If you are a woman, then prepare a festive scenario in which all the guests will take part.
Funny scenes for a woman’s birthday will cheer up even the most serious guests, and the birthday girl will be interested in watching comic scenes of happy birthday.
Funny and cool mini-scenes for a woman’s birthday will be an excellent addition to the main gifts for the hero of the occasion.
Cool scene for a woman’s birthday “Congratulations from the baby”
Presenter:
Dear guests!
Now let’s remind the birthday girl about her childhood,
About her carefree time!
We have a guest who is without coquetry
He knows and will tell you everything about childhood!
(a plump man, dressed up like a little girl, runs out, jumping like a child, i.e. he has a big bow on his head, trousers with ruffles to the knee, some kind of child’s blouse, chanting “La-la-la, la-la- la”, stops in front of the birthday girl and sings a song in a childish manner, to the tune “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”)
Baby doll's song
I am a little girl,
I play and sing
(Name of the birthday girl), like candy,
I truly love it!
Everyone calls me baby doll
To each his own!
Because of the big belly
Most likely I'm a baby doll!
In your favorite dress
I came to visit you,
To my beloved birthday girl
I brought a gift!
She sits smartly
I've gathered all the guests!
For this chocolate
There will be a medal for her!
(jumps up to the birthday girl and gives her a chocolate medal)
Funny birthday scene “Hunter and Hares”
A hunter with a gun runs into the hall. You can imagine that according to the scenario he will skate on skis, for example, on roller skis. He has a hat with earflaps on his head and a sweatshirt on his body.
Hunter, addressing the birthday girl:
So I got here,
At least I was a little out of breath.
Pour a glass to drink,
The neck should be moistened.
I was gone for a long time
But there is one reason for this.
I still couldn’t catch the gift,
Although he rushed after them as fast as he could!
But, thank God, I have a gun,
And I used it.
So - a gift! Come in!
And show us your song!
Bunnies (guests in disguise) enter the hall. Naturally, if they are in costumes like at matinees, it will be even funnier.
The hares come out and start singing a song to the tune of the song “But we don’t care.”
Song:
We'll sing today
We'll dance today
Just for you
Just for you.
On this glorious day,
Your name day
We congratulate you,
And these are the words:
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
We have a matter
At this festive hour,
We shout to you
Be happy!
And all the guests are drunk,
And all the guests are in a frenzy,
From your beauty
You can't take your eyes off them.
Congratulations,
Congratulations with songs
And we sing faster,
Cool words:
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
All your friends have gathered here now.
We have a matter
At this festive hour,
We shout to you
Be happy!
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
We shout loudly
We congratulate you.
Happiness to you
It will be...oh-ho-ho!
We shout to you
Be happy!
Cool mini-scene for a woman's birthday
Presenter:
Dear birthday girl!
One came to visit us
An unusual citizen!
He looks a little strange
He wants to say “thank you”
And now we’ll find out why.
Guest! We invite you!
(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something else, he sings a song to the birthday girl):
Ushastika's song(to the tune of the song about Cheburashka “I was once a strange, nameless toy...”)
I was once strange
I ate semolina porridge,
That's why I grew such ears!
About fashionable diets
I found out from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, I applied it right away!
But one Sunday
Me for my birthday
(Name of the birthday girl) invited me and I decided to go,
From delicious treats,
Have a nice experience
I couldn’t leave for a long, long time!
I gave up on my diet
I bought myself some candy!
Thank you, (name of the birthday girl), I want to tell you
For inviting me
And she fed me delicious food
After all, the ears have become cool again!
(removes his big ears and says a toast):
To consolidate my result,
I ask everyone to pour it now!
Sketch for a woman’s birthday “Three girls under the window”
Leading:
Three maidens by the window
Spinning late in the evening
And they didn’t spin so much,
How they grind with the tongue!
1st girl:
We've become somewhat bored!
Shouldn't we go, girls?
Should we have guests today?
Leading: Then the second one picked it up...
2nd girl:
It wouldn't be a sin to drink!
But where should we go?
That they would accept us all?
Leading:
The third didn’t guess for a long time,
The eyes became more cheerful...
3rd girl:
Shouldn't we go, girls?
Together for everyone's anniversary?!
Leading:
And let's all go to you
Celebrate birthday.
Now don’t be surprised -
They will congratulate you.
1st girl:
We congratulate the heroes of the day from the bottom of our hearts.
We have gifts for you
They are very good!
2nd girl:
So that illness does not take you -
We present this salt.
Don't use it as a seasoning
And on the crown of the box.
From diseases of everyone
It helps, they say! (handed a pack of salt)
3rd girl:
You with this very gift
Don't worry, don't be sad!
Slowly in your bathhouse
Rub every place! (handed a washcloth or sponge)
1st girl:
On this bright, glorious day
We congratulate you!
And with all my heart
We dedicate the dance!
A short funny scene for a woman’s birthday “Medical examination”
One of the guests plays the roles of a doctor and an assistant, and the birthday girl, of course, is a patient.
After a short examination, flavored with funny jokes, the “medical staff” retires “for a meeting.”
A few minutes later the “medical workers” return, and the “doctor” has a Sheet with a diagnosis in his hands. The doctor announces the medical indications:
Passport details.
Age: blooms and smells.
Pulse: beats over the edge, difficult to measure.
Blood type: red cells in excess, real blood with milk.
Heart rate: sometimes calm, sometimes freezing from excitement or delight, in this moment indicates complete happiness.
Hearing: universal, suitable for everyday use.
Vision: helps you notice the positive even in small things.
Sense of smell: helps to accurately determine where the wind is blowing, but the nose reacts only to representatives of the stronger sex.
Diseases: For some strange reason, it can go into hibernation after a hearty lunch or dinner. The same symptoms are observed while watching TV.
The final conclusion: the patient has just begun to live, it is urgent to get out of life everything that has so far passed by, and also learn to enjoy everyday activities.
Humor has been and remains an integral part of human life. Moreover, he occupies far from the last place in it. This is part of the culture of society, taking its origins into the distant past. The need for irony and a humorous and condescending view of some things appeared in tribal society. It was then that professional jesters appeared who knew how to find humor and mock the contradictions of the surrounding reality. Moreover, only they were allowed to laugh at absurdities and incidents.
Humor as the most important component of relaxation
Everyone is allowed to joke these days. The ability to see the comic is especially important these days - to modern man It will be difficult if you do not perceive ridiculous and sometimes absurd circumstances with humor. Aside from its cultural value, this ability is widely accepted by society and even endorsed by modern medicine, after all. It’s safe to say that laughter prolongs life, and humor completely erases traces of stress, anxiety and fatigue from the face.
A skit as part of the holiday
Humor is an opportunity to turn even ordinary gatherings into a fun and useful pastime. This is especially true for a group of friends, which cannot be imagined without jokes, pranks and laughter. In this regard, a humorous skit acts as a means and tool in achieving the main goal of the company - to rest and relax. Staging can decorate any event and turn it into a celebration. They will be appropriate for corporate parties, anniversaries, New Year's meetings, graduations and weddings. The skit can be evaluative and satirical, ridiculing absurd things, or simply interpret some phenomena humorously. Any means are good for this - wordplay, exaggeration or understatement, parody, double meaning or friendly banter.
Rules for a humorous skit
It doesn’t matter at all whether the humorous scene follows the script or is played out impromptu. The essence itself is important - laughter, good mood and the relaxed state of the public. There are special techniques and rules for this:
- It is important not to overplay! Irony should not be directed at the personalities of those present. Especially if the skit is based on a fable, none of the participants should feel humiliated.
- Funny humorous scenes will only benefit if they use appropriate scenery, costumes and other little things. They are the ones who set the tone and mood!
- The more participants are involved in the skit, the more fun it will be.
- Cool humorous scenes should be dynamic, lively and emotional.
- Even if a humorous skit is planned according to a special program, it is still necessary to leave room for impromptu. The script should be flexible and ready for additions.
Scenes based on fairy tales
Of course, first of all for fun company We need sketches that are funny and cool. Humorous sketch scenarios are easy to write based on fairy tales. All adults are former children, which means you can safely use a popular fairy tale or fable, play out the introduction beautifully - and the production is ready. Such fairy tales as “Turnip”, “Kolobok”, “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats”, “Teremok”, “Sleeping Beauty”, “Cinderella” and others are played out very interestingly. Much depends here on the acting skills of the participants and on the imagination of the audience. But it’s unlikely that anyone will remain indifferent when, according to the fairy tale “Ivan Tsarevich and the Gray Wolf,” Ivan and his beloved princess saddle up a horse and gallop off to ask for their parents’ blessing.
Pantomimes and shapeshifters
A humorous scene in the form of a pantomime and a reversal fairy tale will evoke no less emotions. There are no words in pantomime, but it is easy to show artistry, plasticity and emotionality. How many emotions will be evoked by a participant trying to portray himself as the sad brownie Kuzya. And in the changelings, the names alone are worth it - you still need to guess what fairy tale we are talking about:
- "Silver Fox and 2 Giants" - "Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs";
- “Slender Mare” - “The Little Humpbacked Horse”;
- “The Green Slipper” - “Little Red Riding Hood”;
- “Crusk” - “Kolobok”;
- “Sprat in tomato” - “Goldfish”;
- “Frying” - “Morozko”;
- “Rusty Lock” - “Golden Key”, etc.
Example for a scene
It would be welcome if the fairy tale was rewritten in new way. Example Scenario humorous skit might look like this:
"Teremok"
Decoration in the form of a cardboard sheet with cut-out windows with shutters. Russian folk melodies and costumes:
- The presenter wears a belted shirt and a sign with the inscription “Sale” in his hands;
- Mouse - Mickey Mouse costume;
- Frog - bright green overalls and a bright umbrella;
- Hare - Stepashka's costume from "Good night, kids!";
- Chanterelle - Serduchka's outfit;
- Wolf - gray suit and hat with earflaps;
- Bear - felt boots and a fur coat.
The presenter comes out first and tries to install the sign:
And if the house is empty in vain, who will pay taxes?
At this time the Mouse appears:
Oh, ownerless little mansion!
The host notices the guest, gets scared and disappears behind the stage. The mouse, not noticing the inscription, goes behind the decoration.
A frog appears and looks at the inscription:
I don’t know what “Salo” means, but I’m already interested!
He goes behind the decoration and appears in the window together with the mouse. Mouse:
How did you get here?
So the door was not locked!
Well, okay, since it wasn’t locked... stay alive.
Is this a women's dormitory?
Will you be our lodger?
The hare agrees.
Fox runs after:
And let me in as a lodger!
One is enough for us! - answers the Mouse.
What if as a cleaner?
I would have said so right away!
The fox comes in, and the hare is sent to fetch water. He approaches the well and accidentally falls into it. The wolf comes out and notices the hare's ears:
Looks like someone's in trouble... - sniffing - and I think he'll be good for lunch!
He gets the hare, he squeaks, and the wolf lets him go. The hare runs into the mansion, the wolf follows him. Shouts of “Catch the hooligan!” can be heard. When the noise subsides, a bear appears. Reads on the sign “And-by-the-ka”:
Oh, this is where they will help me! - knocks.
Mouse and a bear appear from the window shouting “Mouse!” hastily leaves.
Well, actually, I'm not alone here! - Mouse shouts after him.
Characters appear from behind the scenery as they appear, all in unison:
Now we will all live here and pay all contributions until retirement!
The example given is easy to adapt to any event, and most importantly, it can involve a large number of participants and give them the opportunity to imagine themselves.
Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for a loved one’s birthday, it is important to secretly come up with such entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday boy and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”
Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”
Together:
The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
A lot of warmth, a lot sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
So that you are happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.1 friend
We want to give you peace of mind,
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 “Compliments”
For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).
2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift must be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, here everything is serious... you have a rare disease on your hands: “work in the throat is never a horror”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I prescribe you the best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).
Movable
Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your country, and on behalf of all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is a worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”
Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.
Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).
Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)
Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”
Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with pacifier with cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “ Prestigious job", school bag, audio recordings: "My only one", "Oh, this wedding."
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, he was given a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured into it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday boy in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Ah, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).All characters speak in chorus or in turn: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).
Any gift is nice to receive, but when it is presented in an extraordinary way, if the birthday person sees that you prepared and tried, he will be doubly pleased, and the birthday, which was prepared with such imagination and love by loved ones, will forever remain indelible impressions!
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Author's scenario for a woman’s birthday or anniversary “Rainbow of Life”- absolutely unique, completely decorated musically, the program includes both funny and touching congratulations, which are easy to organize on your own. The program is rich in costume and game moments that will delight both the hero of the occasion and all the guests. All the music for this can be downloaded directly into the script .
Scenario for the anniversary "Rainbow of Life"
Color drawing before the start of the evening.
In different corners of the hall hang bundles of balls of blue, red, yellow and green.
Presenter: Dear guests, before you sit comfortably at this beautiful and appetizing table, I ask each of you to approach a bunch of balloons of the color that most appeals to you. (Guests approach the balls).
Great, now I understand why each of you came to this holiday. I'll tell you a secret too. Those who chose red balls came here to have fun! Those who chose green - get drunk! Yellow - eat something tasty! And blue balls were preferred by those who are full of energy and ready to dance until the morning. Did you guess right? No? As they say, the evening will tell, but for now, take your seats at this beautiful table.
Sounds 1. Pugacheva. Come in guests - in the background
(to download - click on the file)
FIRST Feast.
Presenter: Good evening , Today we are with you: presenter (Name) and DJ (Name)- we will be happy to celebrate a holiday that is dedicated to flowers, bright colors and the fulfillment of the varied and colorful wishes of the birthday girl (anniversaries) Irina. Fill your glasses!
First toast
All, all lovers of green and red,
We raise our glasses to Irina - the most beautiful!
All-all experts in the color yellow, as well as the color blue,
Let's not be left behind, let's drink to Irina, the most beautiful!
To the youngest, most charming and attractive birthday girl in the world - to Irina! Dear Irina, today everything is just for you!
Sounds 2. S. Mikhailov. Everything for you.
small break
Musical acquaintance of guests at the Rainbow of Life anniversary
Presenter: And now I propose to get acquainted a little with the help of musical and dance table greetings. Our greetings will be colored, like everything else on this holiday. Remind me who in the audience preferred the color red, raise your hand (if there are only a few guests, you can ask everythingx names, if there are many guests, selectively get to know some of them). Dear lovers of red, when the song about the color red starts, I ask you all to stand up and dance to it, using welcoming hand movements (show which ones). Now tell me who chose green? (also fullor selective acquaintance). When an excerpt of your song starts playing, I also ask you to get up and dance, but use movements in the dance that imitate hugs, such as “barrels” (show). Let's now admire the lovers of yellow (acquaintance), In your symbolic welcome dance, I ask you to use the American gesture - “everything is okay” . And now a group of blue lovers, active rest and dancing - show yourself (acquaintance), you get the moves from the well-known dance in the movie “Pulp Fiction”.
All red lovers,
We spread our greetings around! (shows movements)
Did you come here to have fun?
Then light up your faces with a smile! - the group of “Reds” gets up and dances
An excerpt from the song “Red Currant” is played -
To whom is green the best in the world?
Open your arms wider! (shows movements)
The hostess has enough alcohol,
So that everyone can drink to their heart's content! - the group of “Greens” gets up and dances.
An excerpt from the song “Green Light” sounds -
To whom is yellow the closest of all?
Of course, everything is okay with you! (shows movements)
A generous feast awaits you,
Variety and expanse! - the “Yellow” group gets up and dances.
An excerpt from the song “Yellow Tulips” sounds -
Who prefers blue?
We do it with our hands like this, it’s beautiful! (shows movements)
You won't be bored here,
We will sing and dance a lot!
Sounds 4. Excerpt from the song “Blue Frost”
Presenter: Amazing! Then let's get acquainted!
Sounds 3. Factory. We are so different - in the background
Presenter: Yes, we are very different, but still we got together for the birthday of everyone’s beloved Irina. But we won’t talk about age, because beauties like our birthday girl get younger every year and do not obey passport data. So let’s talk about the name Irina.
This is what is written about girls with that name in the encyclopedia. The name is of ancient Greek origin and means peace and tranquility.
In childhood, Irina is independent and decisive. They have good abilities, and studying does not require much effort from them. They are able to take a realistic approach to assessing the reality around them. They approach any work responsibly.
They are sociable and quickly establish contact with strangers. Irina are amorous natures, but they do not lose their heads in hobbies, they always strive to maintain independence.
Professional activity always plays a significant role in their lives.
Irina knows how to cook well, is fond of fashionable systems of raising children, sports and never loses heart.
Whether this characteristic corresponds to our Irina or not, her parents know best: (names)- Let's greet them with applause. Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect and love for Irina, would like to give her a special gift, but the most important one was given to her by her parents - they gave her life!
Toast to parents
We would give Irina a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave her life, birth!
Please raise your glasses and drink to Irina’s parents!
Sounds 4. Povaliy . Mommy mommy.
Presenter: The floor is given to the mother of the hero of the day (Name)-
mom's toast...
Presenter: And now a word from the person who knows Irina from professional qualities- to the boss (Name)
Word and toast from the boss...
Sounds 5. Allegrova. Birthday.
Presenter: This concludes the solemn part of our holiday, and we, with pleasure, begin the entertaining part!
I’ll say right away that there will be no invited artists, as far as I know, the people gathered here are lively and talented. Today we ourselves will be artists, and we will also work a little as magicians and try to add joyful colors to the bright life of our birthday girl and our own. (The presenter has a flower in her hands)
This is Tsvetik-Semitsvetik, each of its petals is one of Irina’s innermost desires, which we will gladly fulfill, right?
So, Irina Vladimirovna, tear off the first petal, I suggest white, because this is the color of the beginning and everything pure and innocent.
Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “Look into childhood.”
The words in the passage are:
“And now they are calling, and now they are calling
Patronymic,
And look into childhood, and look into childhood
Want very much…"
Sounds 6. Song. It's fun to walk through the open spaces together -
(The Little Ones come out - two of the guests put on their caps and skirts in advance, take from the presenter pieces of paper with words and bows, which they attach to different places during the performance)
TO costumed congratulations. Babies with gifts.
First: We are kids from kindergarten
We are happy to congratulate aunt
We didn't just come
They brought gifts to Aunt Ira,
Second: This bow is sure to
We'll put it on her head,
So that, like us, she too,
Be more beautiful and younger! (a bow on the head, preferably a headband with a bow)
Our Aunt Ira is a beauty,
All the uncles like her!
First: Well, what little hands?
Not simple ones - golden ones.
There are no more tender ones in the world,
Adults and children know!
Let's tie bows on the arms,
To make your hands cooler! (bows for hands - with elastic bands)
Second: And these bows on the legs,
So that along the city paths
They ran fast and fast
And they struck sparks with their soles.
And to highlight their beauty,
A bow needs to be attached to them ( bows on legs - with elastic bands)
First: And this bow is not going anywhere,
We attach it to the chest!
There will be awards and medals on it,
We wish they gave it soon,
So, gorgeous, but not somehow,
Let the bow decorate Irina’s chest! (bow on the chest with a pin)
Second: And we’ll tie this bow to a place,
Whichever is closer to a chair or an armchair.
Tie a bow there too,
So that they can attract uncles,
To turn here and there,
And they will say: “Wow!” (bow on the butt - on a pin)
First: And we won’t attach this bow
Aunt Ira herself knows when to get it
After all, this bow is sexy,
We wish it to be relevant more often.
Wherever Aunt Ira is at home or not at home,
It will be worn on the day of sexual uplift! (give a bow or attach as appropriate)
Second: Well, how do you like Aunt Ira? Like?
U.S. too! She is our beauty!
Nice decoration
For such a birthday!
Now the photographer take a photo for us,
And Aunt Ira pour us 100 grams each! (takes pictures with the kids)
Toast
For the fulfillment of our deepest desires!
Sounds 7. Lyubasha. Happy birthday.
Presenter: Do the guests know Irina well? Please, answer me a few questions in unison, and by how unanimously you answer, I will judge the degree of intoxication of those gathered.
Table chant. In honor of the hero of the day
Presenter: As always, irresistible
On this glorious day...Who?
All: Irina!
Presenter: We are delighted for the reason:
Our meeting in honor of...Who?
All: Irina!
Presenter: We commit ourselves from now on
We smile...To whom?
All:Irina!
Presenter: Let's stop dragging our feet,
Pour for...Who?
All: For Irina!
Presenter: Like an elite painting,
We all admire...Who?
All: Irina!
Presenter: And today all the songs
Will we sing about...Who?
All: About Irina!
Presenter: Well done! At the same time, we remembered the cases! A word of congratulations to friends.....
Toast from friends
Sounds 8. Indian Summer Festive.
small break
Presenter: We continue to work as wizards - our next petal is golden. This color suits Irina very well, because it represents everything luxurious and bright.
Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “The hour of our meeting is destined for me”
The words in the passage are:
“The hour of our meeting is destined for me
In my starry country
There's a beautiful boy waiting for me there
On a golden horse.."
(The Sultan rides out on a “golden” horse, followed by his wives with a “golden” gift box containing a money carpet - change the guests’ clothes in advance and explain the essence of the room)
Costumed congratulations to the Sultan and donation of a money carpet.
Presenter: Sultan Suleiman Ibn-Khotabych arrived in our country to replenish his harem.
(The Sultan rides out, his wives help him get off his horse and take the horse. The Sultan goes to Irina)
Sultan: Oh, most honorable one! (addresses Irina)
You are as beautiful as a newly blooming lotus flower (approaches Irina).
Your hair shines like a river in lunar silver (touches)
Eyes - shine like stars in a night harem (throws his hands up to the sky).
Your lips are the most tender of the roses that bloom in heaven (shakes his head).
Gentle hands are like two streams flowing down a mountain and embracing everything in their path.
Sounds 9. Rework “If I were a Sultan” - The Sultan invites Irina to dance
Sultan: (after the dance) This is exactly what I was missing in my harem, what do my older wives say?
Wives: Yes, sir, that's exactly it.
Sultan: No matter how brightly the sun shines, it cannot obscure the light coming from you. Oh, Brightest!
Wives: The brightest! The brightest! The brightest!
Sultan: No matter how beautiful a flower blooming in the desert is, it is not more beautiful than you. Oh, Most Beautiful!
Wives: The most beautiful! The most beautiful! The most beautiful!
Sultan: No matter how welcome a sip of water in the desert may be, it is no more desirable than you. Oh, Most Desirable!
Wives: Most desirable! Most desirable! Most desirable!
Sultan: Become the decoration of my harem, at least for one minute - Oh, Most Magnificent!!!
Wives: The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!!
Sultan: My wives spent three days and three nights weaving this carpet especially for you. (wives take out a carpet from money - do it in advance)
Wives: We weaved and weaved, and all the guests helped (they give a carpet)
A fiery oriental melody sounds - the harem dances, everyone joins - transition to a dance break.
(Another version of a costume scene in oriental style look )
It sounds 10. A . Rebecca . Oriental tales - in Turkish.
dance break
SECOND Feast.
Presenter: And we continue to create miracles.
Irina, tear off the purple petal, which symbolizes aristocracy and romance, which also suits you very well.
Irina tears off a petal - A magical sound sounds + “And the artist in the portrait”
The words in the passage are:
"It was a wonderful ball
And the artist on the cuff,
He painted my portrait"
Presenter: A portrait is a portrait, each of us is an artist at heart. (A frame with a place for a future portrait and markers are passed from guest to guest)
Table entertainment.
Presenter: (it is important for the presenter to unobtrusively guide the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number) Please draw in turn what I will read about. But imagine the composition well - let's start with the face. And the portrait will be full-length, so that everyone complements the work of their neighbor, remembering that each of the guests must contribute to this masterpiece. Let's start!
(entertainment provided)
Presenter: As they say: find 10 differences, whoever finds the most will toast!
Sounds 11. Basque. It's your birthday.
short break V
Presenter: Our Tsvetik-Semitsvetik is losing one petal after another, and there are only seven colors in it - the rainbow of our birthday girl’s life is woven more brightly, there are many colors in it, both light and not so light, but in any situation Irina is full of optimism, apparently that’s why our holiday goes like this easy and fun.
It’s not for nothing that the ancients said that you can only give to the rich, and only help the strong, and...only cheer up the cheerful, we would add. And the line for one of the most cheerful colors in the world - orange, symbolizes change, energy and health. Irina, take it off.
Original congratulations. What could be more valuable than friendship?
Irina tears off a petal - Magic sound sounds + “I’ll get into a convertible”
The words in the passage are:
"And I'll get into a convertible
And I’ll go somewhere...”
Presenter: The convertible might be served later, but for now I suggest everyone get out and go on a trip “in a big hot air balloon” with Irina!
(The relatives take out an office chair - a gift for the birthday girl, to which is tied a large bunch of gel balloons of all the colors of the rainbow. Irina is invited to sit in it, and is rolled around the hall to the applause of the guests. Such a congratulation can be organized without giving the chair as a gift, simply by renting it at 5 minutes in a restaurant or cafe)
Sounds 12. Christmas tree. In a big hot air balloon
To make this moment more meaningful and touching, you can continue it with this ritual.
13. Krutoy sounds quietly in the background. When I close my eyes.
Presenter:(speaks over music) Irina, today you took a flight on balloons of rainbow colors - this is exactly what the life ahead of you awaits. But these are just balls and they are not very reliable. To see the earth from above and shout “Life is beautiful!” There are other reliable ways - your friends. I'll ask my friends to come out here. Show your friend the earth...from a bird's eye view (several friends lift Irina into their arms and circle around the hall) and may this flight be remarkable, first of all, because it is guaranteed to be reliable. You are supported, and will be supported throughout your life, by your friends and family: enjoy their faithful friendship! Now get down on the ground (friends lower the birthday girl) and hug them for being there, for lending a shoulder in difficult times, and for always sincerely rejoicing at your successes. Never forget this flight and your friends!
14. Pugacheva sounds. One hundred friends.
dance break
THIRD Feast.
Presenter: We danced well - it’s time to fulfill another dream of the birthday girl and this is a red petal - the color of love, joy and fun.
Irina tears off a red petal - a magical sound sounds + “Everything will come true”
The words in the passage are:
“The birds sing to me as a salute to spring….
It's time to fall in love and fall into the trap again...”
Presenter: It's never too late to fall in love, and spring is for it best time year, why don’t we really arrange a salute to Spring and our beautiful birthday girl, whether we are wizards or not? And for this we don’t need store-bought fireworks - we’ll do everything ourselves.
Comic congratulations.
(entertainment provided)
It sounds 15. No - tone . Down . - beat
Musical congratulations. A man with a hat.
Presenter: Irina, it’s time to tear off another petal, it is yellow - the color of joy and optimism.
Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “I will listen”
The words in the passage are:
“Let them sing serenades under the balcony,
Waiting for attention and affection.
I'm pure and fresh, like a rose in heaven
I will listen to their sweet tales.”
Presenter: Irina, serenades, so serenades, easily and without preparation. I ask the five men who love the birthday girl the most to come out (they come out, everyone is given a serial number for the performance and different hats: glamorous hat (a la A. Rybak) + violin - No. 1; children's Panama hat - No. 2; construction helmet - No. 3; classic hat - No. 4; "airfield" cap " - No. 5).
Now a phonogram will sound for everyone, your task is to congratulate Irina in turn, playing the song and your hat .
Dance entertainment. Rainbow dancing.
Presenter: I don’t know if I’ll be able to dance until the morning, but until the restaurant closes, it’s quite possible. I ask everyone - everyone, the birthday girl and those who love her and wish her much happiness - to take to the dance floor. (distributes balloons of seven colors of the rainbow to all guests). Now I invite everyone to remember once again that our life is full of bright colors and events, we just need to see them in time. Now there will be cuts from songs about all the colors of the rainbow, as soon as you hear a song about the color of the ball that is in your hands - we go to the center, the rest support, then we give our balls to Irina and give way to the next dancers, understand? Then, let's go.
Rainbow dancing sounds.
(cuts from songs about different colors are glued together and sound non-stop)
The further program continues in free style.
Dancing.
TO script "Rainbow of Life"
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