There is something fabulous and mystical about the New Year holiday itself, and therefore the fabulous performances, games and skits included in it entertainment program, always go off with a bang, and not only at children's parties, but also at adult parties. This evening we all believe in miracles, and everyone wants to be involved in this miracle.
At children's parties, everything is usually thought out and rehearsed in advance, but at adults' parties there is always room for impromptu: New Year's fairy tales, which do not require complex props or tedious preliminary rehearsals, enjoy well-deserved love among guests , so do the organizers of the holidays.
Our collection includes copyright New Year's fairy tales - impromptu, written on the theme of New Year's adventures of our favorite characters: Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Christmas tree, bunnies, etc. If desired, you can prepare full-fledged costumes, or you can also make symbolic ones (ears, hats, capes), the main thing is to choose the right performers (preferably artistic and lively), read the text expressively and successfully choose the fairy tale itself, then success is guaranteed.
1. Impromptu New Year's fairy tale "The Magic Anti-Freeze of Santa Claus."
Characters:
Santa Claus-1
Snegurochka-1
Snowflakes-2
Reindeer - 3
Blizzard -1
This is a drinking fairy tale, Santa Claus should have a large bottle of vodka and the rest of the artists should have a glass. It’s better to pour a little each time so that the artists can play to the end. If the fairy tale takes place with the participation of children, then vodka, naturally, must be replaced with any non-alcoholic drink.
Text
On New Year's Eve, as always, GRANDFATHER Frost and the Snow Maiden went to deliver gifts. They called their faithful REINDEERS, and SNOWFLAKES were also with them - the SNOW MAIDEN'S girlfriends began to ask, GRANDFATHER CLAUS agreed. The road ahead was difficult, we sat down “on the path” and SANTA CLAUS told everyone to drink his magic anti-freeze (everyone drinks).
We set off on the road: in front are DEER, behind is Father Frost and the Snow Maiden, and Snowflakes are flying on the side, the Blizzard is slowly howling. But then the reindeer’s hooves began to slip, they began to stumble and fell on Father Frost and the Snow Maiden, and completely icy Snowflakes fell from above. Then Santa Claus took out his magic anti-freeze and poured it for everyone: Himself, the Snow Maiden, the Reindeer, the Snowflakes, and Meteli forgot to pour it (everyone drinks)
And immediately the DEER perked up, beat with their strong hooves, the SNOWFLAKES fluttered merrily, the SNOW MAIDEN became all flushed and began to giggle stupidly, and GRANDFATHER CLAUS himself began to mow a little. We moved on: there are reindeer in front, GRANDFATHER Frost and SNOWFLAKES are behind, and SNOWFLAKES are flying on the side. And then an offended Blizzard flew in, knocked the DEER off their feet, dropped SNOWFLAKES with GRANDFATHER CLAUS, scattered all the gifts, and the SNOWFLAKES twirled in place so that they could not no way to stop.
SANTA CLAUS was not at a loss, took out his magic anti-freeze, poured out the Blizzard, and it calmed down a little, the SNOWFLAKES and they stopped spinning like “crazy”, the DEER and those again cheerfully rose to their feet and, of course, to his beloved SNOW MAIDEN - let him laugh better than He'll just roll around in the snow. Then he drank himself (everyone drinks). And everyone started looking for gifts, but they were blown away by the wind; when they found them, they loaded them up.
We set off: there are reindeer in front, GRANDFATHER Frost and the SNOW MAID are behind, SNOWFLAKES are flying on the side, and the Blizzard, who has grown stronger from drinking, is also running nearby and singing songs. So they came to us for the holiday, they brought few gifts, but GRANDFATHER CLAUS still had a magic potion left, he poured it out again for everyone and invites the guests to join - to drink to our holiday, to New Year, for the meeting!
Thanks to the artists!
2. Impromptu fairy tale for a close company "New Year's Turnip"
Characters and lines:
Christmas tree - “Oh, what a joy to live!”
Grandfather - “Oh, Christmas tree sticks!”;
Grandma - “The body is so flexible!”;
Granddaughter - “Look, what are they kicking out!”;
Zhuchka - “Oh, these fairy tales!”;
Cat - “It won’t be enough!”
Mouse - “Here, this is my size!”
New Year's fairy tale text
Grandma: The body is so flexible!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Grandma: The body is so flexible!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Grandma: The body is so flexible!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Grandma: The body is so flexible!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Bug: Oh, these fairy tales!
Granddaughter: Look, what are they kicking out!
Grandma: The body is so flexible!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Cat: It won't be enough!
Bug: Oh, these fairy tales!
Granddaughter: Look, what are they kicking out!
Grandma: The body is so flexible!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Grandma: The body is so flexible!
Granddaughter: Look, what are they kicking out!
Bug: Oh, these fairy tales!
Cat: It won't be enough!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Mouse: Here, this is my size!
Cat: It won't be enough!
Mouse: This is my size!
Cat: It won't be enough!
Bug: Oh, these fairy tales!
Granddaughter: Look, what are they kicking out!
Grandma: The body is so flexible!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
Grandfather: Eh, Christmas tree sticks!
Grandma: The body is so flexible!
Granddaughter: Look, what are they kicking out!
Bug: Oh, these fairy tales!
Cat: It won't be enough!
Mouse: This is my size!
Elka: Oh, what a joy it is to live!
3. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "The Snow Maiden and the Serpent Gorynych."
Characters and words:
Elka - How good I am!
Hare - One, two, three, four, five - the bunny went out for a walk!
Snowflake - The snow is spinning, flying, flying!
First Head of the Serpent Gorynych - I want to eat!
The second head of the Serpent Gorynych - I want the Snow Maiden!
The third head of the Serpent Gorynych - But I don’t care!
Snow Maiden - It’s not my fault, he came himself!
Santa Claus - I brought you gifts!
Text
It was a quiet New Year's Eve, in a snowy clearing a lonely, thoughtful TREE was quietly shaking its branches. A playful HARE ran around the TREE and pulled the TREE by its branches, trying to stir it up. A SNOWFLAKE, flying past the TREE, spun merrily next to the HARE, and they began to twirl merrily together. The TREE shook its branches offendedly. And then the SNOW MAIDEN runs out into the clearing, the terrible SNAKE GORYNYCH is chasing after her, his FIRST HEAD looks carnivorously at the HARE, his SECOND HEAD tries to grab the SNOW MAIDEN, and his THIRD HEAD looks contemptuously at everyone. The HARE, SNOWFLAKE and SNOW MAIDEN hide in fear behind the TREE and call for help.
Santa Claus comes running, takes out his sword and courageously rushes to save everyone. GRANDFATHER Frost hits the SNAKE-GORYNYCH first on the FIRST HEAD, and the FIRST HEAD dies, then GRANDFATHER Frost hits the SECOND HEAD and the SECOND HEAD also dies, finally, he swings and hits the THIRD HEAD and the THIRD HEAD, and with it the evil SNAKE GORYNYCH dies . The HARE runs out from behind the TREE, happily hugs the SNOWFLAKE, the SNOW MAID hugs SANTA CLAUS and they all circle around the TREE, having fun and squealing with happiness!
This New Year's fairy tale has a happy ending!
4. New Year’s skit “Chukchi” based on the fable by S. Mikhalkov.
Characters:
Man (shirt and hat in Russian style)
Deer (cape and headband with deer antlers)
Chukchi (in a fur coat with a hood, holding a bottle of vodka)
The presenter reads, the “actors” act out, beforehand the presenter can give a little hint on what words to use and what actions are best to do, but improvisation is also good. It’s better to do this scene in costumes - it will be much funnier. On the left is the text of the presenter, on the right, in brackets, are the approximate actions of the characters for each phrase. The entire text belongs to the presenter and only at the end there are words of congratulations from the Chukchi
Text
A man was selling deer at the market, ("man" as he offers guests "deer")
But no one gave a price for the deer . (gets upset)
The deer was so wonderful to everyone: ("deer" makes "faces")
The horns and the article are beautiful - juicy! ("deer" shows antlers and figure)
Here the Chukchi, however, hurried past, ("Chukchi" seems to be running)
He bought himself vodka for the holiday. (tenderly kisses the bottle of vodka)
I saw a deer and was completely stunned (freezes and looks at the “deer” with admiration)
I wanted to buy it for the farm (searches his pockets)
Excellent hooves, horns, even nose, (examines the soles, horns and nose)
Where to get money is the question! (scratches the back of his head, puzzled)
Both from the side and from behind, the deer is so good. (examines the “deer” again, he flirts)
Man: “Hey, give me the money or don’t touch it!” ("man" pushes away "Chukchi")
The Chukchi offered him all the vodka, (the “Chukchi” gives him the vodka dear to his heart)
The man did not lower the price for the deer. (the “man” refuses)
“Horns and hooves cannot be demolished” (the “man” praises the “deer” and shows it)
“Take my fur coat” - the Chukchi in response.. (the “Chukchi” takes off his fur coat and offers it to the “man”)
The man gave in: he took the fur coat and vodka (the “man” takes everything and leaves)
And the Chukchi, happy, galloped off to his wife. ("Chukchi" hugs "the deer and rides off on it)
The song “I’ll take you to the tundra” plays
I remembered something and slowed down
The deer, however, turned back (the “Chukchi” is returning)
Chukchi: I'll get the paper in a minute
I’m not your president, so I can speak without a piece of paper. (takes a piece of paper out of his pocket, looks at it, as if worried, then reads it)
Chukchi: Happy New Year though! (bows, tilts the deer’s muzzle and they leave)
5. Impromptu New Year's fairy tale
"Piglet in the New Year's forest."
The presenter reads, each character plays out what is said in the text.
Characters:
Christmas tree
Piglet
Bunny
Snowflake
Text
It was a quiet New Year's Eve, in a forest clearing a lonely TREE with a snow-covered top was quietly shaking its branches. A playful BUNNY ran around the TREE and tugged at the TREE'S branches, trying to stir it up. A SNOWFLAKE, flying past the TREE, saw the BUNNY and merrily danced with him. The TREE shook its branches offendedly. And then a STUPID PINK PIG runs out into the clearing, having run away from home to celebrate the New Year in the forest. PIGGY saw the SNOWFLAKE and began to run after it, trying to catch it with his snout. Out of jealousy, the BUNNY began to run around the TREE and painfully pull the TREE by the branches. YELKA waved it off as best she could.
And the SNOWFLAKE giggled and circled around the PIGGY, the PIGGY liked her, but from her touch, the PIGGY’s snout completely froze, and he drew attention to the warm fur coat of the BUNNY, ran up to him and began to poke him with all his might, trying to warm up his snout. THE BUNNY also liked the PIGGY, they hugged and sat down near the TREE. A SNOWFLAKE flew in and also stuck to the TREE. Then YELKA looked at her watch and realized that the New Year was coming soon. She pushed everyone away, and then the BUNNY, the PIGGY and the SNOWFLAKE also looked at the clock, which showed exactly twelve. Everyone began to hug, congratulate and kiss and twirl merrily in the New Year's round dance.
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6. Impromptu New Year's scene "The Wolf and the Snow Maiden".
Characters:
Christmas tree,
Bunny,
Father Frost,
Snow Maiden
Wolf
Text
At the edge of the forest grew, with its branches spread wide, the Beauty TREE. A BUNNY was sitting under the TREE, shivering from the cold. An angry and hungry WOLF was hiding in a snowdrift. In anticipation of New Year's dinner, the WOLF jumped out of his hiding place and began to chase the BUNNY around the TREE. GRANDFATHER Frost and the Snow Maiden appeared in the clearing, singing a New Year's song.
The frightened Bunny jumped into the arms of GRANDFATHER Frost, who pressed him to his chest and began to stroke the trembling animal. The wolf froze, struck by the beauty of the Snow Maiden. He wagged his tail and sat down at her feet. The Snow Maiden caressed her new friend. The Bunny remembered that midnight was approaching, jumped from the arms of GRANDFATHER CLAUS and ran into the forest. SANTA CLAUS cut down the TREE, put the forest beauty on his shoulder and set off. THE SNOW MAID sat on the WOLF's back, and they set off to catch up with GRANDFATHER CLAUS.
The new year is getting closer and closer. And it just so happens that this will be the year of the rooster. For some this topic is funny, but for others not so much. But no matter what, everyone will still celebrate the New Year and have fun. New funny scenes for the New Year 2017 for a corporate party with jokes - these are fairy tales in an adult way. We offer you impromptu scenes, which are also called instant performances. Such skits will go with a bang at any corporate event, and your employees will take direct part in them.
Fairy tale scene - rooster and paints.
Everyone knows the fairy tale called the rooster and the paints. But we have a new year and this fairy tale has become a little different. Let's see what happened.
This scene is in the form of an impromptu. The participants in the skit say their lines, and the main part of the text is read by the presenter.
Participants and their words:
- rooster (words: honestly, I didn’t want this)
- colors (words: the brightest)
- Santa Claus (words: now we’ll fix everything)
- dog (words: I'm not evil)
- boy Vova (words: I'm an ordinary guy)
Once upon a time there was a boy Vova ( I'm an ordinary guy). And he had one passion - he really loved to draw. And on the eve of the New Year, to please Santa Claus ( we'll fix everything now) decided Vova ( I'm an ordinary guy) draw a rooster ( ). Looked Vova ( I'm an ordinary guy), and paints ( the brightest) – ended. But Vova ( I'm an ordinary guy) was not upset and decided to draw a rooster ( honestly, I didn't want this) with one pencil, not colored. I took it and drew it. I drew and waited for Santa Claus ( we'll fix everything now). And the rooster ( honestly, I didn't want this) he got bored and decided to go for a walk. He got up and went. I saw a rooster ( honestly, I didn't want this) dog ( I am not angry), and how he starts laughing. Rooster ( honestly, I didn't want this) stopped and asked the dog ( I am not angry) – why are you laughing? What's a dog for? I am not angry) answers - so you’re not a real rooster ( honestly, I didn't want this), you are not painted! The rooster looked ( honestly, I didn't want this) at himself in the mirror and realized that he was not actually painted. What should I do? And the dog ( I am not angry) and says to him - go to the paints ( the brightest) they will color you. And the rooster went honestly, I didn't want this) to paints ( the brightest).
And at this time to the boy Vova ( I'm an ordinary guy) Santa Claus came ( we'll fix everything now). Vova was happy ( I'm an ordinary guy) and ran for his drawing. He took a sheet from the table and handed it to Santa Claus ( we'll fix everything now). Santa Claus watched ( we'll fix everything now) onto a white sheet and says: where is the drawing? Who did you draw? Vova ( I'm an ordinary guy) took the drawing and looked at it - and the rooster ( honestly, I didn't want this) there was no. Vova cried ( I'm an ordinary guy), and Santa Claus ( we'll fix everything now) began to calm him down.
And while Vova ( I'm an ordinary guy) cried, rooster ( honestly, I didn't want this) went to paint ( the brightest) and they painted it. A couple of minutes later a beautiful painted rooster appeared at the entrance ( honestly, I didn't want this). Vova ( I'm an ordinary guy) saw him and was happy. And Santa Claus ( we'll fix everything now) said – Happy New Year! And gave Vova ( I'm an ordinary guy) new colors ( the brightest). After Santa Claus ( we'll fix it now) said - and the symbol of the year will be a bright and beautiful rooster ( honestly, I didn't want this)!
Scene – chicken Ryaba
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman. And they had Ryaba chicken. But it was in the fairy tale that the hen laid the golden egg. And our hen Ryaba laid a lot of eggs and they are all magical! Each egg fulfills one wish and now you will see for yourself!
For this scene you need Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs. In total you need 7 chocolate eggs. Wrap each egg with one such template.
New Year is one of the most amazing and long-awaited holidays! Not only children, but also adults who also want to believe in miracles are looking forward to it!
Give your colleagues some real fun winter's tale, or rather, several new fairy tales that will not only give your work friends the opportunity to have fun, but also show off all their talents and abilities! This funny script for fun company, with musical accompaniment, artistic transformations, and jokes will turn it into a real unforgettable event.
Cool converted fairy tales for corporate New Year parties for adults, here you can download for free. Have a great time participating! An unforgettable experience awaits you!
New Year's fairy tale “Teremok in a new way”
Props and scenery:
- The designation “teremka” requires making a square measuring 2x2m. Height 20 cm. The frame can be made of cardboard.
- A large beach umbrella on a stand will represent the roof.
- Additional props: mop, plate with spoon, centimeter (measuring).
- Recording light instrumental music (for background), rhythmic dance music (Disco Crash - New Year is rushing towards us).
- A bag with cards that describe roles, moods, emotions:
1 card:
Who? - Mouse.
Which? - Nervous, hysterical. He always shouts his “pee-pee-pee!” loudly!
What is he doing in Teremka? – Mops the floors
2 card:
Who? - Frog.
Which? – Stern, persistent, unhurried. Your “Kwa-kwa!” pronounces like an opera singer.
What is he doing in Teremka? - Feeds you lunch.
3 card:
Who? - Bunny.
Which? - Cheerful, nimble, mischievous. After every jump, his tail wags!
What is he doing in Teremka? – Measures clothing parameters with a centimeter.
4 card:
Who? - Chanterelle.
Which? - Sexy, flirty. Sexily purrs: “Urrrr!”
What is he doing in Teremka? - Flirts, seduces.
5 card:
Who? - Gray wolf.
Which? – Confident, daring, a sort of “decider”, he came to the “showdown”. He coughs as if he was coughing: Cough, cough! Cough cough!
What is he doing in Teremka? – He attacks everyone all the time and threatens!
6 card:
Who? - Bear.
Which? – Smiling, kind, loves everyone very much! He says his “RRRRR” as if he’s saying “I’ll catch up!” I’ll catch up!”
What is he doing in Teremka? – He climbs in to hug and kiss.
Characters:
- Presenter (folder with the script);
To somehow designate all the characters so that they are recognizable, just a few elements in clothing are enough.
- Mouse (headband with ears and tail, apron);
- Frog (put a green frill (collar) on your clothes, you can also wear green gloves, a chef’s apron and a cap);
- Bunny (headband with long ears, small tail);
- Chanterelle (yoke, red collar and fox tail);
- Gray wolf (dressed like a hooligan, unbuttoned shirt, gold chain around his neck, purse (like in the 90s) on his side, cap, cigarette in his mouth);
- Bear (on the head is a hat with round ears, a vest, warm knitted socks, large galoshes).
Scene #1
Host: Dear friends! New Year is always a return to childhood. How long have you read the children's fairy tale “Teremok”?
The guests answer: A long time ago!
Host: Do you remember? What was happening there?
All in unison: Yes!
Host: If I were you, I wouldn’t be so sure! Do you want us to check it? Or let's remember everything together?
All in chorus:
Host: I need six volunteers!
Selects the most colorful ones from the audience: the tallest, the shortest, the thinnest, the fattest, etc.
Host: Who would you like to play in this fairy tale?
Participants speculate.
Host: Well, that would be ideal, but here at our fabulous New Year’s corporate party there are miracles everywhere. Even the most ordinary fairy tale can turn into an interesting and unforgettable event! Pull it out of the bag and see who will be who!
Without looking, participants pull out cards indicating who and what they should be in this fairy tale. It will be funny when you big man for example, he will get the role of Mouse! Or the frailest one - the role of the bandit Wolf or Bear!
They are taken away and assistants dress them up in elements. The participant who will play the Mouse is given a mop, the Frog is given a plate and spoon, and the Bunny is given a tailor's centimeter.
The disguised artists go out to the Presenter, who tells the task.
Host: So, in our cool remade fairy tale, only I speak! You portray your hero in all known and possible ways. The bunny jumps to Teremok, the frog jumps, etc. You can and even should make the sounds of your character, demonstrate his behavior and manners.
All this is done taking into account the emotions and mood that are written in your card. And one more thing: once you get to Teremochek, if you suddenly hear this kind of dance music (the chorus of the song “New Year” by the group “Disco Accident”), you must, again, taking into account your given mood, perform the actions that were indicated on your cards!
Viewers are welcome. And the main condition is that all actions are performed only in interaction with each other! Are you all going to live together?
Participants agree. They leave.
Scene #2
Light instrumental music plays in the background. As soon as a new hero appears in Teremka, dance music is briefly turned on, to which they will perform each of their actions.
Host: So, dear friends, sit down comfortably! Now you will hear, and at the same time you will see completely a new fairy tale called "Teremok".
In one of the very nice dacha cooperatives, someone took and built a very neat little Teremok!
(Helpers take out a cardboard frame representing the Teremok. In the middle, instead of a roof, they place a large beach umbrella on a stand.)
Presenter: The Little Mouse was running past, on her important business (the “Mouse” runs out, hysterically yelling “PEEP-PEEP!”).
The Mouse was surprised that there was such a treasure, and no one lived there! She ran around Teremok three times (the mouse runs around), and, making sure that there were definitely no owners there, she moved into it! (The mouse steps over and immediately begins to wash the floors).
The Frog-Frog also jumped along the same path, along the same road! (The participant portraying the Frog jumps, singing “Kwa-kwa!” in an operatic style.)
When I saw Teremok, I couldn’t help myself! She came closer and asked Mouse if she could live there with her?
- Come in! It will be more fun together! – she answered and let her friend into Teremok.
Dance music turns on and the frog begins to feed the mouse, which washes the floors under its feet.
Presenter: From afar, the Jumping Bunny heard the smell of a delicious lunch! (Bunny gallops) And when he came to him, he saw Teremok and was stunned! Oh, how he wanted to live in it! Is it possible? – asked the Bunny.
- Can! - Mouse and Frog waved invitingly and ushered the new tenant into Teremok.
Dance music is turned on: the Mouse must wash the floors under the feet of its neighbors, the Frog must feed everyone in turn, and the Bunny must take measurements from both the Frog and the Mouse.
Host: The main party girl, Vixen, also joined in on the fun! (The participant in this image comes out with a sexy gait, purring) Well, who wouldn’t like this kind of entertainment? Of course, she asked to live in Teremochka! And the owners weren’t against it!
Dance music is turned on: the Mouse washes under the Frog, the Bunny, the Fox, the Frog feeds everyone in turn with a spoon, the Bunny measures everyone, and the Fox dances sexily in front of everyone.
Host: But, as in life, so in a fairy tale, nothing is so simple: hearing the noise and din, smelling the delicious smells wafting from the windows of Teremochka, the Wolf came to the house. (The Wolf comes out imposingly, coughing. He approaches Teremochka). Well, again, how this happens in life, he didn’t really ask! He opened the door with his foot and walked in!
Dance music is turned on: everyone does their own thing, and the wolf “runs over” everyone in turn.
Presenter: The frog, seeing such a thing, stopped right next to Gray and let’s feed! And he - “run into”! It is not known how it would all end, but then the Bear walked past.
(Smiling and playfully growling, the participant who plays the Bear comes out).
Presenter: The Bear approached Teremochka and looked at how the animals were having fun there! How they wash cleanly, how they spoon-feed, how they measure joyfully, how they dance sexily! Even Mishka immediately fell in love with the Wolf and his attacks! Entered Teremok and let's hug and kiss everyone!
To the tune of dance music, everyone goes about their business with everyone else, and Bear hugs and kisses everyone on the cheeks!
Host: You may ask why he didn’t ask the residents for permission to live? What for? After all, this is HIS Teremok! He built it for himself! And when I saw such a cheerful company, I immediately decided to live and leave them all here!
Dance music is playing. All heroes interact with each other, constantly changing partners.
Corporate New Year's fairy tale “Kolobok in a new way”
Props and scenery:
- To stage the fairy tale “Kolobok”, it is necessary to make the facade of a Russian hut with opening window shutters from plywood or thick cardboard.
- The house needs to be beautifully painted in the Old Russian style.
- Forest elements: decorative bushes, stumps, etc.
- Recording backing tracks of music different nations: for the scene in the grandfather and grandmother's house - an old Russian melody, for the scene with the hare - a rap beat, for the scene with the wolf - Georgian tunes, for the scene with the fox - Chinese, for the scene with the bear - accordion playing.
Characters:
- Storyteller (dressed in a Russian sundress and kokoshnik);
- Kolobok-Italian (on his head is a hat with a pompom and a long bright scarf);
- Hare - American (rapper cap);
- Wolf – Caucasian (thick mustache, airfield cap);
- Fox – Chinese (kimono, fan, matching make-up);
- Bear – Russian (earflap hat, accordion).
Scene #1
In the middle of the stage is the frame of a hut on supports. There is a chair behind. Old Russian music sounds. A storyteller appears in the window.
Storyteller:
In one house, on the edge of the forest
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather with his old lady.
Grandma and grandfather in that hut
Suddenly they baked a bun.
The most beautiful gingerbread man,
Round, round, and ruddy.
He jumped off the stove at once,
He rushed off into the forest in the night.
Ran away from grandma
He ran away from his grandfather.
They're both crying, here's a hint
That's the beginning of our fairy tale.
Sit down, guests, make yourself comfortable,
Listen to the story in more detail.
Scene #2
Set forest elements. The bun comes out and dances. The music is in rap style.
Storyteller:
Our bun is not simple,
He is not Russian, not native.
Look, he's dressed to the nines!
Because he's Italian.
Humming independently
Something like “bravissimo!”
(A hare appears on stage).
And a hare meets him,
He appears to be American.
The hare raps:
Hello, Kolobok, where have you come?
Whom did you look for and who did you find?
I know you ran away from your grandparents.
You came to me, I was waiting for you!
(Music turns off)
Storyteller:
The bun rolled
Along the path, through the woods!
And then according to our fairy tale
The gray wolf comes out
Caucasian nationality!
(Georgian chants sound, the Wolf comes out)
Such a serious man
With gray, rough, prickly bristles.
Gray ox:
Uh-uh, buddy, where are we headed?
I won’t let you go further until we support the feast together!
Not accepted in our area,
Stay hungry when visiting!
Storyteller:
The table is set, the guests are sitting,
To the left, to the right, toasts sound more beautiful!
“For the hare! For grandma! For grandfather!
And we won't let you go until lunch.
Don't be offended, he says, you're on ME!
You will be a snack on our table!
Our little bun thought.
And he slipped away on the quiet!
(Music turns off)
He goes and is a little sad,
Suddenly he hears an accordion sound!
(The sound of an accordion plays)
He sees that it is neither far nor close,
A clumsy bear comes out to him!
Plays music, plays,
And the bun is already eating from afar.
(The bear comes out.)
Storyteller:
He came closer and smiled.
He swallowed his saliva and licked his lips.
Bear:
Well, that's it, the bun has rolled in!
And it turned into my lunch.
Shut up, I won't listen!
How I want to eat!
Storyteller:
Kolobok was not a little scared!
He turned around, dodged and ran!
I'd roll as fast as I could, if only I had them!
So the branches hit me in the face and hit me!
(Music turns off)
And then his strength ran out,
And the scary moments ended.
The bun smiled and shook himself off.
He turned around through his ruddy side.
Here he goes further slowly
And suddenly meet a beautiful fox!
(A Chinese melody plays and Lisa comes out to it)
Our bun was stunned by its beauty!
Lost for speech, he sat down on the ground.
This could only happen to him
Only he could fall in love with a fox!
Fox:
Come closer to me
Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you!
I want to take a look, my friend,
Your ruddy, bready side.
I want to get to know you!
Or rather, rather, gobble it up!
Storyteller:
The fox jumped on the bun,
She grabbed her sides with her claws!
And let's torment him,
And at the same time humming.
Fox:
Stupid, stupid bun,
Your head is round
Who needs you as a friend?
Everyone needs you like food!
(Music turns off)
Storyteller:
This would be the end of the fairy tale,
But here's another tip of mine:
He rolled through the forest for so long.
That his barrel has already hardened!
And when the fox attacked him,
She just broke her teeth!
For your business, evil predator!
Appreciate those who have great love for you.
Everything is clear now without further ado,
In life, great and universal love conquers evil!
Ending: all the heroes come out to bow to applause.
Kolobok returned home,
Kohl remained alive in our fairy tale!
With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with a quick change of clothes (or without costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.
Collected here the best New Year's fairy tales and skits - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful a holiday called New Year .
Some of them have a large number of characters, and some do not, some are designed only for an adult company, other New Year's tales and skits can be performed in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales are written by talented Internet authors - thanks to them for this!)
1. New Year's sketch "Chukchi" based on the fable by S. Mikhalkov.
the scene has been moved - watch
2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."
This is wonderful New Year's game It is always fun and lifts the spirits of everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well; a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).
Presenter: Festive table on New Year...for many this is the most important thing: strong drinks, aromatic snacks, delicious salads... Which salad do you think is the most popular in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's prepare it.
Gives the participant a chef's hat and apron. Asks him to invite guests for certain roles. Places 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on each other’s laps, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.
1. At the base of this salad there is a herring, it should be large and juicy - invite two juicy men. And the herring’s eyes are large and slightly bulging. I said lightly! OK!
Men sit on chairs facing each other
2. Place on the herring, or better yet, scatter onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the onion is white! Girls, let's scatter the herring, don't be shy.
The ladies sit on the men's laps facing each other.
3. Now take the boiled potatoes and place them on top. We invite men again. Potatoes, why are you so boiled, let's get more active!
4. Let's grease everything with aromatic low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!
The ladies sit down again.
5. And again a vegetable. This time carrots. Men, we are waiting for you. What beautiful carrots we have! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!
Men sit down according to the same principle.
6. Mayonnaise again, ladies first! Let's sit down, let's spread out!
The ladies sit down again.
7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of them are not red, or even burgundy, but we hope they are delicious!
The men sit down.
8. Decorate our salad with greens. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a sprig.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon appetit!
Applause to all participants!
3. Instant New Year's skit: "A movie is being made!"
Raise your hands those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, without leaving the spot, a film will be shot in which you are assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate what your role is. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role indicated on their card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, let's start!
He reads, calling one participant in the production at a time and forcing them to “get into character.”
So, the artists received cards with the characters in our impromptu performance, which we will film on camera. They learn what needs to be done only on stage and must immediately perform it.
This is a very fun outdoor game. Costumes are not necessary for her; all you need to do is prepare 6 cards with words and place 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card and sits on one of the chairs. Having heard the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your seat again. With the words: “Happy New Year!” - everyone stands up together and runs around the chairs. It turns out not to be a skit, but a cheerful “running game” with words.
Characters and words:
Holiday - "Hurray"
Santa Claus - “Have I had a drink with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - “As much as possible!”
Champagne - “As soon as I hit you in the head”
Elka - “I’m on fire”
Gifts - “I’m all yours”
Everyone: “Happy New Year!”
Text.
Once upon a time there was a little girl and she dreamed: when she grows up, I’ll have a big New Year’s PARTY, I’ll decorate a huge TREE, and the real SANTA CLAUS will come to me. And at this time, somewhere in this world there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a GRANDFATHER'S CLAUS costume, give GIFTS to everyone and meet a real SNOW MARIAN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became the SNOW Maiden, and the boy became GRANDFATHER COLA. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.
SANTA CLAUS dreamed of gathering all his friends and giving them CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to hear shouts of “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” kissing the Snow Maiden. And then came December 31, 2020. They decorated the TREE. At the HOLIDAY, CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “What a HOLIDAY! And GRANDFATHER Frost is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful TREE! What excellent CHAMPAGNE!"
The best GIFT for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
Source: forum.in-ku
5. New Year's impromptu "Morning January 1st"
Leading: 12 people are invited for this. Their task is to depict with gestures and sounds what we are going to read. First, let's distribute the roles (roles are distributed).
Now we listen to the text, depict and voice what it says.
Characters:
Dad
Mother
Mirror
Beer
Fridge
Box
Thunder
Rain
Alarm
Child
Grandfather
Messenger.
Text
DADDY got out of bed hard this morning. He went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this can’t be!” Then DAD angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOTHER opened the FRIDGE with a bang, took out BEER from there and brought it to DADDY. DAD drank BEER and said: “Uh, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.
At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran to his MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. THE DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the CHILD'S eyes. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbling out of his room, clucking and wailing, the evil GRANDFATHER came out. He also wanted BEER, but the BEER ran out, so GRANDFATHER hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.
The doorbell rang. It was a MESSENGER who came and brought a box of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the box of BEER and, limping, ran into his room. But DAD and MOM saw this and ran after him cheerfully. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were unhappy, since no one offered them a hangover.
(Source: forum.vcomine.com)
6. New Year's scene in retro style "The Girl and the Thief".
Characters:
Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from grandma's chest, sample 60-70 years of the 20th century)
Thief (required in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost
Once in a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena was walking to her home
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her purse.)
Without sadness and anxiety
A girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief runs up with a revolver)
He waved his pistol,
He ordered me to take off my fur coat.
(The thief actively gestures with his revolver)
At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena is a thief in the eye
Bam! What strength there was!
(The girl demonstrates several techniques).
The thief screamed in pain,
Lena called 02.
(Calls on his mobile phone. A policeman appears and blows his whistle.)
The thief is now in captivity
And my whole head is covered in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds the bars in front of his face with his hands, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).
Snowflakes are dancing outside the window,
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)
The thief looks at them with longing,
Licking pieces of ice on the window,
Gorka is crying day after day.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)
All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
He won't understand that Santa Claus
Doesn't come to prison!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).
Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year,
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances energetically with a bottle of champagne)
Let's say this to the thief today,
Concluding our poem,
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"
7. Impromptu fairy tale for the New Year “The main tree in lights”
New Year's theater-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors speak only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.
Characters and lines:
Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: “And I’m just coming from the cold, I’m a May rose”
Main Christmas tree: “And I’m so damn mysterious”
Staff: "Hold on, don't make a mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: “Eh, pour it, I’ll pump it!”
Cell phone: “Master, pick up the phone, women are calling!”
Curtain: “I’m silent, but I’m doing my job!”
(background music is playing quietly "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")
Text
THE CURTAIN opens. MAIN TREE froze waiting for it to be lit? Here Santa Claus appears on a MERCEDES SLED. GRANDFATHER FROST got off his MERCEDES SLED and parked it not far from the MAIN TREE. And the MAIN TREE is waiting for decisive action. And at this time the SNOW MAIDEN appears, she has a STAFF in her hands, and a CELL PHONE hangs around her neck. GRANDFATHER CLOSUS joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the CELL PHONE.
And the MAIN TREE feels the approach of the decisive moment. SANTA CLAUS touches the slender branches of the MAIN TREE with his STAFF. From the magical touches, the TREE immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. THE SNOW MAID clapped her hands, the MERCEDES SLED began to dance, GRANDFATHER CLAUS shouted joyfully, energetically waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE. THE CURTAIN closes.
8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"
In this case, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, a large bag of sweets and every time he sounds “deliver”, let him go into the hall and distribute them.
Characters:
Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear
Text
It's quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and their branches creak. A cheerful Woodpecker is pecking a mighty OAK with its beak, preparing a hollow for itself. An ECHO carries a knock throughout the FOREST. A COLD WIND rushes between the trees and tickles the WOODPECKER's feathers. The woodpecker is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.
SNOW covered the entire FOREST. A trembling Woodpecker sticks out its long beak from the hollow of a mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. The BEAR finally fell asleep. He curls up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, and play tag.
Suddenly there was a noise. TWO BRIEFS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the tied-up BEAUTY. An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST. THE BIGGERS tie the BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. THE BEAUTY screams “Save! Help!". An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST.
At this time, a YOUNG HANDSOME MAN was passing nearby on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of the BEAUTY and galloped off to save her. THE HANDSOME MAN shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed fiercely, and pounced on the robbers. The ECHO echoed a ferocious neigh throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, and the HANDSOME MAN won. The robbers fled.
The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked cheerfully, and the HARES clapped their hands.
THE HANDSOME MAN freed the BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped on a HORSE with BEAUTY and rushed through the FOREST into a bright future.
9. Impromptu New Year's fairy tale "Three Bears".
Characters:
Winter
Snow
Hut
Mikhailo Potapych
Nastasya Potapovna
Mishutka
Father Frost
Chair
Pillow
Trees
A bowl
Bushes.
Text
It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on the TREES, on the BUSHES, on the HUT standing in the forest. And in this HUT sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and little BEAR. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he stood on it, sat down with all his might, stood up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. BEAR ran around, throwing and catching the PILLOW, sometimes hitting either MIKHAILO POTAPYCH or NASTASYA POTAPOVNA, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.
Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that it was harsh WINTER outside, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS were bending to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, and soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, covered with SNOW. Suddenly the HUT began to shake under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. From there, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and TEAR BEAR carried his favorite PILLOW in his hands, throwing it in his hands. And then, from behind the rubble of trees and bushes, GRANDFATHER CLAUS came out, he was stunned by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.
And WINTER is standing, it is getting harsher and harsher, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on the rubble of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood huddled together, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.
Then SANTA CLAUS thought, why, after all, BEARS don’t sleep? While GRANDFATHER Frost was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited GRANDFATHER COLAUS to sit down. Washing her face with tears and looking at her favorite BOWL for the last time, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to GRANDFATHER CLAUS. And BEAR, seeing that his parents don’t mind parting with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, and GRANDFATHER CLAUS sat on the PILLOW.
All the BEARS took turns reciting poems about winter, GRANDFATHER CLAUS got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on the TREES and BRUBS, the HUT, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA was hugging her BOWL, and BEAR was sucking his finger in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And GRANDFATHER Frost walked around the HUT and sang a lullaby to them.
10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".
Characters:
Snowflakes
Snow Maiden
Koschey
Stump
Oak
Baba Yaga
Hut
Father Frost
Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter and fall to the ground. I see the SNOW MAID is walking, catching SNOWFLAKES and examining them. And KOSCHEY sneaks up on her heels. The Snow Maiden is tired, she looks - the STUM is standing, covered with SNOWFLAKES.
The SNOW Maiden shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then KOSCHEY grew bolder and came closer. “Come on,” he says, “SNOW Maiden,” to be friends with you!” THE SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her palm on the HUMP, and stomped on the SNOWFLAKES with her foot. “This will not happen, insidious KOSCHEY!” And she moved on. KOSHCHEY was so offended that he sat down on the STUMP, took out a knife, and stood on the STUMP bad word cut out. And the SNOWFLAKES just keep falling on him. The SNOW Maiden came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK is standing young. The SNOW MAID came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil CAT scared me, the SNOWFLAKES path was filled up, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with the OAK.
Then BABA YAGA rushed over, looked at the OAK, and under him was the SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW Maiden away from the OAK tree, placed her on a broom behind her and flew away. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES swirl behind them. They flew to Grandma's HUT, and she stood in front of the forest, and back to BABA YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: “Come on, HUT, turn your front towards me and your back towards the forest.” And IZBUSHKA answered her something like that... Ah, thanks for the tip. That's what she said. But then she turned around as ordered. BABA YAGA put the SNOW Maiden in it and locked it with seven locks. That means she stole the SNOW Maiden.
We need to free the Snow Maiden. Come on, Santa Claus and all your sympathizers, let's buy the Snow Maiden from BABA YAGA (guests buy it either with champagne or by showing off their talents).
Acting out interesting scenarios And funny skits- a guaranteed way to make any holiday event exciting, interesting and memorable. Therefore, it is not surprising that more and more of our fellow citizens are planning a fun New Year instead of a banal feast. themed party with games, competitions and skits. Moreover, funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for a cheerful company or for a corporate party can be found on the Internet, or you can come up with it yourself by changing and acting out a scenario from any popular fairy tale, film or book. And to make it fun and interesting for guests, each participant in the game can improvise, making their own changes to the game. By the way, the funniest and favorite New Year's scenes for adults are scenes with jokes and well-known fairy tales with comic changes in the plot. And here we will share ideas and videos of New Year's scenes for every taste - below our guests can find short, funny and fabulous scenes for a corporate event or a friendly party.
- Funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 Pig
- New Year 2019 skits for corporate parties: Fairy tales with jokes
- Short skits for the New Year for adults
- Cool New Year's scenes for corporate parties
- The funniest scenes for the New Year of the Pig 2019 for a fun company
Funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for adults
Come up with funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for adult company making friends is actually very simple. You can take any topic from life as a basis for the script, as well as great idea will create a skit based on your favorite comedy film or Stand Up comedians’ performance. But still, the most relevant at the party will be scenes about the New Year, in which you can play out funny, cool or comical incidents that happened or could happen on this fabulous night.
Sample script for a funny skit “How not to behave on New Year’s Eve”
A great idea for a funny modern skit would be the skit “How to behave on New Year’s Day.” To perform this scene, you need 2 people who will conduct a dialogue with each other, making everyone present fall with laughter. Below is an approximate scenario for such a scene, but if desired, you can change and supplement it by coming up with your own cool examples of exactly how not to behave in New Year's Eve.
Script for the skit “How not to behave on New Year’s Eve”
Presenter 1: Dear guests, I am so glad to see you all at this holiday. Now I will tell you how to celebrate the New Year 2019 correctly!
Presenter 2: Why are you going to tell us how to celebrate the New Year correctly? I know better!
Presenter 1: You? How do you know how to spend the New Year holidays? Every December 31st, you run around shopping and supermarkets until 11 pm, because apparently Santa Claus forbids you from buying treats and gifts in advance!
Presenter 2: And this is told to me by a man who, at home under the Christmas tree, puts empty boxes tied with bows, photographs it and posts it in his classmates with the caption “Look, everyone, how many gifts Santa Claus brought me!”
Presenter 1: At least I don’t give all my friends a box for the New Year “ Bird's milk", purchased at a nearby supermarket on sale.
Presenter 2: But you celebrate the New Year with great fun - at 10 pm you turn on the TV and watch reruns of the show with Petrosyan until 4 am!
Presenter 1: And you, of course, spend the old year and meet the New one much more fun! You go out into the street at half past eleven, approach all the companies you meet, congratulate them, and wait for champagne to be poured for you!
Presenter 2: And you never buy fireworks and firecrackers! Why, you can also look at other people’s.
Presenter 1: And you send the same congratulations found on the Internet to all your friends and relatives. Both women and men! And it doesn’t matter that it contains the words “so that your husband loves you and gives you flowers.”
Presenter 2: And you, under the chiming clock, write on a piece of paper the desire “Win the lottery $ 1,000,000”, burn it, pour the ashes into a glass and drink this slop. But for some reason in 10 years, Santa Claus has never granted your wish!
Presenter 1: And this is told to me by a person who has never heard the chimes, since at that time he is already sound asleep on his face in a plate of salad.
Presenter 2: I don’t even know which is better - to sleep in a salad or to call on New Year’s Eve to all the former and drunken voices to tell them that they are bitches and immediately declare their love.
Presenter 1: And you don’t call anyone on New Year’s Eve - you’re busy at this time, telling the hostess how best to cook Olivier and herring under a fur coat, how she was supposed to decorate christmas tree and what dress she should wear.
Presenter 2: And you never celebrate the New Year at home - you always ask for a visit to someone and sit there until January 3 or even longer, until you eat everything from the refrigerator and drink from the bar.
Presenter 1: And you wake up on January 1 at 8 am and wake everyone up with the words: “Let’s go outside to play in the snow, otherwise we haven’t been outdoors yet this year.”
Presenter 2: And you always take a bottle of champagne from the owner of the house with the words “you don’t know how to open it correctly,” and in the end you end up hitting someone in the eye with the cork, or breaking a chandelier.
Presenter 1: And you decided to drunkenly show how to do a somersault correctly, and in the end you knocked over the Christmas tree!
Presenter 2: Yes, we are both good.
Presenter 1: In general, dear friends, if you want to have a great New Year...
Presenter 2: Remember that you cannot do it the way we do it!
Modern scenes about the New Year on video
In the video you can see a funny and bold modern New Year's skit for adults, “Talent Competition.” To make sure all guests have fun, you can use the idea of this skit, but give all participants the opportunity to show their imagination and demonstrate their talents and ideas.
New Year 2019 sketch idea for a corporate party: old fairy tales with jokes in a modern twist
We all love fairy tales since childhood, and even adults believe in miracles on New Year's Eve and are ready to plunge into the atmosphere of a fairy tale. Therefore, a great idea for a sketch for the New Year 2019 for a corporate party - fairy tales with jokes on new way. You can act out a funny scene based on any well-known fairy tale, and to make it even more fun for the guests, you need to prepare the appropriate props in advance, with the help of which the participants can transform into fairy-tale characters.
New Year's scene "Grandmothers Hedgehogs"
Babka Hedgehogs in the New Year's sketch are funny, positive characters who will amuse all the guests with their dialogue. The sketch involves 5 Grandmothers Hezhek, they can be both girls and women, and men, and the second option will be even funnier. Example Scenario this scene below.
5 Yozhek grandmothers come out and conduct a dialogue:
The first grandmother addresses her companions: It’s been a long time since we went out anywhere, didn’t hang out anywhere. It's time to shake off the old days! Oh look! Why is everyone gathered here (looks around at the guests)? They must be celebrating something.
Second: One hundred percent. If everything is assembled, then we go to Kashchei for a party. (pulls phone out of pocket and dials a number). Hello, Kashchiych! All is ready? Then we hurry to you. We fly at full speed (refers to grandmas). Well, what are we going?!
Third: How do we find out what is being celebrated here?
Fourth: Let's just ask (addresses the guests). Hello, tell me what's going on here? For what reason did you gather?
Guests: Celebrating the New Year!
Fifth grandmother: Oh, so the holiday is planned here? Maybe then we’ll stay, otherwise it’s a long walk to Kashchei, and my back hurts, I may not be able to overcome this long journey.
All grandmothers, except for the second, answer in chorus: Come on, come on!
The first grandmother turns to the second: And you?
Second: What am I?
Third: Well, you are out of nowhere! You would fly to Laura and check your ears!
Second: My electric broom is out of order, so I can’t fly to the hospital!
First: Ty, I bought a Mercedes for myself a long time ago and drive it everywhere. So what? Are we staying for the New Year celebration?
Second: Of course! Let's show how we can rock?
The first one turns to the DJ: Come on, play us something?
The song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” is playing.
The grandmothers begin to make noise and become indignant.
Third Grandma: DJ, what did you play? Give us our favorite.
A song about grandmothers Yozhek plays, and the characters demonstrate a fiery dance, and then bow and leave.
New Year's skit “Turnip in a new way” - idea on video
The video below shows another version of the table scene with the fairy tale "Turnip" with jokes. This idea is perfect for a corporate party, which is attended by mature and elderly colleagues, as well as lovers who prefer quiet sit-down entertainment.
Funny short scenes for the New Year for adults
Short New Year's skits for adults are a great way to make New Year's Eve fun and add variety to the traditional feast. Moreover, the main advantage of short scenes from long thought-out scenarios is the possibility of improvisation and involvement of all those present in the fun. And below we will share ideas on how to cheer up guests with a funny short skit at a New Year's party in 1-5 minutes.
Scenario of a funny short scene “Rain for good luck” for the New Year
This scene is called “Rain for Happiness.” To carry it out, you need two opaque containers (for example, jugs, vases or pots). One container should be filled with water, and the other with confetti, and the leader should put the water container on the table next to him, and hide the jug of confetti so that it can be easily and quickly reached at the right time.
When the time comes for the scene, the presenter rises from his seat, makes a toast and tells that in countries with a humid climate there is a belief that rain on New Year's Eve is good luck and wealth. During his story, he must continually dip his hand into a jug of water so that the guests see the water. When everyone present is convinced that there is water in the jug, it must be discreetly replaced with a container of confetti.
At the end of his story, the host expresses regret that there is no rain outside, which means that everyone present will have to look for another way to become happy and rich in the coming 2019. But then he pretends to have an epiphany and loudly say “But by the way, this should replace the rain”, take a jug of confetti and splash its contents on the guests. Since everyone thinks that there is water in the jug, they will scatter from the table, and when they realize that it is raining confetti, they will laugh at the presenter's joke.
The idea for a very funny short New Year's skit "Italian for the New Year"
The idea and approximate script for the funny mini-sketch "Italian for the New Year" is shown in the video. At the New Year's party, you can conduct such a scene according to the script from the video, or you can come up with your own little script based on it, for example, "Chinese for the New Year."
Cool and funny New Year's scenes for corporate parties
Corporate parties are often no less interesting and fun than celebrating the New Year with family and friends. Hosts of corporate events, as a rule, think through the theme and scenario of the party in advance and look for cool New Year's scenes for the corporate party in which all guests can participate.
The company employees themselves, also on the eve of the New Year, can come up with and rehearse a skit with which they want to amuse their colleagues at a corporate party. Such skits will provide an opportunity not only to have great fun at the holiday, but also to get closer to colleagues and show one more side of yourself.
Video with funny scenes at corporate New Year's parties
On video from New Year's corporate events Russian companies you can learn interesting and cool ideas skits for the New Year. And we published a video with the coolest and funniest New Year's scenes for corporate parties below.
The funniest scenes for the New Year 2019 for a friendly, cheerful company
To choose the funniest scenes for the New Year 2019 for a cheerful company, you need to focus on the preferences of all guests. If most of those present have acting talents and the ability to improvise, you can come up with and act out scenes based on fairy tales and films, and if guests like to laugh, short joke scenes with making funny wishes would be a great idea.
Since 2019 will be the year of the Yellow Earth Pig, a scene based on the fairy tale “The Three Little Pigs” will be very relevant on New Year’s Eve. An example script for the scene is:
The king enters the stage.
The presenter says: once upon a time there was a king. He owned vast lands. He was powerful and strong, all his neighbors treated him with respect. And he had a beautiful daughter.
Enters the stage beautiful girl and performs a graceful dance.
(At this time the girl laughs loudly and loudly.)
Because of this, no one wanted to marry the princess. All the princes and princes avoided her, and the royal daughter really wanted to get married.
The daughter turns to the king: I will go, father, to seek my happiness!
The king blesses his daughter, who goes into the forest.
As soon as she enters the forest, three little pigs come out to meet her. (Each of them needs to come up with a name and an interesting story in advance. For example, the presenter can tell about one that he is a lover of acorns. It is better to choose a well-fed man for the role of this pig. The second pig can be a ladies' man and flirt with the queen. The third hero can be gay You can come up with other stories yourself depending on the audience gathered).
The king's daughter dances with each piglet in turn, but suddenly a gray wolf runs onto the stage. He scares the piglets.
The princess hides on the sidelines because she was afraid of the wolf.
But the piglets turned out to be brave. The three of them attack the wolf and playfully beat him.
The wolf begins to beg for mercy and asks to let him go, but the piglets continue their actions, while wailing about how much trouble the wolf will bring them.
And this is where the princess comes into play. She felt very sorry for the wolf, and she asked the piglets to stop. They retreat before her pleas.
The king's daughter comes up to him, begins to stroke him and helps him up. The princess falls in love with a wolf. They decide to get married. Of course, the three little pigs are also invited to this celebration.
In the video below you can see another idea for a very cool New Year's scene for adults. This scene is perfect for a group of close friends.
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