I was going on Saturday.
Gave everyone tasks
As per schedule.
She told her daughter to wash the floor,
Sweep the whole yard for my son.
And their children to their father
Wrote it, wow.
Put the laundry in the machine,
And clean the vacuum cleaner,
Finally for the picture
Drive a huge nail into the wall.
Son: You can jump and play!
Daughter: How so?
After all, you heard
We need to water the flowers
Sweep the whole yard quickly
Wash the floor, we are waiting for guests.
The Kovalevs are visiting us today
They'll come for tea.
Is it possible to do that Seryozha?
Notices girlfriends (joyfully)
Oh! The girls are coming to me! Leaves with girlfriends
Son: Well Marinka! Well, yes! (scratching the back of his head)
Dad: (sits in a chair reading a newspaper and grumbles)
After all, today is Saturday,
I don’t feel like working at all. (ziva pulls herself up)
I'd better sleep for an hour.
And then with feeling, with sense
Our mother is right there.
Mother: I asked for time off early,
To buy a pie for the table
Soon the guests are coming,
Oh, where is my son?
And Marinka ran away
I don't see a nail in the wall.
All clear…
Resting…
I rather swept the yard,
Son and daughter came running here
Mother: Oh, kids! That's it!
Daughter: Oh, forgive us mommy
We started playing a little, a little
Son: I went to visit Anton,
To return the ball to him.
Dad: I dozed off for an hour,
And I slept all day.
Mother: I don’t hold any grudge against you,
And for the first time I will forgive.
(doorbell)
I'll open the door and I'll go
Well, I ask everyone to come to the table.
Publications on the topic:
New Year's skit for the children's theater "Magic Star" The sketch was written by me for a circle of 6 people (4–5 years old) New Year’s sketch “Magic Star”. Characters: Snow Maiden.
Holiday "March 8" for older children(5–6 years old) Children enter the hall to cheerful music and stand near the chairs. Presenter: On March 8, our planet celebrates International Women's Day.
Scenario March 8 for the senior group “View from below” Preliminary preparation: make a video with children, asking them questions: “How do you help your mothers with housework at home?”, “What do you like to do.
Scenario for March 8th for children of the preparatory group and parents. Scenario “Feast of Mothers” for children of the preparatory group for school (Children enter to the music and sit on chairs) 1st Ved: For.
Scenario for March 8th for the senior preparatory group “How the Tsar was looking for a bride.” Like the king was looking for a bride. Fanfare sounds. The presenters (educators) come to the center of the hall. 1st presenter: - Among the first days of spring, March 8th for everyone.
Scenario for the holiday on March 8 for older and preparatory group The hall is festively decorated. The boys come in holding balloons and flowers. Host: We.
March 8 is the most long-awaited holiday for all women on the planet. Usually, even little girls, who together with their mothers receive compliments and gifts, are not deprived of attention. March 8 is celebrated at school along with other holidays, and on this day the administration faces a difficult task: to please not only teachers and schoolgirls, but also mothers and grandmothers invited to the concert. The proposed scenario is designed for elementary and high school students. By contacting him, you can find the best for March 8th for high school students and find out the design features of the assembly hall.
Some organizational issues
Traditionally, the hosts of such events are a boy and a girl - the most active and bright high school students who know how to carry on a conversation with the audience. Decorating the hall on March 8 at school is an important moment. Since fresh flowers are expensive, you can use artificial ones, do not forget about balloons and children's drawings. Funny skits and jokes must be diluted with dances and songs prepared by the schoolchildren themselves. At the beginning of the holiday, you should verbally congratulate the teachers present and, if possible, give each a bouquet of flowers. At the end, each class retires to their respective rooms and continues the celebration with cakes and soft drinks.
Opening of the event
Presenter 1: Good afternoon, dear teachers and students!
Presenter 2: Hello, dear parents and guests of our event!
Presenter 1: Today we gathered in the assembly hall of our beloved school to celebrate the day when the fair half of humanity awaits beautiful words and pleasant deeds.
Presenter 2: This day is dedicated to you, dear teachers, mothers, grandmothers and, of course, our students.
Presenter 1: Celebrating March 8th at school has already become a tradition in our small friendly team, and therefore Diana and I and our event participants will try to make this holiday unforgettable. The floor is given...
Day of tea and feasts!
Our mothers, we love you,
We will not forget your love and care!
Witty and funny skits on March 8 for high school students
Presenter 1: Diana, do you think our graduates are as cheerful as elementary school girls?
Presenter 2: Maxim, I have no doubt about it! In order to prove this, we will now ask students in grade 9-B to go onto the stage with miniatures.
Scene “Conspiracy against the chemical worker”
Sidorov, I didn’t expect to catch you in the backyard of the school with a lighter! Now you can dance with me! Don’t come tomorrow without your parents, I’ll tell them that you’re addicted to cigarettes!
Sergei Viktorovich, no need for parents! I made firecrackers for Nadezhda Ilyinichna and wanted to set them on fire now.
For your chemist, perhaps? So don’t throw them through the window, Sidorov, but from the roof - let’s go, I’ll help!
- My 10-A made me so happy today! The guys gave me a subscription to the Thai sauna, manicure, pedicure and chocolate massage included! How golden they are, how much money they spent on it! This is the best gift for March 8th!
Now we know, Ariadna Ilyinichna, who robbed the school piggy bank...
Sketch “Kings Now and Then”
Presenter 1: They say that the current generation of children has become completely different: boys and girls do not respect teachers and indulge in obscene behavior. Let's make sure of this and listen to the conversation of teachers who left the Soviet school.
Raisa Fedorovna, what difficult times have passed today! Once upon a time our profession was the highest paid and most prestigious. Teachers could be compared to kings, because they were the ones who educated society. Now show me a person at school who could be called a king?
And today children, Lidia Pavlovna, consider themselves to be such: they are the most omniscient among us.
Scene “Oversized bag”
Presenter 2: Diana, I bet I can spot the teacher at first sight!
Presenter 1: And how will you do this, Maxim?
Presenter 2: It's simple - after all, teachers have the largest bags, which can fit not only magazines, but also, it seems, a bicycle. We hope that you will certainly enjoy the funny scenes on March 8th (we saved this work for high school students).
Petrov goes to meet the teacher in English along the corridor and asks to rate him in the diary:
Svetlana Sergeevna, I answered today at the blackboard and got an A! Put it in my diary so that I can please my mother, because tomorrow is March 8th!
Okay, Petrov, just wait, I’ll find a red pen.
(Svetlana Sergeevna takes out magazines, notebooks, diaries, pencil cases and some women’s “tricks” from her oversized bag - a comb, lipstick, a mirror).
Svetlana Sergeevna, it’s already dark outside, it’s time for me to go home. While you look for a pen here, I’ll come to you tomorrow for an estimate. And by the way, congratulations on March 8th!
The school holiday ends...
Presenter 1: Dear guests, our gala event comes to the end.
Presenter 2: We hope that you really liked the poems for mothers and funny scenes for March 8 (for high school students, as it turned out, preparing such a number is a pleasure!), and that upon returning home you will have a pleasant impression of our holiday.
Presenter 1: We would like to thank you with all our hearts, dear teachers, for the work you put into our upbringing and education; you, dear mothers and grandmothers, for your endless support; you, dear girls, for trying your best to gain knowledge and growing into disciplined students.
Presenter 2: And now a little surprise awaits you - tea party. We ask teachers, students and parents to go to their classrooms.
The celebration of March 8 was completed in the assembly hall. Humorous skits and other activities are appropriate to continue in the classroom. Before this, parents are invited to visit an exhibition of drawings and products. The works presented there were completed by students studying in the sections of Fine Art, Beading, Photography and others (if any).
Description: There are no men in your team, but you need to somehow congratulate yourself and your loved ones on March 8th? We will give you many ideas on how to spend a fun holiday in a women's team on your own, and without the participation of the male half of humanity. A holiday in an all-female team can also be very interesting if you prepare not only congratulations on March 8, but also funny scenes, funny games and competitions, ditties, riddles, funny questions with answers, quizzes, humorous performances and remade songs. Our full scenario of a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men can be supplemented with other competitions to women's day at your discretion. The script comes with 12 music tracks to fill the pauses for the feast.
By the way, it might be a good idea to spend March 8th in a team theme party. For example, in retro style, or 80s style, in the form of a masquerade, ball, rock party, with an appropriate dress code.
What you will need for this fun scenario:
Competitions for women's teams on March 8 without the participation of men
1 competition. Whose subject?
The essence of the competition: one participant comes out, she is taken aside, and without her the presenter collects a subject from the women from the team. It could be watches, rings, beads, belts, phones or phone cases, any jewelry, jewelry, maybe even a shoe! Our participant must guess where whose object is and conclude whether she knows her colleagues well.
2 competition. Mistresses.
At least 2 participants take part in this competition. But more is possible. They will need to complete comic tasks to test their speed and ability to be a good housewife. For example, there may be such tasks:
Etc. The most agile female participant and hostess wins.
3 competition. Dance.
They call two participants who know how to dance the waltz and invite them to dance to the music. But the music begins to change in style, then rap, then jazz,
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4 competition. Fruit temptation.
You need to buy fresh strawberries, bananas, apples, oranges, kiwi, lemon and other fruits. Also cucumber or potato. Cut everything into large slices and mix in two bowls.
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5 competition. Characteristic.
The head of the organization characterizes each colleague briefly on a piece of paper. Next, the leaves are mixed.
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6 competition. Try laughing.
They call one of those who want to take part in the competition. She goes backstage, and the presenter gives her giant leggings, which she must put on over her clothes. …………………………………………………….
7 beauty contest.
All women in your team can participate in the beauty contest.
Comic nominations:
1.) Longest legs
2.) Longest nails
3.) Longest eyelashes
4.) Biggest breasts
5.) Biggest butt
6.) The thinnest waist
Etc.
The meaning of the competition is simple: girls are given cardboard numbers of participants on a ribbon, or have round numbers glued to their backs. You need to walk beautifully along the catwalk, demonstrating all the nominations. The winners receive small prizes.
The owner of long legs: tights, long nails - varnish, long eyelashes - mascara, large breasts - beads, large butts - a pillow under the ass with buckwheat, thin waist - a belt.
Game: If...
The presenter prepares two boxes, in one box there are pieces of paper with the beginning of phrases, in the other box - the end of phrases. The presenter gives each woman to draw 1 piece of paper from each box. And then read them in order. Fun questions with answers that fit together.
Examples (beginnings of phrases):
1. If I were our boss, then...
2. If I knew the President personally, then...
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Examples: (ending phrases):
1. Then I would be the happiest person in the world.
2. Then I wouldn’t work here anymore.
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A scene for March 8th for a women's corporate party based on the theme: Three girls under the window
Three women - three girls - take part in the sketch. Who sit under the window on a bench and gossip about this and that.
Presenter: Three girls under the window chatted in the evening, talking about this and that.
1 girl: If only I could get drunk now
Presenter: One girl says,
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A sketch for March 8th for a women’s corporate party based on the theme: I’m writing to you, what more?
Text of the letter:
We write to you, what else?
What more can we say?
Today at a corporate party,
Of course we'll have a drink.
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A comic scene with dressing up: a declaration of love to women
A woman dressed as a man comes out. The costume is designed to make it funny; the man is supposed to be macho.
Macho: Good evening, dear ladies!
I am a macho man, a conqueror of women's hearts.
It will be fun with me, just kick-ass!
I won’t let you get bored and sad,
Don't believe me? I'm worth a lot.
All the socialites were after me,
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Ditties for corporate parties on March 8
1.) We are sporty babes
We love to sing and dance.
And we'll put on sneakers,
You definitely won't catch up with us!
2.) I have three boyfriends,
I'm fed up with attention.
I can't choose someone
I'd rather be alone.
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Riddles for a corporate party on March 8 (for adults, with a trick)
1.) Above the knee, below the navel, there is a hole - a hand can easily fit through. (guess: pocket)
2.) It can be long, it can be short, it can be thick, it can be thin. He pokes his nose around everywhere, he's called by three letters. (guess: nose)
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Song-adaptation to the tune: “Let them run clumsily...” for March 8
Verse 1:
Let all men run
In the morning to the shops
Buy bouquets of flowers.
On this day we are goddesses,
Queens, princesses,
Be ready for whims, man!
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The corporate event on March 8 traditionally includes a banquet with toasts, competitions and fun performances. There may be a guest presenter at the celebration, but it is not difficult to organize the celebration on your own.
We have selected several scenarios for a corporate party on March 8 to make the evening fun and memorable.
The corporate event begins with congratulations at the festive table.
Toast
“We all know that the most fickle and changeable thing on Earth is not the weather, but the mood of women. I wish you that your mood changes from elated to good, from good to joyful, from joyful to cheerful, and from cheerful to happy. And no more other changes! Happy March 8!”
After the banquet, it is proposed to act out a fairy tale. Participants receive cards with phrases.
Fairy tale
The text of the fairy tale is read impromptu by the presenter, the rest play out what they heard and pronounce their phrase every time their character is mentioned in the text.
Characters and lines:
- Mirror: “We’ve seen better!”
- Mary: “I want to get married!”
- Joe: “They won’t catch us!”
- Horse: “Give me something to drink!”
- Murka the cat: “I’m on my own!”
- Dog Barbos: “Well, woof, so what!”
Morning. A lonely housewife, Mary, sits in a small cozy saloon and constantly looks at the Mirror out of boredom. The cat Murka gently rubs against her legs, then sits on Mary’s lap and also looks into the Mirror. At the entrance to the saloon, the Dog is basking in the sun.
And somewhere on the prairie the elusive Cowboy Joe is galloping on his faithful Horse. And suddenly Joe abruptly stops his faithful Horse, because he remembers that today is a men's holiday, and it would be nice to stop by the beautiful Mary for a couple of glasses. The Cowboy turns his Horse sharply and gallops towards Mary. Mary continues to look in the Mirror and sigh.
Joe drives up, gets off the Horse, gives him a drink, and then Dog Barbos notices him, Joe scratches him behind the ear, the Dog pretends to be happy. Joe approaches Mary, looks in the Mirror, strokes Murka the Cat and hints to Mary that it would be nice to have a glass. Then the Horse kicked his hoof and neighed, apparently he also wanted a drink, which made the Dog slightly wiggle his ears, and the Cat wagged its tail. And Mary looked into the Mirror again, sighed, stroked the Cat, threatened the Dog, waved her hand to the Horse and, finally, poured Joe.
Joe drank, flushed, looked in the Mirror, then at Mary, who was nervously stroking the Cat, looking back at the Dog and the Horse. Then she began to preen herself in front of the Mirror, Joe drank more, then another and ... disagreed with the Mirror about Mary. And Joe decided, a holiday is a holiday, and it’s better to spend it in fun company Mary, faithful Horse, Cat and Dog, than to gallop like a fool across the prairies.
Carrying out March 8 in a women's group
When planning the scenario for March 8 in a women's group, you will need to build a program that would include fun competitions, which will make the celebration interesting. In this case, no one will be bored.
For the event, you can choose a cafe suitable for the number of participants. The holiday is hosted by the host. The peculiarity of the celebration in a women's group is that only ladies are present, which should be taken into account when planning the festive program.
Presenter: Dear women, I invite you to celebrate our holiday! Today we will have a bachelorette party, dedicated to the holiday spring and beauty. At the very beginning, the floor is given to the head of our company.
Presenter: It is very important for us women to always be beautiful. Let's check which of us is the best at doing makeup.
For the next competition, it is necessary to prepare posters on which a woman’s face will be drawn. You also need to prepare cosmetics - mascara, blush, lipstick, and so on. The task is to put makeup on your face. The competition is held to cheerful music. The winner is determined by the volume of applause. She is awarded a prize - a set of cosmetics.
Presenter: There are many friends in our team. To prove your friendship, you must sing a song about faithful female friendship.
After this, the scenario on March 8 in the women's group involves singing a song about female friendship. To do this, you need to prepare a musical composition in advance. The song is performed by all employees.
Presenter: Despite the fact that our team is female, on this day we cannot remember about men. For this we offer a fun competition.
After this, the scenario for March 8 in the women's group includes a competition in the holiday program, for which one of the women is invited. The task is to show one of the male professions. This must be done without words, that is, only with gestures. The presenter says the name of the profession to the participant who will show the words. The woman who guesses the word will show next.
As an example of the professions that will be shown, we can offer such options as mechanic, driver, tractor driver, plumber and many other options.
Presenter: Now let's remember about activities that are purely female. An excellent option for this is an interesting game.
Then the game is played. One of the women names a word, for example, “Washing,” then the person sitting next to her must name another female activity. In this case, the condition is to name a word that must begin with the letter with which the previous one ended, that is, in this case it is the letter “A”. You can name funny options.
Presenter: I propose to drink to such a festive day and congratulate the ladies on their holiday.
Presenter: What's a holiday without dancing? Everyone is invited to the dance floor.
Fun and danceable music sounds and all the guests go dancing.
Presenter: Each of us wishes to be in childhood again, at least for a moment. Today we will have such an opportunity - this is a competition that will provide an opportunity to again experience the sweet taste of childhood.
In order to hold the next competition, it is necessary to prepare children's kits in the form of construction sets.
The task is to assemble the construction set within the allotted time while the music is playing. The one who completes the task becomes the winner.
Presenter: Now it’s time to test your culinary and tasting abilities, which is so important for every woman.
Several women are participating in this competition. It is necessary to prepare dishes that should not be on the festive table earlier. Participants are blindfolded. Their task is to guess which ingredients are included in the dish that will be tasted. The one who gives the most accurate answer will be the winner.
The celebration is concluded with a sweet table. For this, it would be good to prepare a birthday cake that can be decorated accordingly.
Scenario with competitions
The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts and congratulations to women. It is advisable that the congratulations are not too drawn out and formal. It is better to perform it in poetic or song form. Be sure to mention each woman in your congratulations, give her a compliment and say a few special words. Also, this holiday cannot be done without presenting flowers.
Banquet
Depending on the number of participants and the premises in which the celebration is taking place, the nature of the banquet may change. Guests can be seated at one large table or small tables. Participants can take their seats immediately upon arrival at the holiday or after official congratulations.
After congratulations and presentation of gifts, all participants sit down at the table. It is advisable that on this day the participants are spared both the preparation of food and the cleaning of the table after the end of the banquet.
Competition test “Real women”
As a festive entertainment, you can offer a competition for real women. The competition will be funnier and more interesting if several men dressed up as women take part in it. In this case, the outfit can be quite conventional (a hat, an apron or a paper fan covering the beard), the main thing is that the participants in this performance try to copy female behavior.
After the appearance of men (2-3 people are enough) claiming that they are women, several participants are selected and various competitions are held between them. Despite the hackneyed plot of dressing a man as a woman, this idea will be popular with the public.
Who is bigger
The presenter asks any feminine topic (for example, “flowers”, “cosmetic companies”, “clothing items”, “jewelry”). The participants’ task is to name words related to this topic in random order. The participant who says the last word receives a prize point.
Non-standard situations
The presenter offers each participant a difficult situation from which she must find an original way out. Participants who give the most interesting answers receive a prize point.
Example situations:
You spent a long time preparing for the party, bought a specially elegant dress to impress everyone. However, when you arrived, the lady of the house’s outfit turned out to be exactly like yours. What to do?
You are waiting for your husband's parents to arrive. To make an impression, you decide to cook something special. However, nothing works out for you - you over-salt the soup, the roast burns, and the pie looks like a sole. You don’t have time to fix anything because guests are already ringing the doorbell. What to do?
Before an important date, you went to the hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, your hair was dyed green. There is one hour left until goodbye. What to do?
You came to a business buffet in a knitted dress. You are talking with a very important partner and suddenly you notice that one of the guests has caught a jacket button on a thread of your dress and the further he moves away, the more your dress is unraveling. The important conversation is not over yet. What to do?
The participant with the most points receives a prize. In this case, it is advisable to expose the men in disguise and force them to perform a penalty task (sing a song, dance, etc.).
Competition of unusual sculptures
This competition is offered to men. From balloons of various sizes and shapes, they must use tape to sculpt a female figure. It is advisable that for this competition the men are divided into teams of 2-3 people.
Women can also be asked to make a sculpture of a man.
Some of the balloons may already be inflated; in addition, you need to stock up on a sufficient number of uninflated balloons and threads. It's fun to use balloons of different sizes and shapes.
It doesn’t matter what size the team is, whether there are men in it or it consists only of the fair half of humanity - they will help to organize a cheerful corporate event on March 8 good mood and involving all employees in the holiday.
Video with ideas on how to congratulate women in a team on March 8
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1 Presenter.
Good afternoon, dear ladies and people.
Our dear WOMEN!
Today is the most favorable and happiest day for you according to the “male” horoscope, i.e.:
March 8 is a solemn day,
Day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers!!!2 Presenter.
What holiday of congratulations? And the first congratulations will be presented to you by our respected leaderName . Her first word.
Word from the school principal.
1 Presenter.
If the planet suddenly froze,
I would lie dead and cold,
From a woman's gaze
Warmed with warmth
She would thaw in an instant...
2 Presenter.
In nature itself the feminine principle
Stronger, perhaps, than all the others.
Nature has generously endowed women,
And people put him on a pedestal.
1 Presenter.
Extol everything about them
Men are happy -
From a meek disposition
Until the color of the eyes...
2 Presenter.
Gives you his complimentName the song "Let".
1 Presenter.
Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, it's time to get down to business.
2 Presenter.
Dear male colleagues, we ask you to come up to the stage. Dear ladies, wives, girlfriends, daughters and granddaughters! All words and congratulations today sound only for you! Spring and Love to you!
The men congratulate.
1 Presenter. You, dear women, have received congratulatory telegrams, but all of them are unsigned. Now we will read them, and you try to guess who the author is. I only know that all senders are male.TELEGRAMS:
LET THEY CALL YOU “FISH”, “BUNNIES”!
HELLO AND CONGRATULATIONS FROM…. UNKNOWN
PREFER TRANSPORT ON FOOT,
GO TO THE FOREST! GREETINGS... LESHY
EAT MORE FRUIT AND VEGETABLES
AND BE HEALTHY, YOUR... KASHCHEY
TODAY YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AS A PICTURE!
I GIVE YOU THE KEYS TO HAPPINESS! ….. Pinocchio
LET EVERYONE BE FOUND BY IVAN TSAREVICH!
SMILES AND SONGS TO YOU! …. MAKAREVICH
I HOPE EVERYONE MEETS THIS SOON!
HELLO MUSICAL PEOPLE! YOUR…. KIRKOROV
LET MEN LOOK AT YOU TENDINGLY!
HELLO AND NEW SONG FROM…. BASKOVA
1 Presenter.
Woman is spring
The image is blooming and tender!
2 Presenter.
A woman is always
The world is radiant, boundless.
1 Presenter.
It's been so many years now
We are fascinated by you.
2 Presenter.
You are hope and light,
We are bewitched by you.
1 Presenter.
Let this song now
It will be a gift for you dear veterans pedagogical work!
Sings for youName "Give women flowers"
1 Presenter. Pupils show off on their desks
The kids crowded around the board
Students write on the board
We tried! Not a single mistake!
It’s not for nothing that so many eyes were watching
As always, a friendly smile
The teacher came into their classroom!
2 Presenter. Great is the teacher's joy
Here she is standing in front of the board
And childish glances follow
Behind her raised hand
Those were good moments
Wrote, smiled again
The kids read: “Thank you, children,
for your studies and love"!
The song “I draw on the window” is sung for you by the vocal group “Constellation”
1 Presenter. Look at the young people walking... and how they coo...
2 Presenter. Well, quickly... quickly into the bushes...Scene “Love, love...”
a short and thin man named VASYOK comes onto the stage. He sits down on a chair. He is wearing a cap with a flower and a fashionable country jacket. In his teeth he has a stalk of grass, and in his hands small flower. The song starts playing: “Oh, you’re on the mountain there.”
movie: "He Came Again"His beloved Marusya comes out to see Vaska (it could be a man in women's clothing) and sits down next to him.VASYOK: Hello, Marusya!MARUSYA: Hello, Vasek!VASYOK (gives a flower): This is for you!MARUSYA: Oh, thank you!They both look up a little in awe. Vasek carefully places his hand on her shoulder. She winces.VASYOK: Marusya... will you marry me?MARUSYA: Oh, I don’t know. This is so unexpected! I need to think.VASYOK: How long can you think? I proposed to you six years ago.MARUSYA: Well, I don’t know. If you think it's time, then I agree.The song is still going on. They sigh together with smiles on their faces.MARUSYA (after a pause): Vasya! Who do you want to get first: a cat or a dog?VASYOK: Yeah...MARUSYA: (pause) Vasya, will you always love me?VASEK: I will love you to the end.MARUSYA (after a pause): Vasya, it’s already late. Take me home.Our heroes are leaving. The music stops.
Vasya comes out and sits on a chair. Five seconds later, Marusya comes out with buckets. He puts them on the floor.MARUSYA: Why are you sitting? Why are you sitting, I ask you? Have you cleaned the yard? Did you feed the chickens? I have to do everything myself.VASYOK: Why are you screaming like that? I'll do everything now.MARUSYA: I scream because even on the eighth of March, you do nothing for me. And you said that you will love me to the end.VASYOK: Well, let's go, let's go, I'll do... something...
END
1 Presenter.
Oh, yeah, so much romance.. (sighing)
2 Vriding.
I would like to congratulate our women teachers. It is difficult for them with us, especially when we express ourselves in an incomprehensible language.
1 Presenter.
But life in general is a complicated thing.
2 Vriding.
But in our school life sometimes such moments happen. "Groom from 3b" readsName
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"Groom from 3 b" Name .
1 Presenter.
May success always and everywhere accompany you in your business!
And today, on this bright holiday, be the happiest of all.
2 Vriding.
Gives you his “colorful” performanceName
"In different colors."
Name "In different colors."
1 Presenter.
A woman, like a cat, is looking for where it’s warmer,
Where it is dearer to the soul, it is more joyful to the heart.
2 Vriding.
A woman is like a cat - she can be anyone:
Affectionate, harsh, biting, mischievous...
So what kind of woman is she?
He will tell us about thisName .
I have a holiday today, it’s cooler than New Year.
You served a wonderful compote this morning.
I didn't find any coffee in the kitchen. It's on the shelf - where it always is.
You can't know about this. However, this is nonsense.
You poured compote into a glass with a chip on the side.
I didn’t find, you said, the cups. I can understand this.
It was not in vain that yesterday I tried to hide everything that was a pity to beat.
So that today you can be the kindest and most tolerant person.
Half a glass of compote you spilled on the bed.
Don't worry, darling. Give me a glass quickly.
I will finish it with a smile, I will finish it with gratitude.
And someday I’ll kill for a new sheet.
Did you fry eggs?!?!?!?!? It's like I'm in heaven!
Even if it has a shell, I will chew it.
Oh! What is this? Mimosa? When did you have time?
Oh, yesterday? And cleverly hid it? Did you want to surprise me?
Where did you hide it? Yeah? In a suit on your day off?
I never would have guessed it! (I will clean it on the weekend)
Will you wash ALL the dishes yourself? Two plates? BAM! One...
Do not worry it's okay. The broom is standing over there in the corner.
How sweet you are today, I just want to cry.
Going to? Visiting mom?? I can't recognize you!
Mother-in-law - MOM?? This is great! I didn't dare to dream.
There is no need to carry it in your arms, it is better to hold it by the hand.
It’s good that they didn’t decide to lengthen the women’s holiday.
After all, it’s really impossible to endure this for long.
It’s good that it’s soon evening, the day will disappear in the course of years.
And only the dried bouquet will remain in the kitchen.
I will wash the sheet, deftly clean the jacket,
And this terrible mess will end in the kitchen.
I’ll get myself back to normal and get my apartment in order.
And with the happiest face I will fall onto the bed.
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And I also know that women love to give advice!
2 Presenter. Yes, yes especially mothers. They protect us so carefully, despite their age. There are quite a few of them in our hall too. Compliment to mothers fromName .
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We rarely bring bouquets to mom,
But everyone upsets her so often...
And a kind mother forgives all this,
A beautiful mother forgives all this.
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Without bending stubbornly under the load of worries,
She performs her duty patiently...
Every mother is beautiful in her own way,
She is beautiful with her mother's love.
Congratulations to all mothers as wellName . Song "Mom".
Name sings the song "Mama".
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March 8th is a wonderful and traditionally favorite holiday in our country.
2 Presenter. It is beautiful not only because it is the first spring holiday, when nature awakens and the time of love comes. Men bow before in a bright way women, because they are so similar to angels. "Music of Angels" performed byName.
"Music of angels" Name .
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Today is a holiday, but you need to write an explanation why you were late for Chinese language lessons yesterday??
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Damn it (in Chinese, shukai here)
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What...who should I pinch...??
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Nothing... it's in Chinese... damn it
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Lhell,write an explanatory note,and I'll come later. In the meantime, you are writing the next musical number for all the incomparable women sitting in this hall! "Children's Play" performedName .
(go backstage to write a letter)
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Well, read what you have there.
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Why am I late (explanatory)
Yesterday when I was walkingfor Chinese lessons , suddenly fell from a tree on mecrazy policeman . I screamed likeunderground rhinoceros and lost consciousness. I woke upin Karaganda and said: Take mefor Chinese lessons , I really need. But for some reason they took me awayto the State Duma , and from there I walked until he gave me a liftreactive jalopy . That's why I was late yesterday.
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How did this happen to you - then... Oh, look, someone is walking there, let's go and have a look.
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Yes Yes. It's coming, it's coming. This is Valeria Molchanova coming. What is her head thinking about?
Valeria Molchanova reads “What is my head thinking about.”
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Dear women! We know this holiday as one of the kindest and most beautiful. On this day, no woman should be left without a gift.
2 Presenter. Please accept our congratulations and may a smile appear on your face that will not leave you for a long time. Accept a gift fromName "Inside out".
Name "Inside out".
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Teacher, teacher…
2 Leading.
Why are you shouting?
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I want a song for the teacher.
2 Leading.
Please, according to the pike's command, according to your desire, song "Good mood» performed by a vocal group"Constellation".
The girls' vocal group "Constellation" performs the song "Good Mood."
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ListenName , that's what I'll say.
2 Leading.
Tell me, tell meName .
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If deputies have a sad life, their salaries are high. But these teachers have a fun life, but the salary is small. Look how funny they are.
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Good moral support,
A decent salary to you all.
Effective and without delay,
Solutions to various problems.
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You are valued, pampered, loved dearly!
And joy will be young!
Happy holiday, dears!
Together
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With the beginning of spring!
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