The musical scene is based on pantomime and skillful playing of the accompanying music. This is a variant of the scene when the music replaces the words.
First, there are two chairs on the stage, and to the music from the repertoire of Verka Serduchka "Dolce Gabanna", a young lady appears, well, like a young lady - a guy in an eccentric red wig, in a sundress and with a bucket of popcorn. He sits down on one chair, and on the second he puts a bucket and sits in anticipation of a gentleman.
To Seryoga's song "Gansta Rap", a gentleman appears, who bypasses his companion and sits down in the place where the popcorn stood. Then he hugs her and while they are having mercy, the song “What do you want?” Turns on. Thus, the dialogue is played out. And when, logically, the moment comes when you need to answer the guy, the song “I like ...” by the Degrees group plays.
But their conversation is interrupted by a company of three "bad" guys to the song from the movie "Operation Y" "Don't wait for me mom" performed by Yuri Nikulin. The bravest of them forces the gentleman out of the place and he runs away. The daredevil begins to hug the young lady to the song "Plague Spring" by Potap and Nastya Kamensky, his comrades at this moment rejoice at his life victory by dancing in a typical male style.
Their jubilation is interrupted by the returning gentleman with a stick to the song "She's not yours" performed by Grigory Leps and Stas Piekha. The fight continues, the comrades of the “bad” guy throw their fists at the gentleman, but the gentleman is worried about the showdown with the opponent. A young lady intervenes in their brawl to the song from the cartoon "The Bremen Town Musicians" "I don't want to." "Her" actions put an end to the showdown - to whom "she" will give her preference.
The young lady tears off her wig and disperses all the assembled applicants for the title of gentleman.
The first gentleman, frightened, runs away, and the company of "bad" guys is dumbfounded watching what is happening. The scene ends with a general dance to Mitya Fomin's song "Everything will be fine."
All kids love music entertainment! We bring to your attention for fun children's holiday.
Musical scene fairy tale
Presenter: Tili-bom, tili-bom, the album is opening!
Here it opens, the fairy tale begins!
What fairy tale? (Children answer: Ryaba chicken!)
Round dance "Have fun, kids" (2 verses)
Presenter: The artists are getting dressed, the fairy tale begins!
(put on grandfather-beard, hat; woman-shawl, apron)
Baba: Once upon a time there was a grandfather
Grandfather: At lunchtime, it turned a hundred years old! ... Yes, a woman is grandfather's joy!
Baba: (coquettishly) Grandfather's joy! ... We lived a lot of fun!
Grandfather: Yes! Lived a lot of fun! (takes a balalaika) They loved to sing songs!
Baba sings: Everything about the chicken, about Ryaba, we know the fairy tale from an early age,
Grandfather sings: In a fairy tale lived, except for Baba - a mouse, a cat and an old grandfather!
Together: And we still had a beautiful chicken
She lived with the chicken guys in the yard! (name) Hen-Ryabushechka!
The song "Ribushka Hen"
Baba: Where are your chickens? Yes, here they are! Chick-chick-chick ... dance "Hen with chickens"
Baba: Don't run, chickens, around the yard,
Do not look, you, grains at the fence,
The cat climbs up to the fence,
Chickens are going to be beaten! Come all to me!
(chickens gather around grandma)
A cat child comes out, moving with soft paws, sits on a bench near the house
"washes mustache, ears, chest"
Grandfather with a woman and children sing: Here is our Vaska, gray, with a fluffy, white tail.
He sits, washes, wipes himself with his paw!
Cat: Mur-mur-mur! I'll scare the chickens! Sh-sh-sh! (shows claws)
Grandfather: But don’t scare the chickens, they began to flap their wings!
Dance "Go away, cat!"
Cat: Meow! (runs away)
Baba: And here comes our cockerel, a golden comb (a cockerel comes out)
Cockerel: And I'm a strict cockerel, a golden comb.
I will catch up with you and drive you into the chicken coop!
I'll stomp my spurs, I'll flap my wings! Ku-ka-re-ku!
(stomps on the chickens, they run away, sit on the chairs.)
Grandfather: Oh, Baba, look, our chicken laid an egg!
Baba: Yes, not simple, but golden! (grandfather and woman examine the testicle).
Grandfather (commenting on the action of the woman): Baba beat-beat, but did not break!
Baba: Grandfather beat-beat, but did not break! (hit with a hammer)
Grandfather: Maybe something stronger? Let's go and see something in the house.
(go to the house with the chicken)
Grandfather: (peeping out) Mice lived in the house, oh, they were pranksters!
Mice scene
Mouse: Admire, friends, I will show you the dance!
Mouse dance scene (at the end of the dance, drops an egg, screeching, runs away)
Grandfather and grandmother go out with a chicken
Baba (clasping his hands): Look, Grandfather! The egg has broken!
Grandfather: (hands clasping his cheeks): Oh-ho-ho ...
Hen: Don't cry, grandfather, don't cry, woman, I'll lay you an egg, not a golden one, but a simple one!
song of the hen
Baba: Will, grandfather, grieve, let's go better dance!
Grandfather: Why have fun together, let's all call!
Round dance "Have fun, kids!" (3rd verse)
At the end of the round dance, the woman takes out a basket of Kinder Surprise eggs from the house
Baba: Look how many eggs our chicken has laid! Yes, not simple, but chocolate!
treat
Grandfather: And now, as they say ... this is the end of the fairy tale ...
It's time for us to say goodbye to you ... Everyone who is with us is well done!
Baba: We part as friends, we were glad to meet you!
Musical scene for the New Year's party
Presenter: Children, mothers, fathers! Congratulations on the New Year's Eve!
Under New Year, as in a fairy tale, full of miracles - full!
Guys! All come here! Take a look out the window!
(draws the children's attention to the walking Santa Claus, who can be seen through the window)
Host: Look! Look! Who is coming to us? (children answer)
We need to invite Grandpa to celebrate the New Year with us!
Let's call him together: “Come to us, Grandfather! We are waiting!" (children repeat)
Santa Claus enters the group, greets the children, calling them by name.
Santa Claus: How smart you are! (looks at the children's costumes, praises them.)
Happy New Year, may the fun come to you!
I wish happiness and joy to all the children and guests!
And who will show me where the tree is?
Children lead Santa Claus to the hall to the Christmas tree.
Santa Claus: Oh! Here is the tree! Good! We must say hello to her!
Hello, hello, fir-tree!
Presenter: I want the guys to see the toys,
Your whole outfit is festive, from top to bottom!
See how the beads on the Christmas tree shine!
And her needles shine from the beads! (children look at the tree)
The host invites the children to tell the poem to the Christmas tree, Santa Claus praises the children.
Santa Claus: Come on, Christmas tree, light up you soon with lights,
I invite guests to have fun with us! (thumps staff on the floor)
What's happened? (anxiously runs around the Christmas tree) I don’t understand anything.
The Christmas tree does not want to light up! Come on guys, clap your hands! (blinked)
The lights on the tree do not light up. Probably, moms and dads clapped badly!
And now we all together, together, loudly clap our hands!
On the Christmas tree, to the music (optional), multi-colored lights are lit.
Santa Claus: Let there be laughter, fun, dancing, because we are celebrating the New Year!
And so that everything is like in a fairy tale, friends, we will start a round dance!
New Year's round dance (optional)
The soundtrack of a blizzard sounds, Santa Claus listens to the howls of a blizzard
Santa Claus: Oh, trouble, trouble, trouble! The blizzard brought us news,
That in the far north the bear cub fell ill.
He did not listen to his mother, he ate a lot of snow!
Presenter: Grandfather Frost, and we know this bear cub! Guys, what's his name?
Right! Umka!
Umka needs to be rescued! Let's go visit him!
The path is not short, so we will go on a sled, and to make it more fun, we will take
Bells!
(hands out bells, children can sit on their parents’ knees “in a sledge”)
Santa Claus: Ready? (Yes!) Well, then let's go!
To the soundtrack of the melody of the song "White Path" by V. Renev, children ring bells,
Santa Claus says in a recitative:
The sledges themselves are running, the snow is spreading. And the bells sing loudly in the cold!
We go, we go through snowdrifts, along snow-covered roads ...
The sleigh drove into a snowdrift - OP! The sleigh rolled down - WOW! HOLD ON!
The sledges themselves are flying and the bells are ringing!
(at the end of the music) Here we are!
You will return the bells to me ... Quietly, quietly, do not make noise! Look there everyone!
(the curtain opens, the White Bear sits on the padded floe, Umka sits on her lap)
Umka: Mom, what is the "New Year"? (reader "Children's Literature")
Bear: It's the other way around: Christmas trees grow in rooms, squirrels don't gnaw cones,
Hares next to a wolf on a prickly tree.
Sleep, my baby, sleep! Close your eyes tightly.
(sings the song "Lullaby of the Bear" by E. Krylatov from the film "Umka", after the second verse
Bear and Umka go to the middle of the hall, look at the stars)
Bear: Look, Umka, do you see those stars? This is the constellation Ursa Major, and
Nearby is a small constellation, it's yours, Umka! (go back)
Santa Claus: As soon as the evening comes, the stars start a round dance!
Presenter: (distributing tinsel) Come on, and we will dance around the Christmas tree!
Dance with tinsel (optional music)
At the end of the dance, the children put the tinsel under the Christmas tree, and together with Santa Claus they go to the White Bear.
Santa Claus: Hello, Umka! Hello White Bear!
Bear: Hello, Santa Claus!
Santa Claus: We were rushed here by the miracle sleigh with bells!
To get better soon, here are gifts from friends!
You don't eat snow anymore, eat linden honey!
Umka: Tell me, is it true that bears eat honey with their paws?
Bear: Paw is sweeter and tastier. You try it yourself soon!
Presenter: Look, Umka, how many guys are here! Let's go play together!
Bear: Really, go play, Umka, and I'll go get you a treat!
"Snowball fight" (musical game of choice)
At the end of the song, the presenter takes out a basket of snowballs, Santa Claus throws them at the guys.
Santa Claus: Dads, moms, pick up snowballs and throw them more boldly!
Presenter: (after the game) How many snowballs have scattered, let's collect them!
And the snowballs are cold! Wouldn't hurt us to warm up!
We invite everyone to the round dance!
Music game"Warmer" or round dance (optional)
The White Bear appears, in the hands of a translucent shining ice floe
Bear: And I have a surprise for you! Look what I brought! A piece of polar
Shines, (children look) it’s a pity that it’s not edible, because it’s made of
Ice ... Now, if you, Grandfather, turned ice into sweets!
Santa Claus: Snow-snow, ice-ice, miracles for the New Year! You snowflakes circle
Turn snow into candy!
Open the top of the box, treat the children with sweets.
Santa Claus: Children had fun at the elegant Christmas tree,
But the time has come for me to say goodbye.
Goodbye, children, have fun with you.
Goodbye Mom, Dad, Happy New Year to all-all-all!
Presenter: Guys, and we will go around the Christmas tree again,
Let's sing a song with our parents!
Round dance "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" or "Herringbone" (phonograms "Balagan Limited")
musical performance based on the fairy tale "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
Leading:
You know, friends, there are many miracles in the world.
And we can’t count them, you, no matter how hard you work.
But I know a miracle: it is familiar to you all -
After all, this is a good story! We ask: "Come to us!"
And now listen carefully and look, do not miss anything, the fairy tale begins!
Seven dwarfs lived in one fabulous forest.
They have a hundred freckles on their tiny noses.
And if the dwarf meets you in his forest,
Freckles on the nose will dance with joy.
You can already hear - the gnomes are coming, somewhere close they sing a song.
7 gnomes come out, they stretch from sleep, sing and dance.
Song-dance "Little Dwarf" music. V. Udartseva.
1 Gnome: Well, it's time to eat, and that is, I really want to.
All gnomes: And we are with you. (All gnomes sit down at the table and eat)
2 Dwarf: (gets up and says) It's time for us to work.
We guys are masters, we work together in the morning.
(Gnomes leave)
Leading: And at this time in one fairy-tale kingdom, the evil stepmother the queen decided to destroy her stepdaughter Snow White.
She ordered the hunter to take Snow White into the wilderness of the forest.
And, having tied her alive under a pine tree, leave it there, to be eaten by wolves.
So the hunter went into the forest and took him to such a distance.
Snow White guessed and was scared to death.
(Snow White and the Huntsman exit, they stop in the "forest").
Snow White: Dear friend, spare my life and let me live here with the forest animals. They are not as cruel as my evil stepmother. I'll find some place to hide.
Hunter:
It will be better this way, your evil stepmother is very jealous of your beauty.
You go straight all the time, you will go out to the Gnomes in the clearing.
Gnomes know everything kind people help.
Snow White: Thank you, friend! Goodbye!
Hunter: Farewell and be happy.
(Hunter leaves, changes into Prince)
Presenter: Snow White is alone in the forest, and she is very scared, but soon forest animals gather around her (Squirrel, Hare and Fox)
Snow White:
Here is a squirrel, agile, fast
In a fur coat red, fluffy.
From branch to branch I jump deftly
Red back, tail, head. (Snow White petting a squirrel)
Snow White:
Oh what a funny animal
Fast, agile, naughty.
(The bunny jumps, spins, Snow White strokes him)
Snow White, don't cry, don't hide your bitter tears.
You believe that kindness is your best feature.
Fox: We live together in the forest and dance and sing.
"Dance of Snow White and the Beasts" music. O. Polyakova
(After the dance, Squirrel, Hare, Fox run into the "forest", on their stumps)
Leading: Wandering in the forest until dawn, Snow White walked and walked and came across a house.
(Snow White rings the bell, walks around and stops in the Dwarfs' room)
Snow White:
Wow! I really like this house.
Everything is so small here. And the table is set for seven people.
Seven chairs, seven cups. I'm so hungry. Let's eat a little.
(sits down at the table, eats, drinks, gets up, walks further across the room)
Oh, and here in the cast iron boots. Where does it fit? (removes)
Look at this broom, it seems that no one has ever been cleaned here.
Well, nothing, I'll put things in order here.
Hey, animals, come in and help me.
(Squirrel, Hare, Fox run into the room and help Snow White clean up)
Snow White:
Enough. I am so tired.
Thank you for your help, dear animals!
(Squirrel, Hare, Fox run back to the forest)
And I'll lie down, rest. (leaves behind the curtain)
Leading: The hour of dinner was approaching, there was a clatter around the yard.
(Gnomes included)
What a marvel! Everything is so clean and beautiful!
Someone cleaned up the house, but waited for the owners.
4 Gnome: Who was sitting on my chair?
5 Dwarf: Who ate my bread?
6 Gnome: Who drank from my glass?
7 Gnome: Is someone lying on our beds?
(They run towards Snow White, she comes out)
All Dwarves: Oh! How beautiful she is!
Snow White:
Oh seven dwarves! I'm happy to see you!
Forgive me, please, Gnomes, that I came to you.
Gnome 1: Who are you?
Snow White: My name is Snow White.
Gnome 2: What are you doing here?
Snow White: I ran away from home. My stepmother, the queen, wanted to kill me.
All Dwarves: Oh, poor child!
Snow White:
May I stay with you? I can do a lot.
I can cook food, bake bread, clean the house and sew clothes.
All Dwarves (Confer):
You are a good girl, stay with us.
We will protect you here.
Snow White: Thank you, dear gnomes. Dinner is ready, please come to the table.
(Everyone sits at the table, eat)
Host: And after dinner, it was time for music and dancing.
Snow White: Stand up, Dwarfs, stand in a circle.
This is the dance "Good Beetle" muses. A. Spadavecchia
(Everyone is dancing)
Snow White: Unfortunately. Even the most wonderful evening ends someday, it's time to go to bed.
All Gnomes: Sweet Dreams, Snow White
(everyone leaves behind the curtains with the house)
Narrator: The next morning, Snow White saw the Dwarfs off to work.
(Snow White hands out shovels to the Dwarfs)
Snow White: Goodbye, my good friends!
1 Gnome: Snow White, be careful, don't let anyone into the house.
All Dwarves: Goodbye, Snow White. (leave)
Presenter: Evil queen found out that she was alive, and decided to destroy her. She pretended to be an old woman, took a basket of poisoned apples and went to the Dwarfs.
Old lady (rings a bell): Wonderful apples, sweet apples.
Snow White: Good morning, kind woman give me one apple.
Old lady: Try it, dear! (Gives the apple to Snow White, she takes a bite and falls)
Ha, ha, ha! No more Snow White! Now I am more beautiful than anyone in the world.
(old woman runs away)
Host: When the Dwarfs returned home and saw Snow White, they were very upset.
2 Gnome: What happened to our Snow White?
3 Dwarf (sits down and listens): Our dear Snow White is dead.
(sit around Snow White and cry)
Host: Just at that time, the Prince was walking through the forest from hunting.
Prince: Good afternoon little gnomes, what's wrong? Why are you crying?
4 Dwarf: Our Snow White is dead.
Prince: Let me see her.
He kneels next to Snow White and kisses her. Snow White wakes up.
Snow White: How long have I been sleeping!
Prince: You are safe with me. I'll take you with me.
Snow White: Oh my dear prince! I'm so happy.
(Snow White and the Prince embrace)
5 Dwarf: Three cheers for Snow White and her prince!
All Dwarves: Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Final dance of all participants of the performance
"Little Country" music. I. Nikolaev
Leading:
Everything happens in fairy tales, miracles in fairy tales.
Sleeping princess, the girl is beautiful.
Cinderella and princes, witches, kings,
Miracles will happen if you believe.
A fairy tale will teach us, evil, how to win,
How to cope with enemies, how to get happiness.
Good friends will always help us,
Faithful hearts will beat nearby.
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When I returned home on the day of my first literary success, the soothing melodic sounds of musical exercises merged and spread throughout our apartment - my sister played the piano. Father, resting after dinner, lay on the sofa and read the newspaper. He looked at me inquiringly. Feeling how blissfully beats my heart, I handed him a notebook with an essay.
Over the past year, my father has managed to turn into my senior comrade. I used to show him my first experiments in literature, mostly awkward poetry. His excited and touched, and even a little mocking look was the best encouragement for me. Most of his advice related to grammar, which he knew perfectly well, to the very structure of speech, as well as to punctuation.
Now he, too, quickly and youthfully jumped up from the sofa, sat down at his desk and began aloud, word by word, to reread my work. In all my work, Andrey Alekseevich did not make a single blot, only at the end a big red five was put. The father immediately lingered on one of the first phrases. He said:
"...Did you hear the snow falling?" Why, there is an inconsistency of times in one phrase ...
- But Andrei Alekseevich did not notice anything! I answered proudly.
My father just shook his head and, continuing to read, made the same kind of remarks. Then he got up, clasped my shoulders with his arm and, hugging me friendly, walked with me through the rooms, now approaching the piano, at which the industrious sister continued to play the canons and solfeggio, then moving away from it.
At that time, I was almost as tall as my father, and this made me proud and thrifty tenderness for my father.
It is very difficult to convey our conversation then, although I remember it. It was difficult because it was interspersed with affectionately senseless mutterings, intended only for me since childhood:
- Yur-dur-karapur-marakur-karamur...
And then, interspersed with this muttering, the father said:
- Yes, the onset of winter ... Very poetically wrote t Very. Although these are not poems, they are not inferior to poetry, so, Yur-dur-karapur ... - He hugged me by the shoulders, pressed me to him and continued affectionately: - Did you hear our conversation with Pelageya Semyonovna about "Volcano" ? Well, the day before yesterday, when was she with us? In Vulkan, the onset of winter manifested itself in the fact that snow began to be brought into the room where the refugees lived. And our city government can't take care of everything and at least putty the walls. As a result, a new explosion of influenza, and, which is already quite bad, - said the op, lowering his voice, - in the last batch of refugees there are cases of typhus ... Here's the reverse and not at all poetic side of the onset of winter. And it turns out that you depicted the arrival of winter very well, but conveyed only the state of nature. And you still don't have a man...
Human! I still hear this word, which the father, and even such friends of his as the same Pelageya Semyonovna Silina, uttered with that special feeling with which religious people speak about the sacraments of religion.
Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with a bow and arrows go out to do their job. An unusual scene where participants will need to go down to the auditorium.
The plot is this: the girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to drive the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene from the heart.
This scene can be put on March 8, and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.
A scene for March 8, in which men will joke about typical female things. This scene will well dilute the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.
It is difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone solves the most difficult task - what to give?! That's what we're joking about in this scene.
This scene can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8, and at a corporate party of a beauty salon or store. After all, everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.
Imagine that car designers finally decided to create a purely feminine car. Yes, and give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.
Scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. Birthday party for joy and guests for fun.
Another one humorous scene on the topic of finding a birthday present. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems to be completely unsolvable. In this story, both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves.
By the way, this scene is also suitable for the anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more - the more fun the scene will be.
Sketches about school, study
By the name of the scene, it is already clear that it is the most school-like one. The plot is as follows: the principal of the school calls a meeting to prepare educational institution to the arrival of a strict check.
It is always interesting to imagine how children will be taught like this in forty, fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you get a good scene for a school concert.
We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This scene will look organically in a concert on the occasion last call or high school graduation. It can be played by both teachers and students.
Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit, we tried to show what his lesson would look like.
Imagine that because of the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders of all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The scene is also good because it is massive, but everyone does not need to learn the words.
New Year's scenes
Dynamic, modern, and most importantly - a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is this: Santa Claus reads the children's letters and is finally disappointed in them.
Scenario New Year's party for younger students. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Ded Moroz and Snegurochka in one scenario. Humor guaranteed!
Scenes-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert, they will connect even the most motley numbers. Jokes are light, funny, New Year's.
Anything can happen on New Year's Eve. The scene is exactly about this: the artistic director arranges a scolding for the artists who performed at the children's New Year's matinees. A scene in the spirit of the Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.
The new most relevant script for the children's New Year's holiday. Recognizable modern characters: Pyaterochka cashier, Santa Claus, Snegurochka, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.
The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been moved to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department was asked to stage a scene, take it and don't suffer.
The plot of the scene is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the new year for the office staff. As you understand, all your intra-office joys and actualities can be woven into the scene. Success on New Year's corporate party secured!
Let's fast forward three hundred years ago and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do it in the form funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be just bomb.
Actual New Year's scene on a school theme. About how hard it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.
The plot of the scene is as follows: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for the preparation of Santa Clauses. How are they without training? You can show such a scene both at KVN and at the New Year's concert.
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