decided that all our mathematics is wrong and ... proved it!
Teacher: Well, how, Comrade Great Petrov, did you achieve this?
Petrov: Ah, what can I say, Ivan Ivanovich! It's not my fault that Pythagoras was mistaken and this ... Archimedes!
Teacher: Archimedes?
Petrov: And he, too, After all, they said that three is equal to only three.
Teacher: What else?
Petrov(solemnly): That's not true! I proved that three equals seven!
Teacher: Like this?
Petrov: Look, 15 -15 = 0. Right?
Teacher: Right.
Petrov: 35 - 35 =0 - also true. So 15-15 = 35-35. Right?
Teacher: Right.
Petrov: We take out the common factors: 3(5-5) = 7(5-5). Right?
Teacher: Exactly.
Petrov: Hehe! (5-5) = (5-5). This is also true!
Teacher: Yes.
Petrov: Then everything is upside down: 3 = 7!
Teacher: Aha! So, Petrov, survived.
Petrov: I didn't want to, Ivan Ivanovich. But against science ... you can't sin!
Teacher: It's clear. Look: 20-20 = 0. Right?
Petrov: Exactly!
Teacher: 8-8 = 0 - also true. Then 20-20 = 8-8. It is truth too?
Petrov: Exactly, Ivan Ivanovich, exactly.
Teacher: We take out the common factors: 5(4-4) = 2(4-4). Right?
Petrov: Right!
Teacher: That's it, Petrov, I give you a "2"!
Petrov: For what, Ivan Ivanovich?
Teacher: And don't be upset, Petrov, because if we divide both parts of the equality by (4-4), then 2=5. So did you do it?
Petrov: Let us suppose.
Teacher: So I put "2", it doesn't matter. A?
Petrov: No, it's not all the same, Ivan Ivanovich, "5" is better.
Teacher: Perhaps better, Petrov, but until you prove it, you will have a deuce in a year, equal, in your opinion, to a five!
Guys, help Petrov .
Scene "Folder under the arm"
(AND. WITH emerenko)
Vovka: Listen, I'll tell you a funny story. Yesterday I took a folder by mouse and went to Uncle Yura, my mother ordered.
Andrey: Ha-ha-ha! Indeed, it's funny.
Vovka(surprised): What's so funny? I haven't started talking yet.
Andrey(laughing): Folder ... under the arm! Well thought out. Yes, your folder under the arm and will not fit, he's not a cat!
Vovka: Why "my folder"? Folder - daddy. You forgot how to speak correctly from laughter, or what?
Andrey: (winking and pounding his forehead): Oh, I guessed! Grandfather - under the arm! He speaks incorrectly, but he also teaches. Now it’s clear: dad’s folder is your grandfather Kolya! In general, it’s great you came up with it - funny and with a riddle!
Vova(offended): What does my grandfather Kolya have to do with it? I wanted to tell you something completely different. You didn’t listen to the end, but you laugh, you interfere with speaking. Yes, even dragged my grandfather, put him under his arm, what a storyteller was found! I'd rather go home than talk to you.
Andrey (to himself, left alone): And why was he offended? Why tell funny stories if you can't even laugh?
Scene "At the lessons of natural history"
Characters : teacher and class students
Teacher:Who can name five wild animals?
Student Petrov raises his hand .
Teacher: Answer, Petrov.
Disciple Petrov: Tiger, tigress and... three cubs.
Teacher: What are dense forests? Answer, Kosichkina!
Kosichkin's student : These are the forests in which ... it's good to take a nap.
Teacher: Simakova, please name the parts of the flower.
Simakov's student : Petals, stem, pot.
Teacher: Ivanov, tell us, please, what benefits do birds and animals bring to a person?
Disciple Ivanov: Birds peck mosquitoes, and cats catch mice for him.
Teacher: Petrov, what book about famous travelers have you read?
Apprentice Petukhov: "Frog traveler"
Teacher: Who will answer, what is the difference between the sea and the river? Please, Mishkin.
Disciple Mishkin: The river has two banks, and the sea has one.
Student Zaitsev raises his hand .
Teacher: What do you want, Zaitsev? Is there something you want to ask?
Disciple Zaitsev: Mary Ivanna, is it true that humans evolved from monkeys?
Teacher: Is it true.
Disciple Zaitsev: That's what I see: there are so few monkeys!
Teacher: Kozyavin, please answer, what is the life expectancy of a mouse?
Student Kozyavin: Well, Mary Ivanna, it entirely depends on the cat.
Teacher: Go to the blackboard ... Meshkov and tell us about the crocodile.
Student Meshkov (going to the blackboard) : The length of a crocodile from head to tail is five meters, and from tail to head is seven meters.
Teacher: Think what you're saying! Is it possible?
Student Meshkov: Happens! For example, from Monday to Wednesday - two days, and from Wednesday to Monday - five!
Teacher: Khomyakov, tell me, why do people need a nervous system?
Student KhomyakovA: To be nervous.
Teacher: Why do you, Sinichkin, look at your watch every minute?
Student Sinichkin: Because I'm terribly worried that the bell will interrupt the amazingly interesting lesson.
Teacher: Guys, who will answer where the bird with a straw in its beak flies?
Student Belkov raises his hand above all.
Teacher: Try, Belkov.
Student Belkov: To the cocktail bar, Mary Ivanna.
Teacher: Teplyakova, what teeth appear last in a person?
Teplyakov's student: Plug-in, Mary Ivanna.
Teacher: Now I will ask you a very difficult question, for the correct answer I will immediately put a five with a plus. And the question is: “Why is European time ahead of American time?”
Student Klyushkin raises his hand .
Teacher: Answer, Klyushkin. Teacher : Going to the board to solve the problem ... Trushkin.
Disciple Trushkingoes to the board.
Teacher: Listen carefully to the condition of the problem. Dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How many...
Disciple Trushkinheads for the door.
Teacher: Trushkin, where are you?!
Disciple Trushkin: I ran home, there are sweets!
Teacher: Petrov, bring the diary here. I'll put your yesterday's deuce in it.
Disciple Petrov: I don't have it.
Teacher: Where is he?
Disciple Petrov: And I gave it to Vitka - to scare my parents!
Teacher: Vasechkin, if you have ten rubles and you ask your brother for another ten rubles, how much money will you have?
Disciple Vasechkin: Ten rubles.
Teacher: You just don't know math!
Disciple Vasechkin: No, you don't know my brother!
Teacher: Sidorov, please tell me what is three times seven?
Student of Sidorov: Marya Ivanovna, I will answer your question only in the presence of my lawyer!
Teacher: Why, Ivanov, does your father always do your homework for you?
Disciple Ivanov: And mom has no free time!
Teacher: Now solve problem number 125 on your own.
Students get down to business .
Teacher: Smirnov! Why are you copying from Terentiev?
Student Smirnov: No, Mary Ivanna, he's cheating from me, and I'm just checking whether he did it right!
Teacher: Guys, who is Archimedes? Answer, Shcherbinina.
Shcherbinin's student : This is mathematical Greek.
Funny scenes are different with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. The plot for the scene can be chosen absolutely any - from own idea to an existing idea. You can write your own script for your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, beat some story.
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Let's imagine that we are planning to have a party. We will invite friends, acquaintances, relatives and friends to the holiday. In the morning we begin to prepare for the event: clean up and prepare chic treats. And now the guests have arrived, the table is set, and after ringing toasts and unpretentious conversations, it becomes a little boring. How to entertain guests? We can say for sure that everyone has had such situations. size>
10 mar 2012
Do you have a holiday soon? Looking for funny scenes? You want it to be fun, but you don't know how to prepare a holiday program, where to find skits. To prepare for a fun holiday event, people search the Internet for holiday materials. You can, of course, use some congratulations, but we suggest you look at our comic skits. We compose them ourselves especially for you and your upcoming holiday, and even holidays.
As you have already noticed, there are many scenes on the Internet, but they can be beaten and not funny. Therefore, we recommend watching only funny scenes, then the holiday will be fun. For those who do not understand what a scene is and why it is needed, we explain. A scene is a small performance (some number), in which you can attract guests, or perform alone. Guests can be dressed up in funny clothes, they can read some toasts, and just joke.
Here you will find only new scenes, and for any holiday event. I note the fact that the replenishment of the site with such materials is quite regular. Why do we try to compose them so often? And you remember how many holidays there are in a year, how many reasons for fun .. And these are: scenes for an anniversary, scenes-congratulations, by February 23, by March 8, children's and school scenes.
Dear friends, use our new funny scenes and you will not have failed holidays, as they greatly diversify your holiday program, and all guests will have fun.
size>08 june 2012
Scene for the Anniversary or for the birthday of a man “Childhood”
(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood stay
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!
We read the continuation of the scene for the anniversary further
size>08 june 2012
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket of drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday man with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets!
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02 june 2012
Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You all probably heard the expression: “Well, why are you walking shaggy like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: on the birthday of our birthday girl, just such a client arrived! Meet Shishiga, my friends!
(A participant in the scene dressed up as Shishiga comes out, it will be funnier if this is a large man dressed in women's dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the motive of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the Ph.D. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")
Continue reading this scene
size>27 May 2012
(two participants, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers, come out, dancing, and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):
We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaking):
A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!
Continuation of a cool scene, read on
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