Option 1
A few preparations before the start of the celebration:
- it is necessary to purchase several not expensive souvenirs (as many as there will be guests + 4 ... 5 pieces additionally, just in case);
- needs to be prepared lottery tickets, they can be printed on a computer, on a lottery ticket depict a New Year's drawing, for example, a snowflake and the inscription Lottery ticket No. 0001. There should be as many numbers as there will be guests + a dozen more;
- it is necessary to make a piggy bank, for this you can take an ordinary metal coffee can with a plastic lid, make a slot in it for coins, stick a copy of a ruble bill or dollar and the inscription “Piggy bank” on the tape;
- warn everyone to be with a change, if the team is rich in money, then decide on the size of the contributions yourself;
- before entering the hall where the celebration of the New Year will take place, the host puts the “Piggy Bank”, and each incoming puts a few coins or banknotes into the jar and receives a lottery ticket, it is necessary to explain to everyone that this piggy bank with money will go to one of the guests at the end in the evening (it is better if the presenter writes down the number of the lottery ticket for himself on a piece of paper, who got it, this will come in handy later in the course of the evening);
- the contests given in the script can be replaced with others that you like more.
Leading:
Dear Colleagues! Let's open the champagne, pour it into glasses and listen to me for a while.
There are many wonderful holidays
Everyone comes in their turn.
But the best holiday in the world
Most the best holiday - New Year!
He comes on a snowy road
Having swirled snowflakes round dance.
The New Year fills the heart with mysterious and strict beauty!
Twelve strikes and my glass is raised.
And at this moment mysteriously ringing
My love is the fuse of all my deeds.
My first toast is for your flying voice,
For the magic of your calling eyes,
For all the moments I spent with you
For the joy of meeting that awaits us -
For the thirst that knows no quench!
(we drink and eat)
Leading:
Meeting the New Year is an amazing time, always exciting, always joyful, and these simple words"Happy New Year! With new happiness!" we pronounce it with a special feeling, because you can say them only once a year. And that “once a year” has finally arrived. And this opportunity to speak out and congratulate all of us is given to our "beloved leader" Pal Palych.
(a fiery, exciting speech is made, after which everyone has a long snack)
Leading:
Dear friends, colleagues, today we have an unusual evening, today is the evening of receiving congratulations, surprises and winnings. You all received a lottery ticket, the drawing of lottery tickets will begin immediately from the very beginning of the evening. But I have a few more lottery tickets that I offer to buy for everyone, the money from the sale of the ticket goes to the general "Piggy Bank". In addition, I want to announce to everyone that whoever does not wish to participate in any competitions, or will prompt other participants in the competition, the correct answers, or will behave too indecently during the evening, then he will be immediately punished with a fine, in the amount of (what install it yourself), which will immediately go to the common piggy bank.
The host starts selling lottery tickets, which may not be enough, in my experience, there are a lot of people who want it, especially if the price is reasonable. Immediately after the end of sales, the presenter continues to lead the evening:
Let the glasses clink, let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall knock on your window.
On this moonlit night, it’s impossible without smiles,
Pain and sorrow - away! Happy new year friends!
And now we will arrange a star shower of smiles in this hall. Now we will start the drawing of the "Merry New Year's Lottery". The following ticket numbers are announced as winners (here and below you need to know which ticket number someone has):
- let's say ticket numbers 0001, 0010, 0020, 0030 - these are all participants in the next competition;
- ticket number 0002 - wins the right to be called a judge of all today's competitions and competitions (he is awarded a carnival mask prize so that he will not be recognized when he judges);
- ticket number 0011 - wins the right to pronounce a New Year's toast after this competition, while he is given the opportunity to prepare for such a great honor for him - to congratulate everyone on the New Year! (he is awarded a prize, for example, a pocket calendar for the next year);
- bits No. 0003, 0021, 0031 (depending on the number of tables) - are appointed by the main managers of the tables at which they sit, it is their responsibility to ensure that the neighbors always have full glasses and plates, all of them and torches in their hands (all they are awarded prizes - sparklers);
- ticket No. 0004 is announced by the main disc jockey of the evening, his duty is to announce musical breaks and dances, and if necessary, for example, to monitor the music center;
- ticket number 0025 is announced by the chief banker, our piggy bank is handed over to him for temporary storage, and he is obliged to monitor the replenishment of the piggy bank.
Those who are dissatisfied or disagree with the announced winning ticket numbers are allowed only once, and only now, to exchange their tickets with other participants, in the future, ticket exchanges will be punished to the fullest extent of the law of the table, evening. The rest of the prizes will be announced later, keep your tickets until the end of the evening.
The first three participants of the competition are already known, they will now try to win the prize.
So, the CONTEST "Enchanted glass"
The host invites all participants in the competition to pour full glasses, and says: “I will now conjure these glasses. I can hold one or even two glasses at the same time in my hands, and as many as I like, and any of you will not be able to cope with this task, and will throw them or put them on the table, before I count to three! Moreover, the condition is that you must stand in one place, hold a glass and not leave your place.
Then the presenter "talks glasses" and gives them to the participants of the competition. Then the countdown begins: “One, two ... And I’ll tell you three tomorrow.” Naturally, no one will keep until tomorrow
The host continues:
Well, if you couldn’t hold it, then I hope you can drink something? Whoever had the ticket number 0011, I hope you are prepared to make a toast that you deserve the right to win.
(a toast is made and everyone drinks)
Leading:
Attention Armenian Radio says: “The broadcast for the deaf is over!”
Without promising good luck, I hope that the New Year
He will save us all from sorrows and unforeseen worries.
I still hope for Drugov, and I believe in it fervently,
What awaits us all now is something that has never happened before.
And we are waiting for the continuation of the "Merry New Year's Lottery". Whoever has ticket number 0004 - you won a prize. Come out here and try to take the prize, if you manage to take it, of course. (The game is as follows: A prize, for example, chocolate Santa Claus, an apple, a candy, is placed on the edge of the table and is closed with a paper cap, but it is possible without a cap., and the participant is given his back to the prize, he is blindfolded. Then he takes a few steps (let's say 5) turns around the axis, and goes for the prize and tries to take it.You can complicate the procedure for holding the competition and replace the prize with a glass of vodka, which he must take, moreover, someone must hold the glass on the roof so that the contestant does not drop it. continues until one of the participants of the following numbers of lottery tickets wins a prize.
The winner is given the floor.
Leading:
Dear friends, the evening continues. I ask for some attention! Let's continue with the lottery. Now we will find out the happiest participants of the next competition. We won tickets No. 0006, 0007, 0012, 0013, 0022, 0023. I propose to play a small game called “I AM THE MOST INTELLIGENT”
The facilitator attaches to each forehead or hair a piece of paper, the size of Matchbox using an ordinary paper clip. The name of an animal, insect or bird or fish is written on a piece of paper. Everyone can see what is written by others, but not by themselves. Players take turns asking each other questions and, based on the answer, they must guess who he is. Answers can only be "YES" or "NO". Hearing "YES", you can ask another question, hearing "NO" the word goes to another participant in the competition. The one who guessed correctly leaves the game and watches the rest. At the end of the game, the winner is declared - the one who guessed first. He is awarded a more substantial prize, the rest are consolation prizes.
The loser in punishment should congratulate everyone and make a toast.
Leading:
Dear colleagues, if alcohol suddenly runs out, we will stop respecting each other - it was a joke. I know my limits: if you fall, then enough is enough, and the degree of intoxication depends on the frequency of raising the glass and does not depend on the amplitude - this is also a joke. Well, enough jokes for now, let's move on to serious business, to the VECTORIN "OH LUCKY"
The essence of the game:
A question is asked and several answers to it, and only one is correct. Everyone starts to answer, the judge judges, Who named the correct answer to that the chief banker hands over a candy wrapper or candy, whoever collects more candy wrappers or sweets is the winner.
The answer to the questions "VALAAM'S ASS", or they are with *:
1. What is the name of a dish of whipped yolks with sugar?
V. Gogol - Mogol*
W. Herzen - Pertsen
B. Pushkin - Mushkin
R. Bryullov - Murlov
2. Who rode under the Christmas tree in the forest?
U. Wolf - click teeth
A. Bunny gray *
J. Santa Claus
L. sober forester
3. Andrey Cherkizov hosted the program on NTV:
D. Day of the snake
R. Year of the alligators
L. Hour of the bull*
M. Epoch of maggot
4. In what clothes did Shelenberg come to the service?
b. Dress uniform
H. field overalls
A. Civil suit*
Y. Home bathrobe
5. How does Lermontovskoe Borodino begin?
A. Tell me uncle *
S. Shut up, aunt
G. You have the floor Comrade Mauser
Y. Shut up y'all
6. What was the Englishman Francis Drake doing "part-time" when he made the second round-the-world trip in history?
M. Piracy*
C. Scientific experiments in the field of zoology
A. helping the natives
I. Testing new guns
7. What is "ZGO" id of the expression "no OGI is visible"?
B. Star in the sky
Z. Lonely tree
O. Ring on a horse arc *
N. Spark in the distance
8. Winston Chertill used to drink cognac on the day:
O. 75 grams
C. 150 grams
L. Half a liter
B. One liter*
9. The famous "Royal Kurgan" is located in the Crimea near the city:
A. Kerch*
I. Feodosia
Y. Bakhchisaray
E. Balaklava
10. What was Cheburashka made of, by his own admission?
N. From the bottle
O. Made of wood*
U. From fur
T. made of plastic
11. Is there only one toilet for ... (how many) rooms? (According to V. Vysotsky)
F. 28
I. 29
E. 39
S. 48*
12. The first nuclear bomb was called:
R. Fat Man
A. Dorothy
L. Kid*
W. Ann
13. Observation of village girls helped create a vaccine against smallpox:
P. vegetable growers
K. needlewomen
I. Milkmaids*
L. Pigs
14. The modern local name of this river is "El-Bahor". What about the generally accepted?
A. Amazon
I. Indus
C. Congo
C. Neil
15. Which of the stars of the scene replaced the "burning" surname with this cold pseudonym?
A. Alexander Ostuzhev * (there used to be a fire, and when they shouted “Fire on stage”, panic began among the audience)
N. Vera Cold
T. Tatiana Snezhnaya
M. Mikhail Zimin
(you can add your own questions, for example, such as 1. In what office does the head of the company sit? 2. What was the surname of such and such an employee before marriage? etc.)
After summing up the results, the winner is announced, he is given a small souvenir and given the floor. The host announces: “We will now check with what words our respected (May_ erudite) can please us. Pour him (her) intoxicating water and everyone else too.
7 GLASS
Leading:
Hear the music again sounded:
This is Friends dancing start!
Everywhere fun and joy sparkle
In the waltz, let each of you spin!
The floor is given to our "Disc jockey".
(The music manager wishes everyone a Happy New Year and invites you to take a break.)
BREAK
During the break, additional competitions are held.
8 GLASS
Leading:
Dear guests, I ask everyone to the table. Our treasurer, follow who did not sit down at the table, and also follow the replenishment of our “Piggy Bank:.
Dancing is a load on the legs, now let's work on the head and hands. It is necessary to replenish the expenses incurred by each of you during the break. While everyone is pouring into glasses, we will continue our lottery draw. So we won lottery tickets No. 0007, 0009, 0016. 0017, 0024, 0026, 0027, 0028. I will ask everyone to leave the table and come to me. Of the six participants, 4 are selected, two men and two women, the remaining are declared understudies, and help the referee judge the game. The game is called "WHERE TO INVEST MONEY AND WHERE TO GET MONEY".
The essence of the game:
The host prepares the props in advance, i.e. on paper of two colors, for example, white and blue, money is printed on a copier, for example, 10 ruble bills, in the amount of 20 pieces of each color (bills can be replaced with candy wrappers). The selected 4 players are placed in pairs. Women are given banknotes, each of a different color. They count them, both of them should have the same number. Their task is to open jars, not glass of course, and as many as possible. Men will serve as banks; their clothing - pockets, lapels, collars, underwear, etc. In each bank (let's say a pocket) you can put only one bill. Women must invest as many banknotes in their partner as possible within 1 minute, and one banknote in his place. The host starts the countdown: three, two, one, started, and the judge marks the time by the clock. After a minute, the game stops and it is calculated how many banknotes each woman has left in her hands. Game continues. The woman changes places. Within 1 minute they must find the hidden banknotes, i.e. search another partner. According to the results of the competition, the winner is announced, who is awarded the prize, the rest of the participants are also awarded prizes, but of lesser value.
Leading:
The word for congratulations is given to the best Banker.
Everyone drinks and eats
Leading:
I wish that Santa Claus brings you a bag of joy,
Another bag - with laughter, and let the third one - with success!
Put your sadness, your longing in a bag for him
Let him collect everything and take it away as soon as possible!
While Santa Claus takes away your longing and sadness, we will continue the lottery. Won another ticket number 0033. Now our winner will take part in the next contest and try to win a prize. The competition is called "THREE FVAZ"
The essence of the game:
The host announces: “If you can repeat three phrases after me, any, word for word, you will receive a prize! Ready? We started."
- the first phrase is "What a beautiful evening tonight." The player must repeat word for word.
- the second phrase = "You are just beautiful", while the leader does not behave confidently, and after the player pronounces this phrase, the leader happily spreads his arms and says: "So you lost!". This was the third phrase that the player had to repeat. Players most often make mistakes and ask what they did wrong and lose. The player is awarded a prize if he wins, or a consolation prize if he loses.
Leading:
The word for the solemn speech is presented to the lucky (or unfortunate loser),
Leading:
At the end of my program, I want to propose one more competition, everyone should take part in this competition. The competition is called "PINK", or "GREED"
The essence of the game:
A common piggy bank filled during the evening is taken. Everyone who believes that he is generous with his soul, likes to fantasize and wants to get rid of all debts on New Year's Eve (meaning money and other promises) should throw a coin from 1 kopeck or more into the piggy bank, no matter how much you feel sorry for.
A banker with a piggy bank goes around everyone and collects tribute. The host announces that this piggy bank will now be drawn, and it will go to the one who guesses how much money is in it. The winner will be the one who says the closest number to the amount in the piggy bank.
Each participant names approximately the amount that may be in the piggy bank. The judge writes down the named amounts on a piece of paper. The banker counts the contents of the piggy bank. The judge and host announce the winner, after a meeting and review of the figures named by the participants.
The host offers the winner a word for congratulations, and relieves himself of the duties of toastmaster. Then the evening continues according to an unplanned scenario with breaks for dancing until you drop.
Entertainment and feasts for the New Year, like money, do not happen much. A holiday with family, gatherings with friends, field trips and, of course, a New Year's corporate party 2017. It is advisable to choose a cool scenario, with comic numbers, jokes, funny contests and funny prizes, so that the team celebrates the New Year in a warm friendly atmosphere. For everyone to have fun, from the boss to the ordinary employee. By the way, it is quite possible to do without professional showmen and artists, to organize a New Year's corporate party on your own, the traditional idea is the eastern horoscope. We advise you to beat her in a humorous way, for example, like this ...
Cool scenario "Corporate casting"
Presenter:"Good evening, Dear Colleagues! Get comfortable, we're starting…”
At this time, an elegant man enters the door, in a suit, in a bright shirt, with a red bow tie or in a multi-colored neckerchief. And with a quick step goes to the leader.
Guest:"Wait a minute, gentlemen! I beg your pardon, a little late, traffic jams.
presenter(looks at him in bewilderment): “Who are you, actually?”
Guest(in a loud whisper): “The eastern symbol was ordered for the New Year, to congratulate the team? Get it and sign it." He takes out a bill of lading from his pocket and hands it to the girl.
presenter(looking the stranger up and down): "Yes, but we thought that..."
Guest: “A real bird will fly in, with luxurious plumage, a scarlet crest, a magnificent tail, and will read a solemn speech to you, I beg your pardon, crow. Roosters, you know, are not parrots, they don't know how to talk. Well, just like children, honestly! Addressing those present: “Let me introduce myself, Fire Rooster of the highest category, Pinyin, if in Chinese. Please love and respect".
Guest(host): “Let's continue the New Year's corporate party 2017, the scenario is cool, my performance, when does it provide? Let me work it out right now, congratulations to the audience!”
presenter: “Well, we just got together, we didn’t raise our glasses even once, we didn’t have time to try salads. We have a long New Year's corporate party, the program is extensive. Wait, I'll see when you leave.
Guest(hugging her partner by the shoulders): “Beautiful, sweet, good, I have no time to drink, have a snack, I have a busy schedule, until mid-January - a solid New Year's corporate party, where can I sit here. I sleep 4 hours a day and dream ... "
Presenter:"About what, if not a secret?"
Guest:“To find an assistant for yourself, a nimble or pretty, efficient assistant. Together we would have kept up everywhere, we would not have missed a single New Year's corporate party from the list. Idea! And let's arrange a casting, like in a movie or on television. I see there are many suitable candidates in the hall. Well, how? Do you agree? Don't be shy, it will be interesting."
Cool scenario: corporate party with funny tasks
Presenter:“Tempting offer. How are the tests going to be?
Guest:“In the form of simple contests. And so, the first test. The rooster is known to be a vociferous bird. Vocal abilities are not particularly important for her, the main thing is the strength of her voice, loudness. We stand up, straighten our shoulders, pick up our stomachs, stretch our necks. I pronounce the initial lines of the chant, and you in unison - the last phrase. Each participant tries to drown out opponents. Go!
Happy New Year's Eve,
The people come off.
We accompany the monkey
Meet the Fire Rooster! (together)
It's a pity to part with the Monkey,
But what can you do, it's time.
Today we are friends
Meet the Fire Rooster!
Our team, no matter where,
We are always for each other!
And together with the authorities
Meet the Fire Rooster!
Shouted from the heart
Look at your neighbor.
Smile - straight to the floor of the face!
Meet the Fire Rooster!
To that I will award victory,
Who will sing "ku-ka-re-ku"!
And a sweet prize - also to him.
Glory to the Fire Rooster!» 
Presenter:“Time to wet your throats! Fill your glasses! Cavaliers, take care of the ladies. (Turning to the guest) The rooster is so gallant.
Guest(showing off): “The next competition is announced, for men. Within 3 minutes, they must collect as many kisses as possible. Counting - by lipstick prints on a napkin. Is everyone ready? Reade set Go! (The theme song of Verka Serduchka sounds).
presenter: “I decided that incentive prizes (chocolate eggs) deserve all the participants, without exception. And the main award, a souvenir symbol of the year, will go to the most charming and attractive. Accountants, announce the results!”
Guest: “And in the New Year's corporate program, I included one more competition, very revealing, for quick wit. I need a smart partner. As they say, one head is good, but two is still better. Let's see which of you can guess tricky riddles.
Herself - sonorous, waist - thin,
Wide in the chest
And below - thin. (Glass)
Hey, who knows people?
Snowman, where will it come from? (Zimbabwe).
Nearly 40 million people are employed at night. (“Sit” on the Internet).
Big, red, with mustaches and hares. What is this? (Trolleybus).
What's on the lady's body
Do cunning - on the mind?
Observed in hockey
And on the chessboard. (Combination)
Guest(with admiration): “Guys, you surprised me, you have a ward. I confess, for the first time I got to a New Year's corporate party, where, despite the drunk, people think so soberly. Okay, brains stretched, now you can show yourself. Test number 1, for balance.
Participants are asked to stand on one leg. The winner is the one who managed to hold out longer than the others.
Guest: "Well done! They coped with the task perfectly, I present the winner with a gift personally (a lollipop in the form of a cockerel or lollipop). Test number 2, for dexterity.
In plastic cups, glassware will not work, it may break, champagne or another drink is poured. You need to drink it without resorting to the help of hands, they are hidden behind your back.
presenter: "Probably, it's time to decide who is good for you as a partner."
Guest: “What a wonderful New Year's corporate party 2017 turned out, the scenario is cool,
If you work in a company with a staff of five people or more, then most likely you will have a noisy corporate party before the New Year. Even if the director of the company saved money and did not organize a holiday for his employees, in this case, often the employees themselves are going to celebrate the main event of the year. And in order for the evening to be a success, and the feast to leave a good impression, you need to prepare for it.
So that the evening does not turn out to be boring, you need to make entertainment program, contests, sketches, invite Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden (or change clothes yourself).
We offer an exemplary corporate party with jokes.
For a corporate party with jokes for the New Year 2018, you will need:
- scenario;
- gifts for winners in competitions (chocolate, notebooks, pens, calendars, bottles of alcohol, symbols of the coming year - Dogs, etc.);
- colored paper or cardboard;
- paper clips;
- marker;
- scissors;
- elastic band, one and a half meters long;
- scotch;
- ribbons;
- 4 boiled eggs;
- two apples;
- leaflets with the names of dances and songs;
- attributes for dogs: food, collar, leash, etc.;
- chairs.
Leading events come out to those gathered in the banquet hall, you can turn on the music louder at this moment.
Father Frost:
Hello ladies and gentlemen! Today we have come to you to paint this evening with bright colors!
Snow Maiden:
Today, the smile will not leave your faces, because we have prepared an incredibly interesting program for you!
Father Frost:
Enough time to get drunk! After all, there is nothing to hide why we are gathered here today!
Snow Maiden:
Well, what are you saying, grandfather! And we gathered here to take our souls away, have fun from the heart and spend a hard year. Let's give the floor to our leader, who will sum up the outgoing year!
(the word is given to the head of the company - it sounds like the first toast).
Father Frost:
Thank you, dear (name and patronymic of the leader). For such words it is worth drinking a glass of champagne!
(guests fill glasses)
Snow Maiden:
Now, let's get straight to the competition. We have prepared the most interesting quizzes for you! Grandpa, start!
Father Frost:
Dear, what is the most important thing on the New Year's table?
(the audience tries to answer - the correct answer is: menu, food, snacks)
That's right, the menu. I’ll ask you to be smart: I will say the letter, and you will tell me the name of the dishes that begin with this letter. Whoever names the most dishes wins a prize!
(contest)
Snow Maiden:
What kind of economic girls we have, how many names of dishes they know!
Father Frost:
So knowing is one thing, they still need to be cooked! Let's raise our glasses so that our beauties remain wonderful housewives!
(raise glasses)
You can take small breaks between competitions, during which guests can drink, have a bite and chat a little. Hosts can also join the table. The main thing is not to delay with such pauses, otherwise the guests will get bored or get drunk quickly, and it is unlikely that they will be able to play.
Father Frost:
We decided on the menu, now we move on to drinks.
Snow Maiden:
Grandpa, there is champagne on the tables ...
Father Frost:
My dear child, champagne, it's just to warm up, as they say. For real men, you need something stronger! So, for those who want to drink something stronger, I propose to guess the riddle!
Riddles with jokes. Options are best written into the script right away. The one who gives the most correct answers wins a prize.
Riddles for corporate parties for the New Year 2018
- Quenches thirst alive.
Drink from a mug. This is (beer). - Burns the mouth and throat.
They drink from a glass. This is (vodka). - Delicate smell. Tasty but
My head hurts. (wine). - Cuties drink, bitches drink,
Adding ice and juice - (vermouth). - Replaces sleep and bromine.
It is drunk with cola, - this is - (rum). - Disperses gloom and spleen,
If it pours into the tonic (gin). - It smells like bedbugs - the most relish! -
French vintage (cognac). - Having adopted the manners of the lord,
We drink cold (champagne). - No medicine, no bed
Not cured (hangover).
Father Frost:
And now, I would like to give the floor to all those who have something to say and wish each other! Let's still remember!
(those who wish come out with congratulations, or raise a toast from their place at the table)
Snow Maiden:
I propose to play a game that our beautiful ladies will enjoy!
Dressing contest: those who wish are given scissors, ribbons, adhesive tape, marker, paper clips, cardboard or paper. From the proposed props, you need to come up with a dog costume and put it on yourself. The winner receives a prize. You can also choose "Miss Audience Choice", for which the majority of the guests of the evening will vote.
Father Frost:
Work hard, now you can drink and eat!
(guests raise their glasses, after which you can make a short musical pause)
Snow Maiden:
We ate, rested, and now I propose to strain the convolutions of the brain and solve a few more mysteries.
Riddles Examples
- What is it - small, white, flies and buzzes?
B. (Fly. Why B? Because blonde) - Why don't elephants fly? (by air)
- What dishes can not eat anything? (From empty)
- What is: green, bald and galloping? (Soldier at the disco)
- What should you do when you see a green man? (Cross the street)
- What can't be done in space? (hang yourself)
- How do day and night end? (soft sign)
- Small, gray like an elephant (Elephant)
- What is it: the power lies, and the water runs? (The deputy is given an enema)
- Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, he can't talk)
Since the riddles are all tricky, one of the presenters should help and answer. The point of these charades is not to guess who guesses, but to make the audience laugh.
Father Frost:
Something we have almost all drunk and eaten, but have not yet danced. Come on, let's shake off the fat that we have accumulated this year to enter the next one with a small waist!
Snow Maiden:
We offer a dance competition! Everyone can come to us in the center of the hall.
Pre-prepared cards with the name of the dance are pulled out by the participants of the competition one by one. Music can sound completely different, not even suitable for the type of dance that has fallen out. This is the essence of the competition: to dance a certain dance to any music. Men can also participate, it will even be more interesting. The winner is a prize.
Dance options:
- lezginka;
- striptease (light);
- polka;
- break;
- waltz (you can invite a partner);
- cancan;
- Boogie Woogie;
- tap dance.
You can add to the list with other types of dances.
Father Frost:
And let's find out which of us is the most flexible? I'm sure it is me!
Snow Maiden:
Grandpa, slow down! Just look at the men sitting at the table. How can you compete with them!
Father Frost:
And we will find out now!
A ribbon or elastic band is pulled between two chairs at the level of a person's belt. The point of the contest is to pass under the ribbon without touching it. You can't crawl, you can only bend forward or backward. Who touches the tape or falls - immediately leaves. The remaining participant wins.
After the competition, you can make a musical pause so as not to tire the guests and give them a little breath and relax.
Snow Maiden:
We found the most flexible, but who is the coolest of our team? Let's find out!
Boiled eggs will come in handy for the next competition. How many eggs - so many participants. Contest for men only! Eggs are laid out on a plate, participants are told that one egg is raw. Everyone must take an egg and break it on the head. Who gets the raw egg? No one, because he doesn't exist! But the contestants don't know that! Therefore, the tension will increase with each broken boiled egg! Based on the results of the competition, small gifts can be awarded to all outcast participants.
Snow Maiden:
These are the men we have! One is stronger than the other! Let's drink to the strong half of our wonderful team!
(raise glasses)
Snow Maiden:
Do you know how much work we did when we prepared this scenario for a corporate party? For a long time we came up with jokes and contests with jokes. And the smiles and laughter on your faces today are evidence that our labors were not in vain! We want the New Year 2018 to be as easy and happy for you as this evening!
Father Frost:
You won't praise yourself, no one will praise you! So, Snow Maiden? Did you hope so? Okay, ate, drank, now let's start the next game. No celebration is complete without it. fun competition. Only in advance I ask you not to push hard, not to fight, otherwise we will break the dishes - they will demand money from us!
Chairs are placed in a circle in the center of the hall. The number of chairs must be one less than the number of participants. Chairs are arranged in a circle, seat facing out. To the music, the guests begin to run around the chairs. As soon as the song ends (the DJ can hit the stop button at any time), the members quickly sit down on an empty chair. The person who did not get a seat is eliminated from the game and takes one chair with him. The winner is the one who manages to sit on the last chair.
Snow Maiden:
Grandpa, do you love me very much?
Father Frost:
You know, granddaughter, sometimes I love you, sometimes not so much.
Snow Maiden:
Will you kiss?
Father Frost:
What's the matter with you, my child, I'm your grandfather, not your betrothed!
Snow Maiden:
Then I announce a competition in which I will also participate, since you don’t want to kiss me!
Two teams will be needed for the next competition. Each team has 4-5 members. If so many are not typed, then you can assemble one team. The meaning of the game is for the guest to take an apple in his mouth (the fruit must be washed in advance) and pass it to the second participant, but not with his hands, but with his mouth. It turns out a kiss through an apple. The one who drops the apple is out. The couple or one person who doesn't drop the apple wins.
Do not forget that a successful corporate party should consist of costumed heroes, in our case, these are the leading Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Can do theme party and replace the costumes, for example, with the image of Jack Sparrow and his beautiful companion.
Since the upcoming New Year 2018 will be the year of the Dog, this moment should be taken into account in the script. A corporate party with jokes will be more fun if you come up with some interesting and funny facts about dogs, or a dog contest.
Dog Contest
The guests name as many dogs-characters of famous films and cartoons as possible. If the names of animals are difficult to remember, then you can only name the name of the movie or cartoon. The winners will receive dog gifts: bones, collar, leash, etc.
List of films and cartoons with dogs:
- Kitten Woof.
- Prostokvashino.
- Catdog.
- There lived a dog.
- 101 dalmatians.
- Visiting Barbos.
- White Bim Black Ear.
- Scooby-Doo.
- White Fang.
- Belka and Strelka.
- Chestnut.
- Dog in boots.
- Barboskins.
- Pluto.
- Puppy Patrol.
At the end of the corporate party, you can announce White dance. Or again give the floor to the leader. It is not necessary to follow all the points in the script for the New Year 2018. A festive dinner with jokes will perfectly decorate spontaneous jokes that may arise in a conversation with guests. You have to act according to the circumstances. Perhaps one of the guests will prepare their own contest, or the invitees will not show interest in quizzes.
No need to go too far and arrange one game after another. This is likely to quickly tire people who came to relax and unwind in the first place.
Anya Rudenko
The scenario of the New Year's corporate party in the preschool educational institution for employees
Scenario New Year's Corporate Party« Corporate - casting»
Everyone sits down at the tables and the party begins.
Cheerful music sounds and two presenters come out.
Vedas 1: Good evening, dear colleagues! We welcome you to our wonderful New Year's hall, and we hope that our evening will be a real holiday for everyone and will be remembered by you all year long!
Vedas 2: Good evening, dear friends! And our evening is really good, look at each other, how many kind and bright smiles, how much joy in the eyes, high spirits and, of course, the anticipation of a miracle that will certainly happen. How else, because today new Year's Eve when you can forget problems and sorrows and plunge into New Year's fairy tale.
Vedas 1: We all waited a whole year
When the new year comes to us,
Everyone is tired of work
We all want holidays.
Vedas 2: Already tortured reports,
The authorities need something from us,
I so want to wave my hand
And wave a glass of vodka!
Vedas 1: You colleagues do not bay
If you want a holiday
You will have a holiday now
Oh, tell me what time is it?
Vedas 2: The work day is almost over,
Six, you know, it's already o'clock,
We set the table "delicious" Very,
It would be time to sit down.
Vedas 1: You came to us today,
We will have fun with you
I wish all my friends
Smile and drink!
Vedas 2: The most important first toast,
Our leader will say
He brought us gifts
The most important leader!
Vedas 1: The floor is given to the head of our kindergarten Murzikova Lyudmila Pavlovna, let's greet her all together.
Solemn music sounds and the manager comes out.
Vedas 2: TOAST
Fill the container with reagent
And let's drink to corporate!
For a powerful team!
For the office gang!
For free parking!
For great dexterity!
Let the internet fly!
Let's drink a glass too!
So that the stapler is not naughty!
To keep the printer alive
Scanner, air conditioner, computer
Added comfort to us!
So that the boss knows for sure
I always got up from that foot!
Let the fly that bites
Flies past the boss
Guests pour glasses and have a snack.
Cheerful music is playing at this time, a chic woman enters the door - the director, who has just rested in the Maldives and quickly goes to the host.
woman director: "Wait a minute, gentlemen! I beg your pardon, I was a little late, traffic jams ".
Presenter1: (looks at him in disbelief): “Who are you, exactly?”
woman director (loud whisper): “Oriental symbol was ordered for the New Year, congratulations to the team? Get it and sign it." He takes out a bill of lading from his pocket and hands it to the girl.
presenter (looking the stranger up and down): “Yeah, but we thought…”
woman director: “A real bird will fly in, with luxurious plumage, a scarlet crest, a magnificent tail, and will read a solemn speech to you, I beg your pardon, crow. Roosters, you know, are not parrots, they don't know how to talk. Well, just like children, honestly! Turning to present: “Let me introduce myself, I am the director of the most famous movie. I came to you here today in order to choose the main character of my most famous Russian bestseller ___ Please love and favor.
Presenter 1: “Well, we just got together, we didn’t raise our glasses even once, we didn’t have time to try salads. We have a long New Years corporate party the program is extensive.
woman director: “Beautiful, sweet, good, I have no time to drink, have a snack, I have a busy schedule, until mid-January - continuous New Years corporate party where to sit here. I sleep 4 hours a day and dream ... "
Presenter 1: "About what, if not a secret?"
woman director: “Find an assistant for yourself, a nimble or pretty, efficient assistant. Together we would have ripened everywhere, not a single one was missed from the list New Years corporate party. Idea! And let's arrange a casting, like in a movie or on television. I see there are many suitable candidates in the hall. Well, how? Do you agree? Don't be shy, it will be interesting."
Presenter 1: “Tempting offer. How are the tests going to be?
woman director: “And the casting will take place as follows. Since this past year was the year of cinema for us, then the auditions for the main role of the film will take place in our hall. And I will look at our applicants and choose the most wonderful actress.”
Vedas 1: Well, dear director, we will help you with this, we will arrange a screen test on our site. So we start.
Vedas 2: Acting art is first of all the art of action. A real actor can show a whole performance without any improvised means. Our participants now also have to try to do it. I invite our participants to audition for the main role.
Groups No. 1,11,12 come out to perform.
woman director A: Yes, it was great. I think that I did the right thing by coming here, and here I will definitely choose the main character of my movie.
Vedas 1: toast
Let's drink to brilliant success
For a friendly and close-knit team,
So that we do not get nuts,
For a grand influx of money!
Over the weekend, minimum sick leave,
For the prospects for the coming year,
Let new everything will be unusual,
And with each miracle, let it happen!
Vedas 2: Well, while you drink and eat, let's open our New Year's lottery.
Vedas 1: Every real artist should be able to dance, and dance in different styles. He must quickly and skillfully respond to the sounding music and skillfully rebuild depending on the soundtrack. I invite the following participants to our screen tests.
Groups No. 2,3,4 come out to perform.
Vedas 2: It can be difficult to play emotions, especially when our participants need to do it for a screen test, everyone is worried, the voice is trembling, but a real actor needs to be able to do this too. I invite the following participants to our screen tests.
Groups No. 10,8,9 come out to perform.
Vedas 1: Dear, our director, our members are tired, let's sit down and rest a bit, and you still think about who is better suited not for the main role of your film.
Vedas 2: Well, we continue our holiday despite our participation in screen tests, for the fight for the main role. As the famous said, but unfortunately
The untimely departed showman Roman Trachtenberg: "My life is boring until the first hundred grams appear in it!". And as Nikita Mikhalkov said in the famous film "Station for Two". "One hundred grams is not a stop-cock, pull it - you won't stop!". So let's keep pushing….
(who considers it necessary how much! Everyone has their own norm) so that no one and nothing could stop us on this festive evening.
Vedas 1: Well, while you are having a snack, I suggest you play a few more lottery tickets.
Lottery draw, 5 numbers in total.
Vedas 2: Well, I think everyone has sat too long in their places, it's time to get up and move a little. I also propose to show our skills to participate in screen tests. And now you will see a real performance with very talented actors in the lead roles. But for this I need your help. I need 9 assistants. Come here. So well done, great. Here you will be our actors. Now you yourself and everyone who is here will see what wonderful artists you are.
Roles are distributed (or just assigned and memorized or cards are given out): Characters: Snow Maiden, Stranger, Rooster, Crow, Helicopter, Forest (at least 3 people - Trees).
Presenter 1: The plot of our production is very simple. Our artists need to get into the image of their heroes and portray all their actions as best as possible. The best actor will receive a prize. So, artists, are you ready? Viewers, please applause. Artists, take a bow. Started!
Christmas story(action movie)
Noisy bamboo FOREST. Trees swayed from side to side and creaked ominously. It was dark and scary in the FOREST. Breaking the branches and crushing the grass, an important ROOSTER slowly came out of the FOREST. He was hungry and therefore crowed very strongly. Frightened, the CROW flew from TREE to TREE and croaked indignantly. The COCK looked around, angrily shook his tail and hid UNDER THE TREE. Suddenly, the sound of a flying HELICOPTER burst into the lunar silence. A STRANGER and a SNOW MAIDEN flew on it. The HELICOPTER's engine roared louder and louder, its propeller spinning wildly. Looking for a place to land, the HELICOPTER began to descend and landed in a clearing. Bamboo FOREST rustled around. A STRANGER and a SNOW MAIDEN came out of the HELICOPTER. THE STRANGER wiped his forehead, the SNOW MAIDEN clapped her hands and said "Hooray!". Suddenly the SNOW MAIDEN saw an important COCK under the TREE and screamed "Oh oh oh!". The COCK looked at the intruders with hungry eyes, licked his lips and crowed loudly. SNOW MAIDEN quickly and deftly climbed a nearby TREE. THE STRANGER was left alone with the COCK. Again, frightened, a CROW flew from TREE to TREE and croaked indignantly. The COCK slowly approached the STRANGER. Both prepared for the fight. Standing upright, the STRANGER lunged with his foot and shouted loudly "Kiya!". The COCK crowed even louder than before, continuing to approach the STRANGER. THE STRANGER winked at the frightened SNOW MAIDEN sitting on the TREE, quickly changed his stance and shouted again "Kiya!". But the COCK boldly walked forward. And then the STRANGER, without fear, rushed at the ROOSTER and laid him on the shoulder blades with a series of well-aimed blows. SNOW MAIDEN screamed "Hooray!". The CROW croaked in surprise and fell off the TREE. The COCK crowed again, but this time plaintively. THE STRANGER put the COCK in the cage. The COCK doomedly looked at the STRANGER and obediently sat down in the cage. SNOW MAIDEN once again screamed "Hooray!" and descended from the TREE. THE STRANGER took the SNOW MAIDEN by the hand, handed her the cage with the COCK, and they all went to celebrate the New Year. Following them, the bamboo FOREST rustled with delight, and the CROW croaked in surprise.
Vedas 2: Well, it's not a sin to drink for such a performance.
Raise a toast to the New Year
Let the toast be extremely simple,
For happiness, friendship, laughter,
In all matters, great success,
For sensitivity, tenderness, kindness
Family life warmth!
To the cheerful music of BABA-YAGI, BABA-YAGA herself flies into the hall and screaming:
Baba Yaga: Did you recognize Grandma Yozhka?
Why didn't they call me?
Well, tea is also a person,
Even though I'm already a century old.
And even though I'm old, I know
I'm such an entertainer.
I will dance for you now
Amazing dance.
you help a little
Clap and dance yourself.
Baba Yaga performs a dance.
Vedas 1: TOAST
Friends let's raise a glass
sparkling wine
For life to be love
And full of joy!
For the fact that the pocket was full
Not small banknotes
And to fulfill all the dreams
Coming New Year!
Vedas 2: Well, now let's get back to our New Year's lotteries and give away a few more tickets.
Lottery draw, 5 numbers in total.
Vedas 1: Well, now let's remember our oldest cinema, the films that we watch in holidays, films that brought up our parents, and you and I, films that gave us a lot of joy, fun and life experience. Let's do a little quiz.
The main character of Leonid Gaidai's films? (Shurik)
Name the film director "Relatives", "Siberian barber", "Burnt by the Sun". (Nikita Mikhalkov).
Name a film about the legacy of a Russian grandmother. ( "The Incredible Adventures of Italians in Russia")
What are the nicknames of the Gaidai Trinity? (Coward, Dunce and Experienced).
What does Shurik collect in "Prisoner of the Caucasus?" (Toast)
Leave me, old woman, I'm sad!
Can you tell me how many degrees are below zero now?
Do not teach me how to live, better help financially!
- I have two children: boy i. also a boy.
Who bought a pack of tickets - he will receive a water pump.
Yesterday a friend from the village arrived, We spent the night in the house of a collective farmer ... I did not have time to change clothes (Most charming and attractive).
You are under arrest! Do you have a pistol? Then they are detained. (Peculiarities of the National Hunt).
Vedas 2: And let's all stand together in a round dance and sing our very christmas tree song.
Everyone sits at the tables.
Vedas 1: You know, dear director, and we have another very interesting person for you, she will bewitch you, and tell the whole truth, and at the same time she will participate in our competition. She will definitely win this place and this role. Well, are you ready to watch another performance.
The gypsy comes out and starts her show:
I was at the station
And all the drivers wondered.
And I wondered to all passers-by
But no award!
And that's why I came to you.
Will you gild my hand?
Okay, okay, don't rush
Check out my work first.
Give your hand, my dear,
I'll tell you the whole truth!
Waiting for a promotion at work for you,
But here everything depends only on you.
If you work well
So you deserve a promotion!
And I won't take your hand
I will guess by your eyes.
Now I'll look into your eyes
And I'll tell you the whole truth.
I see your eyes don't lie
Big adventures are waiting for you.
Many trials await you
But you can handle them with a bang!
But your aura is very simple,
After all, you are beautiful and gentle!
You will surely find your prince,
And you will live your life happily with him.
And you have such a line of fate,
That there is no end in sight.
So you will live long
And for such information, gild my pen!
And you have a figure though where!
And you should be the captain of the ship
But you're a secretary, and that's destiny.
Well, you know, not such a bad fate!
And I see you, the boss is here.
Let's see what you have.
And you have one feature.
I don't know if she's good or bad.
Do you like to manage people?
You can't take that away from you.
And if you manage well,
Then in life you will have everything!
So I told you, I have to go.
Just gild my pen first.
Who cares how much, let's
And forever let's say goodbye!
Vedas 2: TOAST
For luck and for the ladies
I offer five grams!
Happy New Year!
Lottery draw, 5 numbers in total.
Vedas 1: (the director cannot make a choice in any way and then the presenter offers him the last performance) you know, we have one very beautiful princess in our treasury, who is quite suitable for you to play the role of the main character. So we invite our princess to audition.
The princess enters the hall and sings a song. Fidaliya Fanisovna sings a song.
After the performance of the song, the director makes a choice in favor of the princess and congratulates everyone on the new year and leaves the hall together.
woman director: TOAST
I wish happiness
And love came to your house!
Well, there was a lot of money
Like snowflakes outside the window!
I propose to start intoxication
To set the mood!
Everyone sees off the director and his candidacy for the main role.
HOST 2:Friends! It seems to me that our holiday is clearly missing someone! Whom….?
That's right, of course, Santa Claus!
So let's call him in the old, ancient but most Reliable Way!
We call D. Moroz:
HOST 1:
New Year's welcome guest
Well, of course (in chorus! - Santa Claus)
In the new year of gifts, who brought us-?
Father Frost! (in chorus)
Who draws a pattern of roses on the window?
Father Frost! (in chorus)
Chill hands, cold nose, where are you, where are you?
Father Frost! (in chorus)
FATHER FROST!
FATHER FROST!
FATHER FROST!
The screen saver sounds - Santa Claus's exit (Crunch of steps in the snow and screen saver "Thank God you've come!")
Father Frost (Reads sadly)
Hello everyone and good evening!
How everyone was waiting for this meeting
I walked through dark forests
To get to meet you
I came from a good fairy tale
Let's start the games, dancing
Let's get together in a round dance
Let's celebrate the New Year together!
HOST 2:
Hello grandfather, but what is the matter with you, you are not like that!
Why are you barely crawling? Do you carry a lot of gifts?
FATHER FROST
Yes, no, my bag is empty,
From melancholy I became sick!
The snow maiden changed me
To Santa Claus screwed!
She doesn't need me in a crisis
Oh, how sick my friends are!
HOST 1:
Grandpa, listen, don't be sad!
There are many ladies here - look!
There are few beauties in the world,
especially in moonlight?
You will knock on your wonderful staff!
Now there will be a swarm of beauties!
Like butterflies to the light
they will fly to the road, grandfather!
No! So it doesn't fit!
Friends! Something must be done!
We need to cheer up our Santa Claus somehow!
Vedas 2: Well, Grandfather Frost, do not be sad that your Snow Maiden ran away from you, we have a whole parade for you Snow Maidens.
Snow Maidens enter the hall and dance a dance.
HOST 1:
Oh, how beautifully our Snow Maidens dance! Compliments from me
And applause from you!
And now, friends, we all sit down at the tables
We continue our holiday, please fill your glasses
And "Let's skip a hundred grams"!
HOST 2:
And you, grandfather, also sit down at the tables
Scolding, for sugar dishes, for honey drinks!
Now we will make you happy!
Friends let's raise a glass
sparkling wine
For life to be love
And full of joy!
For the fact that the pocket was full
Not small banknotes
And to fulfill all the dreams
Coming New Year!
Vedas 1: Well, we'll have a little rest and play the following numbers of lottery tickets.
Lottery draw, 5 numbers in total.
Vedas 2: Let's play (the host has questions, and the guests are given answers. Then the host reads the question, and the guests answer with their chosen answers)
Drinking song.
Residual lottery draw.
Father Frost: Dear guests, I have gifts for you, these are new year letters , but first I will make riddles for you, and whoever guesses, he will receive his letters.
Riddle options:
1. Folk drink of all time,
Passed through copper pipes
Often cooked on the stove
Well, you name him.
(moonshine)
2. Burns the mouth and throat,
But at the same time they drink together,
Usually served in glasses
But they also drink from glasses.
(vodka)
3. Delicate fragrance, what a bouquet,
Beautiful color and astringency, sweetness,
It has been in barrels for many years,
Well, have you already guessed?
(wine)
4. Sometimes ladies drink a drink,
Adding juice and ice
And in the composition like grass,
Hits in the head sometimes.
(vermouth)
5. Quenches thirst, gives a belly,
Goes well with fish
Everyone understands perfectly
Malt will be included
(beer)
7. They often drink it with cola,
They also pour it into barrels,
The most important for pirates,
It is sometimes rich.
(rum)
8. Goes great with tonic,
The taste is sometimes unusual,
Drink with lemon and ice
No friends, I'm not talking about rum
(gin)
9. Rich flavor and color,
And we don’t have him dearer,
It plays so easily in a glass
And the stars always shine
(cognac)
10. Bubbles and gaziki,
They play in a glass
We are like aristocrats
Well, who's to guess
(champagne)
Distribution of Santa Claus Mail.
Drinking song.
Father Frost:
It's time for us to part
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart,
Happy Year of the Bird - Rooster!
Snow Maiden:
Finally, you need to drink
To consolidate the desire
For the Rooster to bring good luck
For us to live well!
Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden leave.
Presenter 1:
Our holiday is coming to an end
We will say goodbye
But, literally a year later,
I promise to meet again!
Lead 2:
Don't be sad, don't be sad
Have a wonderful life
Celebrate the holiday for a long time
Let the year be bright!
Drinking songs and dances.
A distinctive feature of any team is the love for joint leisure, fun, corporate parties. The celebration of the New 2017 Year of the Fire Rooster is no exception. On this wonderful and full of magic night, employees transform beyond recognition, take off all masks (and sometimes put them on) and relax together with glasses of sparkling wine in their hands and spicy contests in their heads. True, for a successful corporate party, a delicious buffet and active competitions are not enough. All elements of the celebration must be carefully selected and well organized:
- It is necessary to deliberately choose a leader - an active and creative person, the "soul of the company";
- It is important to correctly compile a list of entertainment numbers. Scenes for a corporate party for the New Year can be short and funny or long performed by employees by role;
- For each performance and participant, it is better to prepare a role, image, inventory in advance;
- Any staged episodes for adults should be diluted with interactive funny scenes with jokes for a New Year's corporate party at work;
However, during a fun collective celebration, you should not strictly follow a clear scenario for educators (teachers, doctors, office workers). It is better to adjust it in the course of the event, taking into account the level of passion and the mood of each participant in the corporate party.
Original sketches for a corporate party for the New 2017 Year of the Rooster
At family holidays and New Year's parties, all sorts of acting etudes and impromptu games with funny props and short remarks are held with great success. Literally at any celebration with any composition of guests, you can organize skits or fairy tales with instant dressing or without it at all. Some of them are designed for a large number of characters, others - for 3-4 people. Some of the original scenes for a corporate party for the New Year of the Rooster 2017 are suitable exclusively for adults, the rest can be carried out even in a mixed company with teenagers and children. When compiling a script for the New Year's holiday, it is worth deciding in advance which ones are suitable for guests.
New scenes for the New Year corporate party 2017 at work in the office
Why are short funny scenes good for a New Year's corporate party at work? First, they require a minimum of props. Secondly, they provide an opportunity to quickly stir up and cheer the audience. But even for such simple entertainment, you need to properly prepare:
- Make a sign with the name of the character for each role;
- Select the number of participants corresponding to the number of roles;
- Explain to the guests who, what and when should speak;
- Distribute their text to the “actors” in advance;
So, with minimal preparation, you can play the funniest at the New Year's corporate party new scene"Dialogue of the organism on January 1".
Scene "Dialogue of the organism on January 1"
Characters: Brain, Arms, Legs, Liver, Eyes, Stomach, Bladder, Lungs, Tongue, Conscience, Memory
Scenario
Presenter (behind the scenes): The next morning, after a stormy New Year's feast, Brains slowly wakes up. The eyes come on first.
Brains: Oh, how bad! Come on, open your eyes!
Eyes (displeased): Well, they opened. Did it get easier?
Liver (with horror): Mommy, where am I?
Brains: Where, where! In place, yet... Don't worry, you'll be cut out soon.
Eyes (not appeased): What happened yesterday? How much did we pour?
Memory: How should I know. You knocked me out on the fourth toast.
Legs (angrily): Yeah, you'll get over it. For the sake of you dragged to such a distance.
Brains (gathering): So, legs, I give the command. We quickly packed up, got up, and left. 8:00 a.m. time to work!
Conscience (timidly): Guys, can you at least wash yourself?
Stomach (irritated): Don't you want to punch me in the face? Where were you yesterday? Because of you, they poured 2 liters into me!
Conscience (mournfully): And who poured?
Legs: Arms, of course. See how it beats!
Ruki (furiously): You bastards. We still have to work today, and you are kidding me.
Brains: Legs, what's not clear?! We get dressed for work.
Bladder (mournfully): Legs, dear, go to the toilet. I'm not rubber.
Memory (rejoiced): Oh, I remembered. Yesterday was New Year 2017. The language still carried nonsense all evening.
Tongue (defensively): Oh, don't la-la. I made beautiful toasts.
Lungs (weak): Guys, we would like, heh, haze. Whether…
Language (with a sneer): Run away. In the mouth, as if a squadron of hussars had spent the night.
Liver (hopefully): And kefir? Maybe even a glass of yogurt?
Ruki: Shut up, fool. What kefir. We need 100 grams, we refuse to work net!
Brains (wearily): How tired of you all. Legs, drag the whole body to the table. There's still half a bottle left. Hands, pour!
The funniest scenes for a corporate party for the New Year 2017
Against the background of other types of corporate holiday entertainment, funny scenes for the New Year 2017 stand out especially favorably. They allow colleagues to get to know each other even better, to find mutual language, have fun and show communicative talents in front of the authorities. Of course, the scene below can be carried out in any cheerful company adults, but it seems especially suitable for New Year's Eve!
Scene "New Year"
Remarks of the heroes-participants:
- Santa Claus - Why don't you drink?
- New Year - Well, you give!
- Snow Maiden - Both-on!
- Goblin - Well, good luck!
- Old lady - Well, never mind!
- Waitress - Where are the empty plates?
- Guests - Happy New Year!
The host reads the text, the characters respond at the right time:
On New Year's Eve
People have a tradition of celebrating
People don't care a damn crisis, adversity
Satisfied shout loudly: Happy New Year!
And here we have the New Year
He seems to have just been born
Looks at people: at uncles and aunts
And wondering out loud... Well, you give!
And uncles and aunts dressed fashionably
In joy, they shout loudly: ... Happy New Year!
Congratulate rushed (everywhere sticks his nose)
Who is tired of matinees?
Father Frost!
He says barely coherently: ... Why don't you drink?
In response to the New Year: ... Well, you give!
And what's outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,
They don't care, they scream... Happy New Year!
And the grandfather is already snoring: ... Why don't you drink?
In response to the New Year: ... Well, you give!
And people again, without delay and immediately
Louder and louder shouting: ... Happy New Year!
And again the Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,
Tastes, admiring himself: ... Both on!
Frost groans everything: ... Why don't you drink?
Behind him is the new year: ... Well, you give!
Two frisky grannies, two yaga women,
As if you got up on the right foot
They coo under a glass so, without harm to themselves,
And out loud they are indignant: ... Well, never mind!
Snow Maiden of passion, full of desire,
With temptation and languidly repeats: ... Both on!
Frost yells... Why don't you drink?
And after the New Year: ... Well, you give!
Everything goes its own way, goes its own way,
And the guests again all shout: ... Happy New Year!
A separate fragment, but bright and brief
The waitress contributed.
She threw arrows on food,
She asked: ... Where are the empty plates?
Yaguska, forgetting about everything, go home,
They sit, indignant: ... Well, never mind!
The Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,
Laughing, whispering with delight: ... Both on!
And the grandfather is already screaming: ... Why don't you drink?
Behind him is the New Year: ... Well, you give!
And the guests, feeling the freedom of thought
They chant together again: ... Happy New Year!
The waitress, having sipped the burners,
She asked: ... Where are the empty plates?
Grannies, one more zakolbasiv
They shout for a couple: ... Well, never mind!
The Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine
And again she exclaimed aloud: … Both on!
And Santa Claus drinks
Screaming that there is urine: … Why don't you drink?
And drinks the New Year: ... Well, you give!
And Goblin, he has been jumping with a glass for a long time
He called with inspiration: ... Well, good luck!
And glasses, as if filled with honey
And they all drink to the bottom and shout: ... Happy New Year!
Sketches with jokes for a corporate party for the New 2017 Year of the Rooster
When noisy new year's eve the guests have already eaten and danced, it's time for exciting contests and funny scenes with jokes. These include a humorous astrological forecast. Such a scene for a corporate party for the New Year 2017 will not only amuse all employees, but also allow you to look into the near future. Albeit unrealistic, humorous and cool.
Scene "Astrological forecast for the New Year 2017"
guests at the table. The host reads the predictions for each sign. Those whose sign is read out rise from the table and listen while standing. The country must know the heroes by sight.
Funny scenes for high school students for the New Year of the Bird 2017
High school students in the preparation of the New Year's concert are trying to show creativity and creativity as much as possible. Not yet adults, but no longer children, they are trying to joke fervently and pick up the funniest numbers. For example, provocative games with elements of jokes and funny scenes, alterations of popular fairy tales. One of these has always been, is and will be "Turnip". A simple plot and a sufficient number of characters allow the tale to be adapted to specific events and certain characters. Use funny scene"Turnip on new way"for a concert of high school students for the New Year 2017. Have fun yourself and make the guests laugh.
Scene "Turnip in a new way"
Characters and lines:
- Turnip - Both-na
- Mouse - Lord, there is no market
- Grandfather - That's it
- Cat - no problem
- Baba - Nahal
- Bug - I'm not away
- Granddaughter - I just won’t give you
The host reads the text, the actors act:
Grandfather planted a turnip
Poured with fertilizer
The sun began to bake
The turnip began to grow
That's how she grew up
And said Both on
Grandfather bit the bit
And thought Here's the deal
Grandpa called grandma here
Grandma shouted impudent
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